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deimosatellite · 10 months ago

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#when we thought the atla MIGHT be ok after opla but it turns out opla is just an exception #HS9D8FUIPJLK #annie rambles #opla #one piece #avatar the last airbender #ive heard mixed reviews about the atla live action but the consensus feels like the writers werent in tune with the source enough #where opla it really feels like the writers understand op at its core so thus were able to transform it #but maybe thats just me #80U9DSFPOJKL #i have so many thoughts on how much i liked opla i should make a separate post but like. for one not disrespecting source by #saying that the new take is ''more for adults" or whatever / all that nonsense #and again just respecting source material feels like a major difference here

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corviiids · 3 months ago

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i think L should've tried harder to piss light off. provoking light into slipping up would not only be hilarious i also think it would be extremely easy and effective. not saying you could get light to actually confess this way, but he would definitely make more dumb mistakes if, for example, L kept interrupting their homoerotic brain chess matches to insist that kira is actually matsuda because the butts match

#death note #rookposting #more ideas:#light tweets his detailed and reasoned thoughts on politics and law on his 122 follower twitter account #L uses his 1.4M follower acc to quote tweet him constantly with the word 'wrong' in all lowercase #L makes light watch detective pikachu and keeps going 'you should take notes light-kun i think you could learn a lot from that hamster'#(this one's anachronistic but it works on two levels because light is also irate that L is calling pikachu a hamster)#L keeps 'forgetting' light's name #L listens to light making an argument and stares at him for 0.4 seconds and then turns around like he never spoke #the taskforce gets a dog and L names the dog light. light (person) is now light 2 #L keeps countering light's arguments with blatantly nonsensical rebuttals but interrupts him every time light tries to argue back #see L wouldn't do any of this because L is more concerned with playing their gayass game than he is with winning #but if for example L wanted to win instead of lose he should listen to my ideas about offering everyone a cup of coffee except light #because light should really take it easy on the caffeine it's starting to affect his complexion

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bee-ina-boat · 2 months ago

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I have a vision

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

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finnsfunworld · 5 months ago

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people... people DO understand that the hargreeves are not all the same age... right?

#did everyone just ignore season 2-#“theyre all the same age except five and ben” no the FUCK they are not :)#anyways viktors the youngest and therefore everyone gangs up on him #technically bens the youngest #but thats not the point since klaus is the only one who has consistent contact with him #anyways klaus using his older sibling privileges and five coming along and squashing most of them send post #finns fun nonsense #the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

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neathyingenue · 11 months ago

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if you have a fallen london oc, i want you to know they are canon to me. are they in a situationship with a master? are they building a railroad? are they the poet laureate at the palace? do they have a bone market stall or an orphanage? literally whatever it is, it's real to me and it populates my version of fallen london as well

#my first week back after hiatus and i'm just blown away again at everyone's talent and creativity #you guys are all exceptional friends to me #stuff and nonsense #fallen london

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peliginspeaks · 2 days ago

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I have a 2 hour wait at an airport so of course I'm going to spend it thinking about Flondon

#there's just something about the airport #I think it would kill a flpc honestly. there's so much Process to it and it's so big #however the complexity and amount of red tape does sort of scream flondon in a weird specific way #am now imagining all of our characters in a line for TSA #Hallowrove has enough trouble with just the GHR already #can't imagine what nonsense she'd have to endure to check a harpoon gun #nevermind trying to fly with Sneeve #it's like a crying baby on a plane except it also skitters and bites #he's well behaved generally but he does like to explore #and the other passengers might not like that

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necrotic-nephilim · 5 months ago

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If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???

i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3

Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.

Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.

And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.

#necrotic answerings #batcest #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #fandom tag #anyway the fandom is i guess mean to all of them #but like it's deserving.#everytime i meet a tim anti i'm like you're SO right. he's the worst. pls hate his ass more.#same with bruce. like never met a bruce anti who didn't have endless receipts for hating his ass.#(except for those using the shallow 'he's a billionaire beating up the mentally ill' argument which. i ignore)#(bc why are you. consuming superhero content if you just don't like or understand the genre. it's lazy pseudointellectual nonsense.)#and i don't think ppl are truly mean to dick. i think they just don't understand him.#which extends to the entire batfamily bc well. the state of the fandom and all.#like “everyone else is wrong about them” isn't in a “no one gets them but me” way #(except about tim truly no one gets him but me /j)#it's in a “oh y'all just want to fit them into neat boxes don't you” way #one more person call dick grayson “eldest daughter core” and i'm going to your house and eating the stuffing out all of your pillows.#first of all can we stop calling male characters “female coded” in any way please #women exist in comics too.#second of all it's just not true? and it's not the complex he has with bruce nor his “siblings” if you wish to call them that #and then bruce. where do you even start.#you dare say you think it's in character for bruce to hit his kids and *SOCIETY. society goes wild.*#like ofc it has to be in specific contexts. he's not just swinging.#and sometimes it *is* written very OOC bc bruce is written as a machismo self insert i give you that #but yeah a soldier who views his children as soldiers and has zero healthy emotional regulation or communication skills #is gonna sometimes swing in his worst moments. it is just how the superhero genre works everyone is gonna fist fight to solve problems.#why are you reading comics about ppl who hit other ppl for a living if you don't like it when they hit ppl.#also random hot take about dick's characterization #the young justice tv show did incredible damage to ppl's perception of him and i dislike the take it's the best adaptation of him

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hanzajesthanza · 3 months ago

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(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

#EDIT: see replies and asks right after this - hitting the side of the neck means drunk :D #i think the 'gesture' here must have been tilting your head back and lifting your hand to your lips mimicking throwing back a shot #but i don't know because nothing more is described in the writeup of the interview anyways #official translation of above texts: 'the boys sent me to the village to fetch some blood' 'i flew under the influence'#if those ring more bells #the witcher books #c: regis #because i wish to eat a third donut #interviews #andrzej sapkowski #this is why the regis enjoyment does not really extend to other vampires for me. well except wwdits vampires #i guess my rule is that: 'they have to be funny'#the thing is... yes regis can disappear into thin air and turn into a bat and bewitch with a gaze #but... his struggle... is mundane :p #he's... very normal. he sleeps in a bedroll and eats breakfast just with everyone else... idk regis with porridge is so funny to me #fantasy genre: so what is your idea for vampires? unholy demons? walking corpses? humanity in crisis of undeath? sexy aristocrats????#sapkowski: Alcoholism.#i will say though SOOOOO refreshing to have a vampire that's around humans and not struggling with the urge to 'feed' on them jfc #regis' urge to drink not being some inhuman clawing or some lustful thirst nonsense #but the desire to have a drink that comes from being socially awkward at a party...#and of course later... the kind of desire to have a drink that comes from when your life and everything in it has gone to shit #'... all fears linked to my vampiric nature are groundless. I won’t attack anybody...#... nor will I creep around at night trying to sink my teeth into somebody’s neck.'#that milva and cahir (and likely also dandelion though he wouldn't admit to it in writing) checked their necks when they woke up LOL !#one for my fellow geregis enjoyers:#regis: don't worry i wont press my lips to your neck | dandelion milva cahir: wheeewww! | geralt: ... aw :T

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designernishiki · 1 year ago

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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions #and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety #but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake #AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior #is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out #of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and #maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about #it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words #I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him #and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can #trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me #it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways #at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison #and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane #mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed #patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused #all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona #(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage #does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head #kazumaji #majima #kiryu #yakuza #kiwami 1 #yk1 #rambling

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muchmossymess · 1 month ago

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give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids

#im talking ed al winry paninya mei lan fan ling (+ greed v2 honorary dumbass child on account of being 6 months old and lings bestie)#im literally just bored right now but also if i like them enough im putting them in my modern au fic #bc im like “these guys NEED to play minecraft”#al and mei having a cottagecore base that you think is just a cutesy building #but theyve dug out a million blocks and there is a shit ton of minecraft breaking nonsense down there #lan fan is NOT a pvp master like youd except but she IS a hardcore girlie and she grinds for hours for the best gear #paninya has minor griefing tendencies and shes the reason ppl build elaborate vaults #winry is a redstone genius but she often doesnt use this for good #(god forbid she teaches paninya tnt cannons)#ed does a lot of modding but mostly just to adjust his hitbox and make himself taller than everyone #ling loves parkour (finally he can jump out of windows without breaking his legs!) and you can usually find him on hypixel ect #if not hes off advancement hunting and dragging along whoevers online #greed goes mining for hours. just like a straight tunnel. he steals lan fans shulker boxes so he can go mining for longer #he wants stacks and stacks of e v e r y t h i n g and winry tries to make a self sorting storage room for him but he fills it too fast #all of them are varying degrees of builder as well but al and lan fan are the only ones actually good at it #fuck whoops my hand slipped i didnt mean to make headcanons #STILL TAG YOURS i would love to read them even if they are the exact opposite of mine #fmab #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #edward elric #winry rockbell #paninya #alphonse elric #lan fan #ling yao #greed the avaricious #greedling #headcanons #moss' madness

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are-they-plural · 3 months ago

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Reason: With the power of the Chaos emeralds, Sonic can take on a new version of himself, who is sometimes portrayed as having his own personality (e.g. the Fleetway comics). Described in the movies as being "no longer the Sonic [his friends] once knew". Extra/headcanons: Most people who headcanon this interpret Super Sonic and Dark Sonic as alters.

#are they plural #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #plural headcanons #system headcanon #mod commentary: this is another one i see as a singlet with cptsd just because All The Shit happened after his identity would develop #(e.g. implied torture; bodily mutilation; years of life-threatening nonsense)#however i will very rarely say 'i can't see it' to a plural headcanon and this is no exception. i <3 projecting

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yugonostalgia2019 · 7 months ago

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i’m going to blow you up if you keep hating on ward

Lol, maybe Ward should've been good then

#instead of making it bad #wildbow should've just made ward good #real talk though ward is like the worst prose i've read in my entire life #okay that's an exaggeration #but reading ward literally gives me a headache on top of all the bigotry and nonsensical 'plots'#the writing is the worst thing i've read in the last two years #someone could write a thesis on how horrible it is on so many levels #except chris chris elman is great <3

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ruuinxs · 1 year ago

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i see a lot to everyone talking about “oh kusuke is so bad but i love him” no buts. you can love him because he’s bad. you can love him SOLELY because he’s a menace. he’s wonderful. he’s babygirl. he’s a prick. he’s wife. he’s perfect. he’s ugly. he’s pretty. i adore him

#it’s all fiction anyway #love who you love #except it’s about fictional bbgs #kusuke saiki #saiki kuusuke #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki k nonsense #tdlosk

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helyiios · 8 months ago

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team hunt is my favourite found family and they’re all united by their tendency of being massive cunts💛

#mission impossible #no redeeming qualities except maybe ethan who’s quite the sweetheart #mostly they’re all really annoying but like 💛annoying💛#oh except jane too. she’s a no nonsense woman and i respect that

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starrspice · 1 year ago

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I usually draw Y/N's to avoid making self ship art cuz i always feel like im doing something scandalous

Like I'll be teased and mocked for it

But damn is Help Wanted 2 making it really hard

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