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whatcha-thinkin · 4 months ago
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stone-cold-groove · 3 months ago
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Choose your cheese: Kraft Brick Slices.
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meawinda · 1 year ago
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I made a medieval fantasy style meal for dinner tonight! It was super easy to do and it was fun kind of like going to medieval times when I was 10! I had some Welch's sparkling grape juice with it (since I can't drink alcohol because of my antipsychotics), and mom and sibling had wine! And I made the bread into garlic bread on a last minute whim, but my god bitch, I got it to the PERFECT kind of crunchy. Sometimes you just have to eat like a medieval peasant splurging at a tavern and that's FUN. Gotta eat like you are chilling in a Neverwinter Tavern and the adventuring life is good.
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rollergyal · 11 months ago
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Drew this before getting in bed and immediately crying, dont ask me, i have not a clue as to why 🤩
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Also side order is the best thing to hit the earth since sliced cheese
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atlantarealtorbiassou · 1 year ago
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KRAFT SINGLES AMERICAN SLICE CHEESE RECALL.
KRAFT CHEESE RECALLED INFORMATION Kraft Heinz is announcing a voluntary recall of approximately 83,800 cases of individually-wrapped Kraft Singles American processed cheese slices that were shipped to a limited number of customers. The voluntary recall comes as a precaution after a temporary issue developed on one of our wrapping machines, making it possible that a thin strip of the individual…
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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willowcrowned · 5 months ago
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in europe and made the fatal mistake of trying to order nachos at a restaurant and look. europeans. I say this with all the love in my heart. but what exactly do you think nachos are
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normal-about-the-dca · 23 days ago
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princessmoms · 5 months ago
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Hello and and happy to celebrate our hitting 3k followers here on the AU blog! (As well as hitting 5k on Instagram!)
Here's a collection of fake screenshots from the Princessmoms animated series that doesn't exist but we sure wish it did!
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Rarity gets a shipment of gemstones from her Diamond Dog business Partner, Pek.
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Ocellus in the middle of a history lesson in with her class at the Ponyville Schoolhouse. After Cheerilee retires, Ocellus takes on the job of teaching the foals of Ponyville.
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A peek into Mayor Starlight's office with dragon-assistant Smolder and personal guard Fizzlepop.
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[Patreon]
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jaradraws · 2 years ago
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zac oyama you've done it again (making a character that's irresistible to me)
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stone-cold-groove · 3 months ago
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Choose your cheese: Kraft Old English Slices.
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chasingrainbowsforever · 4 months ago
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~ Black in Back ~
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huariqueje · 5 months ago
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Slice of Bread with Cheese - Ferry Alink , 1976.
Dutch , 1937 - 2013
Oil on canvas , 16 x 16 cm.
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roundclowns · 7 months ago
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One thing nobody tells you about pentiment is that you WILL crave bread and cheese the whole time you play it.
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aerequets · 2 months ago
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WILL THE SMELL OF PROVOLONE EVER LEAVE MY HAND? WHAT DO I DO
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inesvazquezart · 9 months ago
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Guess who binge read Glass scientists comic...so Hyde in fancy vest because I happened to see @leonenjoyer69 suggestion and love the acting in the comic. It needs an animated show, now.
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Another week another fandom, it´s not been but three weeks since i binge read dungeon meshi too and it´s all tumbler´s fault!! ahahaha
Funnily enough I´m working on a graphic novel set in 1890s in Santiago de Compostela, with science and weird magical/ local folklore stuff surrounding the story. The main character is a girl obssesed with science and Charles Darwin that completely dismisses the supernatural. Maybe one day I´ll show you a glimpse of her and her wacky little sister XD
The plan is 4 books, I know, how delusional is that? first one is fully drawn and now I´m currently dealing with the inking which is been slow... Color is going to be death.
I´m working towards having it published on my region's dialect/language, and I´ve been weighing out the possibility of sharing an english version online, on a web of it´s own or even tumblr, but I´m really bad at promoting stuff and have no clue about how many of you people that follow this blog will be interested. First part is kinda childish, but it gets darker as the following parts move on, so i donno, if people would stick around. So I guess the only way of finding out is slapping folks with pages as cheese slices slap unsuspecting cats.
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