#fathers day shenanigans

[miraiconnection]

He'd sent a package of treats and souvenirs from Paldea to his grandfather ahead of time, but it still feels weird to not be there with him in person for Father's Day. He wonders if the Pokemon on the island are keeping his grandfather company so he won't be lonely, and Roy realizes he might be a little bit homesick.

[studio-petrichor]

Little Bird Interlude

Barnaby and Belle in my head cannon are/would be great friends. He brings her out of her shell, and she keeps him stable in situations that call for it. I dunno, just makes sense to me. Plus, he could use a mom friend lol! I love unlikely friendship tropes.

She thinks he's an adorable bastard - he sees her lap and decides it's time for No More Crotchet And Head Scratchies Now. Queer friendships be like

I bet she gives the best scratchies tho ngl

Edit: I realized I made a mistake or two so I fixed it up :)

Obligatory THIS IS NOT A SHIP POST.

Also, I'm just happy to depict queer friendships bc in my own group, we're all affectionate, and friendships like that are very nice for the soul :) 🌈

[jim-t-kirk]

It's so sad that the ST writers decided to leave Alexander living off with Worf's parents when Worf came to DS9 because we were not only robbed of watching Alexander be friends with Jake and Nog but, and hear me out, the absolute comedy of mistakes that could have been Alexander becoming friends with Gul Dukat’s daughter

[shu-box-puns]

I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.

Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.

Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.

<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-

<"Yes sir.">

Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.

<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you."> And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.

<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">

Cue:

Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."

BONUS:

If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):

Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.

[l3viat8an]

Satan: Happy Father’s Day! Here, I made a list of all your accomplishments as a father.

Lucifer:….

Lucifer: This is a blank piece of paper.

Satan: 🙂

[gothamite-rambler]

The time Bruce and Jason swapped bodies part 6

Jason and Bruce (in their swapped bodies and hero suits) patrolled together. Bruce wanted to keep Jason in check while being him in his batsuit... Jason wasn't taking this seriously.

Jason (singing in Bruce's gruff voice): You are the worse kind of good cause you're not even great!

Bruce (wearing the red helmet for this mission, annoyed): Oh we are not doing this.

Jason (ignoring Bruce): A villain who reeks of false righteousness that's what I hate!

Bruce attempted to silence Jason while they fought goons in front a confused villain. Jason shoved him out the way.

Jason (singing as he kicked a goon in the stomach): Cause you fight to save lives, but won't kill and don't get the job done. I mean you totally could have avoided all this-

Bruce (holding a goon in a headlock): Keep singing asshole, I'm kicking you in the shin in a few minutes.

Jason (singing, flipping the bat glove to Bruce): If you had just given up easily, but no.

Villain: I'm both concerned, but the Bats can sing? Okay, Batman!

[bumblingbabooshka]

[TUVOKTOBER: Day 13] Do you have slor-tukh-sa money, Elieth?

[behindtheband420]

(I COULDN'T FIT SAVIORS NOOO)

(Just comment Saviors if that's your choice)

[lampylamperson]

Happy Father’s Day! Here’s some Olivia and Ozzie for the heart

[verfound]

FIC: Luka's First Father's Day (MLB; Lukanette; House Band)

Rating: Teen and Up

Characters/Pairings: Dingo King (OC), Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng; Luka Couffaine/Mariette Dupain-Cheng

Summary: When Marinette finds out she’s pregnant with their first child (and Dingo accidentally finds out before Luka), Dingo begs her to let him be the one to tell Luka the happy news.

Author’s Notes/Warnings: It still counts as a Father’s Day fic if it’s a day late, right?  I don’t usually observe Father’s Day anyway, but there was this mug, see, and then a plunny, and this was supposed to be quick, short, and stupid.  It still is, even if it's now also late.  😂

“Luka’s First Father’s Day”

In hindsight, it was probably Marinette’s fault.

No.  No, it was definitely Marinette’s fault.

But, at the time of the…accident, Marinette was also pregnant (even if she was still early pregnant), and pregnancy hormones – Baby Brain – can do some wicked things to a woman.  And she wouldn’t have been pregnant in the first place if not for Luka, so really, didn’t that actually make it Luka’s fault?

…yeah.

So.

Really.

Luka had no one to blame but himself.

[mysticmoondancer]

Takes place after the awkward video call between Ethan and Benny in "Smells Like Trouble".

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Ross: Son. I think we need to talk.

*10 minutes later, now at the Weir's residence*

Benny: *sees Ethan walk in looking somewhat distraught/out of it* E, what's wrong?

Ethan: *is silent for a second before finally answering with a blank stare/look on his face* I just had "the talk" with my dad after ending our video call earlier.

Benny: OK. That doesn't sound so bad.

Ethan: Except it was about "the birds and the bees, and everything in between." *looks at Benny with a mortified/embarrassed expression for a minute before burying his face in his hands and groaning*

[stcries]

I may be a day late thanks to timezones, but august 31st is officially dipper and mabel’s birthday. so if anyone out there has either of the twins as a muse, beware, grunkle stan is rapidly approaching your location.

[themosthatedbeingg]

{ Lucifer has once again found another of his off day shirts to wear around Hell and the Hotel~}

[limitlesspossibilities]

"I wonder what it's like to have a father..."

[ura-niia]

Happy father's day :)) Me, my brother and my dad came to 7/11 at 12 am in celebratory and I'm quoting what we all said in one sitting:

Dad: my god, no wonder your girlfriend left you, look at how you put mustard on your damn hotdog

Brother: WOAH DON'T GO THAT FAR

Me: can I take the iced coffee?

Brother: you just drank hot coffee earlier at dinner be for real. Take the damn milk tea instead

*passes around the milk tea bottle like a blunt*

[all three of us grimacing at all the couples going out in our radius]

Me: corny...

Brother: shut up, you're just salty your gf isn't here

Me: it's pride month I have the right

Dad: yeah and your brother's just salty that he just got broken up, actually the real reason why we're here now

Brother: ???we broke up like two months ago????

Dad: exactly

Dad: it's okay, there's plenty of men in the sea

Brother: that's not how the phrase works.

Me: does it?

Me: I bought this bc I like how the package is pink

Brother: I thought you were a tomboy

[chaylattes]

why does Chris Pine give me such dilf energy as far as i know he isn't even actually a dad