#failed humor

[the-siphonophore]

Okok multiple funny things just happened

1) I realized it was Friday the 13th and wanted to do a funny joke on my blog about it (didn't know what joke yet)

2) I realized it was 11:59pm so it was about to be Saturday already, thus nullifying the joke

3) I went to hit pause on time so I could make the joke before midnight, as I had music playing so the pause button was right under the timer

4) I hit the "make a post" button on tumbr and typed about three words before my keyboard vanished for no reason and I had to start over

Anyways how's your day xD

[petri808]

[thelostpedestrian]

the call

I’m nervous tonight. Anxious and nervous. Nerxious. There’s a possibility that this person might call me, or text me if I don’t answer, and even though I would be so much happier not responding, I am afraid I will be obliged to respond. And then we will chat a bit. And there will be A LOT of awkward silences. And then they might say, ‘you seem like you’re in a strange mood.” And I will say, “I’m…

[redhoodie1723]

austria 2019 you will always be famous

part 1 part 3

[isjasz]

i swear this was funnier in my head

(day 10 for dddaily4sherin KAJSKLJA)

[vintake-ss]

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒

unfortunately, I have found twinote.

Tweets 2, 6 and 10 are based off my headcanons

[midnight-the-goth-artist]

Guess who turns a year older today!

🥳💥🎂

But that also means…

A D U L T

[shadystranger]

He'll literally be amused by anything he does

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[x-heesy]

ᑎOOOOOOO 😂

#mybestfriendisananimal ✅

#thelittlethingsarethebigthings #cats #catsofinstagram #catstagram #katzenliebe #mietzekatze #catsagram #catscatscats #catsoftheworld #catsoftheday #catslover #catsgram #catsofinsta #catsoninstagram #catsfollowers #catslovers #catsofday #catsareawesome #catsdaily #catsloversworld #catsmeow #catscircus #cats_of_world #dailycats #beautifulcats #catsofworld #cats_of_day #catloversclub #catstagram #meow #lovecats #petlovers #adorablecats #catsareawesome #cats_of_instagram #cat_of_instagram #kittycatn

Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin 🎧

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Fallout #4

The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?

Lucy: Yes, that’s how a conversation works.

alt version:

[when Norm and The Ghoul eventually meet]

The Ghoul: Are you talking back to me, you little shit?

Norm (deadpan): Yes, that’s how a conversation works.

(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)

[multimemes]

Idiots fr.

[sp0o0kylights]

As always if you just wanna read the A03 for the reverse Steve + The Party Adopts Hellfire During a Monster Crisis fic, here's the link!

Added bonus it has some KICKASS art to go with it!

Summary:

Eddie doesn't know what's going to kill him first: a military invasion, evil demon flower dogs, or Steve Harrington's painted on jeans.

Either way, his faked heterosexuality isn’t making it out alive.

OR: Eddie Munson has a very bad, no good, terrible day trying to survive in the dead Chief of Police’s abandoned cabin with the Hellfire Club, The Party, and Steve “Most Slappable Ass” Harrington.

[codingcorgi]

Something romantic for programmers to do, write a console program for your crush. Only for them to not know what it means and just reply "👍"