six-of-idiots

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Wylan: “Inej is angry.”

Jesper: “How can you tell?”

Wylan: “Well you can see her mood by her hands. Like right now, she has a knife, so I don’t think she’s very happy to see them.”

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Does anyone know where I can get a victorian era style cane, that resembles Kaz’s? (Note, I need a functional one, not a costume one, because I walk with a cane, but my cane is BORING)

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Jesper: “If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six how many pancakes would you eat on mars?”

Nina: “Yellow.”

Jesper: “The correct answer is packing peanuts.”

Inej: “Oh, I see because you carry the two and-“

Kaz: “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!”

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Jesper: “Hands were made for making fists!”

Wylan: “No, hands were made for holding.”

Jesper: “For holding?”

Jesper:

Jesper:

Jesper: “For holding weapons!”

Inej: “Yeah!”

Wylan: “No!”

Nina: “Maybe!”

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Officiant: “Repeat after me.”

Jesper: “After me.”

Officiant, to Wylan: “Are you sure you want to marry this one?”

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my favorite ship dynamic is from strangers to lovers, two gay idiots, he kissed the wrong boy, healing from traumas together, and he met his father™, telling his appearance to tailor who is changing him back, blushing and staring, sharpshooter and runaway, grisha and merchling.

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can we have a wesper hug PLEAS E

they are the most guys ever

[id: a digital drawing of jesper fahey and wylan van eck from six of crows. they are both drawn from the waist up, wylan's arms around jesper's waist from behind with one interlocking with jesper's hand. wylan's eyes are closed, and he wears a light yellow sweater over a white shirt, steampunk-like goggles over his hair and a wedding ring on his finger. jesper is smiling faintly with his eyes toward wylan, and he wears a blue waistcoat, a white shirt and a purple tie. the background is white, with a light greyish-blue square behind them. end id.]

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Jesper: “What are you doing on the floor?”

Wylan: “Kaz touched one of my chemicals when I told him not to and now he’s temporarily paralysed laying on the floor.”

Jesper: “…Okay.”

Wylan: “Anyway he looked kinda weird laying on the floor by himself so I joined him.”

Jesper: “Oh, okay, I’ll join you too.”

Kaz: “I just want to get up.”

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Crows As News Headlines

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Jesper and Wylan: *burst into Kaz’s office*

Kaz: “What happened?”

Wylan: “No one died.”

Inej: “What kind of answer is that?”

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Six Of Crows as AO3 Tags

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Wylan: “I was looking for you!”

Jesper: “I didn’t do anything.”

Wylan: “I didn’t say you- what did you do?”

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Computer: *enter password*

Jesper: *wylan*

Computer: *too weak*

Jesper: *throwing computer on the ground* say that again you motherfucker-

Kaz: What the hell are you doing?

Jesper: It called Wylan weak!

Kaz: *beats the computer with his cane*