#father-son bonding time

[veenus-flowertrap]

Welt Yang: Here comes the lightning! Welt Yang, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard. Aster: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

[peachyhoolagan]

This is their song and it hurts me

[homkamiro]

That one tf2 comic scene but it's Dadspy

[starry-bi-sky]

incorrect blood blossom au quotes

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Danny, as nightingale: *making horrific noise bombs* Nightingale: if i use this audio of the sun, reverse it, reverse it again, then layer it on top of these reconstructed dinosaur growls, and then drop the pitch, i can almost replicate the noise of a leviathan in the deep end of the zone :) Nightingale: some circles call this "psychological" warfare Nightingale: i call it a highly effective brown note

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Once Bruce's gimmick villains start popping up: Danny, gripping Bruce by the shoulders: Buzz. Buzz. listen to me. listen. Bruce: Danny: monologues? fuckin' wORK. you gotta let 'em monologue.

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Bruce: you incited a prison riot? Danny: you assaulted a police officer? Bruce: Danny: Bruce, trying not to smile: Bruce: actually, i assaulted three Danny, failing at trying not to smile: and i incited several

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Danny talking about cujo: —he’s a good dog! Bruce: im sensing a ‘but’ here Danny: ....you’re right there is a ‘but’ Bruce: hm. Danny: but, you know how ghosts have powers? Bruce: im assuming the dog has ghost powers. Danny: m. Mhm. he can become the size of a bus Bruce: … a h

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Bruce: wait. pause Danny, was about to drop Dad Lore on Bruce: Bruce: is this another horrifying thing from your childhood that im about to hear? Danny: Danny:…yeee..es? Bruce: *wearing the face of a man mentally preparing himself for whatever fucked up shit danny’s about to spit out of his mouth* hn Bruce: carry on

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Nightingale: be the karma you wanna see in the world. Nightingale: with a few tranquilizers, a slingshot, and some red paintballs, you too can trick the mob into thinking that they've been shot by Batman's sniper from hell! Nightingale, winking: they're not totally wrong about it either!

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Nightingale: I cant kick people in the face anymore thanks to the bone-eating poison Superman: the what- Nightingale: so i do the next best thing, and enact psychological warfare on Bat's enemies instead.

[gothamite-rambler]

Red Hood (singing while deflecting a punch): Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. And deep down I know this well. I lost my best friend, I lost my mentor, my mom. 500 men gone, this can't go on!

Batman (trying to get his son's attention): Red Hood.

Red Hood (enjoying himself while dodging a punch): I must get to see my family so if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches, I'll go where Aquaman won't reach us.

Red Hood knocked out three goons without pulling out his gun and still singing with ease.

Batman (kicking a goon in the stomach): Okay it's impressive how you're changing some of the words, but stop singing!

Red Hood (singing, ignoring his father): And if I got a drop another infant from a wall in an instant so we all don't die

He flipped a man to the ground as Batman tried to speak, but his theatre obsessed son wasn't taking a pause.

Red Hood (big finish): Then I'll become the monster! I'll deal the blow! And I'll become the monster like none they've ever known! So what if I'm the monster lurking deep below? I must become the monster and then we'll make it home!

Batman punched his son in the arm to silence him.

Batman: Cut that shit out!

Red Hood (rubbing his arm, pouting): You're no fun.

Batman (punching a goon that snuck up behind him): Did you agree to team up with me just to piss me off?

Red Hood (coy, but sincere): That was one of the reasons, yes. I like fighting with you, too. I think we both know how to fight well enough that I don't have to shoot anyone.

Batman: I... That was actually nice to hear.

Red Hood shrugged.

Red Hood (singing): I'm just a man.

Batman groaned with a small amused smile.

[lucksea]

havent decided how i want the introduction to go yet but i imagine it would roughly be one of these two

[daily-snufkin]

DAY 16

Happy New Year 🎊

[littlefankingdom]

The Batman fandom infantilizing a near 30 years old white man taking in a child, saying he was a brother more than a father as if he wasn't a full grown adult taking in a child he could have birthed, but parentifying a brown young adult taking in his brother pre-teen for less than a year, saying he was a father more than a brother (only a year is barely enough but ok), or saying he was more a father to his other brothers than Bruce, when he met them when he was 18 and 21 is making me uncomfortable, ngl.

Like, Bruce is a "kid" when he became Dick's guardian when he canonically was over 25 (he started being Batman at 25), and a brother to him when he raised him for 10 years (and Dick probably has not many memories from before Bruce now), but Dick is a "father" to Damian he only had as his charge for less than a year, half of which they were fighting each others??? Make it make sense???

[inkcoffinz]

💪✨

[the-lark-not-the-dove]

valjean in the book: I can't believe I have to drag this bitch through the fuckin sewers...unreal.

valjean in the movie/musical:

[icyfox17]

Something something Bobby always calls Buck kid (the unspoken *my* kid in tone), something something Gerrard called Buck son and forced this father-son relationship onto him

[psychicsamlover]

I better see as much fics about odysseus & telemachus reunion/relationship after ithaca saga as I saw about ody/poseidon after vengeance and telemachus/antinous after wisdom

[m5or]

I have learned that Time can eat souls. Considering that Twi is Time's descendent and can rip out souls with his bare teeth in tp. Would that mean soul-eating got passed down genetically? Is it possible for them to have a soul picnic together?

Would Poe souls, spirits, and regular souls taste different from one another? Or are they the same thing with different names?

Gives a new perspective to the hero's shade you are what you eat kinda thing. lol

[jaredthebc]

I need to write something like a fic about N reuniting with his Darmanitan friend from the woods because I’m obsessed with the idea that Darmanitan was like his father figure until Ghetsis came in and lured his kid away. Maybe something like Darmanitan grieving so hard he spends most of his time in his statue form and being much more aggressive to any humans who enter his home because he keeps remembering one taking away his boy and never recovering mentally from it only for N to reappear over a decade and a half later and after all the emotional stuff happens N offers to catch him in a Pokeball so the two of them can explore the world together because neither wanna separate again and N wants to show his true father figure what he learned about humans and I’m very mentally ill if you couldn’t tell

[suntrait]

(before / next)

bonus + transcript:

Arthur: How are you? It’s been ages since we last saw each other. Neal: I’m doing great... Sir, why are you here? Arthur: Isn’t it obvious? I want to know how Stella is. It’s been some time since we’ve talked.

Neal: Yeah, I’m aware. But why not talk to her directly? Arthur: No. No one knows I’m here, and she can’t know either. Neal: Wait. Are you hiding from your family? What’s wrong with you people?

Arthur: You wouldn’t understand our kind of family dynamics. Can you answer my question? Is my daughter doing well? Neal: (sighs) She’s doing very well. Good grades, top of her class, as always. And every day, she’s becoming an even more extraordinary woman.

Arthur: You’re with her, aren’t you? Like, dating? Neal: Yes, we’ve been together since Christmas. Arthur: And is she... happy?

Neal: I really hope so. Your daughter is the love of my life, Mr. Grey. I will never stop doing everything I can to make her happy. Arthur: Very well. Thank you for taking care of her, Neal. She’s my only daughter, and I’m relieved to know she’s in good hands.

Arthur: Could you tell me what you two do together? Neal: Uh… sir, I really don’t want to talk about what I do with your daughter. Arthur: It’s better if I don’t know, right? Neal: Pretty much.

[james99999]

this has probably been done before but oh well