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Awee shucks! Patrick knows how important Sister Julienne is to Shelagh.
happy birthday to @clobbo :) thank you for providing some top tier shulienne fics <3 this one is for you!
#and look at how happy Shelagh is for Sister Julienne#name someone who is more excited than Shelagh I dare you#exactly nobody#call the midwife#shelagh turner#patrick turner#sister julienne#shulienne#turnadette#who could i turn to if not you? who would console me if not you?#and that is MOTHER!#brb crying#bad at it with the bad gifs sorry#back at it with the bad gifs yikes#I tried#Patrick happy because his wife’s mum just won#and yes#Sister Julienne is like a mother to Shelagh
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Ellie and Raven have a complex relationship
So! This is an AU where Dan is Trigon, and Ellie joined the Teen Titans. It's not really a Story, but I thought it was funny.
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Robin: I have a Question for the two of you.
Ellie: What's up?
Raven: Hm?
Robin: You guys call eachother Sisters, Cousins, and in one case you called eachother Aunt and Niece. What's your exact relation?
Ellie: Well that's tricky. See, my Dad is the King of the Infinite Realms, and his true name is Danny. Raven's dad is Trigon, but his true name is Dante.
Robin: And are Danny and Dante brothers?
Raven: No, not technically. See, Dante is an Evil Alternate Future Version of Danny, so they are technically the same Person. But then Dante came to the past, got beaten by Danny, and got shoved into a Mortal body for a while.
Ellie: If that was all, they we could just call eachother Sisters or Cousins. Our Dad's are technically the Same Person, but they consider eachother Brothers.
Raven: Except Ellie isn't a normal daughter.
Robin: What? How?
Ellie: I'm technically a Clone if Danny, not his Daughter. So I'm simultaneously Raven's Sister, Cousin, and Parent since I'm a Copy of a version of her Dad, but I could also be considered her Aunt since Danny and I called eachother siblings before we decided I was his Daughter.
Raven: So Ellie is my Sister/Cousin/Aunt/Mom/Dad.
Robin: ...what the hell.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Just thought of this while thinking of my Dan is Trigon post#And I found it funny#Ellie could be considered Raven's Mom since she is a Clone of an Alternative Future version of her Dad#Of her Aunt since she used to he considered the Sister of an alternate version of her Dad#They have fun with it#Nobody knows exactly how they are actually related#They don't even really know#On some Technicalities Raven and Ellie could be considered the Same Person
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what does it say about daniel that even LESTAT of all people saw armand and was like "oh no no. he's devastatingly beautiful but too fucking dangerous, even for me", while dog boy molloy was writing mental poems about how much he loved that armand was a wicked and evil murdering machine, cartoon hearts swirling around his head
#you see daniel gets armand like nobody else. because armand showed him his more unhinged side#and that's exactly what daniel fell for <3#dm brainrot beam going off at 1:49am whats new#armandaniel#devil's minion#iwtv
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worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)
Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...
#psa#art theft#pin theft#aliexpress#shein#wish#temu#deltarune#the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it.#they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what.#some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad#so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing....#my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin#because spinning pins are the bane of my existence#im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks#i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that#my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen#if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess#i'm sad#bootleggers kys
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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.
#spitblaze says things#SPITBLAZE SMASH#ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic#'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear#and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch#this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that#society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them#only makes it more likely they'll relapse#so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point#or shut the fuck up lmao
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dean has two babies in life: his baby brother and his car named baby
and he's happiest when they're all together <3
#literally who else would dean ever allow to lounge on baby like that?#dirty boots and all#exactly: nobody else#special baby brother rights#also let's not forget sam has literally been baby before when gabriel turned him into the car#sam winchester#dean winchester#baby the impala#samdean#wincest#gencest
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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#ft. kalina#fh class quangle#tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet#but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is#I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics#kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods#theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today#maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao#I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year#man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps#can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin#this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst#man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao#and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs#his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of#the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves#that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that#nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for#mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up#we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more
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Asking them to tickle you while they’re working on their laptop; reading a book. You’ve convinced yourself it’s easier since you don’t have to make eye contact, but after you’ve finally gotten the words out, you realize they haven’t said anything in response.
“Baby?”
“Mm.”
Eyes still on the page in front of them.
“I. You know, I just. Asked you some-”
“I know, I heard you.”
And maybe, just maybe the corners of their mouth have started to raise. Gaze still occupied, of course.
“I- oh. O-Okay, and?”
“Five.”
“What’re you-”
“Four.” The book snaps closed. “Three.”
#what no of course this isn’t incredibly and explicitly pointed at exactly one person#aside from that however. nobody look at me#puppys-post
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god okay disco elysium fans try and understand the consequences of actions challenge. jean is a dick but also he's like that... for a reason. kim has literally only just met harry he has no frame of reference for the past and NEITHER DOES THE PLAYER. Jean's been with harry since he was sober. he's seen the downfall. harry's gone clean before and all that happens is he fell in again. none of yall have had to be friends with an addict and it shows. it's constant. its painful. eventually compassion fatigue. you just can't care like you used to because every single time you offered a hand it got bit. sunk cost fallacy forces you to stay but its like poison. toxic, eating away at you, an albatross. you can't leave him but you can't live with him. you know hes hurting so so bad but the hurt spills from his overflowing heart into anger and its directed at you.
anyway td;lr jean's got good reason for giving up on harry, martinase was just his final straw. its not just "ough you shouted at me while being mentally ill once and now im mad :(" its "i have watched you systematically destroy yourself from the inside out. you are burning alive and every time i try to help you i get burnt. you have embraced the flames at this point and i don't know how else to help anymore. you arent who i used to know."
EXCEPT HE DOESN'T EVEN DO THAT BECAUSE HE CAME BACK. he came back literally as soon as the waterlock got fixed. he still fucking cares.
#this doesn't actually make any sense but im fed up of seeing jean slander#hes got issues OBVIOUSLY hes got issues they all do!!#dont hate on him just because hes the only guy there who actually truly knows exactly who Harrier Du Bois is.#nobody else knows him like jean. not even harry himself.#anyway#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#the dog barks
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When pressure on the GCPD to catch Batman gets really bad, they literally will arrest some random person dressed as Batman, slap them with outrageous charges, and then use the backlogged courts system and the lack of any evidence to tell the powers that made them do this, aw shucks, thought we really had him that time.
#And let whatever authority mandated this that they can “get a confession out” wink wink#And that authority goes “dear God not in the fucking election year just keep looking” *considers*#*considers some more* “You know what forget it it's fine.”#A) the cops are hella corrupt but this time it's not so bad#And B) exactly nobody is into getting their jaw replaced because they tried to arrest batman (who literally ignores them)#batman#personal#bruce wayne#Gcpd#Only in Gotham
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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Saw a twitter post about Near and L with the "do I look like him?" caption and it got me to feel so viscerally sad because... he does. He does look like L. The similarities are so uncanny that, had I not known they're not related, I would have guessed they are. And not just appearance too... some of his mannerisms, the way he speaks and reasons... all of Near is haunted by the traces of a man he has never even met.
It's not really surprising: he was groomed by Wammy's to be just like L. He never really rejected that notion, either; he just embraced it as something that has always been part of him, because how could he refuse something that was there from the beginning? He was just a kid. A very young one at that.
But someone who did reject that was Mello. Or, rather, he felt rejected by that system, so he turned his back on it -- at least partially. The effects of it are still felt even in its rejection - his visceral hatred of Near being a lampant example. But I wonder if that rejection, that search for individuality, is what made Near so endeared to Mello in spite of the other very openly hating him.
Mello became his own person and Near, forever bound to be one of two parts of L, admired that. Because he couldn't do it.
#death note#near#mello#near death note#mello death note#death note near#death note mello#dn near#dn mello#mihael keehl#nate river#l lawliet#{<- mentioned#lowkey sick in the head abt wammy's kids...#as usual#mello IS my favorite but as I grow up my appreciation for near grows more and more#i picked up death note when i was 15... mello's age when he left wammys. i guess thats also what endeared me to him#i guess it didnt really click how heavy of a role near had to substain at such a young age until i got to 17 myself#and then 18... 19.. 20#looking back i see him for what he is. a boy#i think he turned 18 during the story but i cant exactly remember when his birthday is#still. very young#nobody was there to cradle him after all of that. he just had to go back to work#he was just a boy...#sick. sick in my head}#carols.txt
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like if it hadn't been for the amount of teammate solidarity from landoscar today even I wouldn't have bothered to notice this buttt
I zoomed in on Oscar from this video of the cool down room bc I'd assumed like the caption that Oscar was giggling too but !!
mans looked pissed and didn't laugh with Carlos and George at all until George said "ahhh we shouldn't laugh" and at that point he does a smile but it slips off pretty fast and he does that little huff and goes back to being tired
like the earnest and loyal young teammate who's also gradually becoming friend to Lando, puffing up in outrage on his behalf
vs the older brothers/longtime friends to Lando who have a chuckle over that moment the same way he does with them when he's in their position
idk it's just so unbearably cute how Oscar's loyalty to Lando and him wanting to join in with the big boys play out but the loyalty to Lando winning just like how he chose not to hold his own trophy the way he and Lando usually do in the post race video bc that would be rubbing it in too much ;__;
#landoscar#and pls NOBODY think this is saying that george and carlos were being harsh bc they were NOT#lando's exactly the same way with them#this is how brothers are#but oscar isn't brotherly w lando he's spent the entirety of his time in england and pursuing racing seriously as a lando fanboy#was so careful of wanting his relationship w lando to be good that he went too shy and too careful and cautious#lando's other grid friends are the types who know they can take a lot for granted and it'll be fine and humor is a love language#for oscar being lando's friend is something to think about a lot ! and be considerate of ! and it's so !!!#mine#austrian gp 2024#cool down room
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I heart Until Dawn and it's collection of comically stupid characters. and I do mean all of them. and I do mean it affectionately. I just. god. the reason that anything can happen to these people At All is because, somehow, Every Single One Of Them decided that it was a good idea to accept an invite to the World's Most Suspicious Event at the World's Most Suspicious Place. "hmm!! I'm sure nothing strange or horrific is going to happen to us up on our rich friend's isolated mountain lodge; why would it?? I mean, sure, we Are going to be up there on the exact same date that we inadvertently triggered the events of his sisters' disappearance, but surely he's not upset with us about that or anything. let's go!!" seven separate people. nobody thought anything of it. it's incredible. impressive, even. I mean, I don't know. me personallyyyyy?? I probably would've received that invitation and thought, "oh, he's For Sure gonna do something to us up there, and he For Sure has the means to get away with it; I'm Not Gonna Go." but. hey. that's just me.
#like ofc there's the possibility that Josh is the best liar in the world#that he was able to keep his anger completely and totally choked down for a year#I imagine they didn't Talk Much during that year; I imagine that distance is conducive to conducting a good revenge plot#but jesus. the exactly anniversary?? and the exact location?? I need you guys to get it together for a sec.#how was NOBODIES first thought 'oh so he's gonna do first degree murder. that's what this is. obviously.'#like thank GOD he just decided to do a prank lmfao!!#until dawn#josh washington#emily davis#jessica riley#sam giddings#chris hartley#matt taylor#ashley brown#mike munroe#horror#video game#cloey talks games#mine
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Ominous woman
#oc#original character#my art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#drawing#digital art#not exactly ilta#anyways if nobody reads my low visibility chuuni text on the black boxes ill cry ueueueue#but also im feeling a bit embarassed by it so be niceys about it okay?#ive drawn her before but that was befor i rly ironed in her design#all black clothes because shes in mourning.
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Nobody understands Kingdom Hearts that well cause everybody compares it to shonen anime when it's actually a magical girl anime because it has:
-A protagonist who is an ordinary lad who got given a special power that could save the universe
Teammates that the protagonist can lean on and who help the protagonist with said special power
A love interest heavily involved in the plot that both motivates the protagonist and is motivated by the protagonist
A monster of the week format that has its own standalone conflict that eventually leads to the next major plot point in the story
Overarching themes about love and friendships and connections and identity
#kingdom hearts#kh#i haven't stopped thinking about this#it literally started with recoded#and how recoded is basically the first arc in sailor moon ghjkdfshfds#and then i realized that it literally applies to the whole series#oh ye and let's not forget that kairi is the protag's bestie who gets caught up in the monster of the week conflicts#kingdom hearts is a shoujo#this is exactly why nobody understands#god i feel so big blained for this#nomura pls just tell me you've watched magical girl anime cause it's all right there#i feel so smart rn stg lmao
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