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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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the boys are back 🖤 (the shitposts never left, though)
#i feel like iii has been the main character of the aus tour thus far but our darling ivy has been on his... Behavior#iv AND ii are very pretty. pretty boys who could absolutely kick my fucking ass. positively rock my shit#all photos are from st's official pages except for the two of vessel they are from james gough and high voltage ph. respectively#lots of black and white in this one oooooo boy. iii looks so ominous in black and white i love him#i've been waiting to make this until i had a few more photos to work with bc i take my Time in selecting the photos i use for each post#i'm way too picky for these silly shitposts but i make them with my heart and soul so i hope you enjoy them gang#sleep token#sleep token memes#worshitposting#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#em's worshitposting
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man... i was going through my 15 year old deviantart account and i actually really really miss that site. like tumblr is fun and insta is.. insta... but i dont think since then there's been such an art-focused community with so many people talking to each other and commenting on each others work quite like deviantart
(ofc massive disclaimer that i probably have some rose-tinted vision and the site was full of creeps and pedos... so if we could just have the good parts of it back LMAO)
#i was obsessed with it as a teen and definitely posted some risky stuff that adult me would be like do NOT SHARE THAT ON THE INTERNET#but also it was so nice to have a selection of online art friends#it felt like a proper community which i didnt have irl#nowadays posting art online feels more.. idk? like ur presenting something to an algorithm to make the number go up#i dont care about engagement nearly as much as i used to but its hard not to get pulled in when every fuckin site is like this#deviantart felt more intimate and like youre sharing your art with friends and talking about it#..except there's that one friend who REALLY wants you to draw some feet#s text#anyway a few of you guys still follow me from the deviantart days and just let it be known i remember u and love u and hope life is good <3
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I’ve just realised that homophobic people don’t get to ship Skulker/Technus and that just really upsets me
#Sorry for stealing your post idea beloved mutual Schnuffel#Anyway man poor Mr. Yugioh would bleed from the eyeballs if they had to remember gay people exist#Nobody except for a select few people know who 'mr yugioh' is and its a Long Story
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listen i know aj being hot and fesity and benny trying to join in is good and great but do you know the comedy of kuch and matthew spinning into a frame with a hug? i didnt know we tuned into ice dancing
im sorry i can't take this scrum seriously WHAT ARE MATTHEW AND KUCH DOING
tampa bay lightning @ florida panthers | 9.30.24
bonus aj being hot! do not be distracted by the fuckery matthew and kuch are committing (be distracted by it! but also hot man!)
#aj greer#sam bennett#matthew tkachuk#nikita kucherov#tampa bay lightning#florida panthers#2425#preseason#i love the sunshine state showdown when its lowstakes like this#i can giggle about it without getting too mad#maffhew “one of my favourite guys to watch right is kucherov” tkachuk#once again the only reason maffhew was so calm about being handled is because it was kuch#not to reuse the horse metaphor thats been beaten to the ground but he is but the rowdy mare that lets no one near her#except a select few who can “woahhh girl easy sweetie easy youre okay im not gonna hurt you” her to a mild temperament#also lilleberg did drop his gloves so i have no idea why refs stopped this fight#let them fight dammit! cowards!#matthew wouldve been in the middle of that scrum had kuch not held him lovingly in his arms always remember that#aj you are so hot man so hot#feisty brunette man that enjoys reading and really wants to be here your ig pic has changed from the pantrs 10 to your headshot like oughhh#sorry back to maffhew and kuch#i dont think ive seen matthew this docile in a scrum in such a long time#he can be rehabilitated
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#in today's drama: the norwegian cycling federation is so broke they can't afford to send a team to euros#so they've cut a deal with uno-x to fund the national team at that race#great right?#except the roster that came out a few days ago is ENTIRELY uno-x riders and the ds will seemingly also be from uno-x#and the thing is uno-x has been super open about doing this bc they want the uci points for their wt bid next year#and the alternative is seemingly that norway just doesn't send a team which is obviously not great#but um. a few conflict of interest bells are ringing here. just a few.#and like euros this year will probably be a sprint so kristoff is their best option anyway#but imagine being hagenes or foss and getting selected (though they weren't) for euros to represent your country#only to find out that you're basically riding for a trade team disguising itself as a national team
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i ended up keeping caleb as sasha cause youll never guess who's the NotThem
#context for non-tma fans:#the notthem is basically a creature that takes over innocent peoples bodies#which kills them instantly#and also changes that person entirely. i mean entirely as in#changing their appearance and voice to be different#and changing that appearance and voice to be seen in all photos and voice recordings and such#as well as in peoples own brains#so that its impossible to tell that they changed.#except for in a few select people's eyes who are able to tell/remember that the person taken by the#notthem is Not The Person From Before#the scene i drew here is of the main character jonathan (now felicia) being backed into a corner#by the notthem after realizing that sasha (caleb) is actually taken by the notthem (clown) and is dead#YAY#xeyartz#taocc#doodles
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One…
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…four 7-star raids beaten in one day (in the span of under an hour and a half. I’m not actually sure when I started the Incineroar raid in Scarlet but it was after six o’clock and it was half past seven when I finished the Serperior raid in Violet) which is pretty impressive given there are two games and only one raid event going on (I was not mentally well when the Incineroar raids were active. I’d like to think that’s as good an excuse as doing the Dondozo raids late because I was on holiday)
#incineroar#…the Unrivaled!#serperior#…also the Unrivaled!#pokémon scarlet#pokémon violet#pokémon#clefairy#delphox#yep it’s a jumbo raid update post#I doubt anyone was wondering why I didn’t bring up the Incineroar raids after they ended but it’s bc I was planning on doing them later#all of these I beat on the first try today except the Incineroar raids in Violet#but that’s because I was selected as the one to get taunted the first two times so I had to restart#(both times I had the exact same lineup of teammates (Mudsdale Weavile and Toxapex from left to right) in the exact same places#turns out the Incineroar raids are a lot easier when you take advantage of Incineroar’s Defense buffs with Psych Up#it’s not even that difficult to make the TM#I was planning on doing the Incineroar raids in Violet before doing the Serperior raids in Scarlet#but I didn’t want to keep swapping the game cards around#I nearly ran out of PP on Mystical Fire in Scarlet bc I was instantly targeted by Gastro Acid after using Skill Swap#that wasn’t a problem in Violet bc Slither didn’t realise he could use Gastro Acid until a few turns after Overheat ran out of PP#both the raids in Violet ended in a crit but I don’t think I needed the crit in the Serperior raids#anyway I think Kitsune has made his mother (Ribbon Fox the Unrivaled) proud
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Unless Kaeya is completely comfortable with the person, he would never actively want to have sex with someone facing them nor from the front. The last thing he wants is for them to see/feel him like that, especially if fully undressed
#suggestive#//First sinday hc whoop whoop#hc; kaeya#//The exceptions outside his special few are ones he wants smth out of he knows might get off on his body#//it’s maddeningly dysphoria inducing; esp with some of the things they might say; and always leaves his skin crawling#//But it’s nothing a little booze and pride in getting smth he wanted out of it to can’t help cope#//Not entirely wash away; but at least ease the burn of it a little#//The select few allowed to see him fully are numbered enough to be counted on One hand#//And even then; the whole time through the first few goes with him; he WILL be analyzing each and every reaction and word they say#//What extra non-related info can I fit in here hmm#//Deffo a power bottom; but will happily jump at the chance to peg sb if given the opportunity#//Really likes taking initiative and pleasing his partner; though is okay being used by them from time to time#//He just likes the feeling of being in control of himself and the situation most#//will only willingly give it up; again; for the sake of getting smth he wants out of the other or if he really trusts the other person#not to take things too far. That; or he’s being incredibly self-destructive; but that's a WHOLE other can of worms#//He doesn’t mind if the other person is rough with him or not; so long as he can still have an opening to turn tables he’s fine#//Will let them do whatever; but once he starts reaching his limits & starts poking for ways to fight back?#//If he can’t find one; it Will get ugly#//Has retaliated quite viciously to those who cross lines with him; esp if he knows it was deliberate. Severity varies depending#//Playful competitiveness and attempts to quell him to submission are fine; but if he starts feeling it’s getting a little Too serious#THEN it’s a problem. Has only happened a handful of times; but he’s still wary of it#//Shit what do I tag on that last bit#//Adding to a previous bit; he won't mind taking on a more passive role if his partner wants it; esp if necessary#//Really; most anything goes with him so long as he has an out or two; give him that much and he's good#//He won't mind setting his preferences aside for whatever reason so long as he has that much#//Will still playfully try and tug the reins out of his partner's hands though; can't & won't change that he'll still be a lil shit about i#//That is a MUST. It's so fun to him esp if they get annoyed enough to try and fuck it out of him
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various little Pictures of thinges
#photo context/information described here in the tags since there are no longer photo captions#(from top Left to right) image 1: BABYY!!!!! SON!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!#image 2: I found a patch of these clovers that were kind of mutated or infected or something? like they were not actually Red clovers#it was patches of totally normal green clovers except every once in a while one of them would have one leave thats red or half red or even#be completely red. AND they were growing near a patch of these wildflower weeds that have red stems to them. so I wonder if it's even poss#ble that maybe some of the red like.. got mixed in with the clovers somehow? a lot of the patches with a few red ones look spotty and unhea#thy so it could have been the sun or something. I dont know how plants work. I just thought it was really cool to find these one or two#special mutant clovers in huge patches of ohtwerise totally normal green clovers.. :0#image 3: look at these weird round fat baby carrot things... Rotund#image 4: laying out some fabrics for a costume just drafting them and seeing what looks okay in the pile and what doesnt etc.#thats my whole process is just 'throw things into a pile on the floor that look okay and match then put them on eventually' lol#image 5: MORE wii scores lol.. I think this is my best score on this one though. There's 10 little markers you have to select so getting 7#means I selected more than one per second.#image 6: I couldnt decide which type of muffins I wanted so I just made a batch of plain/vanilla batter and then added things to each littl#section to make multiple flavors without having to actually make a full batch or multiple batters lol. I think it's chocolate swirl (with d#rk chocolate chunks). banana cinnamon. strawberry. normal chocolate. rosemary and lemon. peach. ginger peach turmeric. and#'scraps of the other batters all thrown together' lol. Decent however the random recipe I found online for a basic cupcake batter was#not very good and they were weirdly dense and spongy.#image 7: A PICTURE OF THE dishscapes that I watched and rambled about (to the like 5 of you who saw that post#and read the tags of it lol).... beach houes..I still so much wish I could make my own Fantasy Screensaver Story.. oughh#image 8 & 9: a really cool flower from outside. I like that it has all these weird spindly little things from the center :0#photo diary
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should have a big uptick in quiet time within mmm the next month? god willing 🙏
even without, I'm hoping to work on my reread and screenshot collection again as I feel tf creeping over my brain again o7
#sticky notes#have taken almost a long enough break from seeing the fandom except for a select few mutuals#its healing me
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I told a friend about The Mountain Goats and how hearing the piano version of Wear Black live may have been a religious experience; they got back to me a day later saying that not only had they listened to the whole album of Goths, but that they wanted to adapt Wear Black for the organ. maybe this is my love language actually
#nic stuff#I am still reeling from this but in a good way#no one ever goes out and listens to the mountain goats when I tell them to#(except for a select few who mean a lot to me)#the mountain goats#anyway as I said John Darnielle deserved to play the organ at that gig
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after seventh watch i am thinking about a theory that came to mind today re ethan's particular kind of power over claire. and the idea was that for a character who is very anti-masculine, ethan tends to lean into masculine stereotypes the most in relation to claire--action hero stuff, protectiveness and strength--but after watching the movie i don't totally feel like this is the case? Anyway what Is textual is that in the rare moments when ethan is framed as imposing, he's usually interacting with claire. Thinking here specifically of the hand kiss scene, which is among the most viscerally fucked up scenes i've ever seen in a piece of media, and one of the things that makes it so uncomfortable to watch is the way that ethan is framed. The way his shadow falls over her when he opens the door, and she's lying on the ground, and he stands over her....given that this is a scene where ethan's deeply suspicious that she has been lying to him and manipulating him, it's pretty fascinating that the scene is so thoroughly set up to frame ethan as threatening. anyway it's 3 am so i can't really express this coherently but im thinking about it
#mi1 does a really good job generally of having a camera that treats ethan more as a. horror movie final girl. than an action hero#he's not meant to seem imposing except in a few select scenes#and those scenes are in relation to claire. in mi1 ethan is surrounded by people who have power over him: kittridge. jim. max.#and he spends the movie outsmarting them with his wiles despite them having the upper hand#but claire isn't one of them. the movie literally takes pains to present her as someone who has reason to be very scared of him#idk it's fascinating to me when the movie could have so easily gone the route of#claire the lying#scheming temptress whispering in ethan's ear#but instead it had her lying on the ground while he stood over her#there's another angle to look at this from (it is still 3 am and i dont know why im putting all this stuff in the tags)#which is that claire is definitely a character who knows how to use weakness to her advantage a la ethan in rogue nation#and i think there's an argument to be made that she puts herself intentionally in positions where ethan has this. very stark masculine#control over her that he normally never has over anyone#and uses that to trip him up and freak him out and make him stop suspecting her#i think it's probably both of those things at once i think there's a lot going on here. claire is textually far from powerless but in a way#she is also powerless. just like ethan is textually far from powerless but in a way he also is powerless.#anyway i need to sleep#mission impossible#seventh watch#jim phelps evil polycule
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I was looking at my list of characters for the main cast of Caraway County. The friend group! (after all, it's the Friendship Farm!) and I thought how I was missing something. A key character in kids media...and I realized it was the GrumpyTM one! And we had just the idea!
I have no idea what his name is yet! But I want to have it work in conjunction with the other names of the cast (Stanley Scarecrow, Bonnabelle Bunny, Hudson Hound, etc.)
#Its Lory but as a butterfly!#<- no one will get this reference except a select few#Im writing him like a fun mix of grumpy characters i had growing up#like Grumpy from the 7D... massively!#Francis from a bugs life too#he's NOT an Ernie. he's a 'im walkin' here yah' bozo' guy!#i was lacking in green characters! yippee!#caraway county#caraway concepts#flower'sart#ocs#anthro#butterfly
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Pride Month Drabble Challenge: Day 23, Smile
Reblog of the challenge rules with links to my posts is here.
“Look! They’ve got the tillandsias growing upside down to look like jellyfish!”
“Cute.”
“I’ve seen photos online of setups like this but it’s the first time I’ve seen one in person.”
“So, buying one?”
“I’d prefer to make my own holder and pick my own plant for it, but… Oh! They have spanish moss!”
“...”
“They never have spanish moss in stock here. I don’t know why, it’s not like it’s even that exotic.”
“...”
“New plan, I’m making jellyfish out of this. Do you think we have room for another hanging in front of the living room window? I’d put it out on the balcony but I don’t think it’s native to the area.”
“...”
“I guess we could set up another grow lamp, but I’d rather not bump up the electric bill any more than it already is. Maybe something with mirrors…”
“...”
“What?”
“Oh, nothing.”
“You look like you’re about to start laughing. What’s the joke?”
“No joke. I just love seeing you like this. Right up there with listening to you talk about space.”
#pride month drabble challenge#Being from Florida and Mississippi respectively Spanish moss is something that Lacuna and Eris both have nostalgia for.#Eris moreso though being from a more rural area.#That goes for both this and their canon counterparts.#I like to think that wherever this version of them are living together is covered in air plants all over the place.#In contrast to canon Eris's apartment being fairly spartan save for a few mementos and one extremely well cared-for cactus#and canon Lacuna's apartment being an utter mess that sunlight never enters and nothing grows except perhaps shower mold.#Now I'm trying to think what would get canon Eris excited enough to ramble like this.#Not much I think. Maybe rom-coms and only in very select company after a couple of drinks.#Her other big thrill that she would potentially nerd about is monster hunting related topics but she's trained herself not to#what with the whole “feeling self-conscious about enjoying doing violence” thing.
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Me to my parents: hey can you refer to me as he? I thought about it and it'd make me feel really nice
Both of my parents: have you considered talking to a psychologist. We will keep calling you she until a psychologist confirms we have to call you "he"
#tw vent#tw transphobia#tw parents#bitch i trusted you with information about me that only a select few know.#and so far all of those select few were trans people in my phone who don't even know what i sound like (except 2)#to say nothing of knowing my appearance#you two went from the top of the list of people i care about straight to the ''practically couldn't care less'' list#now the people in my ''care about'' list are all online friends.#with honourable mentions from my grandma,a classmate (who may also be trans) and 5 other irl friends who are now in different countries#ugh. parents. /neg
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