#fae’s asks

[kireijae]

Hi hyuck!

Alright fine…I’m only letting it slide cause I love your dumb self. And maybe cuddles? :( it’s a little better now but…I’m sad and I miss you a lot.

To Fae- girl I get what you mean and like aemin is making me malfunction?!!? I came across a post that said he can lift 240kg and I almost choked oh my god I hATE HIM

And Haechan omg that WHORE he would he cocky as well I can’t oh my god buff hyuck oh my god that’s it goodbye

-🎀

hyuck: i'll be over so soon baby. i'm bringing snacks too~

wait is that my na–

fae: oopsies anyways!

JAEMIN CAN LIFT HOW MUCH?!!;!,?: THAT IS SO MANY OF ME BRO IM GONNA FAINT

didn't he say he could lift as much as he weighs??? and he's literally twigs??? i don't wanna know how much stronger he'll get that's terrifying he'll ruin my life

[hexcii]

I'm gonna start a trend hehe >:3

So :

How would your Fae Sun and Moon react to being called baby (as in affectionate petname sense)? Like when we pet them or we just nuzzle into their necks gently??? Sth sth soft touches and petnames have been plaguing me lately, thank you 😃💥

OKAY SEE YOU JESTIE HEHEHE

🫣💞✨💥‼️

Calling the faeries, the generous pet name givers themselves, a pet name?

Oh, Starrie,

They’d crumble

They can dish it out but they can’t take it

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[corkinavoid]

Hey cork. in your changing danny au I feel like Danny's favorite gotham rogue would be the riddler. They would spent hours trying to out riddle each other and the riddler learning more complex riddles, but completely forgetting to do his newest scheme because dannys distracting him.

Riddler would be absolutely fascinated by fae!Danny. They could spend hours talking to each other, and Riddler would be absolutely thrilled because this boy doesn't even make an effort to sound enigmatic, he just does.

Danny, on the other hand, enjoys Riddler's company because the man understands him better than Damian does, despite him never meeting fae before. And Danny doesn't even have to explain or simplify!

The Batfam, though, would be just confused. On one hand, this is a Rogue. On the other, at least they are having fun?

Also, since they've first met, every Riddler encounter eventually ends with one of the Bats or Birds going, "Fuck it, I'm calling Danny" and throwing their hands up. Riddler is delighted.

[yandere-romanticaa]

Yandere Fae!, who keeps you hidden away deep inside his castle, away from any unnecessary prying eyes, be it human or the eyes of other immortals such as himself. Your meeting was one of chance and the years of fighting have taught him to cherish all the things he wishes to keep.

Keep your enemies close, but your friends even closer. That was his own personal spin on that old saying.

Yandere Fae!, who is just content with you being close. It does sting with how hard you try to escape but he is sure that his home will grow on you.

He is a lonely man. He has fought valiantly for his king, serving as a knight for his realm for ages. Many of his peers said to him that he ought to take on a human lover, or several if he so wished. While eternal life was tempting to many, the taste and vibrancy of humanity was too good to just be ignored. Humans always aim to please, which always made them such marvelous little lovers. He never understood how so many of his brothers and sisters fell head over heels for a human by simply glancing at them.

Yandere Fae!, who upon first seeing you all alone treading deep within his mortal domain, cannot help but to be smitten. You reek of sweat and sweetness, his pupils dilating dangerously as he pictures what it would be like to sink his teeth into your soft neck. He feels his wings fluttering behind his back, urging him to make a move.

Even from this current distance, he can sense the hot blood pumping through your veins, deceiving you into going straight into his arms. Gentle specks of magic dance carefully on his fingertips, the glow just barely visible in the lush green of the forest.

He may be immortal and eternally youthful but it all paled in comparison to how he felt about you.

Yandere Fae!, who showers you in endless silk and gold, also cannot help but to mess with you just a wee bit.

It's in his nature, he cannot help it.

His tricks keep you on the edge of your seat - will he trick you into thinking you're back home just to see how you'll react? Will he cast a completely different illusion on you? Will he put something inside of your food, forcing you to either dance or weep against your will?

It was horrifying, trying to keep up with all of that.

But, that was the nature of the Fae.

[thedemonofcat]

One of the witchers makes a comment about Jaskier “aging well.”

And Jaskier’s like, “Thank you! I put a lot of thought into the amount of wrinkles and grey hair is realistic, yet sexy.”

Geralt, who’s been having a full-on crisis about Jaskier’s mortality: “what?”

With a snap of his fingers, Jaskier gradually transformed, reverting to the youthful appearance Geralt remembered from their first meeting all those years ago. Yet, even then, there had always been something... sharper about him. Or had there? Geralt couldn't quite recall.

"Feels good to get that glamour off," Jaskier remarked with a smile, stretching his arms. "They can get a bit stuffy after a while."

Geralt stared at the bard, utterly dumbfounded. "You were wearing a glamour?"

"I thought you knew," Jaskier replied, his expression mirroring Geralt's confusion. "I’m a Fae. We don’t really age."

[fckmebarnes]

Bucky making you suck his cock after he fucked you sounds so fucking hot right now😩🥵

“suck it baby. clean my cock, yeah?” forcing you to your knees after he pulls you off his thick cock. it’s coated with your arousal after having fucked you on going for three plus hours

and with the way he was gripping your hair you knew he wasn’t going to be done anytime soon

you didn’t have a moment to ground yourself before his cock pushes past your lips and down your throat. you let out a moan around his dick at the taste of yourself exploding on your tastebuds mixed with his own cum.

you gripped his thighs hard, nails digging into his skin as he lets out a deep moan. “that’s right baby look at ya. trained such a good throat to take daddy’s dick,” husband grips your hair as he pulls you off his dick. you come off with a gasp, spit, your and his arousal and tears run down your face and to your thighs

“you look so fucking beautiful.” he groans as you let out a moan at the compliment, a hand traveling in between your thighs without a second thought.

“awe,” he coos, his land that was gripping your head coming to grip your chin. “that fucked out but your pussy still needs more of daddy?” you mewl softly as you nod, swiping your clit with your thumb and running your fingers through your dripping folds

[piosplayhouse]

"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"

[randomloserlover]

Yellow Face does it again, and yet another unfortunate soul becomes victim... Soon he will be utterly unstoppable...

[davinawritings]

Do you think someone that's anemic would be more tempting to the fae cause you know they have less iron then normal humans?

OMG I have never thought about that! I think it could be true.

Imagine fae boyfriend that is obsessively in love with you and wants to give you everything your heart desires.

You have always been anemic and know you need to eat food high in iron. You know your iron is really low when you start to get constantly fatigued and lightheaded.

Imagine asking fae boyfriend to get you steak and lots of spinach. He obviously gets it for you because you are his darling but he definitely side eyes you as you eat it.

OOOHHH or have you ever seen the iron fishes?? The ones that people sometimes add to the pot while cooking that is supposed to add iron to their food. Imagine you are making yourself some stew for dinner after a long day and feeling like your iron might be dipping low again. Fae boyfriend watches as you open one of the cabinets and pull out a small box. He looks as you absolutely bewildered and a little horrified as he watches you pull out the massive piece of iron and drop it in your stew. You have had to buy quite a few replacements of the iron fish as it seems to keep mysteriously disappearing...

Or imagine yandere fae that kidnapped you. He knows you are anemic and loves that about you. He loves keeping iron rich foods away from you knowing it will keep you weaker and unable to run far in the case you ever did escape (not likely with how he clings to you and keeps you by his side).

Honestly as someone who is anemic, I would love if fae were even more tempted lol.

[kireijae]

Girlie I feel you. I’m home along and I’m watching his live and I’m slowly going delusional 😫 he’s the only man ever 😫😫👍🏻

he needs to be locked up sir i will JUMP YOU

[hexcii]

HI CAN I KISS FAE SUN'S RAYS??? (I saw the puffed up beast drawing and I 🥺🥺🥺 ngl zoned in on his rays lol) they look so delicate and texture wise, it reminds me of soft gummies ahshahshahs and are Moon's antennas sensitive? Cuz if so, I'll spare really, really gentle kissies 🙏🏻

Okay bye akfjowkfkwkkf (usually really nervous to ask but um yes okay thank you)

HI STARRIE!!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷💐💐

Of course you can! He’d be more than happy to let you <33

They’re a little bit sensitive so be careful! But they’re definitely not as sensitive as either of their antennae

Have fun with that >;))

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 245

Now Danny would openly admit, if only to himself, that he had a type when it came to relationships. If they were strong, if they were a threat to him, then chances were he would develop some sort of crush. It was how he had dated Sam and Valerie (And Johnny & Kitty) when he was a bit younger, and hell, Sam had technically succeeded in killing him, even if partly. 

Attraction towards smart people who could kill him was honestly par for the course for a Fenton or Nightingale anyway. 

And he’d also admit he enjoyed a bit of time travel, learning about times and culture long before his time, to the point that he could blend in in ancient times just as easily as the time he had been born in. That it was natural to mutter in a language lost to time. 

So color him surprise when another man perks up in the bar he had paused to get a drink in, vibrant green eyes gleaming in interest and responds in turn. And not just in the language, but able to keep up when he talks about things that once existed but haven’t been rediscovered yet. 

And one thing led to the other, and there might have been some assassins and some shenanigans that end with them both laughing together in an inn and then more and- Okay he has a type alright, and he’s ticking each box! How is that fair? 

[corkinavoid]

I had a person come up to the counter today, look at my badge and go, "You're not [insert stereotypical male name here].

Which, yeah, right, true, technically, I'm not, I had the wrong badge. I forgot mine at home, and I used my coworker's one. It was the only one available and it had "[male name], he/him".

(Side note, I so so so love that our badges have pronouns on them, it's so nice! Another side note, I go by they/them most of the time, but I don't mind he/she/ze or any other pronouns)

And, usually, gender is a concept I don't have the time or brain capacity to consider. It doesn't really matter for me personally, I know I appear feminine, and I don't have a problem with customers referring to me by she/her. I mean, sure, it's nice if they look at my badge, see "Cork, they/them" and refer to me by it, but honestly, the amount of fucks I give about random people using wrong pronouns is zero.

But this person at the counter just, I dunno. Looked like they wanted a fight. And the shop was empty, and I was bored, so I was like

You know what? Sure, let's do this. It's probably the only entertainment I'm gonna have today, might as well make it as confusing as possible. Because I love to watch the world burn, sue me.

So I go, "I actually am."

"But you don't look like [male name]!"

Been there, done that, "What do I look like, then?"

Stutter. "I don't know, but you're not [male name]!"

Okay, we're just repeating ourselves now, sure, "Then who am I?"

"NOT [male name]!!! Why are you wearing a badge that has a wrong name?!"

And it was at this moment that a brilliant thought crossed my mind. So I smile, cute and nice and pretty, and I go, "Because I stole it."

"You what?"

"I stole this name from the one who had it, and now he has no name and I get to have it. Now, can I have your name for this order?" And I extend a hand to them, like asking to put something in there, because I'm now committing to the bit. All while looking them in the eyes and keeping the smile.

They ended up leaving without ordering anything, but they also didn't speak to me after that, so that's a win, overall. And the manager laughed at that, so I'm not even in trouble.

The moral of the story? When in doubt, play by the fae rules.

I didn't even lie, technically speaking.

[mith-loremaster]

Interrupting her lunch break, how rude

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier unthinkingly pulling on Geralt’s medallion for some reason, and the witcher makes a *noise*.

Fae are always drawn to shiny objects, and Geralt had quickly learned that for fae like Jaskier, this included his witcher medallion.

"Jask, stop pulling," Geralt grumbled as the bard made his fifth attempt of the day to snatch the medallion.

"I was just looking," Jaskier replied innocently. "Besides, I enjoy the funny noise you make when it gets tugged."

"That would be the sound of me choking," Geralt muttered, earning a small pout from the bard. Sighing, Geralt reached into his pocket and pulled out a sparkling bracelet adorned with jewels. "If I give you this, will you leave my medallion alone?"

A mischievous gleam appeared in Jaskier’s eyes as he eagerly grabbed the bracelet. "Yes, please!" he chirped. As Jaskier admired his new shiny treasure, Geralt wondered how long this trinket would hold the fae’s attention.