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Ask and you shall receive ¬
Bless you, but this just makes what Alfred does even more baffling.
19 bedrooms. (I’m assuming similar, if not more, bathrooms.
2 libraries.
2 ballrooms.
2 kitchens. (Plus a scullery. And that’s an industrial freezer. My dudes, that is built for restaurants. Can you imagine having to clean that out every so often?)
2 dinning rooms and a breakfast nook.
That laundry room is the size of a laundromat.
Plus, if it’s carpet, they have to get that cleaned. Which is a lot of work for one dude.
Even if everyone pitched in by just cleaning after themselves, it’s still a pain in the ass to maintain.
And, let’s face it, Bruce’s paranoid ass will only hire people on rare occasions incase they might snoop or be a danger to the family. (NDA’s and background checks for everybody and their Brother.)
So, HOW THE FUCK IS ALFRED CLEANING ALL THIS? I need cleaning tips from him. Forget Marie Kondo, Alfred is the GOAT of order. And, he’s hiding guns in this place. Guns that need to probably be maintain.
God, I’d give Bruce so much shit if I was him. All his snark/sarcasm is completely justified.
#luluramblings#answered asks#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#batfam x reader#batfamily x reader#yandere dc#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batfamily x reader#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#batmam#dc comics
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Spider and Bat Snippets!
[Part 1] [Part 3]
Spider!(Y/N): Oh! Yeah, Batman is the second funiest guy I know.
Batmam: (Slowly blinking.)
Spider!(Y/N): See! A comedic genius!
Flash: Who's the first?
Spider!(Y/N): My nieghbor, Frank!
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"I'm just so worried how to ask them.." "
Frowning in thought, you glance at the crowd of prestige and wealth. Frank sighs gloomily, adjusting his bow-tie, the fun color matching your outfit.
"Well, I'll show so you don't have to worry! I'll ask someone out right now!" You huff courageously.
"(Y/N)-!" Frank whines at you. Tugging at your arm quickly so you wouldn't do something so idiotic. But you resisted! Skipping around the vast ballroom with your buddy trailing behind.
The Wayne heir, overhearing the discussion, straightens his back slightly. Scaning over his suit in case of any stains from the wine glass he held. Finding none, he smirks, readying himself for your pursuit.
Hearing your excited footsteps, he sips his wine casually. Acting non-chalant as he was, "Brucie Wayne" tonight.
"Excuse me, hello!" You chirp.
Slowly turning around, lips kissing the rim of his glass. He grined-
You pass him by easily, walking over to a grumpy older gentleman. "Would you wanna' go out some time?" You questioned.
The man sneers, looking you up and down. Scoffing at your display of obliviousness. "I'd rather not, young lady." He snipped distastefully, as his friends chuckled snootily. "I have better.. Investments, who are more poised and respectable than your imbecile nature." He huffed, storming off as his lackys followed.
Frank walks to your side, worriedly checking your expression.
Blinking, you frown, glancing at your friend. "Hm. Well, that's not a good example... Sorry Frank." You state with a good-natured shrug.
"Augh... That was more embarrssing than-Than.. Oh! I don't even know!" Franks drags you along to the food table. Chiding you for your antics while you nod along, grabbing a few tiny cakes from the dessert table.
"Excuse me? Miss." A composed and charming voice breaks through your friends rant.
Turning around, you stare at the newcommer.
"I couldn't help but overhear-"
"Cupcake?"
You offer a plate, holding the tasty pastry out to him politely.
Taking it in stride, his fingers linger around your wrist as he acepts the item. "Thank you."
You beam, a gummy smile on your lips as you nod. Turning away from him, attention back on your friend.
"Don't worry Frank, I, may not as good at flirting..." You pause, grabbing another cupcake, offering one to the unknown man beside you. He smiles sweetly, wordlessly thanking you.
You grab a tasty cream puff for yourself.
"...But?"
"Hm? Oh... Right! You'll be better at it than I am! For sure." Stuffing the treat down your throat, you take Franks arm and walk away.
"...." Eye slighty twitching at the encounter, Bruce sips his wine. Glancing at the two little treats that sat on his plate.
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"B? What's wrong?" Fretting over him was a common thing for you at this point. While you trusted him more than anyone should. You still were a nosy spider.
"B..?" You tag at his cape, before crawling on his shoulders.
"B!" You lean your head over him. Watching him lower his head back to his bat-communicator. Biting your lip, you huff at him.
"Batsy?" That earned you a pinch on your calves.
"OW-ch! Hey!?" You grumble, barely keeping yourself afloat on his back. Leaning back and forth unsteadily until you grabbed his cowls ears.
"Phew~..." You let out a sigh of relief as you hear your partner grunt. "You're the one giving me the silent treatment on patrol." You grumble quietly, pulling at his cowl with a harsh tug as he smacked your hand away.
"Hey, B?"
"..."
"... I like you too B." You smile, as you hear him scoff. Giggling, you adjust yourself, taking out your web shooter. "You're amazing! Spectacular, even!" You hop off him and walk forward. Shooting out a web, you watch him stalk forward. Gazing farway as you notice the Bat-Burger ad.
"Huh!? No way.. Your serious?" You squeak out, jittering in place as he silently nods.
"Okay-! Yes! Oh, we should probably get Robin some food too!" You ramble as your partner takes out his bat-grapling hook. You shoot out a web and dash forward, jumping high as your web rockets yourself forward.
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[Just a silly thing I wanted to post since I haven't wrote in a bit! I made this a while back, if you guys like the series let me know! Comments, Reblogs, fan art whatever is always Appreciated.]
#yandere batman#batman the animated series#batmam#dc batman x reader#dc batman#yandere dc x reader#dc x y/n#batman x batmom#batman x y/n#batman x you#batman x reader#batman#batfam#bruce wayne x y/n#batmom x bruce wayne#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne x you#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#bwfa#batfam imagine#batfam x reader#batfamily#batboys x reader#batblob#spider!reader#spider!(y/n)#y/n#dc x reader#dc x you
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DC x DP x Kingsmen
(This is the most niche thing ever but I love it sm and am not sorry)
Danny was recruited an unknown agency but they promise him one thing if he accepts: train the newbies and do his job. In turn they promise him global protection. Protection from the world powers, the JL, the GIW and a chance to expand upon his current skill sets.
The JL are at a loss by just finding out about this organization having slipped under their noses. At the dapper dressed but obviously incredibly skilled fighter in the middle of the Watch tower.
“You know I didn’t think the doomsday protocol would lead me here…”
“Where are you from?”Batman presses. The man gives a fanged smile offering a hand.
“I’m from Kingsman.”
“The tailors?!?”Barry exclaims. The man only gives a nod.
“The very same.”
#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny phantom au#batfam#danny fenton#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp fic#batfamily#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp x Kingsman#kingsman#kingsmen golden circle#kingsmen secret service#kingsmen su#prompt#Barry Allen#batmam#i have so many thoughts#I have started on this au in my google doc and I will be writing for it
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Lego joker??????!!!!?? Why do you have a crowbar????? Wait- STOP GOING NEAR ROBIN WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
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I love it when fics recreate the custody battle that Jason was involved in Pre-Crisis
Yes, both Batmam and Nocturna wanted to take him in after his parents died (also Dick), so the two had a custody battle.
I like it and I think it's funny.
Because post-crisis it went like this:
Catherine: *died* aw dangit
Willis: *died* aw dangit
Sheila: *betrayed him, HE died to save her. She died anyway* aw dangit
Batman: *Didn't change anything after his death and saved Joker but left him in the rubble* aw dangit
So yeah someone should have a custody battle over Jason. This boy deserves some love
#jason todd#robin jason todd#robin!jason#robin ii#pre crisis#pre crisis jason todd#batmam#batman comics#dc#dc comics#dccomics#detective comics#jason todd fanfiction#batman fanfiction#dc fanfic#dc fandom#batman fandom#red hood#dc jason todd#dc red hood#willis todd#catherine todd#sheila haywood#bruce wayne#nocturna#natalia knight
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#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#dc#comics#funny comic#memes#dank memes#funny#funny content#funny post#funny stuff#best memes#fresh memes#hilarious#lol memes#meme#batmam#robin#superman#the flash#funny puns#puns#pun humour
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“Sonadow batjokes” this.. “Sonadow Superbat”
SOCIETY! I CRAVE! I CRAVE SHADOURGE BATJOKES! I CRAVE KNUXADOW SUPERBAT!! THOSE SHIPS MATCH EACH OTHER WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT! WHY ARE WE SO BLINDED BY SONADOW?!?
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b.. if jay could hear you rn. owning up to ur mistakes. admitting ur fault (its his fault shut up). vowing revenge. THE GROWTH.
poor jay though. those flashbacks are not going to bode well for anyone.
#wfa spoilers#jason todd is a good brother#jason todd#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batmam#signal#red hood#joker#fuck you joker#my poor baby jay
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Jason cosplay :00
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WIP of Sofia Falcone new fav evil woman 🤩
#artists on tumblr#digital art#sofia falcone#the penguin#the batman#cristin milioti#my art#art wip#small artist#digital drawing#art#commisions open#batmam
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I'm currently reading the current wonderwoman run and can anyone explain why Jon is a teenager again?
I'm not a fan of the super family and quite frankly cannot afford to buy all the comics to go down the rabbit hole.
But I know that he and Damian were the same age, and they were besties, the super sons and everything, and then I know that Jon goes off world and ends up aging and experiencing years when earth just experiences a couple weeks. Leading to Jon being significantly older.
But in the current wonderwoman run (and trinity) he appears to be the same age as Damian the whole time.
Where did the change happen?
#comics#dc comics#superman#jon kent#superboy#supersons#batmam#batfamily#damian wayne#jonathan Kent#wonder woman#dawn of DC#Trinity#jamie shut the fuck up#personal blog#just vibing#rambling
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You know how nothing quiet bond's a family like getting together to make fun of the cousins this with the batfamily only nothing quiet bond's them like making fun of the arrows
#dc#batmam#dc comics#and vise versa#like the bats especially#bc they will be having a full out war#but theyll still bond#over talking shit about the arrows#its just what families do
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Tumblr I need a favor. Can someone please explain to me the Batfamily (DC Comics)?
I've seen a lot about them everywhere, but only know the gist. Can someone explain to me the members of Batfamily and their dynamics please? Thanks! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
(Please I REALLY don't want to have to read the comics I just cannot-)
#batfam#dc comics#batmam#batfamily#help i dont want to read a million comics#i just want to read batfam family fluff is that to much to ask for
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Bruce's mother was killed by a thief, he falls for killers and thieves. Reverse Oedipus complex.
#dc#dc comics#batmam#bruce wayne#batman comics#comics#funny#joke#character analysis#media analysis#comic books#martha wayne#the waynes#joe chill#selina kyle#catwoman#talia al ghul#talia head#ghostmaker#minhkhoa khan#lgbtq+#queer headcanons#canon queer characters#ships#batcat#brutalia#ghostbat
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This is a redraw from something I drew I while ago. I just wanted to try a different artstyle.
#artists on tumblr#original art#batman art#batmam#batman detective comics#batman#dc fanart#dc joker#joker fanart#joker dc#joker batman#joker#lego batman#lego joker#ibispaintedit#batman fandom#batman fanart
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