#fake newsy

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I’m straight.

Angel Dust: Hey✨

Husk: So it turns out I am not straight-

[chaosfairy18]

Race: what a great run, I didn't only steal stuff but also heard some interesting info from the gossiping ministers-

Spot, the King he is stealing from currently: I think you chose the wrong balcony

This is from the medieval/fantasy-esque AU that I'm doing with @thatoneandlonelyemo2005. Most of it is concentrated on Bumswiftery at first, but also this is set in the same universe, we're just talking about what everyone would do in a world with magic and Kings and kingdoms :)

It will also go into a fake marriage AU for Sprace due to plot and cultural reasons I am making up but who cares if we get fake marriage turning into real feelings.

Bonus:

Did them in a picrew earlier because the clothes fit so so well.

Pose reference:

From mellon_soup

[loving-jack-kelly]

i think spot secretly being a sweet sensitive soul and race (not so) secretly being a huge asshole is both a) funny and b) one of the reasons they work as a couple

[janice-christ]

does anyone know what to do if you suspect your grandson is A.I.?

has anyone ever dealt with this??????????

i tried googling GRANDSON NOT REAL but yahoo was down so i couldn't get an answer.

let me know if you have ever had a quietly dangerous pixelated boy living in your house and what you did to cleanse your home of him

all i know is that child is NOT a real boy!!!!!

he is perhaps... a digital......pinocchio of sorts..

if you think about it,

ai is like pinocchio and humans are gepetto.....

or...........

are humans pinocchio and ai is gepetto????????/

something to think about,,

janice xx

[somedayonbroadway]

[muckety-mucks-i-s-goin-delux]

Race: the limp sells fifty papes a week, all by himself!

Crutchie: fuck you race, I'm a delight

[baura-bear]

I caved and decided to dress like cowboy au Javid

First Jack’s fit:

(Bonus points because the shirt smelled faintly of my papaw’s cigarettes)

Next David’s:

Fun fact: the boots I’m wearing for David’s outfit are knee high! My AC sucks and now I’m So Sweaty!

[snow-shelter]

[spinningerster]

not me discovering on mukenis live that I've been saying ryans last name wrong this whole time ☠

[thatoneandlonelyemo2005]

Guys I showed my mom Blood On Newsies Square and she didn't like it

[lexthanwarrior]

OK SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY so we did a kahoot in my choir class and i have a newsies sticker on my laptop and i dont think anything of it right.. YEAH NO I DONT UNTIL THE LAST 5 MINS OF CLASS (we just have free time) AND THE GUY I HAVE A MASSIVE FERAL CRUSH ON IS SINGING SANTA FE TO HIMSELF??????? HELLO??

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

[phoneticgrip]

i'm about to hit 50k posts

[all-hail-the-witcher]

so aparetly its not normal to know the name and actor of every background newsie, as i found out tonight in rehersal when someone asked me who mush was.

[metaphorically-saltire]

Highlight quotes from when my class watched 92sies today (it was hilarious)

When Les earned that quarter from drinking the beer: "DRUNKIEEE!!" "WAIT ISN'T HE LIKE 5 ??"

When KONY: "WAIT HE CAN SPIN SO FAST"

When Newsies vs The World pt. 1 (aka Crutchie's gone :( ) : "I love violence!! Tanks for choosing this Salt! :D"

When Jack stole one of the DeLancey brother's hats (yes i forgot which one it was lmao): "YOOOO RUN"

When Les feel asleep after Medda's how: "Drunkie had another shot"

Fun day :]

[somedayonbroadway]