#expose satan

[myremnantarmy]

"𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭..."

[reality-detective]

Satanic Rituals performed at all levels of government 🤔

[jazeswhbhaven]

See this is what happens when we don't have proper background lore for all the kings, because who else is Satan fucking? I want a list 👀

Watch it be like there's fifty of them scattered around Gehenna alone and the rest are in other parts of Hell that he neglected since MC came around so universally they secretly wish for their downfall because the attention isn't on them anymore.

MC gotta fight Satan's evil mistresses.

the wife is Levi, I don't make the rules. he said, well Imma fuck them too since Satan wants to cheat on me. the reason the other mistresses aren't bothered is because they aren't a descendant of Solomon. (this now the messy drama for my cxc ship)

[devildomwriter]

“He’s just really tired and sleeping it off.”

“Lucifer wouldn’t sleep in front of us like this. It leaves him too exposed.

— MC and Satan (Chapter 37-1)

[lyrichi]

random ass scenario time!!!!!!!!!!! 1!1!1!!!1!1!

okay so. I know the majority of us losers are socially awkward... not me protecting onto y'all

ANYWAY what if when mc first came down to the devildom they were like super quiet and standoffish

so instead of trying to do whatever happens in the cannon and getting mammon's pact within 48 hours of knowing hell existed, they just kind of existed with their arms folded up to their chest & a deer in headlights look

introvert CENTRAL

kind of inserting myself like a dweeb here but like, that combined w being zoned out and getting teary eyed every half an hour or so

"hey, are you alright?"

"Huh- Oh oh, yeah yeah yeah I'm good.." (don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry--)

me fr fr

what about like...

mc sitting at the table for the fist dinner eating very slowly and w small bites even tho they're not hungry but they don't wanna be rude

OH THEN THEN

mc gets comfortable and completely switches up (gets adopted by all the extroverts)

imagine the bros hearing mc swear for the first time

"bitch I fucking swear-"

"WOAH--"

dhehehehe

freak ass introvert mc getting comfortable w the bros and/or the other chrs is my favorite thing

just like

HoL gc: they were talking about new emojis

belphie: 🫃

mc: you in 9 months

mammon: 😨

asmo: woah

yeah idfk this is very self indulgent

[nerdy-talks]

Lucifer?!?! Excuse me, sir!!!

Forget about that book and bury those fingers deep inside of me while I finish undressing you. Right now, please! 🤤🥵

Satan looks so wholesome and excited to read books with/to us. He's so precious 🥹

[ankiebitez]

random ass thought i had but with all the random shit thats apart of the regular story in obey me i hc that some of the random stories and stuff youll hear involving like the devil/a demon/an angel, etc. are things that actually happened with the characters in om out of context

(for example think back to that one post i made a while ago talking about the bible story where lucifer becomes a snake that tempts eve to eat the forbidden fruit and god punishes snakes by not letting them have legs anymore, random as fuck)

and now im going down a rabbit hole of different old songs that are similar with having a story with religious type stuff bc i was listening to 'magic man' by heart and it describes a man with a magic touch and blue eyes that look right through someone and i started thinking about satan

so now im just thinking about all the songs that could fit this hc.

imagine in obey me lucifer just has some beef with some random ass human guy from georgia that he lost a fiddling competition to like 3,000 years ago bc of that song 'the devil went down to georgia' by charlie daniels

[placehcld]

The Visitor's story ( & his behavior) / but also just Jovie's Antiques store are quite inspired by Needful Things . . . Yes, I know I'm A NERD LEAVE ME. But mostly in the aspect of the people roped into games paying with something else than money, booo — so spooky, isn't it? But also just gambling on useless things because in death, everything's useless right? So anything that they might "win" just turns useless at the end. Or maybe not? Or maybe it doesn't matter. Also that he's lowkey Satan. Highkey, actually.

[palestrangermoon]

Your kneecaps. Hand them over.

[awesomecooperlove]

MOST PEOPLE LOOK BUT CANNOT SEE… WHAT DO YOU SEE?

🤔🤔🤔

[khruschevshoe]

Y'ALL THERE IS A DANANDPHILCRAFTS VIDEO IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024 HOLY FUCKING SHIT-

[reality-detective]

The Statue of Liberty is not what we were told it was representing 🤔

[gameraboy2]

Satan’s Music Exposed by Salem Kirban, 1981

[muscleboylover]

My phone number is +13653365956

My Snapchat is jackfrost786

My Instagram is Saggyfaggi

This is a fucking FAGGOT loser that must be destroyd and ruind by straight dominant muscular alpha masters 👹👹👹 call him and tell him that you will destroy HIM!@!

[dosesofcommonsense]

If only these #wef videos were circulated more. These are the people who want to control every aspect of your life.

WTH is this shit?

[meme-loving-stuck]

i remember being brought up christian like, almost concerned that i never felt a connection to any of the shit they were talkin about,

and when i was younger i was like "oh no! am i bad for not feeling connected to god?? is it bad i feel like my dead mom doesnt talk to me or watch over me?? am i horrible for pretending?????"

but turns out i just had Autism Powers that made me immune to it and i was able to completely sever myself from the idea of being Christian at the ripe old age of like 13. and it was such a HUGE comfort to see that there were all these other beliefs and spiritual sort of things that other people chose to believe in and didnt necessarily treat their beliefs as COLD HARD UNDENIABLE FACT the way christians treat the existence of god & heaven & hell

like now that i am older i know i was in fact traumatized by the culturally catholic beliefs my family held & forced on us all, but i am really immensely grateful that my child self looked at all the other aspects of christianity that would horrify most other children into behaving/conforming, and basically just went, "okay, source?"

and that was the end of that