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Title: Temptations Fandom: Good Omens Summary: Aziraphale removes a splinter from Crowley's finger after he noticed Crowley picking at his skin all afternoon. But what could have caused an ancient demon to have a splinter? Aziraphale/Crowley.

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Aziraphale had been sneaking looks at Crowley all afternoon without him noticing which was a miracle because he wasn’t being subtle about it. He had noticed Crowley had been picking at his skin on his hands, peeling the bad skin away and Aziraphale looked at him in despair.  

“Oh, for heaven-” He caught himself and cleared his throat. “Look, stop picking at your skin, would you? It’s a bad habit and you’re over 6,000 years old and I shouldn’t have to tell you that!”  

Crowley looked up at him and Aziraphale could feel Crowley’s eyes piercing through his sunglasses but Aziraphale merely gave him a pointed look like a mother scolding a naughty child.  

“I’m not picking my skin,” Crowley protested and he stood up and moved to sit next to him and shoved his hand in front of Aziraphale’s face. Blocking him from reading his book. It wasn’t a particularly good book but Aziraphale had been given to it as a gift by Anathema. It was to do with crystals and how different crystals have different meanings.  “I have a splinter.”  

“A splinter?” Aziraphale asked dubiously but Crowley was moving his hand too fast for even his eyes to see before he grabbed Crowley’s wrist, steadying his hand. There, on Crowley’s, index finger was indeed a splinter and it seemed to have dug itself firmly into Crowley’s skin. Crowley had been picking at it, causing redness and bleeding on his finger and it looked sore.  

“I even tried biting it, shifting into my snake form to get rid of it but nothing. I would have chopped my finger off and regrew another but I’m not that desperate yet.” Crowley sniffed.  

“How on Earth did you get a splinter stuck this badly?” Aziraphale asked, dumbfounded.  

“Demons can get splinters you know,” Crowley said, surprised by Aziraphale reaction. “We are demons but we’re not immune to splinters.”  

“No, I suppose not,” Aziraphale admitted. “But you still didn’t answer my question.”  

Crowley looked bashful, not meeting Aziraphale’s gaze and spoke too quickly even for Aziraphale angel’s ears.  

“Sorry, I didn’t quite hear that. Say that again?”  

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That tiny hand and ketchup packet!

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