#see me dragging Alvar’s body to the wandering trees myself

[lotusishere]

I can’t hide the truth much longer. I, Lotus, actually believe that Fitz is kinda funny. He’s not funny in the aspect of haha. He’s funny in the aspect that his side comments, rage rants and comebacks are so diabolical all I can do is laugh.

“Like how you knew about your mom?”

“Maybe don’t run away with the enemy next time.”

“And they’re eating it up-“

My favorites HAVE to be in flashback when Fitz was to seconds from committing mass murder because his mom and dad want to play house with Alvar. I would have been pissed too. Ain’t no way you’re gonna have a terrorist in my house. And what’s even crazier is that they looked at Fitz as if he was crazy for being upset. Ngl I was disappointed in Sophie for a bit when she was like “welllllll Alvar has memory loss-“ because if I was Fitz and I heard that I would have dragged her too. I wouldn’t have given TWO flying shits if he had no memories or not. He’s a terrorist and it’s told MANY TIMES that the right trigger can bring people back. I would not want to live with him in MY home. HELL NO. I’ll try to sleep and he’ll be in front of my bed. I would have jumped him a long time ago and I’m TIRED of people stopping Fitz.

“But pookie wookie bookie bear!!! You can’t hurt Alvar!!!! You’ll end up just like him!!!”

“*snaps fingers* fitzy Pooh please! Look at me 🥺 this isn’t you. If-if-if you do this… you’ll be no better than Neverseen.”

Personally he’s better than me cuz I would have been like “then slap butter on me and call me a biscuit because I don’t give two FUC-“