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snzinite · 11 months ago

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Nothing to See Here

2k words. yes that is the fic name. i finally finished something that wasn't a headcanon! yippee!! this is for @messysneezer who requested a fic involving Mudrock. sorry this took so long, i was busy for all of January so I didn't have much time to write write. this ended up being a little longer than i pictured. i hope you enjoy it!

female sneezes (mudrock) / allergies (pollen but mostly dust), some talk about mess and spray but not really much of either

Mudrock had never been inside of a Leithanien library before. Even in a town as small as this, it was something of a wonder. The ladders moved themselves to and fro, guided by the unseen hand of the musical arts of the gramophone units. Their music was soft and ambient, and their effects were more seen than heard. Books levitated themselves off the shelves for the clientele, going so far as to flip through themselves if one decided they were only looking to have a peek instead of a read. Warm lighting splashed visibility around classy decor of ornate stone and lacquered wood. She would have liked to spend a few days in this building alone… were it not for a few problems.

“Heh-xxng-choo!”

She scrunched her shoulders together as she pressed her finger into her lip through the sneeze. She had been waiting for that one to work its way out of her ever since she had to slip out of her suit.

A particularly nasty Leithanien caster unit had managed to tail what remained of her squad as they made a desperate play to soldier on to Kazdel. Her men lacked the strength or the willpower to square off against them now, so their only hope had been to ditch their equipment in a safe location and scatter about this border town in disguises. She rolled her shoulders, feeling the silky smooth straps of her casual dress glide across them. The feeling almost didn’t register against the soreness from months of having her armor and mud plates weigh down on them. She wore clothing, yet she felt almost naked.

“Het-xngt-choo!”

Speaking of feeling naked, the brief moment of being exposed to the grass pollen-laden air of springtime Leithanien had been enough to cause her allergies to flare up. Not exactly pleasant in its own right, but it could prove deadly if it caused her to be found. She rubbed the underside of her nose back and forth, subtly massaging her septum and the outside of her nostrils to ease them of the stinging itch that throbbed. It helped until it didn’t, and the sensation of a fingernail scratching and itch sent a tingle up to her sinus, until–

“HeeETCH-XNGT—oo!”

She exhaled after that one, nearly losing control but managing to stifle at the last second. The volume definitely increased a few notches, and she had officially drawn the notice of the denizens of the library. An older Caprinae man shushed her with a disapproving glare before adjusting his reading spectacles and going back to his tome.

(“Excuse me,”) she whispered as an apology before rubbing her nose again. It felt warm to the touch, with moisture beginning to collect at the insides of her nostrils. She attempted to sniffle it back. In that moment, she discovered two new unfortunate things about the situation.

One: this library was very dusty. The inhale caused her to just about feel every particle of dust that was invited into her already irritated, sensitive nasal passages. It made the itching migrate to the top of her throat for the time being, but she knew that it wouldn’t stay there for long. Apparently, the grand mastery of Leithanien arts units did not extend to cleaning functions. Now that she could feel it, she saw it on every surface, book, and floor she could lay eyes on.

Two, and much more immediately deadly: a Spire Caster, one of the most elite arts users in the Leithanien military, had made their way into the library while she had occupied herself with worrying about her allergies.

She took an involuntary breath of alarm and ducked behind a shelf. Her heart began to hammer in her chest. How many of her people had also chosen this library to hide out in? She hadn’t seen any come in, but the place was fairly large; it didn’t mean there weren’t any here. She willed herself to calm down. There was a reason she chose this place–detection arts were thwarted by thick sheafs of matter, and what better place to find such obstacles than a library?

The shot of adrenaline dulled the itching for a moment, but as she calmed it returned with a vengeance. She tried to swallow to tame it, but a pang of scratchiness lanced through her mouth into her nose. She took a hitching breath, then two–

“Haehh–choo! Hah-kxnt-choo!”

And stifled with all of her willpower against the side of her wrist. As soon as she was satisfied that she wasn’t going to sneeze again, she risked opening her eyes and shooting glances around her. The Elafia woman who shared the aisle with her gave her a strange, pointed look, but everything more or less remained the same otherwise.

She shook her head a bit and sniffled again. Blinking made her realize that tears had begun to pool at the corners of her eyes. She wiped at them with a delicate touch so not as to irritate her eyes.

Stifling meant she was now congested as all hell, not relieved of any of the itching, and generally miserable… but at least that meant her nose was clogged up to any other irritants looking to extend the misery further. She could still breathe in some troublemaking dust if she wasn’t careful, but low, shallow breaths would hopefully prevent that. She tested it out. The breath only fanned the embers of a sneeze rather than set it ablaze, so she managed to relax a little on that front.

The next step was to get clear of that Spire Caster by any means necessary. Not sneezing was half the battle–not casting out a metaphorical flare to her location was only one aspect, but merely being seen would be enough. She began to walk through the aisleways between shelves. She kept her pace measured as leisurely or academic; frantic footfalls of a run would more or less shout out that she was exactly who they were looking for.

She neared the center of the floor now. The dust on the shelves was thicker here. It made the roof of her mouth itch just looking at it. Her lips had parted so she could breathe entirely through her mouth. Any movement of air through her nose was bound to be futile and noisy at her luckiest. She needed to leave this place and regroup with her squad, but she couldn’t risk making a move so soon after she’d spotted the enemy.

Think, she forced herself. Stop thinking about how much you need to sneeze. You’re supposed to be a scholar, remember? What kind of scholar enters a library and doesn’t look at any books?

She reached for one at random, and her heart skipped a beat as it levitated itself into her hands. She had seen it earlier, but it turned out to be quite another thing to experience it personally. She did her best to ignore the puff of dust produced by it opening its cover for her and flipping through its pages. It would have been useless to her even if she wasn’t struggling to see through watering eyes, though. She had picked up enough Leithanien to hold a conversation, but she still couldn’t read more than directory signs.

She shut the book and tucked it under her arm. She paced around the corner, hopeful to find a reading table or chair in the corner of a room to keep watch over the area from when she froze.

Standing in the middle of the small space between shelf-aisles was the Spire Caster. They didn’t look like they were looking her way, but the unseeing face of their white masks always gave precious little away.

The jolt of fear caused Mudrock to suck in a lungful of air as she pivoted her heel back to press her back against the shelf she had just walked from. She stopped herself, but it was too late; the breath had already disturbed the contents of her sinuses. The resulting noise was no more than a deep snuffle, but that was the least of her worries. The tickle that danced in her nose spiked its heels into her, and she hitched once, twice, and–

“Hah-choo.” That was fine, but she wouldn’t get away with just that. “Hah-choo!” A little louder, but both had been contained fairly well. But the tickle only magnified, and she could only draw in a huge breath. Her mouth hung open. The world seemed to stop. She felt a tear roll down the outside of her eye off of her face.

Cover yourself! The thoughts came crashing in. Hold your nose shut! But they had come too late.

“HUUUESSSHHoo!” She sneezed down toward the floor, fully uncovered. Mercifully, the lighting wasn’t right for her or anyone else to see the resulting spray. Unmercifully, she wasn’t done–

“HAAUUUUESSSSSSHH-OO!” She brought a hand up in a reflex after the next one, but it wouldn’t have done her much good anyway. She had nothing to sneeze into but her bare hand and arm, and neither would have muted the sound. Thankfully, letting these out had reduced the itching dramatically, and she managed to end off the fit with a “HA—-choo!”

Her sinuses had cleared themselves of their congestion somewhat, too. She was much less uncomfortable now. Unfortunately, she was also probably much more heard by the Spire Caster. She whipped around to look for them. She did not have to look long.

The Spire Caster rounded the same corner she had just moments ago. The robed figure stood somewhat shorter than Mudrock, but their presence made her feel small. The black eye sockets of their mask bore down on her like hateful coals. She remained rock still, hand frozen over her face as though it would prevent them from sucking her soul out. Which, for all she knew, was just the sort of terrible spell that Spire Casters were capable of.

They held her gaze for a moment, then gave a chuckle as they dug around in their pocket.

“Let me guess. Foreigner? Grass season?” Their voice was soft, muted further behind the mask.

Oh. Right. They have no idea what me or my squad look like without our gear. This line of thinking was interrupted by a wordless panic followed by a single, stifled sneeze.

“HET–ngt-choo.” It took Mudrock a moment to find her voice again. When she did, her first syllable was choked with phlegm. “How did you know?”

“Well, the horns are more or less a dead giveaway,” they said. “And this time of year is always the worst for grass pollen. My sister has it worse than you do, and we’re from the C Minor Spire.”

She didn’t know what the C Minor Spire was, but she did recognize the bundle of gilded cloth she was handed from the Spire Caster’s pocket: a handkerchief.

“Oh,” she said, before forcing her brain to engage in nicety mode. “Thank you, but I couldn’t possibly.”

“It’s just a simple cloth. Please, keep it. If you’re planning on staying in this nest of dust, it sounds like you’ll need it.”

She hung in a pause before taking the handkerchief from them. She hadn’t made a mess of her face by sneezing, but removing her hand and showing her face felt like a barrier being breached by the enemy. She brought it back up by burying her nose in the cloth and blowing to get what remained in her nasal passages out of her. It felt nice on her irritated face; warmed by the Spire Caster’s body heat so it wasn’t uncomfortably cold, but not so warm that it aggravated any sensitive skin. “Thank you,” she managed.

“It’s nothing,” the Spire Caster said. “I hope you manage to feel some relief.” They turned away to leave, but they only made it one step before stopping. “Oh, right. Pardon me for asking, but you wouldn’t happen to know of any Sarkaz mercenaries by the name of Mudrock, would you?”

Nothing else could catch her off guard today. “Mud… Rock? Sounds like a silly mercenary name, no?”

The Spire Caster snorted. “Silly or not, he’s responsible for a lot of dead people. Be careful if you run into him or his men.”

“Will do,” she said, savoring the irony over a sniffle. “Thank you.”

#snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snz kink #snzknights #snzfic #snz fic #took some liberties but i had a lot of fun with this #yes its a library fic AND a hiding fic sue me #i thought it was a cool idea #my mudrock research did me well i think

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snzinite · 10 months ago

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Exusiai

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 8/10 pitch, 4/10 volume

"Ah/Eh-T(xn)ssch'iew!"

basically textbook high-pitched/girly sound

sometimes "inverted" where the pre-sneeze sound will be higher pitched with no vocalization afterwards

in general pretty inconsistent spellings/sounds even though the "statline" pretty much holds for all of the sounds

sneezes in ones, sometimes twos, with a few seconds in between

doesn't stifle

sometimes give a "hoo~!" or a "wooo!" of relief afterwards

"covers" in the sense that she'll put a hand below her nose/mouth almost like she's "catching" the sneeze, does relatively little to actually cover anything though

only sneezes into tissues/handkerchiefs if she's already blowing/wiping her nose

really obvious that she needs to sneeze. they almost never sneak up on her and it's the whole nine yards: watery, glazed eyes, shallow breath hitching, sometimes she waves her hand in front of her face, etc.

lots of false starts too

likes to sneeze. she think's it's a really satisfying feeling and likes the eventual relief from tickles and itches when it finally does come

does not particularly like to induce. she likes the thrill of getting to finally sneeze naturally

she'll induce others if they ask or if she can tell they need it and they're comfy. Texas, for example

she'll talk about how good it felt or how much she's been sneezing of she's been doing it a lot

likes to be blessed but doesn't mind if no one does it

no allergies, nose isn't particularly sensitive to scents, touch, or temperature

doesn't get super sick very often but gets a lot of sniffly, sneezy colds

super obvious when she's sick; voice is like heavily weighed down by her congestion. wet sniffles for days

she gets sneezy when she's sick but it doesn't change her sneezes like at all, they're still mostly clean

what sets her off more than anything are physical irritants. cooking spices, flour, makeup powder, dust, heavy pollen, etc.

she constantly has sneezing fits while she's baking

not like it stops her. the blood of a baker flows through almost every Latera/nan

Requested by @micaiah-sneezes :]

#snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snz kink #snzknights #snz headcanons #come get your food lol #gotta say after i did some research i think i've more or less become an ex enjoyer #or at least a penguin logistics enjoyer #like im not crazy about any one of them individually #but together they bounce off of each other nicely #except for emperor that guy is the shit #love that penguin freak

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snzinite · 7 months ago

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Pozëmka

SNZ STATLINE: 7/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 10/10 pitch, 6/10 volume

"(H)eh-(K)TSSSH-IIEWWW!"

beyond girly; extremely high pitch, especially given her voice

might be due to spending so much time around Durins

usually sneezes in twos, but can sometimes get away with singles. two or three seconds in between

feels a strong tingle around ten seconds before it happens, they never sneak up on her. she usually only prepares a second or two beforehand though

may or may not announce beforehand ie. "Ohh, I'm going to sneeze..."

bobs head down when she sneezes--does it more out of habit than anything, sometimes does it out of sync with the actual sneeze

pinches nose while she sneezes

draws her hand to her face slowly and removes it quickly

most of the spray is caught on the edge of her sleeve and/or the inside of her wrist given where she has her hand while sneezing, so they appear drier than they actually are

she probably doesn't really understand that the spray is mostly from her mouth? like she hates sneezing "uncovered" because she thinks they get wetter when she can't pinch her nose

whatever makes you feel better i guess. we all got that useless thing we do girl

carries a handkerchief, but only uses it to blow/wipe up after

sniffs and sighs after

blesses herself if she sneezes four or more times at once

doesn't really mind sneezing in front of other people so much as she minds interrupting herself and others

cannot stifle. pinching her nose shut just makes it all come out her mouth instead

can't really hold back either; it just leaves her with the tingle and they always sneak their way out eventually so she just doesn't bother

years of living underground in comfort left her with a mild allergy to just about everything, so she's decently naturally sneezy

alcohol makes her nose sensitive AF which is a small part of why she doesn't tend to touch the stuff

spending time in cold temperatures gives her a runny nose. she refuses to drink while its cold out

nasty combination

#snz #snz kink #snzknights #snzblr #snz headcanons #this one was for me #i actually put her on the list a long time ago thats how backed up it is #need to get back to it

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snzinite · 9 months ago

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Eunectes

SNZ STATLINE: 6/10 wetness, 4/10 mess, 2/10 pitch, 7/10 volume

"HUUU(R)'ESSSS(C)HH'ew."

deep, harsh, and forceful

clenches teeth

sometimes adds other consonants to the sound (sort of like a HUU'BLESSHH'ew etc) but otherwise fairly consistent especially for the release

decent amount of spray just from the amount of force alone

never really super messy despite that, or at least not as much as you might expect

usually sneezes in twos, sometimes threes separated by half a second. rarely ever a single sneezer, she gets suspicious if there's only one

each sneeze in a given fit gets a little louder, harsher, and wetter

tell-tale nose scrunch a few seconds before she starts to sneeze

sucks in a big lungful of air before each sneeze

sneezes down toward her chest/the floor (not really on herself if she can help it but it's not like it would bother her if she did)

other than her head she doesn't really move all that much when she sneezes, just scrunches her body inwards with the force. really visible in her tail though (and her chest if they're forceful enough)

this is because if she tries to do anything else the contraction of her muscles while sneezing fucks it up

she tries not to hold anything while sneezing for this reason; her grip will clench and she's STRONK

she holds the post-sneeze pose for a little to make sure there aren't any more before shaking her hair back out of her face and licking up any wetness that made it on her face with a decisive tongue-flick (snek)

does not stifle or hold back, ever. the feeling of needing to sneeze but being unable to is the worst feeling ever to her

the only time she really minds sneezing is when she has to do delicate mechanic/electronic work, it really throws a wrench into things

seriously. she has accidentally thrown a wrench while sneezing.

does not care about sneezing in front of people and barely ever acknowledges being blessed

doesn't cover unless she's in danger of sneezing on something or someone that isn't herself, in which case she'll sneeze on her hand, arm, tail, cleavage, whatever. it doesn't really matter to her

just naturally a very sneezy person. if you share a room with her for more than half an hour you'll witness a fit probably

no allergies, but gets sick very easily. illness usually just makes her really congested, but its like swelling/pressure instead of snot

it does make her nose more sensitive to touch and smells though

which is bad when she has to do mechanic work. oil and metal smell pretty strong...

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzknights #snzblr #snz headcanons #this is for my lovely gf eunectes is her favorite #i love you #im sorry this took so long #i hope you like it :]

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snzinite · 7 months ago

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hiya

i've been away for a while but i never really went anywhere. been dealing with some pretty wicked writer's block on top of having low motivation for snz recently. not gonna apologize for that specifically, but i am sorry for keeping all you folks who i've kept waiting on me. i think i'm getting it back but i need to take it easy. i want what i make to be good because i liked it, not because i forced myself to do it. this is all supposed to be for fun after all!

in case you're curious, here's the rest of the List i keep mentioning:

ordered from top-bottom next up (so sor/a is next.) there's no differentiation between requests and personal additions to the list, the second i get them i just pop them on the bottom. sometimes if i jump around if i really don't have ideas for someone, but most of the time i just go in order.

the eagle-eyed among you will notice that it's part of a spreadsheet. i've been maintaining it for a while because i like to be organized with data. i think one day i wanna make a public copy so its easier to keep track of everything i do because man there are a lot of freaking characters in this game

#snzknights #talky ghost

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snzinite · 24 days ago

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Hello!! It's me again, anon from last time after all this time.... And since I have your permission, I feel like yapping again!!! So, like most people, I'm hording my orundum for a certain W alter... I love W, can't wait to have her!! Anyways, as for W, she's always one for goading and taunting, but I'm willing to bet feeling a little under the weather will do pretty decently when it comes to shutting her up. As a Sarkaz mercenary, she's had it rough, and in a life like that you just gotta suck it up. But!!!! When she's around the right people? She'll neeeever stop complaining about how terrible she feels. I also feel that, seeing as she does care about her image, she'd hate the idea of a bit of caretaking from someone else, but she'd likely quickly fold and just go along with it in a "tell anyone about this and you're dead" kind of way. At least, that's what I think! And when it comes to vindictive sneezing, I feel like she'd be the undisputed champion of that. Hmm... I don't know if this is a bit of a stretch, but sneezing is sort of like an explosion, right? Maybe she even finds a bit of fascination from the concept, maybe she's even into her own sneezes, maybe even other people's.... But she'd never admit that, I think. Aaaanyways, that's about all I have to say here!!! W for the Win, and have a good rest of your day!!

once again left this wonderful ask to fester for far longer than it should have. go off, anon. speak the truth for us all to hear

i like the connection of sneezing to explosives, it's corny in kind of the best way tbh. you've given me a lot to think about

#snzknights #talky ghost #savory seance #snz #snz headcanons #snz kink #snzblr

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snzinite · 1 year ago

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Mudrock

SNZ STATLINE: 7/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 7/10 pitch, 6(8)/10 volume

"HUHHESSSCHH(oo)!"

loud, sort of aggressive sneezes when she lets them out

(tries to) only let them out in her suit where she can contain them and clean up any spray or mess (spray is common, mess is not)

emphasis on "contain". she seals the plates inside her suit so that no one hears her and nothing escapes (not that it could i mean look at it)

not super feminine sounding but if they were to hear her it would give her away (headcanoning that she tries to keep her identity a secret if she's in the suit)

sneezes in ones or twos with a few seconds in between, but she's liable to keep sneezing a bunch over a couple of minutes if something's setting her off

if she's not in the suit she stifles. it's quieter than if she let them out but not by much

MUCH girlier though

"Het-(xngh)-choo!"

the kind of stifle that's difficult to spell and that be clear what she's doing, but the 'choo' is more of a vocal tic than an actual let out sneeze

puts a finger under her nose when she stifles, usually as part of extending all the fingers on the hand in a sort of "curtain" between her mouth and anyone else in the vicinity

sneezes in threes and fours when stifling. it just doesn't relieve the tickle as much

can hold back decently well, but not forever, and the tickle never really goes away until she takes care of it

very breathy buildups paired with nostril flaring, but can also just sneeze with very little warning

pretty bad allergies to the grasses of Letha/nien (RIP her movement in Twilight...)

this is actually partially responsible for her silent and stoic reputation in the movement lol, people will be talking to her and she'll appear rock still while sneezing her brains out

speaking of: sneezing too much disrupts her arts because of the sudden concentration lapse. her golems will slush out into mud if she goes on a rapid enough fit

has been known to slip up and sneeze full-force out of the suit sometimes. it's nbd but she doesn't like to do it because it draws concern out of others

if she sneezes a bunch she'll apologize or say "excuse me" in her regular voice (betraying a little bit of the tickle if it's bad enough)

dust makes her SCRATCHY af. however it alone won't make her sneeze that much

now if she came out of a grass field into a dusty library? stifling is a lost cause

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzknights #snz headcanons #this might actually be my best post yet #dog i did mudrock research and it paid off #wink wink hint hint for the eventual fic #theyre coming i promise

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snzinite · 1 year ago

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Texas

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 5/10 mess, 4/10 pitch, 5/10 volume

"Eh'tschh(oo)!"

it's basically an average, middle of the road sneeze.

no big deal, no peculiarities about it, she just has the sneeze of an utterly normal person

sneezes in ones usually, sometimes in fits of up to six spaced out every ten seconds

very mild allergy to every known flower on Terra

illness basically always makes her nose itch like crazy

not so much buildup but she'll fight off the urge every chance she gets when in public. lots of nose rubbing/wiggling

also lots of dry sniffling

gives an "ugh" if she fails to hold back or sneezes more than twice in 30 seconds

she'll use the back of her hand to scratch the itch

either covers with the back of her hand or she'll like bend down to sneeze towards the ground (like, before she actually sneezes)

sometimes false starts if she's had the urge for a while

doesn't open her mouth wide enough for sneefies on buildups, you can barely see them on

doesn't really care about sneezing in public, the feeling leading to it is just a distraction

meets bless you's with a "thanks."

she probably induces herself in private just to get the feeling to go away

not necessarily a thing for snz but she thinks it feels good to have the itch relieved

could be convinced to induce someone else

probably lets you induce her if you're close to her tbh

pretty much never overly messy, only blows her nose to get rid of an irritant

always packs tissues, though these are mostly for her fellow squadmates. a good messenger comes prepared, after all

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #snzknights #snz headcanons #sorry if this is a little bland texas is lowkey a bland character #she pretty tho #i tried my best to spice it up and be true to her #i think i liked how it ended up though

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snzinite · 10 months ago

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Goldenglow

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 2/10 mess, 9/10 pitch, 6/10 volume

"AaiiI'ICSSHHH-iewh~!"

actual sneeze kind of blends together and sounds sort of harsh but it's tempered by an extremely girly, softer ending

extremely itchy sounding

sneezes in fits of two to three, sometimes more

drops her head to sneeze

like she doesn't necessarily bend over or stoop down, she like cranes her neck downwards

sneezes into a tissue if available, turns away from people if not

she'll stifle the next fit if there's another after the first during a moment

"Aah-xxngh/CHT!"

stifles are almost louder than the actual sneeze gang

puts a hand over her mouth/nose when stifling

drawn out, shallow hitches over the span of a couple of seconds before a fit

no sneefies :(

you really see it in her eyes more than anything; they grow panicked and then unfocused

no allergies, doesn't get sick very easy

scents are fine

but her nose is SUPER sensitive to touch, temperature, and other sensations

literally her own hair falling onto her nose will get her hitching

you know what REALLY gets her going? static shocks.

you know what her extremely unstable electric arts give her to several parts of her body? static shocks.

you know what happens when she loses control of her arts because she sneezes so much? static freaking shocks

she thinks it's horrible and she hates it. it's a nasty little feedback loop

covering her nose helps a little

not too concerned about sneezing in front of others in and of itself, she just fears her arts getting out of control

appreciates being blessed at least... it's a small but welcome comfort

#snz #snk kink #sneeze kink #snzknights #snzblr #snz headcanons #here you go gg anon :]#these were fun! i liked learning about gg and i actually rolled her right after i got your ask LOL #so thank you for blessing me with her #wild how she's one of the most powerful operators in the game and she has zero combat ability in lore #strawberry doggo barber's perpetual bad day now made worse with magical sneeze tropes #you're welcome goldenglow~

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snzinite · 11 months ago

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Andreana

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 10+/10 mess, 4/10 pitch, 6/10 volume

"Eh-(I)T'CSHHH-(oo!)"

i've decided as i study sneeze sounds that the english alphabet fails me, and i don't really care to get creative with bolding or italics so i'll just describe what it's like

it's short and somewhat explosive, has a sort of cough vibe to it/the short of chest/throaty sound in the release if you know what i mean. if anyone has a way to spell that sound hmu

very messy, but that isn't the worst of it

folks shes a squid. her snot is inky.

it's sticky and stains everything black except her own skin, but it's still extremely visible against it

if she were to spray it would aerosolize some of it

thankfully she always, ALWAYS sneezes into her gloves or her black handkerchief, which she pretends is an oiling rag if it ever comes up (they look equally as stained and dirty)

oh god she is mortified of sneezing in front of almost anyone. anything but that please she begs you

she's slightly more comfortable in front of other aegir like the aby/ssal hunte/rs etc

but in general she thinks of her sneezes as messy and gross

she doesn't even let her guard down when she's on her own, she'll just try to blow whatever's irritating her out of her nose incessantly to the point of rubbing her nose raw. something something the devil you know is better than the devil you don't i guess

hates being blessed because it means she has to confront the fact that she sneezed in front of someone all over again

she's super sympathetic to how other people feel about sneezing and whether they want it acknowledged or not as a result

buildups are breathy and last for around ten seconds. she has a lot of false starts because she figures better safe than sorry

stifling still causes her to drip so she figures there's no point

she holds back and fights off sneezing for as much as humanly possible

she's totally the person who is always sniffling wetly or scrunching/rubbing her nose every ten seconds when she's sick

allergic to most tree pollen, but it's nothing drowning herself in allergy meds can't stymie

not photic per se but bright light makes her nose a lot more sensitive to everything (in addition to her eyes being sensitive to bright light in general)

immune system is torn between being strong for an aegir and being worn down by land-dwelling illnesses so it nets out to being average strength

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzknights #snzblr #snz headcanons #abyssal hunters anon come get your food #sorry this is like a million years late #also i know you were probably expecting one of the main 3 #ill probably get to them eventually but she's my favorite :>#i mean sure i gave her a sneeze she hates but hey #it's tough love

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