#except hold the baby

[euthymiya]

Some people have velcro babies but I think I’d be a velcro mom

[aroaceleovaldez]

underappreciated Nico detail that I like - he seems to be an angry crier! very frequently he's angry when he cries and he cries when he's extremely angry. very AuDHD of him. emotional regulation sucks my guy and he's just going through it.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 86

Let it be said that someone breaking into Arkham Asylum was not something anyone was expecting. And let it be said that if one was to ever try it, they all- guards, residents, and doctors alike- would think they would be breaking in to break someone out. 

They are not in fact, expecting a child to be running through the halls giggling with everyone failing in catching him. Someone catch the child before he gets hurt or somehow makes it to the isolation ward! The joker is in there!

Danny is honestly having fun. Ms. Arkham- Gotham’s own Gatekeeper and daughter- is really fun! Sure he’d rather she not view the people within her walls as dolls and playthings, but he supposes she’s not exactly harming anyone. And honestly she could hold on tighter to a few of them to prevent them from escaping in his opinion. 

But he’s here to spend time with his new ghostly Aunt, not judge her, so he’s going to get the whole tour! Secret tunnels you say? Oh, a graveyard, inside your walls? That’s amazing! Isolation ward? Ah, where the naughty dolls go, makes sense! 

Well of course he wants to see it, lead the way! 

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

[amazinglyegg]

Love how loyal companions are to you. I tell Danse to "stay there" while I scout out a building and come back to find him being pummelled by 20 supermutants and not moving a muscle. I ask Nick to help me with a terminal and he sprints in from across the building. I once forgot X6 in a coffee shop because I asked him to sit down with me and forgot to tell him to stand back up.

[introspectivememories]

it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *carrying groceries home in both arms*

Angel: *reaches out hand to help*

Husk: *switches bags to one hand and holds Angel’s hand in the other*

Angel: That's not what I- okay.

[markscherz]

My 16-month-old son *insists* on flipping through an Indonesian amphibian fieldguide every evening. I think I have peaked as a parent 🥲

[naffeclipse]

Just imagine, orca eclipse find two baby orcas (Sun and moon), and he just decided to adopt them and bring them to y/n.

Eclipse: Happy day, we are parents now. Our babies :)

That's in character for him—Eclipse would be very concerned about abandoned siren young and immediately tend to them, protecting them from predators and feeding them. Once he confirms their parents are gone or dead, he would graft them into his family unit.

Baby orca sirens are incredibly adorable, so as much as you might be shocked by Eclipse becoming a sudden father (you are also a parent now, he just hasn't told you yet), the little chirping babes are very compelling. It would also show you a side of Eclipse you never imagined before... and it's very sweet.

[fosermi]

Been pretty hard at work for my summer program but my brain has never ceased its work on thinking about them <3

have a baby aries and arrow page!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

[httpiastri]

hands, crashes, neck, last race together, even more hands, swedish lessons??, haNDS!!!!

[jonathanbyersphd]

Love Nancy in s4 like "Yea Jonathan's a mumbly idiot but he's MY mumbly idiot. Also you'll never be as good as him."

[emerald-oceans]

I wanna adopt a baby Bill so bad

[demonwebs]

he's so tradwife coded guys sorry

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know this little throwaway gag is so bizarre to me and I know this game is a bit very different to 2 and 3 but look at Matt's reaction when Jack raids the place in 3:

You'd argue he's simply stopping Jack bc he hates this guy and he also hates this job which Could Be True but i highly doubt bc overall despite his virginity and overall cursed vibe, Matt seems to be a good employee, by all means (I mean, Peter literally gave him a vacation instead of firing him in 2, so that says a lot).

Plus, Dave hates this guy as much as he hates him! He literally always calls him creepy and, AND!

This is the only footage you get of the prize corner in 2. Which is also the first game to show Matt and Dave's disdain for one another, Dave being likely more scared of Matt than Matt will ever be of him.

Which is all very curious. 2 does set a drastic change for Matt too with him going from being just strange to outright creepy, so was the old pizza place closing something that actually affected him or was he consistently that creepy all along? And if the later, did he just start hating Dave after that or did they always have beef and they simply had some sort of arrangement (or even higher word from Steven who tended to let Dave do whatever he wanted in general) that let him do so?