#evil wizard spells

[smegmascot]

when you’re a hot male elf and The Wizard hits you with that Big Naturals Blast 😓

[vibtttt]

i am an EVIL WIZARD i cast EVIL WIZARD SPELLS in my EVIL WIZARD TOWER and go to EVIL WIZARD COLLEGE

i have an EVIL WIZARD STUDENT LOAN and have EVIL WIZARD DEPRESSION

[geekinthesheet5]

All according to plan😛

[serpentgoat]

Pride in the dungeons

I wish leabians were real

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[carnivalwizard]

looking for wizards to follow! if you have the words wizard, mage, orb, warlock, etc. in your username or are particularly susceptible to evil curses and hexes then please like/reblog this post! <]:•}

[potatoisasnake]

Pov: you just scorched the fairy milk infront of me and ruied the bountiful harvest potion

[kharak-the-skeleton]

UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:

POVERTY

SKRINK SKULL

GENESÖN

ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER

GORT RAY

RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY

EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS

DAMNATION TO HELL

1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE

SUMMON TOD

[igorlevchenko-blog]

A word on Constant Effect Enchantments

We've had occasion before now to reflect how constant Illusion enchantments are detrimental to one's mental health. @theseventhoffrostfall has aptly dubbed it "the dunmer version of lead-based makeup" which also underscores how it became a kind of fashion statement, to cloak oneself in, say, cumulative Chameleon enchantments, in civil setting. The harmful effects of illusion magic ranges from insidious to truly devastating: as is the case with Sanctuary spell, shown to be the main driver of disassociative disorders—conditions that involve experiencing a loss of connection between thoughts, memories, feelings, surroundings, behavior and identity. Under these circumstances, one can imagine how even the lowliest Light spell—if made into a constant effect—would be further exasperating these symptoms.

Here I refer you to my monograph: "On pathology of indirect Light spells", Black Horse Courier Press, Imperial city.

While Reflect and Detect spells (of Mysticism school) may work towards eroding one's circumspection—the ethereality, the ghostliness of Sanctuary is an assault on faculties most fundamental.

So once again I ask you to call upon your local Council-members to vote on banning this magical mal-practice!

[daunt-the-wizard-bitch]

Making my robe cloak and hat out of denim call me the Jizzard

[legobeetle]

magma doodles watching lmk with a friend :o]

[meownotgood]

also while I'm on the topic of being off topic. this is my beloved durge tav moon. her wizard boyfriend sprays her with water when she tries to bite people

[the-jesting-magus]

GOD I LOVE ABUSING SLEEPING MAGIC. CURSE OF NAPTIME!

[simone-da-witch]

hello i am but a humble spellwright looking who has fallen ill to the curse of wrighter's block so i will be a spell-rater until i break this curse

pls send me spell descriptions or ideas and i will name and refine them, all while properly crediting u as co-creator of the spell

u can also send me ur spells and i will rate them for u

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[potatoisasnake]

Curse me to be a frog? Not dastardly enough! Bitch! Humorous for you but I am delighted to be an amphibian.