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May, do you know what a mind goblin is?

I’m having such a hard time figuring this out 😁😁😁


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Rosawatts, from memory (Patreon)
#Doodles#To The Moon#Neil Watts#Eva Rosaline#They ✨#I ended up making the To The Moon series of games my over-breakfast show for a while haha#I got through them all surprisingly fast! It's amazing what a bit of breakfast does for the focus haha#I had ideas for them but then I got distracted! Damn! Another time#Still gonna talk about 'em tho lol <3#Mostly Neil-related honestly haha - a big long silly joke that takes so much context pfft#So that one trope of self-aware anime protagonists - either the type to try to hide the specific thing that makes them The Chosen One#Or changing themselves into The Chosen One by adopting a feature that points to it - think dying hair#Born with weird hair? Protagonist - cover that up and become a normie; and it's inverse!#And then y'know the trope of the white-haired anime boy? The Redshirt of anime? Lol#I just love the idea of Neil being ''born with white hair'' and dying it his normal brown and confessing to Eva#And her countering back with ''Thank goodness you don't have white hair I never would've accepted your confession if The Tragedy''#While Neil is just Sweating lol#It's funnier in images gah I'll get to it someday!#For now I'm just happy to have added them to my list <3 I do love them hehe#I enjoyed Imposter Factory so much! The montage at the end had such beautiful pixel animation#And even seeing a simulacrum of them happy makes me happy <3 Bittersweet like the rest of the series :)#Good lads <3
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Melotober - Day 22 - Spellbook
You'll never know what your local merchant will find.
#Melotober#Personal HC that Earthscript is both another language & magic that 'makes itself' hard to read by being annoying to look at- hence the glow#Rune Factory#RF#RF1#Rune Factory Ivan#RF Ivan#I like my silly little idea that Earthscript likes to make itself annoying/painful to look at until you study it#OR you're an earthmate. So us the viewers are stuck with seeing the glow#there's absolutely no basis for it. just my madness#also just happy I finally found a design for this guy I like#Margot's RF Art
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What inspires/references do you use for your original designs? I'm always impressed with how unique each one looks!!
AUGHSSJD that’s really sweet of you to say thank you! But I unfortunately don’t really have any sort of process for my designs they sorta just
Appear???
Like genuinely I just
A guy pops into my brain and I have to draw them
I’m basically just coping directly what I can see in my mind’s eye- and I have no idea how my brain spawns these ideas they Just Happen
I get such a vivid picture sometimes that I don’t know what’s caused it or what’s inspired it I JUST have to draw the new cool dude who rotates in my brain
#Hephaestus himself gifts them to me or something idk#sometimes when I don’t like a design I’ve made it’s because I forgot what they looked like before I could draw them#that happened with a character of mine called Blaze recently#fuckin’ hated it when I was done because it didn’t look how it was supposed to#I AM trying to get into the habit of developing my ideas a bit more by pulling from reference and trying more than one attempt at a design#but I think my brain just stores reference material and throws them in a jumble at me sometimes#this is why I struggle so badly to make designs sometimes because my brain isn’t supplying the funny guys anymore#bitch get the factory running again I want to draw#I think I’ve mentioned this before but I have a near constant like.#reel of movies going through my head about different characters and stories#and I just pull from that when I wanna draw something#I know it’s my own mind and creativity doing these things but I feel like an outsider to my own process JGSHKDDK#idk how I got here but I sure am here#this is all very lighthearted n silly btw I love the way my mind works with this stuff#it’s just not very helpful for other people#anon#asks#oc: moth#art tag#oc tag
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i think i'd be a horrible vampire, like, in terms of my comic's version of them- i'd be too lazy to do all that shit zero does.
#who has time to fucking. manipulate and hypnotize people or whatever man im just gonna fucking. drink some guy no one will remembers#blood. why do you gotta fucking. industrialize your vampirism you weirdo#so mcuh effort and for what. jim over here is gonna last me for days and you have all these excess humans just waiting in your#torture dungeon chambers or whatever tf you got going on just groaning in agony and ik that cant be fun to listen to no matter how#insulated your mansioncastle is. just begging you kill them like ik you get off to it but its gotta get annoying at some point right#why not haul yourself a jim around and then when hes tapped dry go for a josh yaknow. why hoard all these ppl.#what if they die and you didnt even finish them. just wasteful. just like my dad with his ciggs. fucking. smoking them halfway#then putting them out then NOT PICKING THEM UP AGAIN. WTF.#makes sense that zero is inspired by him in many ways sdkjsdghjvsdghj#i shouldnt give him the idea of keeping humans alive to get a steady flow though bc hes no doubt gonna turn that into some sort of.#torture thing too#my ocs#zero#this is how ik all of zeros henchmen are just lazy mf's bc they rely on his industrialized human farm factory shit or w/e hes got going on#for sustenance than just fucKING GOING OUT AND GETTING A FUCKING JIM.#ok let me stop. bc canonically I used to be his jim once so. lets maybe not give him the idea again.#he doesnt know how to treat a jim right. even if we are just using him for blood. jim still deserves a nice burger now n then.#see kids and this is why some people just shouldnt live. you've taken everything from jim u can at least treat him nice#thanks for being here jim. no you can never leave. uvu#>barely even started posting the comic#>already dropping hints at there being past life stories about my ocs i've written too#DO YOU WANT VAMPIRE SNAKE? I DONT THINK YOU'RE PREPARED FOR VAMPIRE SNAKE. HES NOT V NICE.#HES AS NICE AS HE CAN BE GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES BUT THE VAMPIRISM IS SO THAT THAT MAKES IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE#IMMA MAKE YOU BEG FOR MY REGULAR-DEGULAR BATSELF OK HJVSDFHJVDSF#theres actually so much past life shit its kind of silly
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Hi I have an idea
Imagine the reader got all the toys from Safe Haven, Doey, Poppy, Kissy and Yarnaby out of the factory and make their basement the new home and how life would be like because I imagine all the toys need a wash, they probably forgot about privacy or knocking before entering so would lead to embarrassing moments like Yarnaby walking into the bathroom while the reader is showing and just joining them not understanding that it's wrong but the reader would make a huge meal of pancakes, bacon, sausage and eggs as soon as they're out of there no matter what time of day it is
Sorry if this is long just thought it was a good idea
this is such a silly idea I love this 😭😭
pairings: platonic!doey, poppy, kissy, and yarnaby x player!reader (plus smiling critters!)

-after everyone escapes the factory (and nothing bad happens!!) you take the toys back to where you live, as that would be the safest place for them now that they're out of the factory!
-lets hope your basement is big enough to fit all these critters bc if not, there might be some capacity issues sgfhs
-doey and poppy have the easiest time settling in compared to the others, as they're the most sentient/human, while the other toys are a bit like animals you just brought back from the adoption shelter lol
-the toys are all extremely grateful you saved them and are now giving them a safe place to live outside of the nightmarish factory
-but be warned, they WILL raid your fridge, these guys are starving 🥺
-yarnaby immediately dominates your bed, taking up the entire mattress with his body, so everyone will have to sleep around him. kissy will probably curl up beside the bed with poppy while you and the smiling critters pile up onto yarnaby
-they cannot be without you for more than ten seconds apparently, especially yarnaby and kissy, they are always following you around like lost puppies and wanting your attention!
-say goodbye to privacy because now with giant toys in your house, you never get an ounce of alone time lol
-yarnaby likes whenever you play music, he'll lay down and purr and listen to it for hours!
-poppy is glad to finally have the chance to be a real girl, and asks you if you'll teach her ways about the real world so she can fit in someday!
-doey helps you a lot with chores, since he's the most mature out of the toys. he also feels like they're all a burden to you but you assure him they aren't, and that you appreciate his help!
-the smiling critters kinda just chill, they don't cause too much trouble, aside from climbing all over the place, especially the fridge to reach the sugary cereal you put up high!
-they all LOVE it when you cook breakfast for them, or any meal really! they've only ever eaten scraps from carcasses in the factory, so getting to taste bacon, eggs, and pancakes for the first time is a wonderful experience for them!
-overall the toys are very happy to be at your side, as now they get to live a happy life, away from the cursed playtime factory
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime x reader#doey#doey x reader#kissy missy#kissy missy x reader#yarnaby#yarnaby x reader#hcs
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I got a really silly idea, hear me out
What if besides Leith, someone else from the higher ups would've survived an hour of joy? And decided to stay in the depths of factory, where they're in relative safety, for a different reasons.
And now living together in this secret lair, they basically have to deal with differences in their characters, find compromises, maybe even form bonds over something :D
#poppy playtime#harley sawyer#art#the doctor#leith pierre#eddie ritterman#stella greyber#poppy playtime chapter 4#AU#dr harley sawyer#ppt#harleith#4cmit art
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I saw your post about the Poppy playtime: New Home Sweet Home Au and I really like the concept!
Since the release of Ch4 I wanted to request… how would the 17 toys react to seeing the doctor, Harvey Sawyer now in a robot (like in the fan arts) just showing up at the door when Reader goes to open the door.
I can imagine the chaos that would happen.
Especially when the doctor simply requests to live at the house with them.
(thanks for liking the au. Hopefully I can keep cooking with this one. Might make more I don't know)
The doctor forced to live in the garage or something like that.
When y/n opened the door they just kinda froze up looking up at the doctor a doey who was coming out of the living room just quietly ran back in the living where most of the smiling critters where and he just whisper yells that the actual doctor is here and everyone freaks out quietly. Cause like they would be all scared out of their minds because what do you mean the doctor of out side and at the literal door.
Doey immediately plans to protect everyone. He did it at the safe haven, he can do it again. The smiling critters well panic but dog day is the same as doey wanting to try and protect the house and the other toys inside. As most of the toys are afraid of the doctor cause like how the fuck is that guy alive and if he's out than what about the prototype? But it's almost impossible for the prototype to escape cause limitations.
And doey quietly trying to reach out to grab y/n and close the door but it's to risky as they don't want to make their presence known. As they are scared that the doctor will kill them after everything especially trying to kill him as I like he's was the main reason that most of them exist especially that he contributed to making the toys alive and was the head scientist and worked with the prototype. But y/n reluctantly let's him in but just because it's the morning and they don't want the neighbors to see him. Y/n makes a deal that the doctor can live here but the toys can decide where he sleeps and thats ends up to be the garage or attic or any of the rooms that is away from the other toys and y/n and the doctor if fine with that but y/n wants to give him a second chance but doey doesn't. He just wants the doctor away from everyone else and no where near them or y/n.
Harley kinda just had a bed, blanket and a bookshelf as the room he stays in is mainly a spare room and less used guest room. But y/n tries to be nice and put up some posters and some plushies and books in his room but Harvey kinda keeps it bare and does read the books while in his room. Even though the toys don't trust y/n being around the doctor and at least mommy long legs or one of the toys go up with y/n to make sure Harley doesn't try anything funny but mostly Harley doesn't come out of the room. Only at night to take some things to tinker with them (mostly y/n's stuff) but returns it after tinkering with it (he is a control freak. As he realizes he has no power now and isn't able to see everything around him) he does try to be "nice" as he does want a place to live but he's weak and feels vulnerable, having to take refuge in y/n's house and he wonders if he could take you back with him to the factory or to find a something more have you in his grasp (he very much Is delighted by you and your abilities back at the factory and wonders if he could perhaps make you into something greater but doey and the rest of the toys ain't letting that happen if he even tries it) plus picky piggy isn't allowed in the kitchen at night anymore cause she literally had eaten almost all the groceries so now theres a lock on it that stays on until morning.
(that's it for my yap session, I glad you guys like my little silly au. But if you want more please don't feel shy to request any ideas for this or any other fics or stories. Please stay safe and drink water!)
#yandere x male reader#x male reader#yandere x reader#yandere x you#x gn reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere male x male reader#male reader#yandere x darling#poppy playtime x male reader#yandere poppy playtime#poppy playtime horror game#poppy playtime x reader#poppy playtime#x gn y/n#new home sweet home au
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How about how will the toys react to the reader Who is a Singer and writes music for a Career and how they loved to hear them sing when they are outside playing and singing lullaby's to help them sleep.☺️💙🧡💛❤️ Oh and dancing together as well~ UwU💜✨
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Player in Safe Haven who can sing
★ When you first started your career, it was hard to find good work without much experience. That's what led you to working in the playtime factory. You would mostly compose background music for various projects, think ads and promotional material.
★ You consider yourself half-decent at singing. Sadly, that can't really help you in most of the factory. As you run, hide and try not to get killed by what remains of the tortured children, the thought of singing never crosses your mind.
★ After falling asleep in the Safe Haven and wakening up 10 hours later, you try to make yourself useful. Poppy's idea sounds like trash, so instead you take time to meet everyone. One thing led to another, and you ended up teaching the smaller toys some old nursery rhymes.
★ In the Safe Haven, most of the children adore your songs. Singing along when they know the words and listening carefully when you teach them a new tune. The Player even makes up some new songs, just for them.
★ Poppy can't help but find the while situation silly, but she still shows the toys how to waltz along. Despite the clumsy yet earnest attempts at dancing, everyone seemed to be having fun.
★ The Player finds that Doey has a soft spot for lullabies. When he's feeling restless, you can get him to calm down by sitting next to him and singing a gentle song. Its calming and makes him feel like he can trust you.
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime x reader#poppy playtime x player#poppy playtime headcanon#poppy playtime fanfic#ppt x reader#ppt x player#doey#poppy#player poppy playtime#ppt player#poppy x player#doey x player
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Interloper
Of all of the things that should’ve been bugging Dogday, such as the looming goal of killing the Prototype on the horizon or perhaps the fact he needs to learn to move without his legs to fight, it was the stowaway that bothered him the most.
You didn’t even realize it was following you until Catnap was gone and you were taking a well deserved rest in the quiet Playcare. All of the miniature critters usually kept their distance, but one bold toy followed your little team around. And when it was noticed by the ever vigilant Kissy, it merely bowed forward onto its front legs, tail wagging a mile a minute.
“Oh!” You gasped, approaching the small Dogday toy despite your larger companion’s soft growls. The smaller dog was quick to shove its nose into your offered palm, nuzzling and licking at your fingers. “Aw. Hello, cutie!”
Dogday shifted, gripping your shoulders tight from his place between your back and the grab-pack. “Angel. . .”
You tossed him a grin. “He seems pretty friendly. Now that Catnap isn’t scaring them anymore, I bet all the mini critters have gotten sweeter!”
Poppy gave a soft shake of her head, leaning against’s Kissy’s head with a distrusting wrinkle of her nose. “Or they’re hungry and want to beg the next strongest person they can find.”
You didn’t seem to mind the idea. Dogday stretched his neck, watching you dig into your pocket and produce a bag of peanuts. The smaller toy, despite your cooing, cocked its head at the food you knocked into your palms. But desperation didn’t leave room for pickiness, and it quickly gobbled up the peanuts.
Despite the horrors the both of you had seen, the little Dogday charmed you easily. You happily picked the toy up, cradling it, scratching behind its floppy ears and around its neck. It howled softly for you, wiggling with unretained joy as its tail made audible smacks against your hips.
“Angel. . .” Dogday said again. The miniature in your arms froze, staring up at him with wide, emotionless eyes. “Perhaps we should leave the little critters to the Playcare. It is their home.”
You just pouted. Dogday’s resolve wavered at the mere poke of your bottom lip, a silly expression that made all of this feel so normal. Your silliness, shining through in moments of stress and peace both, were balms to frazzled nerves. Not just Dogday’s, if Poppy and Kissy’s shared glance said anything.
“But he’s so cute.” You half whined, nuzzling your own nose into the little dog’s head. It immediately began to wiggle again, huffy barks of delight panting out as it tried to lick your face despite the awkward angle. Dogday growled lowly. “Hm. . . How ‘bouts I call you Peanuts? You like that, little man?”
You held the newly named Peanuts above your head, and he howled.
“Guess that answers that!” You chirped. To Dogday’s displeasure, you tucked Peanuts into your hoodie, letting its head and two little paws poke out the collar. “Shall we keep moving?”
Peanuts became very dear to you as you continued to move through the factory towards your next destination. Dogday tried not to mind it; after all, everyone needed something to decompress and just let themselves be entertained by in the midst of so much torture and despair.
But Peanuts being that for you meant that Dogday could not be that thing for you. And perhaps he was a little. . . frustrated that he couldn’t make you laugh how the little dog could.
He watched, glaring, as you played with Peanuts. You tossed a small ball the dog had found in the rubble of the factory, cheering and applauding as Peanuts fetched it. Peanuts hopped and yipped happily, especially when you showered it in kisses.
Dogday growled into his crossed arms. “Not that impressive.”
A snicker made his hackles rise. “What was that, Dogday?” He turned further into his arms, content to fully face the floor instead of look at Poppy’s smirk. “Something the matter?”
“No.” Dogday huffed.
Poppy snickered again. “Oh? So the fact that Angel is so enamored with the other Dogday doesn’t bother you at all?” Dogday lifted his head to glare at the doll. She just shook her head at him. “Silly. You’re jealous over nothing.”
Dogday didn’t bother that with a response. What would he have to be jealous about? Sure, he was aching a bit for your attention, but you’d eventually give it to him. He just had to be patient. After all, he was the one you tended to sleep near when exhaustion befell you. He protected you, made you feel safe. You had said so yourself.
So Dogday waited for tiredness to cross your face. You yawned into your fist, cradling Peanuts in the other arm. The toy whined at you, but you still set him down, pulling some blankets from the grab-pack’s storage.
Dogday’s tail thumped against the ground some. “Come rest, angel. It’s been a long day.”
You nodded. “Sure has!” But as you came over, throwing blankets over yourself and Dogday both, curling into his side and nuzzling into his (admittedly matted) fur, a yowl shook the air. “Peanuts!?”
Peanuts yowled and growled, jumping towards Dogday to snap at him then jumping back. It bit your pant leg, tugging hard as it could and whining loudly when you couldn’t be moved.
Poppy laughed loudly. “Aw! He’s jealous!” Kissy bopped Peanuts on the head with her hand, brows furrowed, but the dog did not quit.
Dogday, feeling you shift to stand up, growled. It was a deep, rumbling noise that he didn’t hold back. Peanuts fell over in surprise from the noise, obviously not expecting to have retaliation. It whined, but recognizing defeat, skittered off towards where Kissy sat against a wall, sliding under her knees. She huffed.
Pleased, Dogday settled back down, glancing at you. You cocked a brow at him, so he quickly closed his eyes to avoid any accusations. Luckily you merely chuckled, lightly bopping him on the nose with your hand.
“Silly.” You hummed, relaxing against him.
Maybe he was. But having your attention again, your fingers running through his fur and your heartbeat against his side, made him far more agreeable.
He didn’t even bite when he woke up to find Peanuts wormed into your little pile, wrapped in your arms and sleep-kicking his ribs.
#poppy’s playtime x reader#poppy playtime x reader#dogday poppy playtime#dogday#kissy missy poppy playtime#kissy missy#poppy poppy playtime#poppy playtime#dogday x reader#extrapolating a LOT so please forgive me#let’s pretend there were days between the end of chapter three and the start of chapter four aka the elevator part#featuring: peanuts
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DUDE DUDE DUDE-
I just thought of the silliest au Idea and I’m gonna tell you
Mk…clown Jack but he’s in a traveling circus with other characters that have become clowns

Oh yeah also Roy is there too
I just need designs for em all
OOO YES YES!!!
I need clown Jack and John in a performance in this instant /j /silly
#Factory Of Silly Ideas#also#the Roy mention reminded me of that one guy wiggling-#-something at the screen and going#“psstt right here pay attention#jiggle jiggle“#/silly
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ღ this barbie’s teammate is a schumacher
notes: hello gays it is i, finally writing for barbie
she closes the car door and sighs with a small smile, looking at the building ahead of her. this will be her life until she decides otherwise. she shoves her car keys into her purse and watches curiously as another supercar pulls into the empty lot next to her.
is that who she thinks it is?
she takes a step towards her car, watching the car be parked into the slot flawlessly. she tilts her head when it comes to a stop, the driver's side opening to reveal its driver.
"oh!" she shrieks, running around the front of her car to approach the young man. "mick schumacher, right? i am such a big fan! i'm so excited to finally be working with you!"
the german takes a step back, overwhelmed by the sudden presence of the girl in pink approaching him. she has a pair of sunglasses resting on the top of her head, a fur coat on and a purse hanging off her elbow.
"oh, hi," mick smiles politely. he's not a mean person; he's just a little more introverted than the next guy. "i'm glad to be with honda this year. i'm looking forward to spending the year with you."
he was in deep thought before she came up to him. he wondered, as the way he's been doing for years, if the rumours that he'd been scouted for the second seat at the request of his boss's daughter. but who is he to complain; he's racing in f1 again. does it matter how he got back into it?
surely not.
but this girl that stands in front of him – could she be an intern? she looks fairly young, very enthusiastic, and a glimmer of hope in her eyes that he doesn't see from individuals his age often. perhaps a marketing intern.
"alright, well, i'll see you inside! i love the sweater, by the way!" she shrieks, waving at him with a wide smile. she waves at him as she walks away, cautiously crossing the parking lot as the rest of the cars for the day start to roll in. "and the car! you have to give me a tour someday!"
he waves back at her in confusion, only able to mutter a 'goodbye' to himself as she disappears into the big front doors of the building. he locks his car and follows her in the direction she left, ready to start his new year with a new team.
he spends the next 10 minutes navigating the new factory he'll be frequenting from now on. introducing himself to people, familiarising himself with the engineers he'll be working closely with, and other members of the team. it's a surprisingly bigger team than he had initially thought, so it takes him longer than he expected.
about 20 minutes introducing himself and trying to pin names with the new faces. then he ends up in a quiet office, shaking his leg in anticipation as he awaits his first face-to-face meeting with his new teammate and his boss.
he hears clicks of heels right by the door, prompting him to sit up a little straighter as he glances behind him quickly. he straightens his sweater, pulls his sleeves down and wipes his sweaty palms on his jeans. he can't screw himself over.
"i'm telling you, daddy, he's got the coolest car! i saw him in the parking lot earlier!" the door opens, revealing two figures with two familiar faces. which, shouldn't be the case, because this is the first time he's meeting his teammate.
"do you want one, honey?"
"no, that's so silly! i love my car!" she giggles, before abruptly stopping at the sight of his wide blue eyes staring at her in disbelief. "my car is perfectly fine! right, mick?"
mick blinks, swallowing the forming lump of guilt in his throat. he had no idea that the girl in the parking lot was going to be his teammate eventually.
oh god, and for him to assume that she's a marketing or pr intern? how humiliating. how would he feel if someone were to think that of his sister was a mere backend worker when she is something more?
"yes," he answers by default, not really remembering what she was asking him. he immediately pushes himself up to his feet and extends a hand to her first. "i'm sorry. i don't believe i got your name in the parking lot – i didn't know you were going to be my teammate. i'm so sorry."
"oh, don't worry about it. it happens a lot." she introduces herself before quickly walking away, running over to the empty seat next to him.
mick huffs, grinning at her father before he takes a seat. but the entire time, all he can think of is how embarrassed he is for misjudging her. "you don't care that i didn't take you for a driver at first?"
she looks off blankly, pressing her lips together before shaking her head. she turns to him again. "it's not like i told you," she grins. "anyway, do you like japanese curry? that's my favourite – i'll make you some when we meet again for pre-season."
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#mick schumacher x reader#fem!driver#f1 fem!driver#female driver#formula 1 fanfic#disneyprincemuke#disneyprincemuke imagines#disneyprincemuke f1#disneyprincemuke sd
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btw viktor was absolutely lying to jayce about zaun for fun
like. during that 6 year timeskip he was telling jayce the most ridiculous small lies about life in zaun and jayce was believing him wholeheartedly. like not major lies nothing that would ever come up outside of the lab but just silly things that viktor delights in seeing jayce take seriously, like telling him that giving someone a bloody handkerchief is considered a courtship gift, or that zaunite funerals involve shaving the corpse's head
and eventually jayce meets more zaunites like vi and sky but it's not like he mentions these things viktor's told him, so they mostly go uncorrected, and if they notice that jayce has some Weird Ideas about zaun they just chalk it up to regular piltie bigotry and not that there's a zaunite spreading misinformation to him for fun
anyway this all comes to a head in the shimmer factory when jayce is mourning that child he shot and he very solemnly turns to vi and says "do you wanna shave his head or should i?"
#vi tells cait about this after it happened and cait just says “wait you don't?”#because jayce likes spreading fun facts#viktor has no idea what he's done but if he ever finds out he'll laugh so hard he asphyxiates and dies a third time#jayvik headcanons#jayvik#jayce talis#jayce arcane#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#viktor x jayce#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#technically this isn't a romantic post but. it is
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Halloween costume
Players headcanons summary: what certain hockey player would wear as a halloween costume with his partner players: Cole Caufield, Adam Fantilli, Nico Hischier, Jack Hughes, Luke Hughes, Quinn Hughes, Clayton Keller, John Marino, Matt Rempe, Juraj Slafkovsky note: it's time to finally start this masterlist haha
C. CAUFIELD
Cole is this type of guy to have silly but meaningful Halloween costumes for both of you. Most of the time the costumes look like they had been picked out at the last minute but for two of you, they have a deeper meaning. At every Halloween party, you would have a costume related to a cartoon that you’ve been obsessed with and become a guilty pleasure movie for you. Example? You would wear Woody and Jessie costumes because in past months, Toy Story was your movie that two of you would watch when one of you had a bad day and needed a laugh.
A. FANTILLI
You and Adam are huge movie fans. Every day that he’s at home, you need to end up with a movie. Halloween costumes would be based on the genre of movies you’re currently watching. It’s a fun time for both of you so you don’t care if you look silly or not, it’s all about having joy from this day. Example? You would dress up as Mr & Mrs Corleone because for the past month you two had been obsessed with The Godfather trilogy to this point that you would read a novel on which the movie is based.
N. HISCHIER
You and Nico love Peaky Blinders so obviously two of you had to pick costumes based on this tv show. At first, it was supposed to be an inspiration, more like the aesthetic of those years where the action is based. Later Nico proposed to dress up as Tommy and Grace. He wanted both of you to be main characters from the tv show at the party. You came up with an even better idea. You suggested it to be Michael and Gina because they lived in the US and not in England like the rest of the characters. Nico without a doubt agreed on this.
J. HUGHES
You and Jack love Halloween and dressing up. Each year you impatiently wait for the party to pick a costume because you two always have plenty of ideas what to wear. Each year you also have arguments over what to pick because you have troubles with deciding. Jack prefers this but you prefer that. Although now, for the first time, you two knew that you wanted to dress up as Joker and Harley Quinn.
L. HUGHES
Since you were a kid, you have loved Corpse Bride. Your dream was to dress up as Victor and Emily but you never had a good opportunity for this because the costumes you wore in the past were group costumes. Now, you convinced Luke to go dressed up as them, especially when you tried to tell him that he looks similar to Victor. He didn’t see it but seeing you all cheerful and talkative about this movie… He couldn’t say no to you.
Q. HUGHES
For Quinn, Halloween party would be the one time of the year when he can finally have a fun night and stop thinking about hockey. You would be the brain of the operation what to wear but he will gladly give you ideas. It’s always a costume of characters that two of you had to know. You would never pick something that Quinn is not familiar with. Example? You proposed to dress up as characters from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. It was a childhood movie for both of you and he was happy at the idea. Quinn would wear a Willy Wonka costume when you would be an Oompa Loompa.
C. KELLER
Clayton didn’t care about the Halloween party but he saw the excitement in your eyes and wanted to play along with you. He didn’t bother you and let you pick whatever you wanted. Your head was spiralling with ideas but knowing that he doesn’t feel the joy of the holiday, you wanted to keep it simple and classic for him. You decided to dress up as the main characters from The Bear which was the tv show you’ve been watching lately. Clayton was happy with this because he didn’t have to dress up in anything crazy.
J. MARINO
Since the last Halloween party, you know what you want to wear next year. Whole year you were trying to convince John to agree to this costume. Every year he was telling you that he’s not gonna do it again but the truth was that for you, he would do anything. This costume wasn't special for him because it required only a suit from him and you bought him with that because he wasn't a big guy of dressing up. You two dressed up as Morticia and Gomez Addams.
M. REMPE
Matt was out of ideas for the Halloween party but you knew that you two needed to use the height difference. You didn’t have any plans until both of you watched Monsters, Inc. When you saw Sulley and Wazowski, you knew that these are perfect costumes. You told this to Matt and he completely fell in love with the idea and you two decided to make it happen. You bought a matching onesie as a costume that you were wearing around the house after the party.
J. SLAFKOVSKY
You and Juraj felt completely uninspired for the Halloween party. If you liked an idea, he wasn’t a fan of it and vice versa. Two of you were close to just showing up dressed normally without any costumes until you came up with an idea. You weren’t sure Juraj would like the idea but you decided to try. You proposed to dress up in the colors of Slovakian flag. At first, he was sceptical about this but eventually two of you wore white beanie, blue shirt and red pants. It was basic but you two loved it.
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One Fleshlight and Two Boys
Seok Matthew x Male Reader



cw: sex toys, masturbation, nipple play, some bicep worshiping, fingering, cum swallowing.
an: this is nasty.
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matthew organized a movie night with his friends but only yn showed up, the rest cancelled at the last moment ‘damn bastards’ he thought.
“so what are we watching tonight” yn asked while grabbing the food and the drinks. “what about a horror movie?” matthew showed the other some of the top movies of that genre. “choose the vest one" answered the guest.
two movies and a lot of empty beer cans later the two guys were tipsy and being so touchy with each other. “your biceps are so big matt” yn slurred touching the other's arm, “yeah? you like them?” he flexed his arm leaving yn amazed with the sight. “hell yeah…” yn left some little kisses on it, kisses that burn matthew's warm skin “hey!” he yelled “my mouth's here” he says pouting, something that made yn smile, “silly” he murmured.
both share a kiss, but it was a desperate one as if they were waiting for that moment forever, sometimes matthew would open his mouth wide so that yn could suck his tongue. saliva being smeared all over their faces. “hold on” matthew broke the kiss, “wait here i have something you might like”.
the two were naked now, stroking their cocks while matthew was preparing a fleshlight. he slowly introduced his cock on it, moaning so loud, “shit… this is so good” he laughs.
yn grabs the fleshlight and starts moving it up and down matthew's cock while the latter strokes yn's cock with his hand. “how does it feel matt? is it good?” yn eagerly asks, licking his lips. “wanna try it?” matthew take out his cock and push the toy down yn's, “you tell me.. how does it feel”.
minutes passed and the pair keep sharing the toy, yn uses it for 10 minutes and then matthew use it for another 10 minutes. suddenly an idea pops up in matthew's mind, “what if we do a competition?”, yn looks at him, curiosity plastered all over his face, “let's see with how many loads can we fill this toy, but the first one to run out of cum loses and will have to drink all the content”.
“your nasty matthew” yn comments, “come on it's not like you haven't swallowed my cum before” he grabs yn's chin “and i know you like it” he whispers and then kissed him. yn reluctantly agrees and begins to masturbate matthew with the toy as fast as he could. “you can do more than that” a cocky matthew said mocking yn's jerking ability, “shut your mouth” he said and starts sucking the other's chest, sucking and biting at his nipples until they're red and sensitive “why the fuck haven't you cum yet?” he was about to give up but finally the other came with a loud growl and some whimpers later. yn was amazed for the amount of cum that matthew had ejaculated, "shit, do you have a factory down there or what?, milkman”. matthew just laughs and adds “yes, a whole factory and it can be just for you”.
matthew slides the toy down yn's cock and he immediately starts to whimper, the toy hugs his cock so well but the sensation of matthew's warm cum acting as lube was heavenly, “shit” he murmurs, a wave of pleasure going through his body everytime matthew moves the toy. his hand starts exploring yn's body until it finally reaches his hole, yn didn't realized what was happening until he feels one finger inside of him, “hey! what do yo think you're do–” matthew didn't let him finish speaking when he accelerated the pace of both his hands. with stimulation on both sides it was a matter of seconds for yn to cum.
jets of white sticky cum being shot inside the plastic toy filling it up and mixing it with matthew's seed.
hours passed and the pair was still going at it, while yn was already feeling tired and empty, matthew was like he just poured his first load inside the toy.
“i can't anymore” yn sighs pulling out his flaccid dick out of the toy, “then i guess i won” matthew says still stroking his rock hard cock. “what's with the cocky smirk?”; “you have to drink all of this, remember?” matthew shakes the object “open up for me please” he removes the lid of the toy and spills all the liquid into the other's mouth, with some of it falling out of it and sliding down his neck, “you look so sexy right now” matthew throws the object and start kissing the other, playing with the remaining cum with their tongues “what .. if we play.. something else” he says between pants “ let's see how many loads can i put inside you this time”, the tip of his cock already sliding on yn's hole. “i'm gonna drain your balls matt” yn replies guiding the cock towards his hole, putting it all inside.
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ITS CHILD LABOR AND EXPLOITATION ALL THE WAY DOWN FOLKS
This post is about Severance the TV show
!MAJOR SPOILERS!
the reveal that theyre raising/killing baby goats- nope, they're sacrificing kids. for the company. and the innies are equated to children so often, like when mark s says something like "we're not children we didn't do anything wrong" when theyre in trouble for bullshit reasons like not obeying your supervisors, or when areghabi says that mark's innie, at 2 years old, is basically literally a baby and that outie mark did not get his consent to be born and then used like a tool, when helly says her outie dresses her like a doll, when helena berates helly for trying to be an individual from the person who created her (literally the speech from matilda: "i'm smart, you're dumb, i'm big, you're little, i'm right, you're wrong), when dylan's adjective of utmost sincerety is "awesome", when cobel force-parents mark in both innie and outie form, when milchick distracts them with toys, flashy lights, silly dances, and animated cartoons to keep their attention, when they take them on a fun lil camping trip with marshmallows and read them a goosebumps novel, when devon and ricken infantilize mark s. on sight, when devon's pregnancy and childbirth is such a huge part of the narrative, when the first other example we see of severance is for childbirth too. and when mark scout gets frustrated at mark s for having his own priorities and says "he's a fucking child!" in a derogatory but not literal manner.
and then harmony fucking cobel and her horror show of a childhood. a townfull of child factory workers, drugged with ether fumes to forget whatever awful shit they experience but still alert enough to work an assembly line, all before the tender age of eight. and here i will also just link a fantastic post, because it says it way better than me but TLDR; the factories probably were producing something other than ether, which means the ether vats' primary purpose was to cause this primative severance. also, imogene was likely a child factory worker whom kier married because he saw her as pure/innocent. this is based on the embodiment of woe being a girl half the height of a normal woman, miserable, and is pictured wearing a wedding dress/white lingerie (in the waffle party + irving's dream).
this is a cult that believes humans are slaves to the four tempers, but that children are innocent. childlike innocence and ignorance is the ideal, because kids don't know better and won't put up as much of a fight if they don't know what they're missing! its a form of ironclad control over members of the cult company. its doctrine is so effective because theyve never been exposed to outside ideas, which is why the innies are then so enraptured by ricken's dumb book
ms huang! ms child labor herself!!!! people keep asking her why she's here, "why are you a child?", is she okay, etc., and she always seems politely baffled. like she's thinking "why wouldn't a child be working for a corporation with absolutely no systems in place to keep her safe from abuse?" because she doesn't fucking know better. and they're doing the exact same grooming that they did to harmony with the wintertide fellowship and sending her away to boarding school, comoletely uprooting her, without any warning, pushing her to devote her life to kier. she's not allowed to question it, disobey, or even have any opinion on it at all because "i make the decisions. you do not." (to quote helena, who was also definitely groomed into believing that about her agency as a child.) and i KNOW that eustice was excited to eat those marshmallows! milchick made her throw them in the fire! jail for ten million years!
which brings me back to gabby! this woman was severed to experience labor and the pain of childbirth in the stead of the wife of a senator. so gabby has lived for a total of maybe one week, three different times, three childbirths. like gemma, she doesn't experience a gap between these and literally doesn't rest between birthing. she was born innocent and pregnant and she was made solely to reproduce like livestock. fuuuuuuuuck that. thats a pregnant child. thats a fucking child.
innies are kids being born straight into the lumon world, obedient and pliable blank slates, raised and trained one purpose, used as tools for as long as they're able to be used, then eventually gently led into "retirement" and down a hallway they'll never come back from. but we won't call it death because killing is wrong. they use euthanasia on the baby goats (kids), not bullets. theyre lambs raised to be sacrificed. the work is mysterious and important. may kier's mercy follow you into the eternal dark.
they've clearly perfected the process. but literally why the hell are they doing any of this
children irl should also probably unionize
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