#Im Romeo and oatmilk is my Juliet
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Shout out to oats for being the best replacement to cows. Literally they win in most things but beef. I do not imagine oat burgers would taste very good.
#if anyone’s noticing the amount of talking I’m doing today it’s bc I drank coffee#extra caffeinated coffee#which means all is currently very very good in the world and I have no stress and much talking to do#coffee is literally more effective than my anxiety medication#crap needed to email doctor about that#brb life#oh also I am trying to be dairy free or I’d let the cows win#it’s really funny that I can’t consume dairy bc my family extended editions have dairy cows#me and milk are a Romeo Juliet situation#is cow milk is Rosalind#Im Romeo and oatmilk is my Juliet#sorry I am unhinged today I need to go lie down
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