#evil billionaire

[thoughtportal]

technological boogie man

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[alinacapellabooks]

Thanks for tagging me! I only have one OC who truly fits the villain bill so far, so I’m bringing out Orpheus/Viceroy Steadman for this one! If NOTBM gets a fandom, he will be one of the only villains in fandom history who doesn’t get blorbified…

1.) Perverting the course of justice. He has helped his son, Brooklyn, get away with heinous crimes

2.) Tax evasion. He lies to the government about his profits so that he doesn’t have to pay as much tax

3.) Fraud. He lied to Hades about the reason why he wanted his bracelet, and he’s refusing to honour his end of the deal in exchange for using it

4.) Murder. Goes without saying, but he uses his powers to murder people he feels threatened by

5.) Property damage. He has destroyed multiple buildings, cars, and even historical landmarks in his quest to murder the people on his hit-list

6.) Money laundering. He has been involved in several money laundering scandals involving the embezzlement of funds

Leaving this tag open!

😈 Villain Crimes Tag 😈

Thank you for tagging me for this game, @mysticstarlightduck ! ✨

Rules: List all the real-world crimes your villains are guilty of committing!

A loooooot of my villains in my books are VERY spoiler-y, but I will give a taste of one from Peter Hart:

Baron Alastair of Port Mayor 🇬🇧

But wait Goldie, I hear you asking: isn’t he a part of parliament? What crimes is he committing so closely in the Royal Courts? Oh boy, let me tell you:

1. Treason to the crown. He goes behind Duke Matthias’s back to work with all sorts of pirates and criminals.

2. Forgery of an official in higher status. Lots of documents that never made it to his boss’s desk. Hmmm 🤔

3. Murder. Lots of murder. Oh my gods so much murder. Pirates and naval officers are not safe from his crack shot rifle aim.

4. Theft. Steals and rotates documents around like passing a blunt at a party.

5. Impersonation of higher officials in parliament.

6. Illegal trade. This was VERY common in the courts, and one of the incentives for parliament to work with pirates.

7. Misappropriation of Government Funds for his own personal gain.

In other words, man is a politician 😂✨

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[prole-log]

[kagoutiss]

what if there were 2 old fucks… can u imagine

[wanologic]

vlad met him there via helicopter

[ravenkings]

i also think it's high time that we talk more about what a fucking freak peter thiel is

[atmiek]

[the-abyss-of-fandoms]

Me when the villagers start throwing their axes at me and I’m at low health: Please stop I’m just a woman. Playing this nightmare of a game

[firelise]

The lack of Harper so far in this season of Industry is truly so ominous and terrifying. It's like when u go to kill a giant spider in ur house and it's just. Gone. where is it. what. is it. Doing.

[thoughtportal]

pay the writers

[onlytiktoks]

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/blackstone-nears-deal-jersey-mikes-subs-source-says-2024-11-19/

[vladdyissues]

Everytime I see Vlad I just go “would.”

This blog is a constant daddy-issue checker for me, Hal xD

He sure makes it easy, doesn't he?

[viiliskivi]

Me when I go to Lidl, because I have extra time before my bus arrives, and they're selling this banger of a comic (D 2024-005)

I can't believe we got these 3 working together

They're crying because they're stuck on mars and no one cares about them enough to try save them 😨

[shitswiftiessay]

Brittany Mahomes: tells the victims of Jackson Mahomes and the people who support them to “just shut up.”

Taylor Swift: “So hey, let’s be friends!” 😍👯‍♀️

“the implications of these pictures” yeah the implications are pretty fucking big. after all those speeches she made about believing victims she’s now publicly holding hands with a woman who tried to SILENCE said victims.

And where are all those swifties who claim Taylor had “no choice” but to sit in a booth with Brittany and Jackson Mahomes? They are pretty fucking quiet now, aren’t they?

[reality-detective]

Another CEO steps down 🤔