#fat free milk :(
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#milk#fat free milk#2% milk#whole milk#1% milk#milk bottle#bottle of milk#plain milk#white milk#chocolate milk#strawberry milk#chocolate and peanut butter milk#chocolate malt milk#salted caramel milk#premium chocolate milk#premium strawberry milk#doopy#flavored milk
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i’ve been listening to/watching many (many, many) reactions to steven universe (because that’s what you do when you become newly obsessed with something. see what everyone else thinks about it and drive yourself mad) and it’s so interesting to see all the unique ways people tackle it and the common threads between them all.
there’s podcast recaps (pressure to over-analyze) vs youtube reactions (pressure to overreact). everyone knowing the show (yay) vs fans guiding newcomers (interesting) vs everybody being blind (often disastrous). don’t mind silly fun? they love the first season and amethyst’s character. told about how ~deep~ it gets and expecting only that? they love pearl and have to be dragged through the beginning. even how they chunk the episodes affects things—in watching episode-by-episode, people go the most mad as they try to squeeze meaning out of episodes they can’t yet appreciate until later (or are just. bad at analyses.). in chunks of two, people assume su will have much more horror after watching frybo and cat fingers back-to-back. and chunks of 5 are completely different too!
this only skims the surface. i can watch any episode of su and point out which jokes usually make people laugh, what people pick up on, and how their opinion of the situation reflects on whether they have mommy issues.
#steven universe#the ‘thats what you do’ comment was a joke ftr#i love seeing yt comments be filled with the same people btwn diff channels#bc i know they’re on my journey too!#the most popular one is s/orta stupid reacts bc they are quite intelligent and respectful#s/putnik’s spyglass is fun bc u can tell the reactor got truly invested!!#g/allifrey gals gets so emotional even at the ‘silly’ episodes they’re my favorite ;-;#s/pilling the milk is stupid humor. but they genuinely love the show and will defend it ALWAYS#(though it’s more apparent if you watch their uncut reactions and watch them wrangle twitch chat)#podcasts have been more disastrous for me.. the hyper-analysis format for newcomers not only sets up unfair expectations for the show#but also are almost always all over the place which is the podcasters’ decisions!!#they can talk about their personal lives! i’m listening to it all for free#(also it’s funny bc 99% of podcasters say how no one is watching them meanwhile im there. watching them.)#but it’s just not as enjoyable. also they tend to have really annoying opinions srry.#had to listen to two guys seriously discuss steven and amethyst as a ship. without mention of the age gap WTF?#and in another some guy said how ‘he can’t consider su best television if they keep having silly episodes’#acting all pretentious like know your genre smh#oh and podcasters tend to be guys so i have also listened to guys be like sadie and amethyst r so ugly :/#and ‘when will there be male gems i can’t relate to any of the characters if they’re all girls#oh there’s steven? he’s a fat kid though’#<-none of these are exaggerations it’s really painful#for podcasts i recommend ‘the b/its su podcast’! they’ve watched it all before and everyone’s queer so it’s all great :)#it’s still ongoing too#now i sound harsh on podcasts bc i don’t mention the bad yt reactions ive seen#(and i’ve seen them)#but idk there’s not many good reaction podcasts#now you may be reading this and think i’m writing wayy too much on the topic of reactions random ppl on the internet have for a show#and you’d be right. BUT i’m like those little kids that get frustrated when a movie has no interactability#i have to listen to people say the s1 finale was underwhelming as i scream in my head how they’re watching the wrong order bc h/bo max sucks#yes i have gone crazy. i truly mean it when i say i have watched and listened to SO MANY of these
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#submission#fat free isnt included because submitter thinks fat free milk isnt milk#poll#tumblr polls#polls#random polls#poll time#random poll
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I MISS CHEESECAKE
#godamn diaryprotein intolerance#i can only find freeze cheesecake and i dont want that#and people dont seem to understnd that diary free means NO diary#lactose free and low fat milk isnt diary free
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"I'm just not going to buy into the idea that versions of food with key elements stripped out are 'healthier'", he said, eating gluten free cereal
#to be clear this was in defence of whole milk#this isn't a raw milk reduce food safety post#this is a -i'm fat and i'm not going to drink skimmed milk or low fat cream cheese- post#it is a -i'm not going to reduce fats in my diet in the name of health when health here means thinness not nutrition- post#also it was meant to be silly and now it has five tags#the gluten free cereal is part of figuring out if i have a gluten sensitivity
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They don't tell you this but cereal is so good
#we're so back#<- is having the annual Eat Nothing But Cereal era#lactose free fat free milk is like air to me. i cant live without it#hang on. i gotta make a meme about this (said like patrick bateman)
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#milk#chocolate milk#milk carton#doopy#fat free milk :(#fat free chocolate milk#half pint#1% milk#hole punch?#plain milk#white milk#flavored milk
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rex’s diet is so bland like it consists of plain spagetti, milk, and chocolate
#and other things that have minimum flavor#spagetti has the right kind of texture and consistency#(which admittedly i also like)#and milk tastes good#especially full fat milk none of that fat free nonsense#rex is also obsessed with chocolate#yk chocolate cereal and hot chocolate and chocolate ice cream#i’m not calling chocolate bland it’s just one of the few things he enjoys#star wars#captain rex#ct 7567#autistic captain rex
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You know, cats are actually lactose intolerant. I don't fully know why, because I'm dumb, but you're not meant to give them lactose milk, as it upsets their bellies. Now, I doubt all those bars Puss is getting his leche from are serving him lactose free milk, so is he just drinking milk he knows will make him sick later? Does he think it's just a hangover, or is he completely aware of what's going on and just doesn't give a shit? Is his apparent drunkness from milk literally just some kind of unique intolerance reaction? Is Puss spiking his milk with alcohol, making an even more deadly drink? I must know.
#puss in boots#cats#lactose intolerance#cats are lactose intolerant#dont give cats milk#try and limit how much lactose free milk you give them too#most lactose free milks (from my experience as a LI person) are full cream#and that much fat can be bad for their bellies#cats are very delicate
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How and why does this chocolate oat milk taste hollow?
How does a liquid do that? I know it's not just me being a texture-sensitive autist bc after initial skepticism Mr. Piffy took a sip and agrees.
#food#oat milk#dairy free#milk fat is rough on my stomach#so I decided to try something different today
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EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS FAT FREE LATELY. I'M A STARVING SKINNY BOY AND I'M GOING TO START CATCHING PREY INSTEAD
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Low cal chocolate bar!
Sugar free / vegan very low fat. 80 cal or lower !
1/4 cup or 25 grams of dutch-process cocoa ( I used rodelle ) - 75 calories .
About 1-1/2 tsp or 5-8 grams of liquid sweetener (any will do. Powder works too in a pinch)
1 tablespoon of 15-20 grams of water or unsweetened almond milk (only 3 cals)
Optional: a few drops of peppermint extract, sea salt, cayenne powder. or use sf flavored coffee syrup as the liquid sweetener are a nice touch
mix, freeze, and then thaw for like a minute. I have a silicone candy mold but this works in any flat container . You get a large 60 gram chocolate bar that's extremely chocolaty and delicious for 80 calories or even less depending on what cocoa powder you use.
Notes:
If you want a richer taste to really hit that chocolate bar craving, mix some light butter or maybe just a tiny bit of coconut oil really works. It Shouldn’t add too many cals but def increase satiety.
Calories in cocoa powdered do vary depending on fat content, this recipe can be as low as 58 cals if you need it, but if won’t be over 85 for this amount which is still much lower than even half a sugar free chocolate bar
#I’ve tried many amazing sugar free Leto ones but they are high fat and expensive#of you want a real one I recommend Lilly’s or simple truth sugar free dark#you can buy little silicone chocolate candy moldy but I just use a flat container and break it#hersey actually has a lot of carbs#regular coco powder should work but it will be more bitter !#rodelle is super cheap on Costco website#it has a bit of a higher fat content so more flavor and rich taste with less despite higher cal on label#most recipes including one this was based on use coconut oil or cocoa butter#even low cal sf ones are like 170 for a small amount T#I have also used low cal sf coffee creamer like nut pods for the water / almond milk
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ate wayyy too much fat 2day... stomach's mad @ me. nice simple bowl of cereal for breakfast tomorrow ig ㅠㅠ
#i hope they jus take my gallbladder out atp... it fixed my grandmother it should fix me too#txt#also crazy how cereal is like. a safe food now. bc my cornflakes r fat-free and i drink nonfat milk and . like#my only add in is just fruit. maybe i'll sprinkle some flaxseed in for funsies idk . but that'd be it#actuslly no idt flaxseed should go in cereal. oatmeal yea but Not Cereal. bad idea.#i'll just eat a very early lunch lmfao#the pancakes + mayo in my lunch + chimcken wings w the skin was ballsy of me ngl. i did this 2 myself#imagine i actuslly considered eating ice cream tn too..... bro i'd be dead in da water rn
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it annoys me so much that they don’t sell lactose free half&half or heavy cream around here. I *know* that it’s a thing that exists but they don’t sell it here for some reason >:l
#they do sell lactose free regular milk#like the whole spread of fat free to full fat#but not half&half or cream!!#I want to do baking and make beverages!!!!#release the lactose free edition fuckers!!!!#i don’t want non-dairy substitutes!!!!#i want the real thing with the poison removed!!!!!!!#ograt
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#milk#chocolate milk#doopy#milk carton#flavored milk#darigold milk#love this brand#school milk#fat free milk :(#tater tots#ketchup
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milk and wine?! What's wrong with him?
What, is mixing milk and wine weird or something? 🤣
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