#ezra is so silly i love him

[skygirlstars]

omg Sabine found Jabba!- I mean Lando Calrissian- I mean Commander Brom Titus- I mean Dev Morgan- I mean the Emperor’s nephew-

[gherkinlizard]

oh how indeed ezra... how indeed

[mushroomsmoon]

So are we gonna talk about how Ezra made necklaces for those silly little guys or

[aeb-art]

i was trying to make up side characters for @8um8le's space friends and thought "every show needs a grump"

i'm not gonna finish this though, so y'all can have it now o7

[nostromo130]

[Image ID: a lineup of 4 non-player characters from my D&D campaign. from left to right. first is a tiefling with orange-red skin, short brown hair, and grey eyes. their left horn is broken. they wear a black cloak, brown leather armour, striped pants and are holding a hunting knife. next is a half-elf man with dark brown skin. his dark brown hair has a grey streak and he is holding a cane. He has two designs. the first wears a black coat, grey pants, white gloves, and little round glasses. the second is a ringmaster-style costume: green tailcoat with silver embroidery, white pants, and he's also wearing some pale blue eyeshadow. In both his shoes are splattered with blood. Next is a white human man with white hair and red eyes. He wears a black suit with red lapels and a grey waistcoat. He is holding a wooden stake. Lastly, a human woman with brown skin and hair. Her eyes are red and she wears a white collared shirt with poofy sleeves and a long grey skirt. She has a chatelaine. They are all standing in a row against a grey background. End ID]

lineup for a dnd campaign heavily based off of curse of strahd. left to right: ezra d'avenir, dr. rudolph van richten, rictavio, lon godfrey, moira godfrey

[sparkletacoz01]

I made an AU for my ocs called the ROYALS AU. anyways Jace and Ezra are being sooo sillayyy

The full pic for the first piece is on my instagram btw!!! I think it’s in my bio but IF NOT my insta @ is sunset_falsetto :3

[tobytost]

Can you please tell me more about your Ezra as Maul's apprentice au. You've only made like one post/comic about it and I already love it

ANON I AM SO SO SORRY I MADE YOU WAIT FOR FAR TOO LONG 😭

I promise I stared drawing this as soon as I got this ask but I burnt out and never finished it, even now I can't finish it so this is all I've got.

I put some info about this au under cut

during season 2 finale, Ezra was there when Maul decided to attack Kanan and managed to get Infront of him and prevent Kanan being blinded

still, Kanan sustained some injuries and Ezra hit his head pretty hard

while the commotion with the opened temple and Vader arriving was happening, Maul took unconscious Ezra and flew away

Ezra has a memory loss from his head injuries :(

Maul uses it to his advantage, manipulating Ezra into complaince and unleashing his force potential

Kanan is very VERY pissed off and is actively trying to haunt Maul down to rescue Ezra, not knowing that Ezra doesn't remember him or the crew

it was intended as more of a comical au BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS

Ezra is still silly btw, he's also comically violent

idk I have more ideas for this au but my English is not Englishing SORRY😭

[morallyinept]

What do you think the boys’ favourite sex positions are? (I can already guess Jack’s.. 👀)

Hey Lovely Non! 🖤

Oooh, so I totally had this planned for my list of Pedro Boy Rambles, so thank you for asking and kicking my butt in gear to finally do it, hehe! 🙌🏻

Enjoy! 🖤

Mild NSFW

Jett’s Pedro Boy Rambles Masterlist

These are just my own head canons and not verbatim. Your ideas may differ to mine and that's awesome!

Joel Miller - Prone Bone. (You lay flat on your stomach, and your lover lays on top of you.) Joel is gonna be covering you like a damn blankie as he rams you into the mattress, darlin’. Big, broad and crushing the air from your lungs as he ploughs deep. Hand over your mouth to keep you quiet - it's the apocalypse after all, darlin'. Think teeth marks left on your shoulder, panty grunts in your ear and lack of breath as this man mountain covers you completely.

Ezra - Doggy Style. (You’re on your hands and knees and your lover kneels behind you.) Ass up, Ezra will fuck you like an animal with his nine inch nail... Hard, messy and plenty of growling and grunting thrown in the mix. Easy access to switch to anal too, he likes to watch as you coat him in your shiny gem-like slick when he pulls out, and slams back inside, which causes him to babble incoherently.

Frankie Morales - 69. (Side by side, on your back or on top, always a versatile position.) Our resident pilot - and pussy eating King 👑 - can nestle between your legs for hours and hours. And if he gets a little attention on his landing gear stick too, then you can guarantee there'll be no bad landings, hermosa.

Marcus Pike - Missionary. (You’re on your back and your lover is on top facing you.) Marcus Pike will want to look into your eyes as he makes sweet, sweet loving to you. Telling you how good you feel, how much he cares for you, how he wants you to move to D.C. with him… slow him right down by grinding up agaisnt him with your hips and enjoy some pancakes together afterwards.

Dieter Bravo - The Amazon. (Your lover is flat on their back with their legs up and you squat on top as they penetrate you.) The perfect bottom position for Dieter, wanting you to control and own him and look like you’re fucking him with your own cock. To which he’ll soon suggest that you get the strap out and do just that after a while. Guaranteed position to make Dieter Bravo see stars.

Javier Peña - Legs Up Missionary. (You’re on your back, with your legs up and over and resting against your lover's shoulders.) You’ll feel Javi go deeper than any undercover mission in the jungle, and he won’t be so keen to pull out so quickly either, cariño. The further forward he leans in to kiss you, to let that sweaty moustache leave it's mark, the deeper he'll go and make you scream.

Javi Gutierrez - The Wheelbarrow. (Your lover stands behind you lifting your legs whilst your hands are on the floor.) The perfect position for you and your silly sunshine man Javi to experiment and to giggle incessantly when he drops your legs over and over, until you just straddle him on the floor and ride him until he weeps.

Marcus Moreno - The Lotus. (You sit in your lover's lap, face to face, legs wrapped around their waist.) Marcus will want to hold you in his strong arms, feel you ride him, look into your eyes and push your chests and foreheads together as he tells you how super you make him feel. Cue intense orgasms because this position really lets you feel that emotion and love from your hero.

Dave York - The Piledriver. (You lay on your back with your legs back, your lover sits on your butt and drives deep vertically.) Deep. Oh so deeeeep. Guaranteed that you won’t forget Dave York in a hurry as he penetrates you deeper than a blade slipped into your gut.

Agent Whiskey - Reverse Cowgirl. (You straddle your partner, facing away from them.) Yeehaw! Ride that cowboy, sugar! Jack will lend a hand as he holds your hips tighter than a binding lasso watching you buck and squeal on him better than a bucking Bronco. Lean forward to give him the pefect view of where you both meet, and you'll drive this cowboy wilder than the west.

Tim Rockford - Spooning. (Your lover lays behind you on their side and slips inside you.) After a late night solving grisly crimes, Tim slips into bed cuddling up to you. Your warm back pressed up against his broad chest, kissing your neck as he slips inside you, slow and deep in a sleepy, love-filled haze. When you wake up in the morning, this handsome detective is still buried inside you.

Max Phillips - The Lap Dance. (Your lover sits in a chair and you sit on them facing away.) Ideal for office scenarios when your performance review with your snarky boos turns hot and heavy, and to give Max the perfect access to your tasty jugular. Also perfect for him simply standing up and pushing you forward over his desk too.

Lucien Flores - The Ballet Dancer. (Both standing face-to-face with one leg up around your lover's waist.) Quick and easy for those secluded, dark corners in the bottom of the azalea garden, when your old lover returns and gatecrashes a party he wasn't invited to, and you still can't resist his gold-chained charm… ideal for grabbing at that fluid silk shirt.

Oberyn Martell - Coital Alignment Technique (CAT) (Missionary, but your lover is slightly higher up for the perfect clitoral grinding.) Sensuous, deep and the perfect position for Oberyn to look into your eyes as you come undone around your Dornish Prince. He will make you feel every, single hard inch as he worships you like a queen.

Silva - Cowboy. (Your lover sits on top straddling you.) A seasoned rancher, it’s safe to say Silva knows a lot about riding… grinding, deep and slow so as not to put his back out further, Silva and you can switch it up when it starts to ache and you can cure all his ailments.

Pero Tovar - The Rocking Horse. (You sit or kneel in your lover's lap and lean back on your hands as far as you can go. Aim to hold onto their ankles.) Pero will get a delicious, mouthwatering view of you all stretched out on the end of his cock, and the hunger will soon stir as you ride this surly Mercenary into a drooling submission.

Din Djarin - The Butterfly. (You lay back on an elevated surface, your lover stands in front with your legs up against their chest.) In small spaces inside the Razor Crest, Din will relish the chance to get you spread out on the shiny surfaces. Ideal position for his, uh, helmet to remain fully intact…

Maxwell Lord - Pushing Tush. (Missionary with access to your lover’s butt.) Whilst Max drives deep, your hands are free to roam and play with that ample tush of his… and you can switch it up to make all your wishes come true when he can play with yours, too.

🖤

Jett's Pedro Boy Rambles Masterlist

[serotoninzo]

to anyone who was a fan of wilbur or liked lovejoys music, here are some recommendations!!!!

(i must warn you that my music taste leans more towards rock/alt but i still have a lot of indie as well)

-wallows

-djo (it's actually great, not just the tiktok song)

-TopLady (my personal fav is Green Light Red Light)

-bikini kill, my beloved.

-current joys

-dayglow

-beabadoobee! (specifically her song, 'talk')

-gorillaz

-tame impala (i think their music is cool)

-brent faiyaz

-miguel

-the beaches (their song blame brett is addicting, for me at least.)

-ezra furman (mainly their song, lilac and black)

-the runaways

-CROWDED HOUSE 🙏🙏

-HOT FLASH HEAT WAVE (THEIR SONG HESITATION IS SOOOOOO 😩)

-yot club!

-peter bjorn & john (their song young folks is good, you might have heard it in gossip girls ep1, s1)

-empire of the sun (i recommend their song we are the people)

-wolf alice! (don't delete the kisses is popular, i think)

-song telephones by VACATIONS

-vance joy

-the drums (especially their song 'money', it reminds me of yot club)

-carwash (their song striptease is sososososososo good 😊)

-slowdive

-pinegrove [i think this one is controversial but i can't remember:( ]

-no buses by artic monkeys (this is a classic/popular band, you probably already listen to them)

-MICKEY DARLING (recommend their song im just a buzzkill and big sad)

-ladyhawke (mainly their song 'my delirium', i must warn that this artist is under the genre pop, just incase if you aren't looking for that)

-JAWNY (if you don't know who that is, one song that is well known is, 'trigger of love'.)

-WILLIS (i like their song, 'i think i like when it rains)

-Cottonwood Firing Squad (personal fav song of theirs: hospital beach)

-the daughters of eve (a classic, especially the song 'hey lover')

-fall out boy (i love them ❤️)

-EYEDRESS (i believe their song 'jealousy' is popular)

-Dream, Ivory. (i have so many favs of theirs but my no.1 is their song 'welcome and goodbye.')

-dr.dog (this is a rock band, their song, 'where'd all the time go' is popular, especially among the outer banks fandom.)

-cocteau twins (their song cherry coloured funk is a must)

-cherry by chromatics

-boygenius!!!

-big thief

-big black car by gregory alan isakov (this is folk not indie but it's still good)

-awfultune! (popular songs of theirs would be i met sarah in the bathroom but i also recommend their song redesign.)

-milky chance (their no1 hit was stolen dance)

you could also listen to the neighbourhood but less known songs (fallen star, jealou$y, etc.)

sorry if majority of these are rock/alternative, i have a variety of music genres i listen to but rock happens to be my number 1.

you might not like these recommendations but hopefully they give you an idea of what to look for.

anyway, sending lots of love and support to shelby and wilbur soot's close friends, i can't imagine what it must be like to discover someone who was a big brother, etc to you was so horrible to his own girlfriend. genuinely disgusting.

i will forever miss wilbur soot but i will not miss william gold.

i will miss the times when he'd play geoguessr or when he'd make silly jokes but i will not miss him being a literal abuser, groomer, etc.

i don't wish death on him however.

i hope he learns his lesson. i also hope he takes actual accountability, instead of whatever that shit 'apology' was. it literally overtook colleen ballinger's ukelele apology ffs 🤦‍♀️

[tightjeansjavi]

party trick

A/N: this silly little fic is directly inspired by this hilarious post by @pedge-page 😝 this fic is meant to be silly, a little unrealistic, and fun! If that ain’t your thing, no worries! Just scroll on by, gem. Also, big thanks to @itsokbbygrl for betaing and @morallyinept for encouraging me with my shenanigans! hehe.

~word count: 1.9k~

Summary: your boyfriend Dieter wants to show you his new party trick that he learned from a pornstar named Ezra

Pairing | Dieter Bravo x pornstar!Ezra x f!reader

Warnings: fluff, smut, established relationship, mentions of drugs and eating, dieter and the reader are openly bi, implied open relationship (not described) Ezra is a bi male pornstar (definition of bi panic) (very light dubious consent as reader and dieter smoke before fucking but it is not described) male masturbation, self sucking??, reader is able bodied with no physical descriptions, readers nickname is gumdrop, no age gap, +18, minors dni!

Your first date with the ever-so eccentric, Dieter Bravo, was a success! Sure, he was a bit clumsy, and maybe even a bit of a blubbering idiot, but you had an incredible time. Did you kiss? Well—maybe! There’s a tell-tale sign when he admires the color of your lipstick against the heart shaped patch in his beard.

After that first date, he washes his face, but is careful to not remove the residue of your lipstick. Not even a week goes by and he’s asking you out on a second date.

Two dates turns to ten and somewhere down the line…you’re Dieter Bravo’s girlfriend, and you couldn’t be happier. (And neither could he)

-

Dieters plan for the evening was to throw a party with some of his friends: not necessarily a rager, per se, just an intimate get-together. Pop a few bottles, skinny dip in his inground pool, and dance under the California night sky.

He canceled his plans last minute because the only person he wanted to spend his evening with was you, his gumdrop.

Hiya, gumdrop baby! 💗

Dee! Hey, baby boy 🥰 having fun at your party?

He cheeses a smile down at his phone, dimples on display, fingers typing fast on the tiny screen, little tap tap taps echoing through the cooling evening air.

Good golly, I’m blushing 🤭 actually…I canceled the party! Just wasn’t feeling the vibes for it! Wanna come over?

Yes! I’d love to! I was just about to order some takeout. Want me to pick something up on the way?

Yes! How about veggie grill? I was just about to smoke, want me to wait up for ya? Oh! Also, I got something I wanna show you later 😉

Being in a relationship with Dieter meant that nothing he could possibly say or do surprised you anymore, but his vibrance, care-free, goofy, eccentric attitude, made him even more attractive to you. That and the fact that he was the literal definition of a trash panda. Your trash panda specifically.

Sounds good to me! 💗 did you want your usual or something different? You don’t have to wait for me, Dee! I’ll have some when I come over. Oh? What is it that you want to show me? 👀

Okie doke! Hey, how about you just order the whole menu? My treat! See ya soon, gumdrop xx. And you’ll see! It’s a surprise. Hehe.

God, Bravo. You sure know how to spoil a gal rotten! Looking forward to the surprise!

He hearted your messages before he reached behind his ear and grabbed his perfectly rolled joint and reached for his lighter that was resting on the table next to the poolside chair he was spread out on.

He couldn’t wait to see you and show you his new party trick.

-

Hours earlier in the day, Dieter found himself in his bed, boxers discarded on the floor and his fist languidly wrapped around his half-hard cock.

His freehand was scrolling through Pornhub, trying to find something to get off to. Usually it didn’t take him very long to settle on a video, but today he was finding it to be a bit of an annoying struggle.

He scrolled and scrolled till he stumbled upon something he had never seen before, self sucking?

He spit into his palm, using his saliva as a natural lubricant because he was too lazy to reach across his nightstand to grab his favorite bottle of lotion (ain’t nobody got time for that!).

Holy shit! He’s sucking himself off??

Christ, his cock is taking up the entire screen!

Dieter's private thoughts ran rabid as he watched the pornstar, Ezra, easily bend over and suck the head of his cock (which was massive, by the way) into his mouth.

“Holy fuck! How is that even possible?!” Dieter announced in disbelief.

He paused the video, and went to Ezra’s page and scrolled till he found the contact button and a direct link to Ezra’s instagram. He sent him a message:

Hey! I hope this doesn’t come off as weird or creepy (feel free to ignore) but I watched one of your videos just now…the self sucking one and DUDE, nice cock! How the hell do I do that? 🫣

Ezra responds seconds later after hearting the message,

HOLY SHIT! THEE DIETER BRAVO GOT OFF TO MY COCK? 🥵 (sorry, huge fan!) anyway, gem, I’d be happy to show you the art of self sucking, and then you too can be a pro like me. xx

Dudeee you’re a fan of me?? I’m blushing! 😉 okay, okay, I have to ask…is it all natural?

I am, indeed! You have quite the eccentric presence, gem. Oh, it’s natural alright. The gods have certainly laid their blessing upon my loins x.

Ohhh, I get it! You’re like Shakespeare? 🤣 damn, you sure know how to swing that thing around! Anyway, I will take you up on that offer! Here’s my number:

Lawl. You’re a funny one huh, gem? I suppose I am a bit like Shakespeare both with my verbiage, and my cock. You free right now?

The funniest guy around! Well, Romeo, got my cock out and everything, let’s boogie?

Boogie we shall.

And so that’s how Dieter ended up FaceTiming with Ezra: who coincidentally, also had his cock out.

“Not to be a total massive fucking flirt, but you’re gorgeous, and my girlfriend would probably eat you right up!” Dieter preened, leaning in close so he could get a better look at Ezra’s third limb, er, cock.

“Oh?” Ezra smirks, “would she now? Well, gem, perhaps the three of us should get together sometime?”

“Yes! You can be like the skunk to my raccoon!” Dieter said with a giggle.

“I beg your finest pardon? Your—what?”

“Oh! Sorry, sorry. Probably should have provided some context, huh?” Dieter blushes.

“Naturally, gem. Go on.” Ezra sits back on his elbows, listening,

“So, my girlfriend calls me a trash panda! It’s endearing, really. And well, you got that blonde streak in your hair…so you can be the skunk?”

Ezra chuckles in pure amusement, eyebrows raising, heavy cock bobbing between his thighs.

“A skunk, huh? You’re lucky I think you’re cute, gem.”

Dieter fanned his face like the little slut that he was, and giggling, “You think I’m cute?”

“Cute as a button, gem. Now, let’s see what we’re working with so that you can show your girlfriend what I taught you.”

“Yes sir.”

Ezra is a wonderful teacher and by the end of it, Dieter is almost able to suck the head of his cock into his mouth. There’s a slight strain in his lower back, but fuck it! You only live once.

“Well, gem, I think you just have to remember to relax your muscles. Pretend you’re floating on a babbling brook, or napping on a fluffy cloud, and then you’ll be sucking yourself off in no time. I gotta run, but let me know how it goes!”

“Ahh! Okay, I think I can manage that! Thanks for all the help, Ezra.”

“Anytime, gem. Anytime.”

-

After passing the joint back and forth together, fucking (a few times) and devouring the veggie grill you brought over, Dieter brings you upstairs to his bedroom, nearly stumbling over his two feet because he’s so excited to show you his new party trick!

“Sit that cute ass on the bed, gumdrop.” He’s not being domineering at all, quite the opposite actually.

You’re both naked, naturally because in Dieter’s home, clothes are always optional!

You wrap your arms around him from behind, kissing his jawline, pecking at the heart patch in his beard. “Are you gonna show me the surprise now, Dieter?”

He leans back into your embrace with a pleasant sigh, “Yes, gumdrop. But c’mon, bed. Now.”

You press one last kiss to his face before detaching yourself from around him, walking over to the bed and plopping down with a soft, oof.

He joins you moments later, laying on his elbow facing you while you reach across and card your fingers through the soft curly hairs on his chest.

“So I was watching this porno earlier, right? I did a deep scroll, and stumbled across this video of this dude…with literally the biggest fucking cock that my two eyes have ever seen!” He speaks animatedly, throwing his hands up as he leans in.

“It literally took up the entire fucking screen, gumdrop! Anyway, that wasn’t the craziest part! His cock was so big, and long, that the motherfucker was able to suck himself off! Dude barely even had to bend over, just popped that sucker right in and got to suckin’!”

You twirl a strand of his chest hair between your fingers, giggling as you listen to his dramatic retelling of the massive cock he saw.

“Shit, it really took up the whole screen? That’s insane, Dee!”

“YEAH! Like…the guy was packing a literal BAZOOKA down there!” He chuckles, leaning in so he can nuzzle his face against yours.

“Anyway, I found the guy's instagram and sent him a message because I thought to myself, ‘Damn! Imagine if I could also suck my own cock?’”

“Let me guess, you asked this pornstar fellow how you can suck your own cock like him?”

“Yes! How did you know?” He chuckled and stole a quick kiss, melting against you like the soft man that he was.

“Lucky guess?” You tease, dragging your finger down lower, skating it across one of his nipples. “So, was it a success? Did he teach you how to properly suck your own cock, Dee?”

“Well, I was actually able to barely get the tip in my mouth! Wanna see, gumdrop? S’gonna be my new party trick!”

“Show me, Dee.” You giggle, encouraging him as he quickly sits up, remembering how Ezra told him the way to curve his spine, and relax his muscles so that he can bend over just enough—

Dieter is hunched over, using one hand to hold the base of his cock, and the other is resting against his lower back for support. He’s so fucking close to wrapping his lips around the head of his cock when–pinch!

He yelps in surprise, immediately rolling over and yowling like a cat.

Ow. Ow. Ow! Fuck! Fuck me! Ow!

You're at his side in an instant, comforting him and reaching for your phone to either call 911, or look up an immediate remedy for his pain.

“Fucking pulled a goddamn muscle!” He whimpers, burying his face into your chest.

“Dee, it’s okay! You’re not dying, baby. Okay? Look! Google says that we have to treat the area with ice and then a heating pad!”

“I’M DYING, GUMDROP! I SEE THE LIGHT!” Your boyfriend dramatically groans, “I'M FADING FAST!”

After icing Dieter’s lower back for a good hour or so, you placed a heating pad against the sore spot while spooning him for extra body heat.

He was typing a message to Ezra, a deep frown set between his eyebrows because he really just wanted to know what it was like to suck himself off! (Who wouldn’t)

Hey, Ez. I pulled a fucking muscle in my back!

☹ gf is spooning me with a heating pad now, but I was really hoping that I would be able to suck myself off!

From Ezra: (Shakespeare-BAZOOKA 🍆)

Aw, I’m terribly broken to hear that, gem. Better luck next time, Birdie!

-

The next time Dieter announced to you that he wanted to try and suck his cock again, you came prepared with two yoga mats and a beginner yoga flow video (thrifted, of course).

He gives you a funny look as you set the yoga mats down in the sunroom.

“What?” You laugh, placing your hands on your hips. “It would be a cool party trick, Dee! Just gotta get you a little more flexible and bendy before we try again.”

Ohhh. He grins, dimples peeking out, “Well, let’s yogi, gumdrop.”

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[sockiess]

Idiots In Love

character: Scott Barringer

warnings: just two idiots in love :3

I sat with Daisy as I watched Shelby and Scott practically throw themselves on each other. I couldn’t help the scowl that painted my face as I watched them in the distance.

“Just tell him already.” Daisy said looking at me. “Ew, no why would I risk getting rejected?” I asked her giving her a puzzled look “I mean it’s obvious he likes Shelby” I continued, resting my head on my knees with a little pout forming on my lips”

“What’s got you so pouty?” I heard Auggie ask me as he sat down. “Her desire for the one and only Scott Barringer” Daisy replied. “When are you going to tell him that you like him?” Auggie asked nudging me with his shoulder. “Never ever ever.” I huffed.

While I continued to talk with Auggie I felt a pair of eyes watching me. When I looked up Scott was starring daggers at Auggie. When he caught me starring he quickly looked away and went back to speaking with Shelby.

About 10 minutes later I heard a voice behind me and not just any voice HIS voice. “Excuse me but I need your help with something.” Scott said sounding a little annoyed while looking at me. “Uh..yeah ok” I replied nervously standing up. “Bye guys” I said to Auggie and Daisy as they looked at me weird and said their goodbyes.

“So what do you need my help with?” I asked calmly but on the inside I was FREAKING OUT I mean THE Scott Barringer needs MY help I mean this is a dream come true.

“So what was Auggie telling you that was so funny?” Scott asked sounding annoyed. Suddenly the butterflies in my stomach all dropped dead. “Just a story about him and Ezra” I replied. “What was Shelby telling you that was so interesting.” I said softly

“Why? you jealous?” Scott asked smirking at me. “Jealous? me? never..but I think you might’ve been the way you looked like you wanted to strangle Auggie” I said looking at him

“I mean do you blame me? YOU should be laughing with ME and sitting with me and talking to me but you’re always with him I mean you should be with me.” Scott said quickly and looking at the ground. “Wait..you like me?” I asked puzzled. “Of course i’ve liked you for months..but what does it matter you like Auggie I mean it’s obvious” Scott replied kicking a rock that was by his shoe. “I don’t like Auggie” I snorted. “You don’t?” Scott asked looking at me. “No silly I like you I just thought you liked Shelby that’s why I didn’t tell you” I said almost laughing. “That’s funny because I never told you that I liked you because I thought you liked Auggie” He said smiling at me.

“I guess we are both pretty stupid huh” I said. “Yeah we are” Scott said chuckling.

“Hey Scott?” I said quietly. “Yeah?” Scott said softly. “Will you kiss me?” I finally asked him. “Of course.” Scott replied suddenly pulling me into his lips

“Auggie and Daisy are gonna have a field day when they find this out” I said laughing

Thank you so much for the request 🫶 I hope you like it🫶 if there is anything you want me to add or change please let me know!!

[candiedstardust]

I know, I know. I drive everyone CRAZY regarding Rebels. But like??? I love it. How could a lonely, sentimental girl like myself NOT love Rebels or be totally normal about it??

Connection is one of the things that stands out to me. They were all incredibly alone before they met each other.

Hera separated herself from her remaining family on Ryloth to fight the evils of the galaxy on her own and was kinda intent on keeping it that way. Kanan might have had a handful of superficial relationships, but he always bounced from place to place, keeping his past hidden and focusing solely on his survival. Zeb thought he was the last of his kind after everything his people were put through. Sabine’s family completely turned against her after the horrific things she went through trying to protect her people, leaving her to carry so much pain. And Ezra’s baby self had been entirely on his own for half of his life at that point after his parents got ripped away from him.

They were all set on being alone because it’s what they knew, it’s what they EXPECTED, it’s what kept them safe. They were all so familiar with loss and pain and suffering, and little by little, that changed. They had an opportunity to become a little bit softer, a little more vulnerable, because they had a family again to rely on. They had the chance to care and be cared for again.

This show is just a gentle reminder to me that there’s always going to be a hard world out there, but that there’s a lot of good in it, too. Denying yourself connection makes it a lot harder to see just how much good there is, or how much good you can do with the support of good people. I know it’s not like a main theme or anything, but it’s what I get from this silly little story.

I’m going to bed now. But-

Reach out to someone you care about today~ Interact with your favorite mutuals~ Give someone you love a hug~ Snuggle with your pet(s)~ Just connect with someone and remember to see some good today 💚

[simpingcowboy]

Pedro boys and why I'm swiping left on their tinders

This is all to be silly!! I love them all very much <3

Frankie Morales

His name there says Frankie (Catfish)....with his main profile picture being him holding you guessed it...a catfish. He doesn't have many other photos on there, with the exception of a few older military photos that are so blurry you can hardly tell which one he's meant to be.

The rest of his page is pretty empty aside from the music section, where you actually get the first real glimpse at what this man is about. While his music selection is very respectable, it does not overshadow the glaring issues with his profile.

In short, Frankie's profile makes you think "Am I dating the man? The fish? Or a catfish?" Swiping left fs.

Marcus Moreno

This one isn't his fault! His profile is perfect. No really. All the women at The Heroics made sure to help him with it! His photos are cute and show off all his best assets. The bio is a little cheesy in an endearing "yeah he's definitely a dad" way. The problem then? It's Marcus fucking Moreno!!! Leader of the Heroics!!!!!! On Tinder???? There's no way anyone is going to believe it's really him. I believe there's a verification option on Tinder now, but really...even then Idk. Unless he fully comes out on an interview or something to super casually mention he's on Tinder, it just ain't working. No one likes a catfish! (Sorry Frankie!)

Jack Daniels

Mr. "Tinder What?" himself!!!! Let's say he manages to figure out how to set up a profile and all that. It's gonna be inTERESTING to say the least. His photos are actually pretty solid. An intriguing mix of photos of him on the ranch and photos of him in the Statesmen HQ looking very well put together. Opening line is definitely "Save a Horse! Ride a Cowboy! 🤠♥️" Very on brand for him. Followed by something very pro-american about the flag or serving his country and honestly... that's where I'm gone 😅. We get to see a bit of Jack's political mind in Kingsman and let's just say i don't wanna know the rest of it.

I'm grateful this is Tinder and not Bumble. Because if Jack used the audio prompt and I heard that smooth Kentucky accent...forget EVERYTHING I just said. I would be taking a chance on him. Sorry 😔 I can't fix him, but I will have fun trying!!

Joel Miller

For namesake, we're gonna set this pre-outbreak. There's no time for swiping in the apocalypse. Profile isn't bad just very empty. He's not really trying and it's kinda obvious. His bio reads something along the lines of "Single dad of a spoiled teen" with mostly photos of himself and Sarah on his profile. A few photos of him and Tommy out camping or on a work site.

And as handsome as he is, the profile feels like something his kid forced him to make as a way of getting him off her back. I wanna sympathize and help her out, but I don't know I have the heart to attempt to win over this very clearly emotionally unavailable DILF. So for that reason, I'm swiping left.

Pero Tovar

If for some ungodly reason Pero was given Internet access and had a dating profile... it'd be a disaster. His bio reads something along the lines of "I don't open this app. If you wish to see me meet me at this pub" with approximate days and times he's there.

The first picture on his profile is a way too far away blurry shot of him training. If I was feeling brave enough to continue scrolling through his photos...the rest would certainly be borderline explicit highly suggestive photos of his torso and groin. And whilst I might think about it for approximately .25 seconds any remaining sense of dignity would kick in before I actually did anything about it. It'll sting momentarily, but I will be swiping left.

Ezra

Another man on this list who should absolutely NOT be given internet access. His photos are beautiful but uninformative...the only shots of him are blurred and artistically obscure. He pads the rest of his profile with photos of books he's reading and grainy shoots of the forest.

The bio...if there's a word limit best believe that Ezra has hit it. He used every given character at his disposal and managed to say very little with all of it. Something about a wandering spirit longing for companionship and a couple sexual innuendos for good measure.

While visually and verbally not the worst profile on this list, his pretension is so utterly palpable through the screen I actually don't think I'd be able to make it through the end of his bio without cringing...also his music selection is all just banjo instrumental???

[petew21-blog]

Just a party part 2.

Jason P.O.V.

Out of all the people from our group, I picked Ezra. There is Ben, Henry, Ray, even Gal would be a better choice. But no, I had to pick Ezra. Zack Snyder wants to get the most of us by playing these roles and he wants to know if we are flexible and able to truly act. Why not swapping our bodies right? Anyway, its just for a day. Can't be that bad.

Now Zack told us about some party nearby. Swingers party like this?Maybe it can get bad...

I couldnť really focus on the ride. I couldn't get ove rthe fact, that Ezra was me and now playinf with my pecs in the backsett. I don't think I event want to know who he is gonna fuck tonight. Using my body. I don't even want to fuck anyone in this body.

They told us we can only enter in pairs. Silly old me thought that we would already be paired like this in the rooms. I grabbed Ben, now in Henry's body and rushed through the door. If I am to fuck somebody tonight, let it be Henry's body. I can't go there with Ezra. I just can't

We were the last to arrive. Most of the rooms were already assigned, but they told us, that the numbers we received are going to choose our partner. One odd number, one even. Wait. God, please. Don't let Ezra have an odd number like me, that would be a cruel joke. Please don't

"Number 14 and 16"

"Guess it's you and me again. Ben took Henry's hand and followed him to the room they were assigned"

I am going to punch someone. "Can we maybe wait for somebody else to arrive?"

"Nonsense, we are almost done now. Number 9 a 11"

My body aproached me and whispered in my ear:"Oh hello there handsome. Long time no see."

We went into the room. I sat on the bed, depressed. I can't do this. I can't do this knowing that Ezra is in my body.

"So, big boy. How you wanna start? Want me to give you a show and then let me fuck you like a little slut you are now?"

"Ezra, I'm sorry, I know this is voluntary, but I don't think I want to top you in your body. My body isn't meant to be topped."

"Oh don't worry about that. You'll be the bottom tonight."

Oh god. Atleast I know my big dick is gonna hit the right spots...

Inbox request: Your stories are soo good, love the Chris E. and RDJ swap. Maybe a second part involving some actors from dc, like Ezra Miller and Jason Momoa swapping to try new roles & running into Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck in the rooms?

Also an explanation why I post inbox stories like this. The explanation is simple. The photo is on top and it can be visible easily in the archive. Nothing else. Haha. Have a great day, may you swap with the ones you most desire

Part 1 of the story:

[tinycowboyart]

Instagrams algorithm has been kicking my ass recently so I’m giving tumblr a try ig,, anyways here’s my silly little dnd character, Ezra. He’s an aasimar warlock and I love him to death

[tobytost]

*taps microphone to check it works before holding it towards you* wanna share some of those hyper-specific headcanons? can be for any rebels characters or just kanan (oddly specific headcanons are my fav thing :])

OMG I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO ASK THIS <3 mwah anon ily

Kanan's show-care is cutting fruit (in typical dad fashion)

often, Kanan would just eat his space apple with a knife, alone in the kitchen, and Sabine would just sit beside him, in total silence and Kanan would give her a piece of an apple straight from the knife and she would take it

that's what I call father-daughter bonding moments

Zeb and Kanan are NOT normal about the sports

whenever there's a match, they buy the cheapest beer and occupy the living space for at least 5 hours

they're very loud about it as well

they tried to get Ezra or Sabine to watch but none of them actually like the sports like they do

Kanan and Zeb trained together in the early days, they still do, but it's rarer because of Ezra's training

Hera and Kanan watch space drama TV together when the rest of the crew are out on a mission or asleep

they gossip together about it as well

in the early days, when it was only Zeb, Hera, Chopper and Kanan and when Kanan was still deep in his dark heavy thoughts and trauma

the force around him was so freaky Zeb and Hera actually thought that the Ghost was haunted.

like, for example. Imagine Hera going through Chopper's memory bank and there's a recording that Chopper doesn't seem to remember having

and in that recording it's just Chopper's pov as he rolls into the room with Kanan, and Kanan just stands in the corner

and as he turns his head towards Chopper the recording gets CORRUPTED and it just switches to some silly stuff Chopper recorded later

and Hera is just like FUUUCK WHO DID I PICK UP

or when he sits down to meditate, the temperature on the ship suddenly drops

freaky stuff like that

Kanan actually cooks really well! He cooks most of the time and he teaches Ezra how to cook as well

Kanan realises that he thinks of Ezra as a son when Ezra came to him with a nightmare for the first time

the worry, the feeling of pride that he reached out, the love and care he felt in that moment

he braids Ezra's hair sometimes, when they're just chilling together

he also helps him with his haircare routine

Kanan loves Abba, he's an Abba guy

sometimes Kanan forgets that he's dating Hera and gets flustered cause he has a huge crush on her

Hera thinks it's adorable but she also calls him an idiot

Kanan is very protective of his family, he checks in with everyone through the force before he could fall asleep

he's especially protective of their youngest, he knows they're capable of protecting themselves but he believes that this is his job

so he always keeps an eye

I HAVE SO MUCH MORE BUT THIS POST IS TOO LONG ALREADY LMAO let me know if you want more