#ex penguins

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Geno looks so young!

[swatchitt]

I think the character design in this show is really good.

[finzphoenix]

Did two quick Edward doodles before bed, they aren't particularly imaginative but I've been wanting to draw this version for a while now ^-^🖤🤍

[whipbogard]

Grandpas’ truce

Been thinking about them being dumb old men

[andradrawsstuff]

-Before it all went wrong-

tpom ship week 2024, day 1: coffee ☕️

Here’s some peaceful pre-whatever-happened-in-Denmark Skans watching the sunrise 🌤️

[ratsreadtoo]

they really maintain two years of hostility based on Penguin killing someone Ed knew for CANONICALLY A WEEK

[milkymooshi]

Ed finding out Oswald named his dog after Ed is actually so fucking funny. Ed is so tired of Oswald dude.

[propheticjester]

bonkers interaction with a coworker today where he tried to make smalltalk over tv shows and i mentioned that I'm watching Gotham, to which he replied "oh, I liked how that show started but the ending... They made the penguin gay :(" AND I-

first of all, i think my brain did a complete factory reset bc I am NOT used to hearing people say things like that outside of family gatherings but anyway:

that's just the ending to him??? like, i'm literally on season 2 and i swear to god that bird bitch is just short of making out with Ed every time they're on screen together what show was he even watching?????

[pittsburghpenguinsaffirmations]

BATTLE FOR PENNSYLVANIA BEGINS NOW

something something west rhymes with best

affirmation by: EVERYONE CAUSE FUCK THE FLYERS

[just-an-enby-lemon]

[THE LEAGUE OF SELINA KYLE'S EVIL EXES]

7. White Mask (David Franco)

Reason for joining: foolishly thinks he can get her back

Power: stealing shit

Fun Fact: faked his death

6. Spark (???)

Reason for joining: ????

Power: enby swag and eletric metagene

Fun Fact: is a mystery dated her

5.Samuel Bradley

Reason for joining: wants to be remembered

Powers: cop (ew), basic bitch energy

Fun Fact: dresses like the 50's

4.Eiko Hasigawa

Reason for joining: had an unrelated fight with Selina and is (rightfully) pissed/ bad break up

Powers: yakusa, second catwoman skills, is just so freaking cool

Fun Fact: It's really fun to talk to/ the americanisation of her surname is not actually the real kanji translation

3. Riddler (Edward Nygma)

Reason for joining: thinks he can seduce Oswald by doing it

Powers: cane fight, twink powers, being annoying as hell, puzzles, nerd shit

Fun Fact: should really move on from Oswald (Clock King is interested)/will die if he tries to correct my speling here IDC (won't die if he hires me tho)/ does not have unpaid interns

2. Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel)

Reasons for joining: though it was a suport group/ just likes fighting/ it's a fun thing to do on the weekends

Powers: perfect fighting skills, clown swag, endless energy, psychology knowledge, friendly and fun

Fun Fact: is dating Ivvy/ was the one to come up with the fun fact category

1. Poison Ivvy (Pamela Isley)

Reasons for joining: Oswald is paying her/ it makes Harls happy

Powers: Controls plant, poison, planty mind control, cringe fall woman apeal, sexy appel, doctorade, is really really cool, activism

Fun Fact: makes great tea/ buys me coffee because she knows unpaid intership is evil

[THE SECRET LEADER OF THE WHOLE THING]

Penguin (Oswald Cooblepot)

Reasons for joining: thinks his ploy is going to make her want to date him

Powers: mafia boss, capitalism, a shit ton of money, umbrella, trains birds

Fun Fact: Never actually dated Selina/ has unpaid interns : (

[NEW TARGET]

Batman (Buce Wayne)

• Treat Level: High

• Reason for target: went to a real date with Selina

• Adicional info: Might have his own evil exes and they might have had a similar idea (look further into it)/ Riddler thinks he is hot / Single dad swag/ might be hiring(?)

made by Nico, the intern

[majormeilani]

@esteebarnes94 the part two. hattytime edition.

1. Cassidy would probably fight tooth and nail to keep the aesthetic gothic as he spent so much money getting the whole place remodeled to the way he wanted it to be. But. If some like, legal committee or something forced him to change the aesthetic entirely, he'd probably make it more beachy in theme, considering that the place is on the desert shores as is and sees a lot of incoming tourism from the sea and the nearby desert cities and attractions. His own aesthetic he'd still probably try to retain some gothic elements in the form of business casual but he'd probably not enjoy it as much. The idea of him going full on emo is amusing though and he probably would let his hair down in the instance of going for that. Another aesthetic he might be keen to try for would be a more 'royal' one since he already exhibits some traits as if he's a prince of some sort, LOL.

2. On one side of his parents he is Australian and therefore he is definitely capable of exhibiting the accent and slang from time to time. So yes he would be capable he just tends to often use a lot of superfluous language to sound what he believes to be proper and refined.

3. Rin would either go for her childhood dream of being a professional baseball player + coach or she would continue further with her piloting skills as a helicopter pilot. She used to be really good at baseball growing up and she would be willing to help others learn how to play especially. And as far as being a pilot she already is but she would be more focused on that career path if healthcare wasn't in the way.

4. Wormie learned about it from reading books on internet culture and she thought it sounded cute and fun though some of it is her own variant or spin on it. Snatcher has some books like that in his library and Wormie has also been on the internet a few times to learn more about it.

5. Amor cannot stand when people are completely self absorbed and talk great about themselves and have nothing to show for it. Usually their guests at the night club bar tend to brag when they're tipsy, sometimes about things that Amor knows for a fact are not true. Their perception of this attitude is also why they cannot stand The Conductor as he's a loud mouthed bragger as it is and the few times they have had the displeasure of listening to him being egotistical are the times when they would probably have rather poured an entire bottle of gin over his head LOL.

6. Amaryllis loves both of her parents dearly and though she wishes they could be close again she understands why things ended up differently between them and it has relatively worked out best with them split up. Amaryllis in her adult age tends to spend more time with her mother but is still very much a daddy's girl at heart. Maria taught Amaryllis how to have a curious and adventurous heart and The Conductor taught her to take risks more as she used to be more cautious before. She cherishes them both dearly despite their glaring flaws and entrusts them both to care for her children from time to time. :)

7. Maria does miss him a lot from time to time but she also would get so frustrated with how different of a path in life Conductor wanted to take from her. She however really enjoyed all the stories he had to tell and how enthusiastic he was about the things he cared about but she felt as though he wasn't as committed to his life with her as she was to him and slowly over time she felt it slipping. Some of it was her own fault, sometimes she was too harsh of a critic and some of it was genuine concern for his and their daughter's well being. Maria finally couldn't take it anymore when Conductor seemed to care more about drinking and his petty rivalry with DJ Grooves to the point of him possibly endangering himself and the family that she just couldn't take it anymore. She found it hard to trust him as well when he'd make promises he couldn't keep and would make excuses for why he did terrible things or said terrible things. Maria wasn't innocent to similar behaviors herself (though nowhere near property damage and explosions like Conductor jdsghgsx) but she still likes to believe she was in the right for breaking things off even though she misses when things used to be different. Sometimes she also thinks it's her fault that he grew distant too, wondering if there's something about her he no longer loved. Unfortunately her heart really does ache still because she really loved him once, or at least who she thought he used to be. They're a mess lol.

[sunshine-gumdrop]

This whole thing!

Year 20! Let's fucking go!

Also, I felt the army's "I know" he was exposed to sid for so long!

[swatchitt]

Sofia Gigante - The Penguin (2024)

[snzinite]

Exusiai

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 8/10 pitch, 4/10 volume

"Ah/Eh-T(xn)ssch'iew!"

basically textbook high-pitched/girly sound

sometimes "inverted" where the pre-sneeze sound will be higher pitched with no vocalization afterwards

in general pretty inconsistent spellings/sounds even though the "statline" pretty much holds for all of the sounds

sneezes in ones, sometimes twos, with a few seconds in between

doesn't stifle

sometimes give a "hoo~!" or a "wooo!" of relief afterwards

"covers" in the sense that she'll put a hand below her nose/mouth almost like she's "catching" the sneeze, does relatively little to actually cover anything though

only sneezes into tissues/handkerchiefs if she's already blowing/wiping her nose

really obvious that she needs to sneeze. they almost never sneak up on her and it's the whole nine yards: watery, glazed eyes, shallow breath hitching, sometimes she waves her hand in front of her face, etc.

lots of false starts too

likes to sneeze. she think's it's a really satisfying feeling and likes the eventual relief from tickles and itches when it finally does come

does not particularly like to induce. she likes the thrill of getting to finally sneeze naturally

she'll induce others if they ask or if she can tell they need it and they're comfy. Texas, for example

she'll talk about how good it felt or how much she's been sneezing of she's been doing it a lot

likes to be blessed but doesn't mind if no one does it

no allergies, nose isn't particularly sensitive to scents, touch, or temperature

doesn't get super sick very often but gets a lot of sniffly, sneezy colds

super obvious when she's sick; voice is like heavily weighed down by her congestion. wet sniffles for days

she gets sneezy when she's sick but it doesn't change her sneezes like at all, they're still mostly clean

what sets her off more than anything are physical irritants. cooking spices, flour, makeup powder, dust, heavy pollen, etc.

she constantly has sneezing fits while she's baking

not like it stops her. the blood of a baker flows through almost every Latera/nan

Requested by @micaiah-sneezes :]

[selfawarecobalt]

i take my art so seriously

[gaybaseball-fan]