#extremely bad movies

[weirdlookindog]

Maggie Rogers in Torture Dungeon (1970).

[carrotsofthepirabbean]

bttf au where they send Jennifer (criminally underused) to retrieve the sports almanac to avoid the tremendous problem of Marty accidentally meeting himself, which instead causes some tremendous other problems

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian

[regina-del-cielo]

Maybe it's a 'study finds water is wet' type of thought, but

considering it's an action movie whose overall plot is "immortal warriors Fuck Shit Up™️", I think it's significant that in The Old Guard the thing that makes Copley pull red strings through his Murder Conspiracy Board and say "[Merrick] doesn't care what [Andy]'s done with [her immortality]" is the people they save, not the ones they kill

Most of the Conspiracy Board is him circling random newspaper headlines and faces on old photographs to (more or less realistically) follow the immortals' treck through the world and big historical events. Which is, in-canon, not much different than putting portraits from different centuries next to a picture of Keanu Reeves and saying "they look the same, clearly Reeves is an immortal!"

But then there are the connections. A little girl holding Joe's hand in WW1 becoming the youngest (and first) woman to be awarded a Nobel Prize for Medicine (suck it, Kozak). Or the grandchild of a family that Andy saved from [something] helping people escape from the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia.

They are warriors. They have fought and been in the midst of countless wars, major or minor, throughout history. They must have killed as many people as they saved... and yet.

It's not them taking out a random warlord or dictator or rabidly hateful politician that has tangible repercussions in history. It's the children and families they get out of war zones, save from accidents, protect from natural disasters. People to whom they give a second chance at life, and grow to change the world (or even just their own world), like a mysterious stranger once changed theirs just by holding out a hand or patching a wound.

I don't know I just think it's particularly neat

[cervinae-canine]

okay im kinda stupid but I don't think selfshipping with Judge Claude fucking Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame, is a good idea

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

Ros is always so paranoid that people are plotting to kill her. She mentions it constantly after any interaction with Pili and/or Bad. And the sad part is she isn't even wrong half the time! They want her ass dead!

She sounds insane when every now and then she goes "I think they're plotting! They want to kill me!" But it is in fact true. It really does bring up the question 'Is it paranoia if they're actually out to kill you?'

[thunderblazz]

sigh.. stormpilot x maxley

[spockvarietyhour]

Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier-838 in "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" (2022)

[coffins-flowers]

An idea came to my head the moment @09kyledere said Bradley is dress-up doll (which I 100% agree with. He’s so… dress-uppy). It was supposed to be done half month ago but my tablet pencil thing broke and studies beaten me up and it’s poor quality I know, I just wanna draw the silly little guy even if it turns out bad

If you get all the refferences- I am concerned but you go girls. Here’s Brad in the outfits

I wanted to do Max too, but my time is nonexistent waaaaaaa

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what other silly little antics do you think charles and erik got up to in that cube besides play chess because my money's on book discussions. like them book clubs with suburban moms where you drink wine and talk about books you read except theres no wine i dont think thats permitted in the plastic cube prison and theres not even a club its just two old men

[dyxnamicart]

I’ve decided I’m posting it here too sorry—

Anyway watching the goofy movie after watching goofy troop makes me violently ill—

[weirdlookindog]

The Astro-Zombies (1968) - VHS covers

AKA Space Zombies, Space Vampires

[antialiasis]

So The Good, the Bad and the Ugly has this scene that opens with Blondie petting a small kitten who’s in his hat. Best part of the movie, obviously, along with all the other best parts. He says, “Every gun makes its own tune… and it’s perfect timing, large one,” then gently puts his hat down out of frame with the kitten in it and stands up to go find Tuco. The kitten is not seen or mentioned again.

This immediately makes this antihero 500% more charming, because 1) likes kittens, 2) talks to the kitten, 3) calls the tiny kitten ‘large one’. But also, the kitten is necessary! The audience is not going to connect the fact Tuco shot a gun in the previous scene to Blondie suddenly knowing where to find him without this line to indicate he recognizes the sound of Tuco’s particular gun. But at the time Blondie is with Angel Eyes and his men - he’s not going to just go explaining that to them, when the reason he wants to find Tuco is he wants his help to kill them. And Blondie is decidedly not a talking to himself kind of guy. So how do we convey this information to the audience? Put a random stray kitten in his hat, so that he can say it to the kitten. Excellent. I have no notes.

[thejadecount]

I love it how all of us Maxley shippers simultaneously headcanon that Bradley has horrible homophobic parents to justify redeeming him and making him kiss the other cartoon dog

[bogkeep]

saw some lego dinosaurs today :3

[yenshui]

maxley brainrot human maxley brainrotttttttt