#evil wizard spells

[karma-wizard]

Okay so one of my friends works at subway (not sponsored) and got yelled at by some guy who wanted 8 footlongs in 10 minutes. So he’s pissed off the revenge wizard.

I CAST

EARWIGS IN HIS SHOWER AND ROACHES IN HIS SINK PIPES

UNTIL HE LEARNS TO BE RESPECTFUL TOWARDS FOOD SERVICE EMPLOYEES.

Because I’ve been there and hate people like that >:(

[smegmascot]

when you’re a hot male elf and The Wizard hits you with that Big Naturals Blast 😓

[vibtttt]

i am an EVIL WIZARD i cast EVIL WIZARD SPELLS in my EVIL WIZARD TOWER and go to EVIL WIZARD COLLEGE

i have an EVIL WIZARD STUDENT LOAN and have EVIL WIZARD DEPRESSION

[geekinthesheet5]

All according to plan😛

[serpentgoat]

Pride in the dungeons

I wish leabians were real

[unistep-doodls]

🔥⛈️VERY evil wizard⛈️🔥 shrinks you

[wizardofthepit]

*My loyal servant* Please my liege, I am begging you to wait before taking more of that edible. My liege, you do not know the dosage and it has only been 60 minutes!

*My evil servant* He lies, my liege. You have a high tolerance and therefore should take more. Tonight will certainly be a calm orb pondering and not a time of heart racing and the horrors.

(Sorry for formatting as I am on my mobile orb)

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[carnivalwizard]

looking for wizards to follow! if you have the words wizard, mage, orb, warlock, etc. in your username or are particularly susceptible to evil curses and hexes then please like/reblog this post! <]:•}

[potatoisasnake]

Pov: you just scorched the fairy milk infront of me and ruied the bountiful harvest potion

[karma-wizard]

You know what? I’m gonna start hitting people I don’t like with evil wizard spells. Say something hateful? BOOM your socks are gonna be wet for ten years. Idgaf 🤷🏻

[kharak-the-skeleton]

UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:

POVERTY

SKRINK SKULL

GENESÖN

ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER

GORT RAY

RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY

EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS

DAMNATION TO HELL

1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE

SUMMON TOD

[igorlevchenko-blog]

A word on Constant Effect Enchantments

We've had occasion before now to reflect how constant Illusion enchantments are detrimental to one's mental health. @theseventhoffrostfall has aptly dubbed it "the dunmer version of lead-based makeup" which also underscores how it became a kind of fashion statement, to cloak oneself in, say, cumulative Chameleon enchantments, in civil setting. The harmful effects of illusion magic ranges from insidious to truly devastating: as is the case with Sanctuary spell, shown to be the main driver of disassociative disorders—conditions that involve experiencing a loss of connection between thoughts, memories, feelings, surroundings, behavior and identity. Under these circumstances, one can imagine how even the lowliest Light spell—if made into a constant effect—would be further exasperating these symptoms.

Here I refer you to my monograph: "On pathology of indirect Light spells", Black Horse Courier Press, Imperial city.

While Reflect and Detect spells (of Mysticism school) may work towards eroding one's circumspection—the ethereality, the ghostliness of Sanctuary is an assault on faculties most fundamental.

So once again I ask you to call upon your local Council-members to vote on banning this magical mal-practice!

[daunt-the-wizard-bitch]

Making my robe cloak and hat out of denim call me the Jizzard

[legobeetle]

magma doodles watching lmk with a friend :o]

[meownotgood]

also while I'm on the topic of being off topic. this is my beloved durge tav moon. her wizard boyfriend sprays her with water when she tries to bite people