#facts of China

[oh-no-its-bird]

SVSSS jokes about how SQH or SQQ make modern references and everyone looks at them in confusion are all well in good. Great even, Im a big fan. But I want to play with the "standards of modesty / purity are different in modern vs ancient times" thing and have them make a reference that out of context (or even with context sometimes tbh) is just absoloutley awful down bad filth

Like. SQH is hearing someone stirring porridge or smthn and absentmindedly going, "heh. That's what good pussy sounds lik— wait. Wait no. Wait guys no. WAIT GUYS NO GUYS IM SORRY—"

SQQ looks at him in disgust from behind his fan as if he didn't have the same reflex joke thought

SQH, seeing some random, oddly phallic shaped plant he wrote into the world: twitches like a man who wants to open a comment section that does not exist then reflexively mumbles, "damn I should call her"

MBJ: Who the fuck is her

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cnetizen: it is not recommended that you call your partner baby..

[rongzhi]

社会摇 livestreams are like crack to me.......

[twig-tea]

Saw the director of Addicted Heroin Thailand had posted this on his Facebook account:

This man looked at the show that was the tipping point of the first big anti-gay censorship wave in China in the 2010s, and decided to remake it and intentionally self-censor, just to see if he could attract the "Chinese BL is superior because it doesn't rely on kisses or NC scenes to show the emotions" audience to Thai BL?

I am so mad about this.

[madame-helen]

Seethe Maoists.

[tasakesi]

did u know gollum is translated to guglunk in some older estonian versions of the hobbit

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1161

Footage of Big Bird riding a unicycle was filmed for Big Bird in China, but did not make it into the final cut.

Source:

I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story. Audio commentary. 2014.

[keirahknightley]

Remembering the opening ceremony of athens 2004 💙🤍💙🤍

And because i know many of you were babies then (some even not born 😅) here is a link to watch the full ceremony. I promise it's worth it 💖💖

[last-braincell-standing]

thank you hoyoverse for making a pair of siblings that are both actively present and in the storyline. my familial love loving heart jumps for joy. hope nothing bad happens to them

[mindblowingfactz]

A convenience store hanging on a cliff has been nicknamed “the most inconvenient convenience store” in China.

[candy-pants]

"That's not so different from you when you came to Auradon, Mal"

[tio-trile]

Is there a way to support JWCC, JWCT, and the teams behind them if I don't have Netflix/Netflix isn't an option for me?

Uh......you didn't hear this from me, but let's say...by whatever means you've watched the show, I guess talking about it and creating fan content will show there's fan interaction and that would be good??

In the meantime, you can sign our TAG petition to give animation guild members a fair contract to support animation workers in the industry in general!

[tianshiisdead]

I know I mainly focus on history and my interps can depart from canon quite a bit, but I do like canon’s clumsy and cheerful moe moe mr china as well. thank you hima for the latest chapter’s yaoyao who’s smirking while blushing and posing like a well-to-do young lady

[aether-link]

Great now I’m thinking of Obito. I always loved how tall he was when he was little and with his team, little guy was T O L. Specially if he was near kakashi, poor kakashi was somewhat tiny 😭

Then like, when he was older. Some panels/frames Obito was STILL taller. Fr fr I’d be looking up looking at this Uchiha tree standing around.

All my personal au’s lately I picture Obito being the tallest Uchiha on record in the clan that are all alive. And little Sasuke calls him kirin as nickname/joke. (Kirin as a joke way is giraffe.) ANYWAYS.

OBITO TALL HOURS. LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[midnight-soulless-system]

"This book, this agenda, the entire Project 2025 is a plan to unite the conservative movement and the American people against elite rule and woke culture warriors."

-Project 2025

Reblog if you're a woke culture warrior.

[chirpsythismorning]

Yeah there’s gonna be plenty of little details in s5 confirming byler, but there’s one thing in particular that I feel like would be too hilarious to pass up on…