#evil spells

[kharak-the-skeleton]

UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:

POVERTY

SKRINK SKULL

GENESÖN

ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER

GORT RAY

RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY

EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS

DAMNATION TO HELL

1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE

SUMMON TOD

[conkreetmonkey]

Was thinking abt how fossils are akin to the Ship of Thesues and started wondering if an evil wizard with a skeleton army could reanimate a dinosaur despite no original material from the actual corpse being present.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Morbid Angel - Evil Spells

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

Imagine having the power to turn water into wine,everyone would think youre an alcoholic or that its a miracle like when jesus did it, meanwhile you can turn a person into being 60% wine and kill them instantly or destroy the entire planet's ecosystem by turning the entire sea into wine. Jesus made water wine, wine transmuters make humans whine. The Wild Wine Wizard has a 100% mortality rate.

[neoitem]

[mr-kiwi-the-wizard]

Woe; Quicklime be upon ye!

[grimbuscula]

a fucking WIZARD

[kharak-the-skeleton]

EVIL AND SINISTER BUT NOT LESBIAN, AM U STILL SAFE

u are all so so loved by me

[kharak-the-skeleton]

FUCK YOU I CAST 600 KILOGRAM TOENAILS.

[cleric-posting]

It's kinda homophobic how the puss when the bone stick out (⁠༎ຶ⁠ n ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

[talosine]

Fucked up D&D spell idea:

Duress

Third level Enchantment spell that allows you to give the target an instruction, so long as they are reasonably capable of complying with it. If the spell succeeds, the target will take 1d4 psychic damage if they ever defy the instruction, as their body is wracked with crippling agony. The spell lasts for 8 hours, and requires concentration, but you can’t break out early with a wisdom save.

Note that this is not a charm effect, and there is no compulsion placed upon the target. It is fully up to them what they do, as long as they can withstand the excruciating pain.

There would also be a greater version and a mass version

[kharak-the-skeleton]

DISPELLED.

AND AS A COUNTER I CAST “1000 YEARS CUSTOMER SERVICE”

MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMー💘

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

emag eht tsol tsuj uoy

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[femmephantasm]

anyone wanna be my skeleton minions (sexual) (girls only)

[kharak-the-skeleton]

I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell