#just. late night shenanigans
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ura-niia · 6 months ago
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Happy father's day :)) Me, my brother and my dad came to 7/11 at 12 am in celebratory and I'm quoting what we all said in one sitting:
Dad: my god, no wonder your girlfriend left you, look at how you put mustard on your damn hotdog
Brother: WOAH DON'T GO THAT FAR
Me: can I take the iced coffee?
Brother: you just drank hot coffee earlier at dinner be for real. Take the damn milk tea instead
*passes around the milk tea bottle like a blunt*
[all three of us grimacing at all the couples going out in our radius]
Me: corny...
Brother: shut up, you're just salty your gf isn't here
Me: it's pride month I have the right
Dad: yeah and your brother's just salty that he just got broken up, actually the real reason why we're here now
Brother: ???we broke up like two months ago????
Dad: exactly
Dad: it's okay, there's plenty of men in the sea
Brother: that's not how the phrase works.
Me: does it?
Me: I bought this bc I like how the package is pink
Brother: I thought you were a tomboy
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doodlemcjazzhands · 4 months ago
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flamingtoads · 3 months ago
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We shouldn't have watched that movie before bed, was the thought that popped into Karen's mind as she followed closely behind her wife out of their bedroom. The floor boards creak as Hen and Karen stops at the end of the hallway. They pause as a large lumpish shadow cast from the kitchen light rushes out of view, followed with what sounded like a clatter of dishes falling together. Karen leaned closer into Hen, "Did you see that?" Hen's hands gripped tightly around the baseball bat, preparing herself for what might be waiting for her in the kitchen. "Sure did."
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qoldenskies · 28 days ago
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i think about splinter walking in on the aftermath of caged lungs a lot
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#canary continuity#rottmnt#like#pov: you are splinter. you have spent the past few months feeling Off#theres this odd air in your home that you cant place and some distance from your sons again#but you trust their independence and you tend to wane in and out again already#and theyve all been encouraging you to go out there and get a social life!!#even before the curse you dont know about yet theyve been nothing but supportive#maybe a bit pushy lately. but you think theyre just happy for you#teenagers are rebellious. youre sure theyll use your absence for shenanigans but thats a part of being a teen#so you go for a night out.#its a break from the odd tension youve felt#you come home feeling relaxed. lighter. youre smiling to yourself as you walk back into your home#for a moment its quiet and you can just breathe in the comfortable silence#and then you smell blood. not the faint clinging tang of it youd smelled for a few weeks and dismissed. FRESH blood#your veins chill with panic. dread prickles down your spine. you run towards the smell#and then you hear your oldest sons SCREAMING.#both of them dont scream like donnie and mikey do. they SHOUT a lot. they dont SCREAM#they dont scream like their souls are being torn out of their chest. not like that#(for a moment you freeze. and all you can think about is torn flesh and the snap of bones. cheering. blood caked across your bruised fists.#and then the panic hits you at once and you BOLT#and you walk into the culmination of fifteen years of your careless mistakes.#and nothing is ever the same again
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blabberoo · 5 months ago
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Yknow how gabriel is hateful towards v1? What if v1 returns that..
V1 fights gabriel out of "unsatiated hunger" but what if it becomes hatred. This allmighty angel being so angry at it for only acting accordingly out of survival. It didnt chose to have a need of blood to live. It didnt chose to be a machine of war. Was it wrong to live? To desire to live?
Of course, it cant really communicate that. The only thing it knows how to deal with its frustration was violence.
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egginfroggin · 5 months ago
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Hmmmm.
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Yet another meme redraw for you all this fine day
It hasn't been officiated by Nintendo yet, but frankly, I do subscribe to the theory that DMK corrupted Sectonia via the mirror; I also think that Taranza has every right to knock him out cold for it
Tell me, which bin do you think DMK belongs in, recycling or trash?
Also I did the perspective after one in the morning on this, don't mind how skrungled DMK is
Also if anyone knows the meme this is based off of and can give me its name or a link to it, please do so if you wouldn't mind, I couldn't find it and had to do this all from memory
Have a good day, everyone ^^
(Program: Krita; time: about 3 hours [same time half the effort as the last one. huh])
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stellabellababygirl · 3 months ago
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Do you think these shorts make my butt look big?
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waterdeeping · 9 months ago
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I love you. But for the man that you are. Not the god you'd pretend to be.
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dykevanny · 8 months ago
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had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,
#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and#Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like#Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know????#The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames#‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras#The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras#One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a#Weird late staff meeting#The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else#Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh#But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going#On in here#One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find#Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later#Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc#Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’.#Cam has to survive the masked intruder#eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier#Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex#Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh#Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon….#I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn
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turnonyrlovelight · 4 months ago
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hear me out. horrible fucked up twisted fnaf au where it's the movie but it's just starring the blues brothers
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the jake behind the slaughter does not know anything about the murders, he just got springlocked and he's been stuck Like That since the 80s.
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luscinai · 1 month ago
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black mask is decidedly mid, i think
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zhongrin · 6 months ago
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it's hackathon week next week and there are so many things i need to do (passport renewal, accommodation stuff, dental appointments, packing for flight, chores, etc), so i apologize if i'm kind of inactive or off in this blog or discord!!
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psychictimestone · 9 months ago
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Espio and SIlver; they're meditating and being zen together but then Silver starts levitating (because mystical psychic shenanigans) mid session.
Espio cheekily prods Silver out of his concentration after a while and Silver ends up falling unceremoniously flat on his face. They of course both laugh about it afterwards.
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baycitystygian · 6 months ago
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this specifically is the scene that made me the most Feral about SCD
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roykleinberg · 2 years ago
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so we all agree lora was the admin of the flynn lives forum right
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fanvoidkeith · 19 days ago
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as a kiddo, i kind of wanted a pen pal, to talk to about like... anything, but putting in the effort to mail someone a letter seemed like a lot of work, y'know?
and now i have a whole lot of pen pals via the internet that i wouldn't have had otherwise. makes me feel a little sappy and sanguine
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