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This isn’t even an overreaction to how good Special K is

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finally: The Frogg

Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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as it usually goes with this particular creator, I started out trying to make something normal, then immediately realized that things start getting cartoonishly weird the second you start fiddling with the presets. I think a big part of it is that this game forces you to have a massive thigh gap no matter what. Anyways, say hello to Slam-Ma

Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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and for the ladies, The Rat Manette

Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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oh cool, it remembered The Rat Man from last time

Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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hey so btw did you know that the demo for Street Fighter 6 is over 16 gigabytes. wtf is up with that. it's a fucking demo.

Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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Favorite thing: downloading demos for games I do not ever intend to buy, playing with the character creator for a few hours, maybe taking a few screenshots of what I create that I will never look at ever again, and then uninstalling the demo. Sometimes I redownload a demo I've already done this for a few months later. They should create a game that's just character customization, I think.

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

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4. Now, it would probably be most advisable to, instead of setting up The Midnight Game pre-entry, hold off until the kiss, at which point your dream self starts and beats The Midnight Game before doing anything else. The whole idea of this challenge, however, is to technically have all five games running concurrently for maximum chaos, and doing this would mean there's no overlap between The Midnight Game and Zathura. Now, what we're going to do INSTEAD, which is the only way this can work, is assume your dream self and your original self count as the same individual for the purpose of The Midnight Game. Presumably, when your house gets Sburb Isekai'd, the Midnight Man and his game come with it. This is important, because I think you'd need to enter Sburb and THEN Zathura for it to work. This is because the Zathura isekai is temporary and your house returns to where it was when you beat the game, whereas the Sburb isekai is permanent, so I'm assuming that a Sburb isekai from within Zathura would simply remove you from Zathura's game space permanently, forfeiting Zathura. If you beat Zathura AFTER entering Sburb, your house would presumably be returned to your personal land, resuming Sburb. So, to get all five games to overlap, we need to go Jumanji+Sburb+The Midnight Game in any order, probably The Midnight Game last because it's the most immediately dangerous of the first three, THEN SAO, THEN Zathura. So basically, by surrounding your original self with salt, that self has lost The Midnight Game, but if we assume your dream self can still win it as "the same person" (which is the only real way this can work, a comatose person in nervegear would obviously die in The Midnight Game), they're going to have to win it from within Zathura, with their three teammates (with potentially infinite time duplicates), stowaway Jumanji enemies/effects, Zathura enemies/effects, AND stowaway Sburb enemies all running around, all while your other self plays SAO. Presumably, the next few hours are absolute hell, but MAYBE the sheer density of bullshit will distract The Midnight Man and make it easier. Who knows? Assuming your dream self wins The Midnight Game, you can then beat Zathura, return to Sburb, beat it and Jumanji concurrently, and then, FINALLY, see your other self beat SAO, concluding the challenge.

Starting concurrent sessions of Jumanji, Zathura, Sburb, Sword Art Online and The Midnight Game in what Twitch moderation staff are calling “technically not against TOS, but please don’t,” and what I’M calling “the next big thing.”

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(the following post has been divvied up into two reblogs because it gets so fuckin wordy) I've been thinking about this post, and I think this situation is probably winnable (the win condition being not only survival but winning all five games), assuming you rope in three other people to fulfill the presumably mandatory multiplayer requirements of Jumanji, Zathura and Sburb, (I'm going off of the Jumanji and Zathura movies, not the books, which is probably sacrilege to some people but idc, this is just a goofy hypothetical I'm trying not to overthink too hard). (I know that a solo session of an altered form of Jumanji is shown in the second film, and that, while that guy got stuck in an extremely difficult situation for years and had to wait for someone else to join, presumably somebody COULD win solo if they were smart enough about it, but I think this is only really winnable if we play the board game anyway, because that one doesn't isekai you UNLESS you attempt a solo session, otherwise bringing the jungle to you), have at least one time and one space player in Sburb, and enter Sburb BEFORE Zathura, to Russian nesting doll the otherwise conflicting whole-house-isekai effects of the two. My logic is as follows (I had to rewrite this list a few times, lol): 1. set up every game aside from Zathura BEFORE entering SAO, because obviously you won't be able to do much once you have the nervegear on. 2. enter Sburb, isekaiing the building you are in to your personal land. Have everyone else enter as well. You could probably make this work best by setting up Jumanji in your house, then having everyone else run to neighboring houses, all setting up Sburb at the same time. 3. ASSUMING that being under the effects of nervegear doesn't count as a comatose state sufficient to awaken one's dream self: the time player, from some point in the future, arrives in your home, travels back to the moment you put the nervegear on and kisses you, awakening your dream self. From this point forward, your "original" self's only goal is beating SAO, and your dream self will be handling pretty much every other game. Just to be safe, the time player surrounds your SAO self with a ring of salt, and barricades the shit out of your door from the outside.

Starting concurrent sessions of Jumanji, Zathura, Sburb, Sword Art Online and The Midnight Game in what Twitch moderation staff are calling “technically not against TOS, but please don’t,” and what I’M calling “the next big thing.”

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Didn't get it. I kind of knew I wouldn't because I didn't have outdoor work experience and the manager was really looking for that, and I interviewed with an old semi-retired guy hiring for a physical job, and I don't look very strong or manly, so if anyone with outdoor work experience or broader shoulders walked in, I'd immediately be below them in the running. It was unrealistic for me to expect to land this job (manual labor in yard of hardware store). Still, I appreciate the kind words.

Job interview for a job I really hope I get in 2 hours. I’m feeling good about it because I’ve had two fortune cookies that said “financial opportunity ahead” and “something wonderful is about to happen to you” and neither have come true yet so this might be it

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Susie's idea

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear