#extra caffeinated coffee

[brb-on-a-quest]

Shout out to oats for being the best replacement to cows. Literally they win in most things but beef. I do not imagine oat burgers would taste very good.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor *professionally concerned*: i highly recommend keeping track of your caffeine intake so that you can see just how much you are ingesting

*back at work*

Penelope *finishing her energy tea”: how many are you at?

Derek *scrawling numbers on a notepad*: im about to go for my fourth coffee before i take lunch

Penelope: oh i am totally winning this thing! *refills her largest mug again*

part 2/?

[cluster-b-culture-is]

cluster B culture is I've got to stop drinking a minimum of two cups of coffee a day, it just makes me tweak out easier like I get so ANGRY-

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[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

Byakuya when he sees a poor person Vs Byakuya when he ingests the commoner caffeine

He got dared to chug them.

[pergaminaa]

Something something Modern AU:

Dorian is hanging out with Sorrel, Asterin and Vesta and Asterin recalls the time she Manon and Vesta bought a giant bag of ground coffee and they kept brewing coffee every 1-2 hours to get them though a long day.

Sorrel was there but she didn’t participate in the madness. She said how “they kept drinking that coffee as if it was damned water” and “they were all jittery as fuck” because Asterin and Vesta are a bad influence on Manon because she didn’t stop them and partook in that insanity.

[tervaneula]

I'm pretty sure most of y'all are asleep or at work rn so this might just fall right into the abyss but I just wanted to say that I LOVE YOU and I'm so happy that you exist! Yes I mean YOU!!!!!

[koffeinum]

Creamy flat white with an extra shot of espresso (4.00 €)

D-licious😁😋

[itstimeforstarwars]

First two days of not drinking coffee: tbh this doesn't even affect me this month is gonna be so easy

Third day of not drinking coffee: about to cry in this costco parking lot because I went through the ordeal of grocery shopping and can't even have a little coffee treat afterwards T.T

[despairforme]

[aprilblossomgirl]

-- Happy Khun Jeng time in a few more hours ✨☕

[luvuomi]

ooo i should start investing in some caffeinated chocolates :o

kazuha: love, please don’t .. you don’t know how to restrain yourself

sethos: if i find out you ordered a box of those things i’m going to hide them

[zenjestrr]

coffee + merengue at 1.25x speed on repeat = secret sauce to finish some shit you were supposed to complete days ago but you procrastinated HARD so now you have to pull an all-nighter to meet the deadline

[nalver]

need someone to explain to me why theyre addicted to caffeine i just cant imagine it

[puntointerrogativo]

Coffee on ice season is off to a good start 😎

[anderwhohn]

I finally have a new keyboard (early b-day gift from my uncle), and it makes the clickity-clacks, so you can imagine how fucking giddy I am right now typing anything because of said clickity-clacks.

(Listen, I learned how to type on an old mechanical keyboard typewriter, so the clickity-clacks were a thing I really enjoyed as a kid, and then modern keyboards got whisper quiet, which I'm fine with in like... office environments and such, but it's just me here when I'm writing so fuck it: ALL THE CLICKITY-CLACKS!!)

Also reheating the leftovers from lunch, at like 3:40am, because this is usually when I eat if I'm awake because I have no sense of proper sleep schedule or the like. So I'm gonna go do that thing and enjoy the fact that my keyboard makes clickity-clacks and glows in the nonbinary pride flag colours right now.

[anxiousdelinquent]

Oh! Yeah no I have real severe ADHD that I can't take meds for, and also have chronic Fatigue from disabilities, so you hit the nail on the head there. Fhhdhdhd You're probably the first person I've seen that drinks as much coffee as me lmao, I have periods on and off where i'll drink like 13 a day everyday, I try really hard to hold myself back now and try and keep it at like 4 or 5, though I often fail and drink more on shitty weeks. But I've always been under the impression it was bad for you no matter what like smoking was, thats sure how everyone talks about it lmao fhdhejrh

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?