ethanhuntfemmefatale

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really funny to tap this guy and go “you have to make blockbuster action movies”

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"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

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the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

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they've started manufacturing guns for dust mites so that incomprehensible wars can be waged always

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DATE NOTHING

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seeing a group of cool alt queer people chilling together in public feels like this

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

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please please please post the “Jevil imprisonment” comic here. i’ll always be on your side if you do. always

Im putting all the responsisbility on you anon

Og post

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might a poor soul humbly request some narumitsu? feed us, mother🙏

not sure if i'm ready to be a mom, but sure, here's the boys

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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someone: oh no mr. spock! the captain is being court marshalled

spock: not to worry I have my wedding vows at the ready

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thank you anais nin

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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing