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the submarine was a mouse trap for billionaires
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
#billionaire#rich people#Elon would just be insufferable#just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever#I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with#still evil#but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore#bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with#again. still super evil#but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death
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The Story Goes On
I’ve officially been signed up for four of the five classes I have to take for my final semester of college, it doesn’t feel real, honestly. It seems like the entire time I’ve been there has both taken so long and been just a blink of an eye. I’ve made friends, I’ve connected with some of the professors, I’ve made memories and I’ve learned a good deal – but even with all of this… I would be lying…
#2024#ADHD#afraid#alarms#anti-capitalism#Anxiety#bi#billionaires#billionaires are evil#bills#biphobia#capitalism#Career#cog#cog in the machine#College#death#death mention#define myself#depressing#Depression#election#elon musk#elongated muskrat#erase myself#executive dysfunction#exist#Existance#Existence#Fascism
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what if there were 2 old fucks… can u imagine
#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#sdv#sdv spoilers#grandpa#mister qi#mr. qi#sorry for posting the evil geriatric guys from stardew so much lately i promise you i did not plan this#i dont care about anything else in this game i just want to know that these 2 did lsd together in the sdv equivalent of the 60s#and then like one of them became an immortal billionaire and one of them died and its a weird situation but they are making it work
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vlad met him there via helicopter
#danny phantom#it’s important to me that dan wears nike and danny wears adidas#dan takes advantage of being in a billionaires care#spoils himself with everything he wants#as is his right#vlad is trying redemption on for size#but it doesn’t fit very well#finally got an evil son who has to stick around#by law#dan sees vlad as a babysitter/parole officer#he thinks vlad is pathetic#but hey#anything is better than more thermos time#they can be bad at being good together#dark danny#vlad masters#guys the brainrot is so bad#I’m digging an au tunnel to nowhere lmao#hope u guys enjoy#college au
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i also think it's high time that we talk more about what a fucking freak peter thiel is
#like if you are looking for the archetypal shadowy billionaire who funds evil political causes he's literally right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he literally does for the right what conservatives think george soros does for the left#politics#text
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#capcom#biohazard#resident evil#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#karl heisenberg#heisenberg#billionaire international#for @bryndeavour#where's that boulder punching asshole when you need him
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Me when the villagers start throwing their axes at me and I’m at low health: Please stop I’m just a woman. Playing this nightmare of a game
#I swear in the valley they just kept spawning#I was like I am at 13 bullets and no shotgun#imma bounce ran from those bullet sponges#faster then a cooperate billionaire does from not paying taxes#resident evil#resident evil 4#video games#woman playing video games#dark souls trauma#resident evil remake#resident evil 4 remake#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon kennedy x y/n#leon kennedy imagine
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The lack of Harper so far in this season of Industry is truly so ominous and terrifying. It's like when u go to kill a giant spider in ur house and it's just. Gone. where is it. what. is it. Doing.
#her mind#what is she cooking she's bout to be an evil billionaire next season#I'm so scared#harper stern#hbo industry#industry hbo#industry
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Everytime I see Vlad I just go “would.”
This blog is a constant daddy-issue checker for me, Hal xD
He sure makes it easy, doesn't he?
#asks#danny phantom#vlad masters#hjbendergifs#can't believe i'm into the dumb evil billionaire with a weird head#if i had any self respect left i'd be ashamed of myself#we're all stars now#on the vlad squad
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Me when I go to Lidl, because I have extra time before my bus arrives, and they're selling this banger of a comic (D 2024-005)
I can't believe we got these 3 working together
They're crying because they're stuck on mars and no one cares about them enough to try save them 😨
#Ok I Get Flintheart's tears but#Did Rockerduck just forget that Jeeves exists or?..#flintheart glomgold#john d rockerduck#scrooge mcduck#duckblr#duck comics#THIS COMIC HAS SUCH A PRETTY FLINTHEART#AND THEN THEY ALL HUG GYRO AT ONE POINT WAAHH THEY'RE SUCH CUTE EVIL BILLIONAIRES#I won't spoil more
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Brittany Mahomes: tells the victims of Jackson Mahomes and the people who support them to “just shut up.”
Taylor Swift: “So hey, let’s be friends!” 😍👯♀️
“the implications of these pictures” yeah the implications are pretty fucking big. after all those speeches she made about believing victims she’s now publicly holding hands with a woman who tried to SILENCE said victims.
And where are all those swifties who claim Taylor had “no choice” but to sit in a booth with Brittany and Jackson Mahomes? They are pretty fucking quiet now, aren’t they?
#anti taylor swift#there is no fucking way she doesn’t know at this point#she just does not care she really does not care#fuck her evil billionaire ass
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Another CEO steps down 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourselves#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do your own research#do some research#do your research#ask yourself questions#question everything#save the children#save humanity#corruption#evil lives here#billionaires
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my last time speaking on this bc I’m back to my smut and stupid shit afterwards (cause yk this is my safe space 🤪😜🫶🏾👍🏾) , but I’m genuinely scared, not just for this presidency but my local leadership too. Hence why I always make such an emphasis on it. I live in a small town and it’s very much class/racially divided. The sheriff (a white woman btw but a woman nonetheless) has been actively trying to harass and run everyone from my side of town. She pretty much wrote off this area as a bunch of drug addicts and says ‘she hopes we all just kill each other’. (My family has never done, sold or even been around drugs and yet her dumbass cops are convinced bc we’re black with nice vehicles, that we must sell). She’s also pushing for the gentrification of our area so all of her rich cohorts can come and tear down our houses and build a suburbia. Just the other day, a cop made me move my vehicle from in front of a store I park at all the time bc im disabled and even the closest parking spot is far on this leg and he did it just to be an asshole. I can’t even cry abt this presidency yet bc I’m now worried that my local leaders are going to make our lives hell. Not to mention, they voted no on abortions and gender affirming care as well. I hate it here so fucking bad.
#🪷—faerie whispers#side note and lowkey unpopular opinion#but both sides reasoning were short sighted and vain#I saw someone say ‘ppl only voted for trump bc he’s a man and more economically popular’#and ykw for some people that eas just enough#there is a huge gap in our gen’s beliefs and ideas and our parents aunties grandparents etc#I hate to say this but our parents don’t gaf abt things like Palestine and lgbtq rights#they care about being able to retire earn money and pay their mortgages/rent#they don’t care abt the same things that we do and the dems underestimated that#I’d be a hypocrite if I said one was a better choice than the other bc the things that are important to me#they both stood against#so I can’t lesser of two evils my way out of it#not to mention the tone deafness of having millionaires and billionaires campaigning for you in a time where ppl cannot afford basic things#idk how I feel atp#i think each side voted for the wrong reasons and I cannot get over that#either way I already know this is going to be black ppl’s faults#we’re going to get the blame while simultaneously getting the short end of the stick#I really do not want to be alive anymore
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Hello from twitter
#remember to always keep hold of your social media account folks!!#then when an evil billionaire takes control and drives it into the ground you always have a backup cesspool to hop into
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