#exceptional tree

[not-rab]

*during a prank*

James: What do you think Sirius will do for a distraction?

Remus: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*classroom explodes and several students start screaming*

Remus: ... Or he could do that

[n0anix]

they're so found family your honor

[suja-janee]

(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend

[jasminetwil]

Happy Lunar New Year, fellow goblins!

Today (29th January) officially marks the first day in accordance with the lunar calendar. This year belongs to the Wood Snake! 🪵🌳🐍💖

Those born under this slithery zodiac sign are said to very enigmatic and intuitive. Private and reserved, Snakes tend to act according to their own judgements. They are also very determined to accomplish their goals and dislike failure.

Wood Snakes in particular are charming, intelligent and creative, with a refined taste. However they may also be overly secretive, cunning and sometimes ruthless.

My Wood Snake is inspired by the colours of the Rainbow Eucalyptus (Eucalyptus deglupta) and the bark pattern of the Chinese Elm (Ulmus parvifolia). It also has Ganoderma lingzhi fungi growing from its body. This particular fungus is known as the mushroom of immortality and is revered in traditional Chinese medicine.

Wishing all of us the very best year to come, and may the Wood Snake bring us lots of happiness and positive changes. 💖

[i-just-like-crk]

Let us scream into the void for our batshit insane jester into the void together-

What do you think about Shadow Milk Cookie who once had a lover during his days as a cookie free from corruption, and when that day comes where he wreaks havoc onto Earthbread, his lover stood against him and lives freely during his imprisonment.

To see their fragments in the present, whether it's their name or their achievement as one of the cookies who went against a beast... Or to know how they're known as a cookie who loves a beast until their end.

(can I be 🍡 anon?)

Shadow Milk Cookie does not take your betrayal well.

Not agreeing with his philosophies is one thing, but acting out against him— helping those wretched witches seal him away— he won’t forget it. He stews in his rage, replays the moments of your treachery over and over again. He doesn’t blame you, he blames the witches. Those cowardly, despicable, rotten farces of gods. You are incredibly misguided by them, that’s all it is. You just need a little shove in the right direction, and once he escapes, he’ll happily provide that.

While Shadow Milk Cookie does not think you are at fault, he does believe that your actions warrant some sort of punishment. He pours himself over this during his imprisonment; ways to get back at you, make you suffer a little before he feels you’ve earned his forgiveness. Nothing he thinks of ever feels severe enough, there is nothing you could possibly do to mend his broken heart. (Perhaps if you stay by his side; spend the rest of eternity repenting and groveling, proving your loyalty and remorse, never estranging yourself from him again… maybe then, he’ll consider taking pity on you.)

After he breaks free from imprisonment, he’s all smiles and theatrics. Naturally, it’s a deceptive cover. Beneath his conniving grin is a deep-seated resentment. He tears the silver tree asunder with a manic smile and a burning desire for revenge. There are many things he intends to reclaim:

First of all, the other half of his soul jam.

He’ll run circles around that false little hero— as he finds that Pure Vanilla is surprisingly susceptible to corruption. It’s an excellent warm-up after laying dormant for so long, and Shadow Milk Cookie intends on enjoying every second of that thief’s descent into madness.

Then, once that’s out of the way, he’ll come for his silly, misguided, deceitful little lover next.

[vamprisms]

i love hearing about a native species being reintroduced to an environment like. haha yes bring the boys out

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage - The World Within

[homelanderbutbig]

Me scaling extra large Homie to give him a kiss.

If you launched yourself on top of Homelander to climb up for a smooch... the poor big baby. 😭 He might act all tough but he'd be so scared that you'd fall down and hurt yourself, and at the same time he'd refuse to move because he can't disobey your instructions.

At least when you do kiss him he'd melt and then all is right in the world. =w=

[toobusybeingdelulu]

Sometimes i sit and think about how Steve could have NOT handled billy and max as a duo, LIKE… NEVER.

This simply because of the fact that the only time he tried to manage them SEPARATELY he was almost killed by both of them THE SAME NIGHT: once while being beaten to a pulp by Billy and literally a few moments later he almost became victim of a car crash because of Max’s dubious driving skills.

Now imagine the Cali siblings both alive in s4???? And Steve having to be in charge of both of them?? He would have literally gone insane I fear.

[dizzyorb]

”Legolas wouldn’t smoke pipe weed with everyone else!!”

you’re right, only the finest cocaine for the elves of Mirkwood

[percexe]

dream team

[narliee]

every episode of one tree hill season 3 episode 18 - "when it isn't like it should be"

[bookwyrminspiration]

"we call these trees the Pures because their leaves filter the air" all trees filter the air dipshit it came free with its fucking being a tree

[lotusishere]

I can’t hide the truth much longer. I, Lotus, actually believe that Fitz is kinda funny. He’s not funny in the aspect of haha. He’s funny in the aspect that his side comments, rage rants and comebacks are so diabolical all I can do is laugh.

“Like how you knew about your mom?”

“Maybe don’t run away with the enemy next time.”

“And they’re eating it up-“

My favorites HAVE to be in flashback when Fitz was to seconds from committing mass murder because his mom and dad want to play house with Alvar. I would have been pissed too. Ain’t no way you’re gonna have a terrorist in my house. And what’s even crazier is that they looked at Fitz as if he was crazy for being upset. Ngl I was disappointed in Sophie for a bit when she was like “welllllll Alvar has memory loss-“ because if I was Fitz and I heard that I would have dragged her too. I wouldn’t have given TWO flying shits if he had no memories or not. He’s a terrorist and it’s told MANY TIMES that the right trigger can bring people back. I would not want to live with him in MY home. HELL NO. I’ll try to sleep and he’ll be in front of my bed. I would have jumped him a long time ago and I’m TIRED of people stopping Fitz.

“But pookie wookie bookie bear!!! You can’t hurt Alvar!!!! You’ll end up just like him!!!”

“*snaps fingers* fitzy Pooh please! Look at me 🥺 this isn’t you. If-if-if you do this… you’ll be no better than Neverseen.”

Personally he’s better than me cuz I would have been like “then slap butter on me and call me a biscuit because I don’t give two FUC-“

[mehrere-mehlwuermer]

Callum of @bearsintreesofficial :DD

[filo-academia]

if i had a nickel for every time a lesbian character has placed her devotion on a religious female figure from their religion only for that devotion to be challenged by their love for another lesbian, i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice