#facial therapies

[takami-takami]

God the fucking. The one line in this drabble, the "My messy baby..."

I think about that shit on the monthly the weekly the daily. Rent fucking free always for the rest of time.

- magpie anon ✦

One thing about Keigo is he's not afraid of messes. Welcomes it, actually. Messing up his pretty baby scratches an itch for him. Something about a deviation from the proper, the rigorous... the restrained.

Nasty, nasty man.

Keigo's the kind of nasty to lick the sticky mess from your lips after he cums on your face. He's the type to finish on your chest and stare mesmerized as he squeezes it in his palms, thumbing in awe at the mess he made. The mess that you made him make.

It doesn't help at all that his loads are so excessive. It's a gift (and a curse) for his breeding and marking kinks, truly; but ultimately, it wouldn't be the same without you in the mix of it.

His messy baby, his mess to mess up.

[sysig]

Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Izuku, about to make a terrible and self destructive decisions: I make the best and most logical decisions

[majachee]

You know those "draw what your oc would look like if all the bad things that happened never happened" trends? Yeah

Young teen Macaque if he lived a nice, healthy life with... Like.... Idk... A nice mythical elderly couple instead of the militant troop he was adopted into. Also, no near-death experiences. 💔

Alas, he never looked like this, and he never will. I plan on making him *worse* 😊😊😊😊 ✂️✂️✂️✂️

[funny-bat-fruitloop]

I'm making a Vlad/Reader for the depraved, except I'm doing this to practice realistic relationships while keeping the humor and dialogue as close to canon as possible. . Chapter 1 has been released, I'm planning to add more. posting fanfic here as well.

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You were the outsider of your college group. Maddie studied biochemistry, her and Jack both studied mechanical engineering together, Vlad studied both alongside Maddie, and you? You simply studied computer science.

Sure, you later studied robotics and delved more into artificial intelligence, but at the time you were falling behind the trio. What makes matters worse is that you were in love with Vlad. He was too busy being in love with Maddie. Maddie and Jack were too busy with their Science.

You used to be closer during your first years. Then you drifted apart from the group.

Or the group drifted apart from you. But you phrased it the other way to feel better about yourself.

At least Maddie was nice. But it turned out that Maddie had a crush on you. You softly turned her down and told her you did not swing that way. She understood, and Vlad was elated that she stopped focusing on you.

She was surprisingly supportive, though, so she starts being more casual with her physical affections—she leaned against you and gave you hugs, at most, but never kisses of any type. Vlad glared at you every time.

You couldn’t handle Vlad’s glare towards you. You just couldn’t. You were so madly in love with him.

This wasn’t what you wanted for college. You wanted to thrive with less drama, not thrive in the drama of a love square. So you decided to turn it into a love triangle.

How? With distance.

You start making excuses about why you couldn’t hang out with them anymore. Maddie seemed pretty sad that you were becoming distant, and urged you to hang out with them more. Jack gave you puppy eyes, because it turns out that he enjoyed your dry wit and casual gifts—both clothing and food that you made.

Vlad looked...conflicted. As if as he did not know what to do with the slowly growing empty space. Every look he gave you after the start of you leaving seemed like he was having conflicts inside his mind.

But he did nothing. So you continued on with your life.

That was the start of your isolation.

You were pretty depressed now that you did not have anyone to accompany you. For the first few months of your departure from the group, people did not bother to include you in their friend groups due to your relationship with the “resident weirdos”.

You got into a robotics class and was forced to group with 2 other nerds, Gabin and Feen. It turns out, they were gay too. Dating, even.

Then the three of you started becoming closer in a platonic way. You were included in every conversation, arguments, and acted as a mediator for their spats which end up being resolved amongst the three of you.

Until the couple mutually broke up. You were devastated at the news, but it turns out all three of you were better as friends. Gabin turned out to be Bi and married a tall country Bisexual girl, and Feen turned out to be poly and married a few other people.

Even when the friend group grew larger, the three of you kept each other on your toes as you challenged each other to make robots. At some point, you made a lion-sized guard dog that read any sort of unique identification, like a treasured object, and chased intruders out of your home.

You gave this machine to a marketing professor as a joke. It ended up saving his life, which you did not intend to do at all (the machine dog was purposefully made with weak scraps for a chance for the victim to escape, in case it went haywire.) He was so grateful that he got you hired into a major tech company—Wayne Enterprises.

You got an award for it. Something close to a Nobel Prize. You’re pretty sure you were dragged out of the house with a blindfold, and were dropped onto the stage to receive the award. Or maybe you had too much coffee and dissociated the entire time.

Who knows. Photos of you taking your award in smudged eyeliner with a baffled expression became viral years down the line.

Gabin’s girlfriend also went out of the way to teach you “spellcraft”, which you thought was cool. She said that she could sense your “powerful bloodline”, and you entertained her by learning the basics.

You thought it was fun. Until a forced family reunion made you realize that Gabin’s girlfriend was absolutely not joking. Not fun.

Then it was your last year of college. You were forced to take a semester off due to the consequences of that disastrous family reunion. That year, you were having the time of your life while suffering with your thesis and OJT’s.

You almost missed the news of Vlad’s unfortunate accident. When you heard about what happened, your heart dropped to your feet.

Yes, you were trying to get over Vlad, but he did not deserve to almost die. You tried to visit him in the hospital but the nurses pushed you away. He needed something, anything, even if it is just to cheer him up.

You left some tupperware full of menudo and coconut milk pumpkin soup for the nurses to feed him. Nobody bothered to tell you that he left the hospital. He probably did not know that you cooked a large meal for him.

So you continued on with your life. You tried to reach Vlad a few times when you saw him back on the campus hallways, but he seemed too focused on...something. You did not want to bother him.

Life went on, and you managed to graduate in time. For your next couple of years, you worked as a robotics engineer for some more companies. Then you started a company with your friends several years down the line. You sold some patents, kept some patents, and you lived a comfortable life with enough money to support yourself, your needs, and your leisures.

You never got into a relationship, because you never tried. You were too afraid to be hurt.

Vlad Masters simply became Masters. He swindled, scammed, and stole with his newfound powers to become a billionaire. He’s seen some of your inventions sometimes, but what you made never really interested him.

Or rather, he was still conflicted at the thought of you.

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You were dared by one of your socialite friends to post photos of your outfit before your flight to Illinois, and announce your arrival on your barely active social media. You’ve always loved the gothic aesthetic and mastered your outfits throughout the years—though you slowly shifted your outfits to be more modern while retaining the aesthetic.

For some god damned reason, you got a somewhat larger following than you thought—more than 10,000 people were interested in your life. You mostly posted your projects, but your outfits got more attention.

The youth kept calling you “DILF” along with other unholy comments, no matter how much you tried to discourage them. They seemed to flock to your socmed ever since that photo of you receiving your awards became viral. They also kept calling you “pookie bear”, whatever that meant.

You tried to restrict comments, but a few of your friends kept disabling the restrictions. They enjoyed your suffering.

You were beyond your 40’s, sipping a cappuccino as you left the airport while holding your luggage in the other hand. Suddenly, a notification popped up in your phone. The sound from your phone indicated that it was a text message, and not another weird ass comment that required you to say “aren’t you disappointing your parents with these DILF comments?”

Your leg hooked around your luggage as you pick your phone up from your pants with one hand. It’s a message from...Jack Fenton?

0xxx-xxxx-xxxx: Hey Bucko! Remember me? Jack Fenton? Heard you were in Illinois! Do you mind meeting at our place in Amity Park and meet Maddie and I like old times? :-D

Oh shit. It’s your old college friends.

You cringed a little as you remembered the way you ghosted the first two people who were decent towards you. Sure, you had your reasons, but it wasn’t fair to them. You checked the rest of your schedule on your phone and find that you still have free time to spare. A quick google search about the town, and you found that your convention is just at the town next to Amity.

So you made your decision and decided to make this up, let bygones be bygones.

You: Sure! Give me the address and I’ll meet you there!

[that1notetaker]

They sometimes speak in riddles too. Im begging, please tone it down, Gandalf.

[scarefox]

therapist: please stop masking in therapy

also therapist: your face is too emotionless while talking, you need to convey more emotions via expressions to get your points across

me:

I can't do both

[recurring-polynya]

i guess this is what we're doing now

[mephistopholes-brain]

I think I like doing full facepaint cuz it obscures my features enough to trick me into liking my face. Man does face dysmorphia hit so damn hard. It’s like a look in the mirror and I’m alr, nothing crazy on either ends of the spectrum. But i take a photo? Suddenly I see every single flaw and I’m pretty damn sure my mind is literally distorting my face to be so heinously asymmetrical it makes me wonder why nobody ever told me how ugly I was. Also full body pictures? Makes me lose my damn mind. Catches me so off guard I feel like someone just beat the shit out of me w a cast iron pan. Mirror? Im alr, some good days some bad. Photos? Literally makes me want to set myself on fire so I dont have to be perceived anymore. Maybe I should see a therapist for this, this doesnt sound normal now that I have it all typed out and in front of me.

[3-carnivore-goats]

since i began to talk i couldnt make friends for the life of me. i was told i was too intense. okay then, it takes me years and it literally killed my will to live, but i dial it down.

still can't make connections. "you look uniterested, open up some more".

it's okay, it took me my entire developing years to craft that personality, but it's okay, i can learn to be more of an extrovert, if it's worth it.

it doesnt get better. huh. "well of course, have you ever considered you look desperate?"

oh fuck you im so tired of trying. nothing works im just not built for this. im so fucking tired. really. no human connection is worth this bullshit. im so worn out by mirroring other people's behavior i dont even know who i am god im so tired

[impossible-rat-babies]

I miss their chin so much already ;—;

[nullominous-q]

Don't overestimate me. I am one mental breakdown from shaving my hair at all times.

But don't underestimate me either. I have rbf, an inclination to stare directly into your eyes for entirely too long bc I don't know where else to look when I talk to people and no filter.

...In fact maybe it's best that you don't perceive me at all.

[freakazoidwerebeast]

god i wish there was a way to prevent growing facial hair on t cuz thats literally the only thing holding me back. i desire a deeper voice and more hair everywhere else.....

[laluminotherapie]

#laser #koreanfacialtreatment #avainseoul #facialtreatment #lasertreatment #LaserClinics #BBLTherapy #BroadBandLight #BBL #CollagenBoost #SkinCare

[thefaeriecreek]

whoops, it'sa my birthday. Have some Linky doodles from a while back.

The top right one is Link showing his strong, rock chewing teeth.

[crimsonyoukai]

The many facial expressions of Minato, part 1 (1/?)