#fake crows

[fonthoura]

Don't you just love when a character is barely a person? When they're just a big lie dressed in some silly clothes? Like, who are you? What do you mean you have no idea? And yes I absolutely would love to find out.

[may-lutlone]

slow dancing in the perfect world

[jeanthebeagle]

Grishaverse/Ketterdam dashboard simulator

🪙 Barrelrat1877 follow

just spilled my drink on a Fierdan's boots and now he's threatening to duel me. Should I call the stadwatch??? I'm lowkey scared.

#guys please help me

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SUBMISSION: Last night I was walking around the barrel and I saw dirtyhands petting a dog. Like I'm not even joking, no gloves and all. And it was one of those crusty white ones.

#submission #omg I hope he washes his hands??? # those dogs are so crusty

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🌊 tidesofthecanals follow

Final results from 672 votes

♠️ kvasandass follow

Razorgulls stop sending anon hate to op over a poll challenge, level impossible, no glue no borax.

#i hope they get caught for tax fraud

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🐝 thislittlelife follow

A drawing my talented daughter made of Sankta Alina. We pray to her each night 🙏🙏🙏

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🍄 thekingofravkaishot follow

hello??? Omg. Why would you dox someone just like that??? This is literally putting them in danger. It's just a sweet mother with her child, who posted a drawing. What is wrong with you.

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Op admitted to lying like a year ago about how they don't actually have a kid, but took the post down. It's probably a dime lion trying to troll us like they did in mass when sankta alina died. Also, respectfully, shut up. You posts thirst traps and long drawn out texts on how the king of ravka is "babygirl”. Go get help.

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To the citizen who spread a highly damaging rumor that we were hosting a petting zoo inside the church, please come to talk to us. You are not in danger, but words will be exchanged. Lots of trouble was caused due to careless behavior.

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Womp womp

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🎀 justapigeon follow

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been able to update my Pekka Rollins x Jan van eck fanfic. I've been searching for my mom for almost a week since she ran away after hearing that you had to get a vaccine for Firepox after the last outbreak. (She believes in praying to the saints.)

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I hate all of you. Why is this website making Kaz Brekker a soft boy when he literally MURDERS PEOPLE. No, he won't cry if you hug him. No he doesn't want to pet your dog. He'll take your eye out.

Stop romanticizing crime, all of you are sick.

(I am TIRED of the dog memes. Brekker is a crime boss. Why would any of you think he'd even care about your dog.)

🐾 magic-tricks follow

Your border collie is nice. But your chihuahua barks too much.

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🦂 northerstaverner follow

literally just saw some tall ass guy with a huge gun, a revolver and the brightest outfit l've ever seen, trot past my window??? In broad daylight??? Like oh my god. It felt like looking at a stork who made a wish he was human. His clothes were purple and green. Who wears that. Like, iconic. But still.

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But was he handsome

🦂 northerstaverner follow

He was built like a stork.

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But was he handsome???

🦂 northerstaverner follow

I'm not answering that... who is this.

🧁sugarandredribbons follow

Op answer

☁️ theweststavesucksass follow

Op we all want to know

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OP THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER

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OPPPPP

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[galvanistic-inhuman]

idk if some of these have been done before but whatever

[dcvina-claires]

one of my pet peeves in this fandom is when people say that they hated wylan for giving away information before they knew it was part of the plan. like that’s a traumatized 16 year old being brutally tortured by his father for information and you felt something other than empathy?? be fr 😭

[zinnie-zoloft]

Monty immediately 100% believing in astrology (even though it’s apparently still fake in the dbda universe and he’s literally a witch’s familiar and should know that) makes me wonder what other stuff he’d believe in if he got to be human longer

Basically I need magical conspiracy theorist Monty who is very occasionally actually onto something that helps solve a case

[bat-rot]

LMFAO

[gxldencity]

I think someone has mentioned this before as seeing as the veilguard is in the Fade, their rooms are most likely their own construction or at the very least, they did some manipulation to make the existing rooms their own.

bc no way does Solas have a POOL in the lighthouse that Harding could chill in or near replica of the statues in the grand necropolis that could feel like home for Emmrich and seeing as Solas still has noodle arms, the gym set up is definitely Taash's imagination.

With that in mind, Lucanis's uhh...situation feels very much like a person who has the freedom to choose whatever he wants for the first time but because he absolutely doesn't know how to, he just goes with whatever is comfortable. And what's comfortable to him is a secluded room that's filled to the brim with food and a cot that is comfortable enough for him to sleep in but not too comfortable that he'll sleep through the night if someone attacks him in his sleep. Like i bet he just camped in the pantry and did little modifications to it besides imagining a sleeping space bc he doesn't know How.

[six-of-idiots]

Crows As News Headlines

[gaystims]

Cane collection by spacewitchix

(the two transparent squares are placeholders!)

[vigilskeep]

if lucanis did fake his death in a normal, non-supernatural way, the funniest answer is that illario was in on it the whole time and he decided the way to sell his cousin being dead was to get completely wasted and make it multiple other crows’ problem and also make it lucanis’ problem by telling everyone abt his childhood wyvern obsession

[nanmo-wakaran]

stained glass crow

[zeros-stimblog]

Is it really a complex, or just lacking context? Why would someone go so far to be a walking lie?

A Beginners Guide to Faking Your Death stimboard with stims I recorded myself of my vinyl of the album, crow stims, blood stims and coin stims!

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[2ndbestalex]

Crows as fake headlines I made up

[meggannn]

something's been bothering me about this pic for a while and i figured out why, it’s because they gave this man the audacity to smirk despite him having zero game

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

we do all have a bit of a laugh at the fact that Monty seemed to make a massive effort to not give two shits about anyone except Edwin, and it does feel true most of the time. yet...

... he asked Esther about Crystal's fate too?

... and he went with "them," did he? if he was only thinking of Edwin, he would have surely just said "him," right? interesting...