#extra caffeinated coffee

[brb-on-a-quest]

Shout out to oats for being the best replacement to cows. Literally they win in most things but beef. I do not imagine oat burgers would taste very good.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor *professionally concerned*: i highly recommend keeping track of your caffeine intake so that you can see just how much you are ingesting

*back at work*

Penelope *finishing her energy tea”: how many are you at?

Derek *scrawling numbers on a notepad*: im about to go for my fourth coffee before i take lunch

Penelope: oh i am totally winning this thing! *refills her largest mug again*

part 2/?

[cluster-b-culture-is]

cluster B culture is I've got to stop drinking a minimum of two cups of coffee a day, it just makes me tweak out easier like I get so ANGRY-

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[affluent-havoc]

Byakuya when he sees a poor person Vs Byakuya when he ingests the commoner caffeine

He got dared to chug them.

[pergaminaa]

Something something Modern AU:

Dorian is hanging out with Sorrel, Asterin and Vesta and Asterin recalls the time she Manon and Vesta bought a giant bag of ground coffee and they kept brewing coffee every 1-2 hours to get them though a long day.

Sorrel was there but she didn’t participate in the madness. She said how “they kept drinking that coffee as if it was damned water” and “they were all jittery as fuck” because Asterin and Vesta are a bad influence on Manon because she didn’t stop them and partook in that insanity.

[koffeinum]

Creamy flat white with an extra shot of espresso (4.00 €)

D-licious😁😋

[itstimeforstarwars]

First two days of not drinking coffee: tbh this doesn't even affect me this month is gonna be so easy

Third day of not drinking coffee: about to cry in this costco parking lot because I went through the ordeal of grocery shopping and can't even have a little coffee treat afterwards T.T

[digitalcactusblog]

Top 5 drinks? ☕

i am about to confess. i am a terminal water-drinker SKFJHG i'm not super into sweet things and don't mind the taste of just plain water? so i don't often have any beverages at all, so this list is about to be the most hyper-specific list of beverages known to man 😂

hot water: i would argue this counts as a drink, because most people i know don't drink hot water, i'm just very chinese lol. it's nice! feels less shocking to the system than cold water. i do not like cold water.

taro bubble tea: truly the most bestest of bubble teas. it's purple! it has edible tadpoles! yum. idk unpopular opinion though, every time i get it from a place where they actually serve legitimate taro inside their taro bubble tea, i hate it. i want the artificial stuff that comes in powder form, that is probably like 90% sugar by weight

there's this corn juice that T&T sells that's really good. is also probably 90% sugar by weight. corn!

okay i have to admit that i do like the starbucks coffee cappuccino frappuccino whatever stuff that comes in the sealed glass bottles that you can get. again, definitely mostly sugar and milk by weight (i am not a hardcore coffee person. i'm not even a coffee person really), but they taste really good. i haven't had one in years and i'm not about to break that streak now! but i do remember really liking it.

another asian beverage, there's this pineapple beer stuff that is mostly non-alcoholic (the alcohol % is super low) that is really good. ALSO most DEFINITELY 90% sugar by weight, i swear it tastes kinda like caramel and nothing like pineapple. still good tho!

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Day two of rapidly pounding down two to three cups of coffee in one sitting like a fucking maniac:

I did my dishes, disinfected and de-scaled my kitchen sink, swept the floors, rearranged the ingredients I have out on the counter, wiped down my microwave, the stove, and the countertops with vinegar water.

[despairforme]

[aprilblossomgirl]

-- Happy Khun Jeng time in a few more hours ✨☕

[luvuomi]

ooo i should start investing in some caffeinated chocolates :o

kazuha: love, please don’t .. you don’t know how to restrain yourself

sethos: if i find out you ordered a box of those things i’m going to hide them

[zenjestrr]

coffee + merengue at 1.25x speed on repeat = secret sauce to finish some shit you were supposed to complete days ago but you procrastinated HARD so now you have to pull an all-nighter to meet the deadline

[konstantya]

Day 2/3 down.

[anxiousdelinquent]

Oh! Yeah no I have real severe ADHD that I can't take meds for, and also have chronic Fatigue from disabilities, so you hit the nail on the head there. Fhhdhdhd You're probably the first person I've seen that drinks as much coffee as me lmao, I have periods on and off where i'll drink like 13 a day everyday, I try really hard to hold myself back now and try and keep it at like 4 or 5, though I often fail and drink more on shitty weeks. But I've always been under the impression it was bad for you no matter what like smoking was, thats sure how everyone talks about it lmao fhdhejrh

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

[notanotherblorbo]

The problem with having friends is that I want to hang out all the time and do things for 1 million years but I am also. Tired. And having a job. And having a family that has a bunch of shit going on all the times.