#scary milk

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[moonlightcycle571]

More on Lanterns and Marvel

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I talked about the Lantern list (a ranking of people who to this day refuse lantern offers) and having Billy Batson be number 1, and have Captain Marvel be number 2.

This would naturally attract the attention of Lantern Cores everywhere (like what do you mean they received offers from multiple lanterns multiple times), the space community (why does the Terra City of Fawcette have dominating spots) as well as the JL (Cap, why are you outclassed by a civilian from your own city).

I also fully believe Lois Lane is on the same boat as Billy Batson when it comes to Lantern offers. One does not jump off buildings or sneak into war zones without a great deal of will power and induce a great deal of fear. Lois Lane is definitely in the top 10.

Coincidentally, in the top 50, you will find Cat Grant, Vic Sage and surprisingly Vicki Vale (if she can make BATMAN shudder and be wary of her, she can make anyone fear her).

So it’s been accepted that journalists have a lot of will power, a lot of rage and can put the fear of god into you. Clark is not bitter that he’s not on the list, no sire. Never mind that Jimmy Olsen is in the Top 100.

Batman might want to study this phenomenon.

But anyways. One does not stay at the top without ridiculous numbers. As the only top 10 ers on earth, they have grown used to random rings trying to get them on space politics quests or whatnot.

So now imagine this: Lois Lane and Billy collab on a project. While they are speaking, random rings start to show up. Instinctively, both swat them away like flies while maintaining eye contact. They don’t realise what they are doing. Clark is having an aneurism.

At some point, they both realise that the other is swatting the rings away with the same nonchalance as the other. They immediately understand what’s up. The shit eating grin they both had made a bunch of yellow rings swarm around them.

Billy gets asked on why he doesn’t want to join the Green lanterns? Billy says it’s because he hates cops. Lois nods.

Hal cries himself to sleep that night.

Bonus:

Batman stalking a civilian named Batson who for some reason is number one in the Lanterns List, with an alarming amount of yellows.

Batman finds a black hair, blue eyes, orphan child.

Batman: Alfred call the guy

Bonus 2:

Nightwing, trying to meet his future maybe brother: Hi 👋

Billy, sees an authority figure in Blue that wields batons and electricity: …

Billy immediately kicks Nightwing while yelling ACAB

Billy runs away

Nightwing cries himself to sleep that night.

[clownsuu]

YOU ARE IN CRK???? GASP, thoughts on shadow milk cookie

I need to know

He do be kinda silly,,,

minor spoilers

So quirky silly lmAO

[dumpsterbabiiie]

updated ver + doodle i think they're neat

[eukarisparadise]

I remember once saying that Mystic Flour cookie is eerily creepy: that she has this mysterious (pun intended) vibe around her that makes me shiver a little bit (plus her colourless design in contrast with her mostly red-brown lobby that makes her almost ghost-like)

Now, with the Burning Spice update, that can't be applied to him: he's literally scary

I'm not even saying anything about his design, but just the aura he possesses: he'd literally meant to be a Great Destroyer, which is something that you can almost viscerally feel by listening to his theme and just by his voice. That's someone you're supposed to be fearing, because he could and will hurt you. Adding to that our expectations: devsis already dropped the map of Beast-Yeast with the Faerie Kingdom update, and that made me wondering back then: who is this Great Destroyer, the literal God of Destruction. What were they like? How will they be introduced?

And I've got exactly what I was hoping for. No more Mystic Flour's subtlety, just pure terror. Now that's some incredible character- and worldbuilding

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

It seems a lot of people don’t understand why Alastor’s full form is so terrifying, and I’m here to put it into perspective.

First of all, his sheer size.

We all look at him and think “Wow, he’s so big!” And he is. But look at his legs. He’s not even standing—he’s crouching. To get an inkling of how tall he really is, try getting on the ground and mimicking that pose. I did it myself, and goddamn is he huge.

Secondly, look at his body. His claws are twice as thick as his arms. His neck is broken in two places. Critics can say he isn’t scary all they like, but let’s be real—if you came face-to-face with that, you’d shit yourself. No judgement, I would too.

And we can joke all we want about how he makes ‘deer noises’, but hearing an elk scream mixed with feedback is honestly one of the most petrifying sounds ever. When Alastor gets so pissed that he stops using words to describe how hard he’s gonna fuck you over, that’s when you know you’re about to get twenty-three new assholes.

Thirdly, it’s time to get into assumptions. When it comes to monsters and Eldritch beings like Alastor, most people associate size with speed—something small will be fast, something big will be slow, so on and so on. When it comes to something Radio Demon-sized, most would assume he’s slow, because it would take some time to move around all that bulk, right?

Wrong.

Because Alastor doesn’t have bulk. Instead, he has razor-sharp talons, at least six tentacles, a bear-trap jaw, teeth that could cut through steel like a knife through water, and a complete and utter disrespect of physics, and he knows how to use them. Oh, and the magic, almost forgot the magic.

Most people write his rampages like he’s Godzilla, when in reality, he’s likely one of the fastest beings in the Pride Ring, right beside Niffty. Alastor is a deer demon, or at least a cervid one. Take another look at those legs and come to your own conclusions. That fucker would be leaving steaming hoof-prints on the concrete if he took a threat seriously.

There’s a reason those loan sharks started running when they saw the tentacles, and it wasn’t because they were scared of being in a hentai. The shark that screamed “FUUUUUUUUCK” knew damn well what was about to go down.

I can’t wait to see his true form.

[vegan-nom-noms]

Ninja Creami Peanut Butter Gelato

[videos-i-didnt-make]

baja_blast_assassination.mp4

[nabs-draws]

I'm a big music fan. And a videogame fan too. So I decided to combine this two things and make a fanart for "Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk" , which was developed by Nikita Kryukov. And the composition for this image was inspired by "Milk", a Song by Jack Stauber. "Milk inside a bag of milk" is a psychological Horror Visual Novel about a girl on her way to buy some Milk. Now you probably think "But Nabs, what's so scary about buying a pack of Milk?" and as someone who isn't able to handle social situation well due to various reasons, I can say with pure confidence: "Everything!"

In this game you are a voice inside a girls head. She has a inner monologe with you about the stuff she is thinking about as she gets closer to the grocery store. And you, as her voice, have to keep her calm and distract her from her anxiety while also helping her to successfully buy a pack of mulk and bring it home to bring it back to her mum.

It is a very short game and I was beating it in 30 minutes. It sure was a quick read and yet I find myself playing it once in a while whenever I struggle with my own anxiety. The developer did a very good job in depicting anxiety at it's core. There is also a second game called "Milk outside a bag of Milk outside a bag of milk" which I haven't played yet. All I heard is that the concept is a bit different from the first game but i haven't found the time to play it. (or in other words. I'm having so many games to play and yet the only game I return to daily at the moment is Stardew Valley in my after hours…I got Krobus as a roommate and he is AMAZING!…anyways…moving on with making art !)

I wanted to depict a scene at the supermarket, where the girl is standing in front of a Milk Aisle, not sure what Milk to pict, when her Paranoia kicks in. Just like how I sometimes feel like when I go to the supermarket!

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

slenderman is rly cool but im at a point where i completely avoid any videos on him bc istg youtubers cannot go 5 minutes without milking that slenderman stabbing n acting like a child w undiagnosed schizophrenia is public enemy number one

[bretzkysbs]

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[bookofmark]

He only had a heavenly father

[gilgil-machine]

You know, I've been thinking about why do I hate Gilgamesh from Stay Night so much and realized that I hate him not because he's a total jerk (I mean he usually is an arrogant jerk) but because whenever I see the moments when he harrases and abuses Saber I remember that this thing got turned into a fanservice thing for shippers and into an inner joke in the community and that's what makes me feel repulsive.

I mean, he is very annoying and terrible in SN, lowest at his low, but he also a terrible jerk in UBW (and I like UBW) especially in the VN but he doesn't make me feel disgusted at all (surprisingly😅) And don't get me wrong I really hate his misogynistic remarks and I wish to punch him in his guts for that but because it got toned down and romanticized in later fate works just rubs me the wrong way.

[czcreation]

She is actually the worst what the hell

[spoiledmilks]

Yall ever go on a tiny rant in a groupchat with friends but suddenly everyone stops respondimg and now you feel really bad for some reason