#fic bidding

[evilkitten3]

one pet peeve of mine in founders-era fanfics is when madara's whole,,,, everything is solved by izuna just being there

like maybe this is just me, but i don't think izuna surviving or even coming around to the idea of a truce with the senju would've been enough to keep madara from the path he ended up on.

izuna wasn't the reason he left - he was definitely part of madara's issues, but he wasn't the why. even if izuna had stuck around, and even if that had been enough to keep the uchiha clan from losing their faith in madara, i think he would've still come to realize konoha wasn't what he'd hoped it would be.

best case scenario, i think izuna's survival might've caused madara to stick around a bit longer, but i don't think it would've lasted. honestly, even then, that might've just made the inevitable break-up between madara and hashirama even more agonizing (particularly for izuna)

it's a fun idea to play around with for sure, but frankly i don't think canon!madara could've ever been 'saved' from that path. certainly not if the hidden village system ended up getting set up in the same way.

[witchofthesouls]

Hey, what if there was a bot that was infamous among the Decepticons; not because they’re absolutely dangerous or nightmare-level killer, but because of their absolute horniness in neutral territory?

There are dedicated spaces where Autobots and Decepticons will… look the other way to blow off steam, so bot!Reader with their cohort gets beyond shitfaced where their inner party goblin overtakes their self-preservation as it salivates over the massive horde of goodies on the Dare Table. 

The winner takes all in the most extreme action within the night. Evidence must be submitted. There’s a Judge, it’s always the same mech that’s immune to all forms of bribery, and that mech has the same look of fascinated horror whenever Reader’s encrypted proof rolls in. There is nothing this bot won’t do for the jackpot. And the poor Judge manages to get through the entire war, so they’re a witness to the true depths Reader had delved into.

The people they had fucked includes, but not limited to:

The Command Trine

The Constructions

A couple of the Warriors Elite

A few members of the Decepticon Justice Division

Soundwave’s cassettes

A Wrecker orgy

Prowl

A few Spec Ops

Even aliens during a dlplomacy for a temporary landing or alliance that extended into soft agreements that were pushed and heavily campaigned by the diplomats.

Vidi, vici, veni… You saw, you conquered, you came.

Now with the end of the war, you’re trying to get into a civilian life and figure out what to do when your numerous unknown comm lines in your directory completely flood your HUD…

With work offers and marriage proposals. What the hell!?

[shih-coulda-had-it]

old dog (re)learning new tricks? @thisauthorisscreaming

“I’m shy around you sometimes. If you felt as much as I do towards you,” he muttered, “you’d have a hard time pulling this kind of shit, too.” And that was the bitch of it, he added mentally. Everything was on the line now: every move was life and death. Nana pulled her hand away—his stomach dropped—only to lace their fingers together in a more comfortable way. “You’re not going to scare me off by showing me you care about me, jet-head. Believe it or not,” she joked, “that’s the exact opposite of what will happen.”

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Hmmm thinking about witch!oc and sly yeonjun who convinces her into making him her familiar then working secretly to sabotage her spells and potions in a way to get her dependent on him and ultimately tricks her into bounding them together so she can't escape him

[giurochedadomani]

“Mmm— That’s nice”, Shanks whispers in Mihawk’s ear, encouraging as the swordsman finds a rhythm grinding against him. Hands slowly tracing his legs settle loosely around the other’s waist. He thinks about the duel, and about their knives, and wonders why not knowing how to do a thing is such an unmatched horror for the other. “How did it go down?”, he asks, adding a quiet “your little dream” when Mihawk frowns. 

The swordsman opens his mouth, and for a moment Shanks thinks that he’s going to actually share details— that he’s going to get him to dirty talk, the serious bastard— but then he huffs, hands freezing on Shanks’ shoulders. Well, then. 

It’s the thing with Mihawk, this whole— putting himself in a position that invites Shanks to step in, but never actually telling him when and how to do so, and then getting mad, as if Shanks is supposed to magically know. Not for the first time he wonders if it’s some sort of test, if the other wants to make sure that he’s a worthy companion, and although he usually likes the challenge, it’s the root cause more often than not of his headaches. 

Shanks kisses his cheek to avoid Mihawk noticing the bit of frustration growing on him, and then continues down the other’s neck, leisurely, focusing on a point over his collarbone that makes him hiss, and then whimper when Shanks starts sucking on it. Trying to picture Mihawk’s reaction if he does leave a hickey, automatically he makes a mental note to pay attention to which places would be best (more visible) to leave one, taking in account Mihawk’s open coat. 

Their encounter on the beach comes to his thoughts, and he licks his hand and sneaks it between them, giggling when Mihawk’s indignant squeak (that judgy look that says nasty) breaks into a moan when he wraps it around their cocks. 

“Shanks”, Mihawk warns, curving against him as he loses the remnants of his composure in the face of Shanks’ relentless attack. Little whines pull out of him against his will. With his face flush, eyes closed, as he grinds against Shanks’ grip on them, he’s the hottest sight the captain has ever laid his eyes upon. 

“Come on, sweetheart, tell me. You can tell me”, he insists, attacking as well the other side of Mihawk’s neck, his hands a vice grip around the other’s back. 

“Shanks”, the swordsman warns again, a bit more desperate. He wonders whether he’s about to make him come then and there, heart beating excitedly at the prospect. “I— Nnnn— You were— You used— your tongue on me”. 

Oh?

[raina-at]

I'm offering one BBC Sherlock fic this year for Fandom Trumps Hate!

Check out my auction post for more details.

I'm offering a fic in the 5-10k range.

Check out my work on AO3 here. I've never participated in Fandom Trumps Hate before, but my catalogue should give you a pretty good idea of what I have to offer.

If you have a very specific prompt or idea in mind, please feel free to reach out to me before you bid to see if we can come up with something.

Auctions open March 5th.

[gacha-every]

HOW DO YA'LL DOWNLOAD SONIC PRIME SEASON 3 EPISODES?!?!

Reason? Uhh MAINLY THEM—

I WANNA EDIT 'EM SO BAD ToT

[doubleappled]

Bidding is OPEN!

I would love to write Bear fic just for you, as a gift, if you make a donation to any of the worthy causes that are part of this year’s @fandomtrumpshate auction!

Here’s my contributor page (to see how it works) and my bidding form (to place a bid)! My minimum is only $5, and I will write nearly anything you’d like, just name it.

Thank you SO much to the extremely talented and kind @a-victorian-girl for the graphic and to @fandomtrumpshate for organizing this auction. This is such a labor of love and I’m glad to be a part of it!

[sequencefairy]

Fandom Trumps Hate Bidding is LIVE

Bidding runs 5th March 8am EST to 9th March 8 pm EST!

@fandomtrumpshate is an online multi-fandom auction that benefits a lot of progressive non-profit organizations! Fans 'bid' to donate directly to a listed charity and the winning bidder receives a thank you gift for their donation in the form of the personalized fan work- You can read about exactly how it works HERE and see the FULL LIST OF NON-PROFITS!

And this year! This year! There are two people offering to write in the shyan space, my beloveds!

@mephsation (quackers on ao3) is offering: Shyan, up to E rating, no upper word count limit, Monster/Fantasy AUs, Romance, Slice of Life, Fight Scenes. They enjoy world building and the Grand Reveal. And vampires. They are interested in F/F ships, Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, Unhappy endings, Ambiguous endings, various kinks and other assorted goodies.

BID HERE

@sequencefairy (sequence_fairy on ao3) is offering: Shyan, up to E rating, 20k upper word limit, forced intimacy tropes, idiots to lovers, pining (both mutual and unrequited), and complicated relationships between adults, AU settings. Interested in F/F ships, Poly ships, Unhappy endings, Ambiguous endings.

BID HERE

[gladumfdoodles]

Hello everyone!!

do you like the life series and/or hermitcraft? do you also want to support a good cause?

well boy do I have an offer for you!!

this year, I am participating in Fandom Trumps Hate, an organization dedicated to helping out people in need. each year, hundreds of creators come together and set up 1-3 auctions per user that correspond with charities. I personally have two auctions for fanfiction on my profile :]

for more details about the auction and FTH in general, please see their FAQ

if you're interested in receiving a gladumf fic, written from YOUR prompts, here is the link to my auctions! the highest bidder on my auctions will be able to work closely with me and receive a fic made specifically for them!

this is an amazing opportunity for me, and I'm very excited to share it with you all!! please check out the FTH Tumblr if you have any questions, and if you have more questions concerning my role in this, my ask box as well as my dms are open!!

I hope to see some of you bidding in March!!

[bumblebeeappletree]

So while I’m not a big fan of how Ace joined the Whitebeard Pirates, this idea is a wayyyyy more comedic take and how Ace either joins the Whitebeard Pirates or becomes allies with them (depending on who wants to direct it).

During Ace’s assassination days Garp manages to find them. It goes as you expect, Ace fears when he learns Garp is making his way over, the Whitebeard Pirates are understandable to his fear because well… it’s Garp. Then comes the shock that they know each other. And then comes the “shitty old man!” “Call me Gramps!” Which floors everyone. And then, and then, Ace, in a moment of blinded rebellion, calls Whitebeard “Gramps”. And well, I’m sure you can imagine how it would go after that.

[magichats]

Splatoon 3 playable salmonid DLC: GET FISH QUICK!!!!

But it plays something like content warning / Lethal company where the whole goal is for your team of fish to get rich quick by going viral and selling scrap.

You can customize your salmonids (they are not salmonlings but true salmonids) but the salmonids aren't playable in any other mode besides get fish quick.

You encounter rogue octolings / inklings / cuttlefish-lings as enemy encounters alongside other more menacing creatures. You get funny weapons of cooking supplies and they are woefully inefficient for fending off the monster encounters unless your entire squad gangs up on one.

[cocolacola]

some sort of realization

[radioactivepeasant]

Fic Prompts: Zelda Tuesday

At the very edge of the Gerudo desert, right at the foot of the mountains, a watchtower balanced between two climates. Sometimes blisteringly hot, other times bitingly cold; it was a post no Hylian in their right mind would volunteer for. Of course, soldiers had whispered that retired marshal Bram was a little bit mad as it was, which was why no one was particularly surprised when he chose the watchtower for his home.

Bram didn't take his duties all that seriously-

At least, not the duties expected of him by the crown.

He didn't spy on roving Gerudo bands from his tower, or collect tolls from the Rito to remind them that they were subject to the King of Hyrule. Instead, he spent hot days napping in the sun, and cool nights attending the only duty he found worth pursuing: teaching his daughter to protect herself.

Linkel was a stout-hearted lass, full of courage and mischief alike. But courage without strength and wisdom could only get a child so far before they ran into trouble of one kind or another. Bram didn't insist that Linkel practice swordsmanship, as the knights of Hyrule had nagged him to do when the mark of the Triforce appeared on her left hand. There were plenty of things a body could use to defend themselves in a pinch: hammers, axes, crossbows, even cutlery! He saw no reason to enforce old traditions under the guise of "destiny" A blinky triangle on a ten year old's hand was no reason for everyone to lose their heads!

Linkel delighted in trailing along behind her father at night, terrorizing the local chu's and driving moldorms away from the slopes where a travelers' stable sat. Frightened horses caused Situations, and Situations were -- as her father often complained -- a Hassle. During the day, she attended lessons at the stable with several Gerudo and merchants' children around her age, or scampered up and down the foothills like a rabbit with little oversight.

Or at least, she did, until a Sheikah mistakenly accused her father of spying for the kingdom of Holodrum, and everything just got needlessly complicated.

[nari-writes]

Concept: for a charity drive, Superboy decides to auction off a day spent hanging out with him, flaunting the flight and previous dating experience. He absolutely does not take into account that Lex has more than enough money to bid on the day with him, and since it's not organised by the JLA, he has no good reason for why he doesn't want a Very Respected And Rich Billionaire to be donating to the charity drive - so he asks Bart, Cassie, and Tim to help him figure something out. Potentially if before an identity reveal Bart and Cassie get to be throwing out as many crazy ideas as they can think of, while Tim is just there like: okay (this is an easy fix) (I will just bid on him. Problem solved). And just kinda....forgets? That it'll be a bit Weird? Because he'll know Kon but Kon won't know him? And that Kon will also play up his normal brashness and try and act all Superboy, instead of Kon-el, Robin's friend.

OR if after an identity reveal: you can have Tim being like: okay. I can do this. I'll be SOOOO normal about Kon having advertised this as a date/cool hang out time/DATE WITH SUPERBOY. Kon asking him for direct help and Tim caves because what's he supposed to do? Let his best friend awkwardly have to hang out with Lex?

And then Kon playing up the flirtiness and teasing because he knows Tim can't respond/this is how he "probably" would act around a civvy who'd wanted to hang out with him on a "date". :3c