#favorite book characters

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Lovable Loudmouths

I love a snarky character. Did they put their foot in their mouth again? I eat that up. I humbly present my top 5 chaos muppets. Here’s to the ones who never know when to stop talking.

Remy from Silver Under Nightfall by Rin Chupeco

Remy has a habit of babbling during epic battles. A hoard of vampires out for death won’t stop him from running his mouth. He is, at least, self aware. “Take it from someone who talks to much—” *kills the guy currently monologuing* “—you talk too much.”

Riley from Strictly No Heroics by B.L. Radley

This book is chocked full of snarky one liners. Riley has a very distinct voice, and I love her for it. She’s just a queer normie trying to make her way in the world and she’s fed up with all the ways in which the world is shitty.

Tracker from Black Leopard Red Wolf by Marlon James

Tracker has the ability to follow a scent across anywhere. If he catches your scent, he can find you anywhere. This ability is well known. Tracker is also one snarky guy. The ongoing refrain in this book when he meets potential business partners and sticks his foot in his mouth is for them to say “I had heard you had a nose. No one told me you had a mouth.”

Nate from The Alpha’s Warlock (Mismatched Mates #1) by Eliot Grayson

Nate escapes halfway through a curse that leaves his magic seeping out to nowhere and threatening his life. To save his life, he ends up bonded to a werewolf who he’s pretty sure hates him. And this is not at all helped by the fact that Nate can’t stop himself from saying all the wrong things at all the worst times. These enemies do eventually become lovers, but Nate never outgrows his habit of expressing his disdain through strongly worded messages inked onto coffee mugs in permanent marker.

Gideon from Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Listen… If you’re partner is so worried about you saying the wrong thing that she makes to take a fake vow of silence… you’ve put your foot in your mouth one too many times. Never fear, however, Gideon finds plenty of ways to become a problem for Harrow even if she never opens her mouth. And she can back up her non-verbal communication with her sword.

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The Winner of the Most Wayward Soul Silmaril 2023!

Winner of the Most Wayward Soul character from #fantasybooks! #bookcharacters #gollum #tolkien #Draco #Moash #Dustfinger #lotr #Athelas #citybetween #Kylegreenember #Silmawards2023 #harrypotter #inkheart #stormlightarchives #brandonsanderson

Gollum made his way along the gloomy cobblestone street of London, the smog dimming the late afternoon light nicely around him. You’d almost think it was night. Yes, precious, how lovely! But, ugh, precious–it was difficult to breathe in this place! He half coughed, half gagged to clear his airway. Why was he doing this, again? Coming all this way to such a foreign land to hand over some…

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Character Love: Constance Contraire

If you have not read The Mysterious Benedict Society books by Trenton Lee Stewart, you’re missing out. The characters are great. And Constance is a real stand out for me and doggie co-owner, Finni. Here is why...

11 reasons why we love Constance Contraire 

She agrees to nothing; 

She rejects rules;

She speaks in poetic meters (most of the time);

She is a nap enthusiast;

She is a tantrum enthusiast;

She’s mentally sensitive;

She loves sweets and is not afraid to demand them;

She’s secure in her complaining;

She’s a girl of few but powerful words;

She’s not afraid to leave the room when she believes the discussion is over (at least for her, even if it’s not technically over); and

She’s not afraid to be herself and doesn’t apologize for it!

How many of you are like Constance, or in some way wish you could be? I’ve got a few of these traits down, like number 1, 6, 7, 8, and 11. But I could really uses some work on 2, 3, 4, 9, and 10. 

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Catching up,

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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

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Juno’s champion

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Small zombie apocalypse AU where wen ning is bitten but wwx manages to help him retain his personality. They travel together and eventually bump into other survivors, who don’t seem to entertain the idea of keeping wen ning around.

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I'd say I'm normal about these two, but that would be a lie.

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Kiltro uploaded this new song and I needed an excuse to join my two hyper fixations

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Navani ending up in a homoerotic rivalry with fantasy Oppenheimer was not on my Rythm of War bingo card

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splatoon fandom: please. someone please translate the marina acht story. please me: now hold on. wouldn't you guys rather read a boring newspaper article about the development of crableg capital. because i would

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The nominations are in! Cast your final vote for Most Wayward Soul 2023!

The nominees are in! Cast your final vote for favorite book characters! #SilmAwards2023 #bestfantasybooks #sffbooks #bookcharacters #booklove #tolkien #moash #dustfinger #Draco #harrypotter #athelas #kylegreenember #brandonsanderson #inkheart #stormlight

Which character will win this brand new Most Wayward Soul Silmaril Award? And what of the other Silmaril award categories, such as Most Epic Heroine, and Most Majestic Ruler, and much more? The top 5 nominees for each of the award categories have been gathered, and now await your final decision! Follow the link to the voting form here to make your choice: https://www.silmarilawards.com/vote/ The…

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Melting

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Just so yall know, whenever I say "oh they're just a silly little guy!!!" what I actually mean is "I'm aware of all of the atrocities they've committed, and all of the depth and nuance that they hold, and I love them for it" ok? Ok. Now let me enjoy my silly little guys they are so silly