#explain me like i am five
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once-more-with-anxiety · 2 months ago
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wife-beam · 1 year ago
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a lot of people act like sqq’s main character trait is obliviousness and i could not disagree more
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nonas-third-tantrum · 1 year ago
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i’m reading the traitor baru cormorant and the best way i can describe the experience is that it’s like if gideon the ninth was told from harrow’s pov. i do not know what’s happening. i need an unreliable jock narrator to gloss over all the political machinations and tell me how hot (or not) everyone is
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unopenablebox · 16 days ago
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what do we think is the most low effort "observance" of "passover" i could do
#i'm so tired man. we still don't know if 🌸 has a job or not. also everything else is happening#and our local grocery store only just started stocking challah again after weeks of just not carrying it so tbh im not even really feeling#any serious abstention from chametz. though i suppose i rarely am.#anyway right now i'm at ''make vegan matzo ball soup for 🌸 and i and then do the most abbreviated two-people-one-jew seder possible''#but that might be..... TOO sad?????#i know like one jew well and he's busy flying back and forth across the country for his wife's job#and everyone else i know is thru union work meaning theyre attending a Leftist Seder which will have Themes#and involve some kind of nightmarish power struggle between the hanukkah-only jews who want to bring mac and cheese to the seder#and the two conservative or orthodox jews who will consider a potluck with food prepared in a non-kosher kitchen to be an act of#anti-semitic aggression.#and in fairness to them. absolutely none of it will have been prepared in a kosher kitchen. but they do also feel this way about music.#and this would all be bad enough but then i will also have to hear about the Themes from the least subtle least fun least interesting#haggadah ever poorly assembled by a group of really sincere people i like and also can't stand.#box opener#as always i hate a stirring slogan. i hate to listen to someone else explaining a cause i already agree with to me#i want a tight five on specific actionable plans to improve community efforts to protect protestors on visas#and then i want us to leek battle recite some shit and eat.
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corallapis · 1 year ago
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i always forget exactly how crazy this scene is.
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ikjun · 3 months ago
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yunho and changmin as well as seulgi and irene are never gonna leave fuckass sm entertainment and for what. for me to suffer.
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uncanny-tranny · 2 years ago
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You're allowed to be proud of yourself for achieving things that are not seen as achievements or are seen as "just the norm."
Sometimes, the achievement is reaching where others have always been, and it isn't about being normal, but about the things you have done to achieve a goal. You can celebrate and be proud no matter how "small" a feat it is
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minivirgo · 5 months ago
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i think i'm just fundamentally evil and broken ?
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ronsenburg · 8 months ago
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love the little notes I leave for myself on my wips:
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akechis-special-case · 4 months ago
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Lately that one F/O has me acting up so bad that I wonder how serious I take it. I want to wait and see before making hasty statements but given what he makes me do... I wonder how serious I am truly about this one.
Ramble in tags to see what I mean I guess.
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itspileofgoodthings · 1 year ago
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I have confirmation that at least 5 of my teenage boys are actually reading Pride and Prejudice. Which I means I can set down the battle I’m always having in my own mind :)))) Austen wins again :)))))
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damnbluewires · 8 months ago
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is it also painful for some of you to be a phanny with no phanny friends? like i see people online lose the same braincells i did over some tedious, minute and toothrottingly domestic detail, and then go back to my friend group like 'hey hows it going man?'
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artaelyn · 1 year ago
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Wooowwwwww. Yeah I had too much fun drawing this
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queenerdloser · 1 month ago
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my coworkers: so what're you watching these days? anything to recommend?
me, sweating: well uh. i've actually been really into this. procedural mystery series from the 70s.
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lunarmourning · 10 months ago
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it's so funny when someone lies about you because people will be mean about what they heard and it's just like okay well that's not true but whatever .think what you wanna think bro
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zprite-x · 10 months ago
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I don’t like that I’m collecting a list of robots/ai that hate their creator
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