#fat free milk :(

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[orlandrake]

Overheard a registered dietician, having a nutrition conversation with someone at work today, confidently state that "Fat is only thing that makes you fat" like holy shit. This person also gives strong almond/boy mom vibes. They talk about fat, weight gain, and carbs like they're leprosy, cancer, and cigarettes.

I thought that myth got put to bed in the 00s. There are various factors that contribute to weight gain.

Sometimes I think the only qualification you need to be a dietician is confidence that your eating disorder is the right eating disorder.

[theflyingfeeling]

always fun encountering a confused foreigner at the milk aisle in your local grocery store and being asked to explain the difference between the dozens of different types of milk that's being sold there

[normalbirb]

I MISS CHEESECAKE

[overelegantstranger]

"I'm just not going to buy into the idea that versions of food with key elements stripped out are 'healthier'", he said, eating gluten free cereal

[letmesleepy]

They don't tell you this but cereal is so good

[sulevinen]

rex’s diet is so bland like it consists of plain spagetti, milk, and chocolate

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[edwardpinestar]

You know, cats are actually lactose intolerant. I don't fully know why, because I'm dumb, but you're not meant to give them lactose milk, as it upsets their bellies. Now, I doubt all those bars Puss is getting his leche from are serving him lactose free milk, so is he just drinking milk he knows will make him sick later? Does he think it's just a hangover, or is he completely aware of what's going on and just doesn't give a shit? Is his apparent drunkness from milk literally just some kind of unique intolerance reaction? Is Puss spiking his milk with alcohol, making an even more deadly drink? I must know.

[pigcatapult]

How and why does this chocolate oat milk taste hollow?

How does a liquid do that? I know it's not just me being a texture-sensitive autist bc after initial skepticism Mr. Piffy took a sip and agrees.

[terapag0s]

EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS FAT FREE LATELY. I'M A STARVING SKINNY BOY AND I'M GOING TO START CATCHING PREY INSTEAD

[all-i-do-is-try1]

Low cal chocolate bar!

Sugar free / vegan very low fat. 80 cal or lower !

1/4 cup or 25 grams of dutch-process cocoa ( I used rodelle ) - 75 calories .

About 1-1/2 tsp or 5-8 grams of liquid sweetener (any will do. Powder works too in a pinch)

1 tablespoon of 15-20 grams of water or unsweetened almond milk (only 3 cals)

Optional: a few drops of peppermint extract, sea salt, cayenne powder. or use sf flavored coffee syrup as the liquid sweetener are a nice touch

mix, freeze, and then thaw for like a minute. I have a silicone candy mold but this works in any flat container . You get a large 60 gram chocolate bar that's extremely chocolaty and delicious for 80 calories or even less depending on what cocoa powder you use.

Notes:

If you want a richer taste to really hit that chocolate bar craving, mix some light butter or maybe just a tiny bit of coconut oil really works. It Shouldn’t add too many cals but def increase satiety.

Calories in cocoa powdered do vary depending on fat content, this recipe can be as low as 58 cals if you need it, but if won’t be over 85 for this amount which is still much lower than even half a sugar free chocolate bar

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[guarshroom]

I hated advertising long before I figured out I was autistic

okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

[xplrvibes]

milk and wine?! What's wrong with him?

What, is mixing milk and wine weird or something? 🤣