#everything is good in moderation tho

[arttsuka]

i just realized I didnt finish writing sorry yes i meant type of food

Yes I figured something was wrong, anyway it's ok.

I wouldn't say I like sour foods. As I grew older I started appreciating all flavors and what they bring to a dish but I still don't feel that fond of some.

I don't really like spicy stuff either (I'm talking about when it stops being just a bit spicy and it starts burning you. You lose the taste of the food idk).

So my basic answer is, I like sweet and salty foods.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the never stop blowing up vhs is where cute twinks go to get harmed

[fuzzyblizzardkitty]

it's finally doing Something

[avicecaro]

Whenever I see your blog title it really does snap me out of my scrolling spell

my nefarious plans.. they are succeeding.. cue my evil villain laugh

[yeppeun-riaa]

What do you think their type of girl is: ran, rindou, sanzu and kakucho

TR BOYS AND THEIR TYPE

MDNI 18+

Not proofread. Idk why rans own is the shortest because hes my fav😫, I got carried away with the rest😭,hope you enjoy tho, thank you for the ask💕!

⋆RAN

Ran is into brats! women that are stubborn, women that have an attitude that will be the death of them, women that are way to dramatic and clingy, overall just downright bratty, he'd love to put them in their place when they decide to bitch out on him, he's sadistic and loves to watch them cry while he punishes them.

'You really thought you'd get away after pulling that shit? Then fucking think again, whore, you should be glad I'm putting that dirty mouth of yours to good use' he'd say through gritted teeth while using your mouth th get himself off.

ALSO. He likes when she plays hard to get, he always up for a challenge. I think he'd also be into very studious girs, like student council, top of all her classes type shit because it boosts his ego, and melts his heart, knowing that someone so uptight would crumble within mere seconds under his touch.

⋆RINDOU

He honestly just loves women, he really isn't that picky when it comes to his type but he would fall 10× harder for a girl if she was clingy and really into pda. You might disagree but I think rindou is a moderate fan of pda😭 he just loves all the attention he'd get.... The fact that his girlfriend would always want to hold hands or want him to have his anywhere on her body, a girl that just needs him would ignite a fire in him, he may not show it but he enjoys being wanted...

Your mouth hung agape and you saw stars as rindou thrusted into you at an inhumane pace, all while bending you almost painfully over the sink. "Fuck—rin!" You cried as his hand came down on your ass, you looked like a mess as you locked gaze with yourself in the mirror, tears streaming down your face, makeup all ruined while rindou pounded into you from behind. "You just can't keep your hands to yourself huh?" He says punctuating each word with a slap to your behind. "Don't fucking cry, you wanted this and now you'll take everything I give you and thank me after" yeah... when you came back to the others it was pretty obvious what went down.

⋆SANZU

He likes himself a bimbo, a woman that's that kind, caring, innocent and downright stupid, a girl that's book smart, but stupid in anything else. The type dumb of girl that walks around in tight clothes and thinks the men staring at her being friendly, of course he gets annoyed when she fails to realize that someone is flirting with her, or when she ask the most dumb question and won't stop fucking talking, but it's okaayyy, he loves to shut her up and teach her a lesson!!

"W-wait haru! too much" you'd yelp from your spot on the bed, trying to break free from your restraints to tug him away from your aching pussy. He smirks and runs his tongue up your slit, sticking one more finger into your tight littel hole and sucking harshly on your clit, "you're a fucking whore, if i didn't know any better I'd think you did that on purpose because you wanted a punishment" he spat harshly at you, you lost count of how many times you came, all you were sure of was that he needed to stop because it was all too much. "Baby I'm sorry! I di-didn't know he was flirting", he scoffs slapping your cunt making tears form on your waterline, "how could you not know? He was all up in your fucking face, talking about he could be better to you than me, are you dumb, or just dumb." It was a statement, not a question and you mourned seeing him sit up to undo his pants, it was gonna be a long fucking night.

⋆KAKUCHO

Kakucho is another one that just loves women♡ he's smitten for women that are confident, it drives him crazy (in a good way) when a girl is passionate and radiates good energy. That popular girl that everyone knows and loves, the girl that every guy wants, the girl that everyone would throw hands for if she ever cried. He wants that type of girl so he can be there for her, and see the side of her no one else gets to. Even the sad side that she never shows, he'll take great pride that he was able to break down her walls and be the only one too see her In that different night. He want to be the one that makes the false happiness, that no one else could detect, real.

"Shh, it's okay" he'd whisper sweet nothings I to your ear at night while he made love to you. Some nights rough, others slow and sensual, it all depended on how you felt, and right now you were sad, all you wanted was the him to love on you, melt all the sadness away. And that's exactly what he would do.

[anaugustproject]

Hello my fella ana-girlies!

Tomorrow is the 1st of August.

Do you all know what that means?

This month will be OUR month!

If you had binges or didn't do well all this time, THIS will be our chance to glow up!

So this is an account that was actually made for personal use, but I thought, why shouldn't I share it with you?

Tomorrow YOU will stop binging!

You will work out!

You will archive your GW!

'But how?' You may ask

I have several tips for you that used to help me back then where I was at my lowest. (I was in forced recovery. That's why I couldn't go any further)

Do not fast. I know fasting is a very popular thing people do, but most of the time, if you haven't eaten in days, it causes binging on whatever you see. I never fasted, and tbh, it was the best decision I've made.

LOTS of fruits! Fruits are a very good substitute for when u crave sweets. Tho, you need to eat them in moderation since some of them can be high in cals!

The personal calorie limit I set is 300 - 500 cals MAX.

Workout. I have a workout that used to help me slim down, and it wasn't that hard even tho I felt dizzy. The workout is linked at the end. Do it as often as you like.

DRINK WATER!!

In the commentsection under this post you can talk about everything and ask for tips and questions! Might also find motivation.

I'll post daily blogs about my day to stay on track! Wanna join, too? Use the hashtag #️⃣ 4n4August and tell us about your day!

Visualise your goals! Everyone has different goals. Wanting to be thin, not get bullied anymore, fit in cute clothes, etc... think about YOUR goal every day, so it's less possible that u give up!

Good luck <3

[lasirenatarot]

💫🌟WHAT BLESSINGS ARE COMING YOUR WAY? 💫 timeless pick-a-card reading.

- SIDE NOTE: some days my intuition is craaaazy (today 23.07.2023 is one of those days😂), so I decided to do this very random reading. It may be disorganized and totally not resonating for some, but it may help others, as Im writing all that I get without a clear topic, so enjoyyy!!

Piles:

1->2

3->4

Photos: Magdalena Frackowiak for Harper’s Bazaar USA, september 2009

PILE 1

Okayy so possible blessings coming your way, those who chose pile 1:

Short term luck; possible salary raise/ bonus/ promotion; for some it may be a sum of money you didn’t have to work much for or somebody simply just gave to you, money you won from the lotery or gambling; giveaway wins; finding a banknote on the street; finding lost jewelry/items; for some it may be more sales of your products that certain month if you’re a business owner etc. - the main point is you will get sth bc of luck (money/present/item..), not much hard work.

More $€x, pl€asure, parties, celebrations (carefree times basically) coming your way.

You may go on a holiday where you celebrate sth, have pl€asurable experiences. All this may be after time in which you have been waiting on for a loooong time. Prior to that you may have been « isolating » yourself a bit so you can work on yourself, your mental health, cleanse yourself spiritually from bad energy you’ve had in you from the past & heal from sth.

Tip for this pile: don’t go into excesses; do everything in moderation - drinking,partying, $£x, don’t take unnecessary risks, don’t be greedy or careless with your money; going against that may lead to an unpleasant a-ddiction of some sort.

PILE 2

Hope after tough time. You may get good news about a situation you’ve been worried about; You may find a solution to a problem, the truth about sth which may later lead you to the solution..

Someone might have lied to you/ did you wrong, bc of that you felt like your « life » was falling apart but it was actually a blessing; Learning who was a fake person in your life and who was actually faithful was the blessing;

You will have new beginnings in your life- might be a new job/new relationship/new friends/even new home or area where you live;

some may start new important friendships, change in social circle is sth prominent in this pile; you might feel way more valued and happy in this new social circle;

Some might have found out about infidelities /lots of lies, which may be the reason for all these changes; the situation may look bad at first sight but it will free you from a burden that was never yours ro carry in the first place.

Changes might happen very quickly;

You will get on a new journey to find your true happiness

PILE 3

Okay the first thing I got may not resonate for many but if you’ve been wishing for a child/pregnancy, or to start a family, it may be coming soon.

Those who are not looking to start a family it may mean that you may have some carefree days coming ahead, you will live your life like a baby, without that much responsibilities;

Some may get some sort of inheritance;

Money

Moving to a new house;

A lot of you may cut ties with their past, get rid of their past bad habits, toxic people and situations; you have to leave your past experience behind in order to live your ‘dream’

A dream of yours you tought was impossible to get may come into fruition during this time you’re reading this/near future. You just have to be strong and keep the faith.

Love for many of you!!!!

You may get help from a female figure or your intuition on sth that is bothering you;

PILE 4

Healing;

GOOD HEALTH ( for me that is the biggest blessing that’s why I wrote it in all caps )

Huuuuuuuge changes in your love life!!!! I cannot stress this enough, so many signs here in the cards.

If you’re single, the love interest you meet might be VERY masculine, career oriented, might look cold on the outside (won’t be true when you get to know that person tho, they seem like a sweetheart, u just have to get them out of their shell..); might be a foreigner or you may simply meet them away from home/abroads;

Your « cup » will be overflowing with love and emotions, but you don’t have to lose yourself completely. Boundaries and everything in moderation are important things to have in relationships😄

If you were mistreated in previous relationships - you will get your justice.

Those who are in a relationship might get proposed to or move in together; become official if you haven’t already, sth like that => getting to the next level.

Glow up, confidence boost; end of melancholy;

You will get things you’ve even have not let yourself dream about bc it seemed delusional at the time, what u get will exceed all your expectations;

Off topic but, Pile 4, be careful of envy, gossips&lies. Get rid of your subconcious limitations.

As always, leave a comment if resonated & follow for more.

- La Sirena.💋

[crucialplayer]

how good are zodiac signs at lying + tier ranking 

!! everything is based purely on my experiences with signs, written with no other purpose than to share my observations and be unserious. 

excellent liars + can cause a significant amount of stress 

Pisces (unintentionally made it to the top). You know how it's said to be a good liar you have to believe in ur lies? Queens and kings of that. Live in another dimension and process everything through their mood (and it changes A LOT)/or their relationship with the person they are talking about. Hence the «they’ve changed» and «it's different this time». They rarely lie out of a negative spot tho, it's simply how their emotional filter works and distorts reality for them. Also despite being good at lying they just use those Pisces eyes to get what they want. This imo works more for Pisces Risings and Pisces Venuses. 

Libras. It's vital to them to be liked and well thought of so a lot of the time they’ll say and do whatever grants them precisely that. Can be very eloquent with their words, super socially conscious. Can navigate a convo without ever sliding into remotely misbalanced territory. Ig a libra lie giveaway would be if they are in a situation with two or more extreme opinions – it might cause them to get overwhelmed and lost. 

pretty good + can cause a moderate amount of stress 

Geminis. Not surprising I know. Earned and fought for their rightful place. Will lie for fun (mostly). Their motivation for lying is that of an elementary schooler – to see exactly how far they can get away with. Nevertheless, imo they are not as evil with it as they are made out to be. It's merely a way of getting mentally stimulated at any time of the day because without it they would honestly die. Quite easy to deal with too. You either play their game and start lying for shits and giggles too (works if ur goal is for them to like u) or ignore them (it takes about 2 minutes until they get bored and move on to another). Tbh anything in Gemini in ur big 6 will give u this result to some degree. The reason why they're not higher is cause their lies typically don't have the longevity of those above.

Сancers. Cannot stand feeling threatened so they’ll do anything and I mean anything to keep that sense of inner safety – including lying. Basically, if something is even slightly intruding on what they consider their comfort limits –  they will lie their way back to their precious shell. Ig it gets a bit problematic cause often they feel the threat without there being one. And since they are literally the opposite of clearing the air right on the spot you’ll seldom get a chance to catch that moment when they get into their defensive stand. Works for Sun or Rising/Mars maybe?? + If u have both bonus points to the insanity u might cause.

might try to lie but will probably fail + no stress pure fun

Leos. Will try to lie if they feel like their ego might suffer a bit or their social status is under attack, but you will notice it cause honestly there’s not a single emotion they can hide on that face. I’ve noted that they normally hate lying as a phenomenon in general (might be cause it makes them feel unstable and they are a fixed sign + all that ego protection). Besides they don't consider lying as something needed for them to gain love (them being themselves usually does it). Prideful lil babies (I’ve seen Leo Sun or Leo Stellium be like that). Aries. Оk these ones often don't even try. Don't have the patience to analyze the situation and how it might benefit them to lie – they rush straight into react mode (and they are pretty entertaining in it). Same as Leo don't consider lying necessary for them to get what they want – they just go after it and get it.

сan lie in theory but prefer other methods of torture

Scorpios. Lying is too easy and they like to be elaborate with their victims opponents. In all seriousness in my experience they won't appreciate you lying, and won't lie too. They crave that soul bonding hard and lying doesn't really say I want to belong to u with every ounce of my being. If they like you chances are you are sincere in how you feel towards them and they will let you know too. This obviously all falls apart if you have wronged them in some way. Then bye. 

Tauruses. It’s simply tooooo much work and effort. Also generally requires reacting quickly and they would rather exit the situation altogether. And you will like them for other reasons and they know that so ig that’s why they just chill and wait for theirs to come naturally. And it does. And they will be smug about it.

can lie but actively choose not to + hence can cause a lot of stress

Virgos. Would never deprive themselves of the pleasure of being mean critical (esp Virgo suns). Feel like it's their life mission to point out flaws and inconsistencies so they won't tell white lies regardless they like you or not (might be super annoying to you – to them it's everything). But it's useful to have someone that tells you how it is (this line def belongs to Virgo too). Also think they are too smart anyway so they’ll get what they need through that.

Sagittariuses. Pretty obvious. In their world it's either telling the truth or having a heart attack right then and there. It can be so bad that you will ASK them to lie and they still won't. I think it's partially because to them any thought that comes up in their head is worth sharing so there u have it. Good thing they can be funny with it but not always… If they have Sag Sun and Sag Mercury it's this but on steroids. 

could not care less + stress levels caused are moderate but for other reasons…

Capricorns. Too busy to notice you, let alone talk to you, let alone lie to you… But if they do a) you have something they need for their GOAL therefore you have value b) ur somehow got to their inner circle but they still won't lie. They will tell you how it is only to save their time. Can be mean (but honest!!!) but I think they genuinely don't realize it (unlike Virgos). 

Aquariuses. Also too busy but usually with made-up stuff. Don't need to lie since people don't understand them either way. Too focused on bigger plans bigger picture bigger anything to come down to such low topics like intricacies of human interaction. To be fair they are really chill and really could not be bothered. 

[pressplay-if]

stevie alphabet? 😳

Yeeesss, gladly. But don't be surprised; she's the most vanilla out of all the ROs.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She's sweet, caring, soothing... So basically like she normally is, plus very contented and relaxed. She'll gladly rub her partner's back or spoon afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

She actually likes pretty much everything about herself. She knows she's pretty as hell, and she enjoys all the parts factoring into it. Her partner's... I suppose it would be all the soft and smooth parts. Anything that might invite caresses.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She gets great satisfaction from being able to make a partner of hers come. She's also happy if it's inside her.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Does her crush count?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She knows her way around another person. She's been in committed relationship and has a lot of confidence in that aspect.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

She likes cowgirling, but it's not a big preference or anything. She's generally rather vanilla, in her own slightly service dom way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She's leaning on serious. She's pretty cool and composed overall, and that carries over into her sexual encounters.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Trimmed. Standard stuff.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Stevie can't not be romantic. She has this caretaking instinct that kicks in especially when she's with the MC, so that would influence how she acts in bed as well. Also paired with her complicated crush on them. So, all in all, that blends into some pretty romantic, affectionate moments.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She likes to touch herself when she's got the opportunity to do so in a relaxed setting. It's more like a self-care thing for her. So maybe before she's going to sleep and is already tucked into bed, or when she's relaxing in a hot bath.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

She likes to take charge, but in a gentle, soft way. It's kind of like steering her partner to their own pleasure for her.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A really nice suite at a fancy hotel would be so awesome... Actually, once the band starts to take off, that opportunity is going to present itself more and more often.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Like with the others, it's mostly the connection she shares with the MC through their music. The MC singing a song written by her always does things to her feels. Also, the crush.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything even slightly harder than spanking and slapping is a big no-no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Slight preference towards giving, but only slight and only because she loves "servicing" MC. She enjoys being eaten out a LOT tho.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual; she likes to take her time. Especially with the MC. However, fast pace is also a valid option in her eyes. Then the MC would have to go on top tho.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She approves, but more in a "sure, why not" way. But the idea of quickly helping MC relax in-between shows is a big turn on.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She's moderately receptive to it. I feel like the above points capture her essence well enough.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She doesn't last long but also doesn't get overstimulated very easily, so multiple rounds are definitely on the table! Like, five or six on a good day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She has a small vibe but she prefers her own touch.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not at all. She wants things sweet and easy. She can't pretend she doesn't want to please MC.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Low, soft sounds more than anything.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

(I'm sorry, I'm so bad at this, nothing comes to mind...)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Stevie is skinny, but in a very elegant way. She's perfectly comfortable with her body and has absolutely no issue undressing/showing off. (little piece of my brainrot: Stevie naked with her long wet hair covering up her breasts...)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Moderate to high, I believe. Depends on the mood. Some days, she's feeling particularly flirty, and then it'll take a little more to get her satisfied. But mostly, she just goes with the flow.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She'll take her time with that, too. She'll be very tired, especially after a long session, but she likes to enjoy a good long cuddle first.

[cooldude-69]

MY SOLAR RETURN OBSERVATION

I made some solar return observations off my charts of past years,

im no professional please correct me if im wrong<33

Solar sun in 7th house

Well started dating in the beginning of the year, and I WAS KNOWN FOR MY RELATIONSHIP, actually there was no "me" it was "us" (me n my s/o) in my school

On that year i had sun w only squares and opposite, and had saturn in 1h conjuncting asc, and only harshly aspected planets to asc. Man that year i struggled SO MUCH with myself, i was soooo dysmorphic of my face i literally hid it w masks, I struggled w moderate-severe acne, i had no self esteem n confidence man but i got over it after my birthday and all the good things began to happen but ofc progress wasnt linear

Venus in 6th house

I built a proper skincare routine that year🫶💕took good care of myself n my beauty hehe

Moon in 4th house

That year i got sm closer to my mother, our relationship got soo much better and we were so chill about everything

Sun conjuncting lilith

i had TERRIBLE FIGHTS w my father, really heated ones. Tho we've a good relationship but last year was terrible for both of us, we didnt even talk for daysss and we didnt speak much to each other on daily basis, so yea sucks but yes the fights decreased as the time passed

Sun, venus, mercury, mars in 3rd house leo

I GAINED SM POPULARITY THAT YEAR IN MY SCHOOL omg, i also made sooo many friendss it was too fkin easy i was smooth af

Sun conjuncting venus

i loveddd the attention lol and also i was in lovee and i gained popularity CUZ OF THE BOY i was dating

Sun conjuncting mars + aries moon 11h 13°

BOYS FEARED ME EVEN MY BF! lol i had a reallyyyyy bad temper and I was so impulsive i even started dating out of impulsion, and i used to RELEASE MY ANGER ON MY FRIENDS like i used to have sm of anger outbursts, i used to beat da shit outta my male friends (sry) and i used to cuss ALOT, even when I was hurt i mostly expressed anger more than crying, and thats why my then boyfriend havent apologized yet for cheating on me cuz he thinks I'll beat the shit out of him cuz im crazy loll

Pluto & saturn in 8th house

I remember i was sexually abused that year and all my past sexual trauma triggered that year, i struggled alot cuz of the flashbacks, and i remember i was quite sexualized by boys that year

Uranus 11th house

I did make ALOT OF FRIENDS all of a sudden, and i did lose ALL THOSE FRIENDS in a snap, literally i lost everyone that year and i was all alone nobody talked to me in the end of the solar return year lol, uranus being placed at 11th house it makes alot of sense now

asteroid singer in leo 3rd house in 17 degrees/mercury in 3rd house leo

I sang alot that year, likw i participated in alot of group singing competitions and was even placed first in regional and i was quite known for being in the choir group

Neptune and lilith in 10th house

People didnt really like me, they had a really bad perception of me, and they literally hated me but as soon as i cleared the air w them we became good friends! And they used to tell me they found me bitchy but im rly nice irl

Sun, mercury, moon in 12th house

Well that year i was in full isolation mode, barely any friends and the whole year was lockdown, so yea i was on healing mode after the popularity and gaining n losing friends incident and my heartbreak

Uranus in 9th house

Uranus somehow relates w the internet right? And that year we attended school online! So cool!

Thats it for now :D please wait for sometime im still tryna learn and figure more about my past solar returns if there's anything you wish to correct please do XOXO💕

[wildshona]

Samhain Sacrifice

Sorry this is a long one.

So, yesterday I got up in a sort of Goth dress and stockings and went to a party, having made myself look nice and pale. Btw the dress came down to my knees so no naughty stocking tops. I knew theer would be kids at the first part of the party.

So Chris and i arrived at about 6 and the party had been goin on for about an hour already. It was at Toni’s – yes, I know, I wanted that just like my followers no doubt too – anyway there was a marquee in her garden . i think i’ve said that she has a fuck off big house next to the common. Anyway, there were jugglers and fire eaters and a punch and judy show and all sorts of Victorian hucksters and games and a fortune teller who told me that there would be many men and women in my life. Good to know huh, keep hoping you folk. Anyway the kids who were all dressed up in Halloween costumes and looking cutely scary were having a great time and the grown ups were too and drinking in moderation cos there were kids there. Oh and food was kid type food – hot dogs and burgers and inedible stuff for vegans.

Anyway the kids part of the party ended at 9 and the vanilla folk went home and the party could start tho there wasn’t any sign that this was going to be a sex party. Sure some of the new arrivals were dressed in dead cheerleader or dead sexy schoolgirl outfits and there was  lot of leather and pvc about but nothing that shouted time to fuck. So there was drinking and dancing and a bit more food and god i haven’t mentioned Toni.

She was doing gracious hostess dressed in this long white gown that was really clingy. I mean really clingy. Fucking obvious theer was no underwear under there.

Anyway there was a big cheer when a gong sounded at 10 and it was announced that Samhain had begun and then things carried on. Then a pair of arms came round my waist from behind and a voice whispered

Do you trust me Shona? It was Toni

Yes

Will you do anything i ask of you tonight?

Fucking yes – well actually i just said yes and i could feel my nipples go hard against my corset bodice.

About quarter past eleven Chris came up to me – we don’t stick together much at parties unless we’re fucking – Toni says follow me. OK then. So i follow Chris and there are people changing out of their party gear and putting on black robes like you see in horror films – complete with the hoods three women, two men and Chris made a third. I had a white one. I was expected to dress down to nothing and put it on – well everyones was doing the same and im not exactly shy and im wondering whats going to happen very aware of my hard tits and my wet cunt.

Anyway at eleven forty forty i guess a gong sounds and we process from where we heve changed int the marquee where everyone applauds and parts and ive got a man and woman in front of me and to my side and behind me – Chris is behimd me. Then we go from the marquee into the reception hall and then into what I know is the diningroom except everything has been taken out except the table which has a heavy red cover over it and there are candles everywhere.

And there is Toni thick black hair loose, her lips bright red, her eyes highlighted in purple and black and her robe is scarlet and clingy

I feel Chris behind me unslip the catch on my robe and pulls i off my shoulders to the floor and i am naked and if my nipples got any harder i could stab someone to death with them. Naked in front of Toni and oh yeah all the party guests who have crowded into the dining room.

I’m helped up to lie down face up on the table. And a short sword or long knife take your pick is rested on my body with the hilt between my tits, the crossguard under my tits and the blade pointing down to my cunt. Toni says something in a language i don’t knoe – not latin cos though i never learnt latin I can recognise it. One of the acolytes i suppose u call them gave her a goblet to drink out of and she did and gave it back. Then she put something on my lips an ointment of some sort and it made my lips warm and sensitive, then on my nipples fucking hell that felt so good and then on my clit and my cunt lips – fucking hell i was suddenly warm and i was breathing heavy and shaking a little.

She took the sword/knife off my shaking body and handed it to an acolyte. Then she leaned forward and kissed me full on the lips. She was holding my hands at my side so that i couldn’t move. She probably only kissed me for a few seconds but it seemed like forever. Then she stood up and took my nipples between her fingers. Who the fuck was moaning like that – ah, me. Just a gentle tweak and i was shaking and my breathing was coming really fast. Then she touched my clit and stroke my cunt – just one stroke and the orgasm came from nowhere and i was shaking like i was having an epileptic fit and the orgasm cam in wave after wave and three of the acolytes held me down – they were standing on the side where Toni was so the party could still see what was going on - and the orgasm went on and on and on and i was almost – no i really was screaming with pleasure and fucking LUST.

Finally i started to subside. Toni kissed me again and swept out of a door opposite the one we had all come through. The acolytes help me off the table and put another robe round me – not the one from earlier – it was white like the other but almost transparent and didn’t join at the front so my cunt was in full view.

It was gone midnight now and the party carried in til 2. The acolytes had disappeared. Chris told me later that Toni had paired three couples, including him, and they were all sent off to a bedroom each to fuck. There are 8 bedrooms in the house apparently. So I wandered around the party where it seemed everyone had the right to kiss me and touch me though not to do more. Toni had changed into another robe – purple this time and wore a gold circlet on her head – god i am so in love with that woman.

Chris came to take me away eventually. Toni gave me a long lingering kiss as I left.

I can tell you that as soon as we were home i jumped on Chris and fucked and fucked him until we both fell asleep. I dreamed of Toni.   

[sewinrat]

If you were one of Luther's Cat:

Obviously you're not a normal cat. No gender mentioned dw;

While Nyon has those floppy cat ears and Nyen has like a cat hat, you have a beret with cat ears. Do with that information as you will, but either way no one knows if it can come off.

You eat poison once. It was an accident. Trouble likes to linger around you but they can get worse as years went by.

You were the middle cat. What I meant by that is, both in role and personality. You were not as mean as Nyen can be but you were also not as nice as Nyon is.(Unless of course you have a different opinion.) Remember the tier list they had in Vol 1. Lucid 5? Yea, you're placed either in Dime, Ace or something else like Hearts/Diamonds but never higher than that in tier 4. Close to Tier 3 actually but Nyen can be petty.

Danger Level: MODERATE

You are often found around the kitchen or the living room. Any other parts of the house you might be seen is because you have to go there under an order or for other reason. Once, Sebastian found you somewhere in a hallway sitting on the floor terrifyingly staring at the wall.

Unlike Nyen, when it comes to vacuums, you're one of those that chill on it. Just pop hide your limbs, be a bun and sit on top of it. If this ever happens, Nyen usually respects you more than he does when you're off it. It doesn't last long tho.

Of course since you're Luther's cat, you are loyal to him. It's inevitable especially in the ivory house. Luther's house. Maybe when you were a regular human, you would've accidentally met him in Michigan. You lost everything before so why must you worry about your human life when you can be a cat while gaining inhuman traits from Luther. Don't mind whatever happens within the house, you can do anything under his permission.

Ranfren Characters thoughts on You;

Randal: "Yeahh I don't care much about them.. However they're my favourite out of big brother's cats! They're willing to play with me unlike the other two! It's fun since Sebastian don't play my games. I would call them my friend if it weren't for the fact that they're big brother's... And also the fact they can act like him." In short, he would see you as his friend but non friend.

Sebastian: "O-oh.. Who are you? Uh uhm.. okay? I guess they're fine. They're not as crazy as that other one.. but they still make me uncomfortable.. especially when they stare at the wall for no reason. I just hope they won't try to kill me.." He's afraid but he's fine. He can tolerate.

Nyen: "Oh them? I guess they're okay. They're boring to me but they are terrifying when they're on the damn vacuum. *shivers* eugh.. thinking about it makes me sick. Don't tell them that or else I would have to suffer their smug smile for a while." He doesn't care much. Don't try to snitch on him.

Nyon: "... They're okay." He's too quiet on the matter but don't worry, he likes you. You're not mean as Nyen. If anything, you also amuse him randomly. Especially when he saw you intimidating Nyen one time.

Luther: "Ah yes, one of my lovely cats. Out of the other two, as a kitten, they act so good. Better than the two. However, I love them all equally. As they grew older, it seems that trouble stirs around them more but it's fine. It's not as troublesome as some of the things Randal puts himself into. Now, while you are here, come have tea or please leave." His opinion has not changed. He loves you just as much as he loves his family.

Bonus! Ratman Robert: "How the hell did you get here? Whatever, you don't look like one of them. The middle cat? No comment. I don't know if I should be afraid that they seem to be plotting something or grateful they don't attack us when they see us. I would like it better if they don't stare at the wall. It's uncomfortable to feel their eyes on me." He's scared. But he would offer you food that he has as peace offering one day. Don't eat him.

[comic-sans-chan]

cursed modern human garashir au where ds9 is an old ruined resort that was built by some evil rich motherfuckers years ago and was recently seized back by the native people whose land and economy it had destroyed. it's since been converted into an affordable apartment complex sort of situation (just... with a pool, bar, restaraunts, spa and tennis court built into it lol) and is run by sisko and kira. since it is rundown, odo gets hired back on to keep kids from further vandalizing it and o'brien's team gets hired on from the nonprofit organization sisko works for to fix the place up best he can. dukat is the old overseer of the property who drops by sometimes to remind them he and his hospitality business still exist, and my, what a fine job they’ve done renovating the place! it’s actually nice again. sure would be a shame if someone bought the property out from under them (lmao jk kardasi hospitality and starfleet are friends! no hard feelings. they should collaborate on some future projects, actually).

garak's a sad bitch who just lost his amazing morally dubious nepotism career at obsidian corp. (which absorbed kardasi hospitality) and moved into the complex just for the comfortingly familiar architecture. even tho he's not on the payroll for his (secret) dad's evil exploitative company anymore he's still vital to its continued efficiency and is an absolute sucker who still does unpaid shady work for them from time to time. so no one in the complex likes him, but also he's a very pleasant and fastidious queer man who pays his rent on time and has completely taken over the laundry room, to the benefit of everyone, because all the machines actually work now, it's always tidy, and there's a variety of forever-stocked detergents and soaps available, plus an iron?? there was not an iron before garak moved in. which is how it eventually becomes public knowledge that garak has an online tailoring and fashion design business, and he's actually pretty good at restoring clothes that get fucked by the washing machine or eaten by rats, soooo. yeah. they let him stick around.

meanwhile julian's a hot doctor who works at the local hospital and is absolutely buried in student debt that he refuses to let his moderately-wealthy family help him with because they're awful people who had him on illegal drugs without his knowledge since he was a little kid. they were afraid he had something wrong with him, apparently. he was too far behind in his class or w/e. they couldn't handle having a kid with special needs, so they pumped him full of dangerous experimental stimulants. only reason he found out is because he snuck off somewhere to start transitioning and had some tests done that revealed all the crazy shit in his system. he's insanely lucky he didn't end up in the hospital with seizures or fall into a coma or worse. not to mention his parents still dead-name him left and right over a decade later. it's a whole mess and a huge secret, because he technically has a history with illegal drug abuse, and it's a partially ongoing history because going cold turkey off drugs he's been on since he was six is Not A Good Idea, so??? fuck his life, actually. he lives in the apartment just down the hall from garak's. 

garak hates the country his dad's company expanded into and would like nothing better than to move back home, but it's not really logistically possible. especially since everyone there hates him cuz his (secret) dad's company is a mega-corporation that's completely taken over everything p much and is a complete monopoly nightmare, and he did... kinda... work there for decades. no one would hire him if he went back. it would be an extreme conflict of interest, since everyone wants to stay on tain's good side, including garak. but starfleet is interested in him, so he does some begrudging contract work for them sometimes, but he really has no desire to join them. he just wants to resume his old career and reclaim his assets.

julian's hospital is owned by starfleet, tho. his scholarship into medical school was also from starfleet, in fact--they're the only reason he was able to (sort of) afford becoming a doctor at all. so he's a big fan, even tho they are pretty hardcore anti-drugs in a way that's made him have to forge medical records and risk serious legal charges and prison time. julian comes across as a squeaky clean medical professional and an adorable idiot, but he's intimately familiar with back-alley dealings. which is kind of how he ends up helping garak with his drug addiction, and keeps said addiction off the record.

but basically, how it begins is julian likes to support the local restaurants in the complex and garak finds him there and thinks he's gorgeous, and it proceeds as expected. they fuck nasty and become codependent. ten years later, julian lives in a modest house with garak in his home country and garak irons all his old university hoodies.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

hello hi!!! grfhvhghr i am in love with your artwork so much you cant believe-- i wanna ask if you have any tips on how you lineart and colourpick?? no pressure to answer tho, have a great day/night!! again, love your art <33

hi!! thank you for your kind words!! since i got asked about these a lot, im answering this for all the other ask asking about lineart and colour tips too! You can see some previous post here.

also i could only give out tips that work for my drawing style - which is heavy lineart / colours pop up the line (believe it or not it's American comic book style. ppl cant understand why my art doesnt really look like usual anime/ Asian webtoon style, even though it is still clearly anime / Asian webtoon style, but when i told them it's because im drawing these by studying American comics, no one believes it either lmao.

i do study but i do my own things too, so most of my art inspo is really unexpected to ppl, but they r really where i learn things from, cuz i dont even go to art school TT_TT).

Changing the brush size will help you achieve thick/thin lines better without having to put pressure on your wrists. Keep your hold relaxed and let bigger brush size give you the thick strokes.

I like messy sketch, to me the sketch is just an outline shape to fill details in when i do the line, it also gives more freedom to wriggle as i draw! cuz i dont really plan out everything from the start, just wing it as i go, so a lot of my work is actually very spontaneous.

that leads to this point: when you do the lineart you should start deciding which colour style you want from it to adjust the details amount. the ink shadow blocks in my art aren't there randomly, i adjust them to best complement the shape language and colours.

for piece where i want the line/shadow to...idk hit (?), the colours are almost flat with textured brush adding depth to them, so the inking is the shading, thus there are more details in the lineart / ink blocks.

for the video above and piece like this where i want the colours to be clear and pop out, the use of ink blocks are minimized and i do the shading during colouring process. but! the ink blocks can still make some places pop very nicely! just use in moderation!

when doing the base it's good to keep the colour on the left side of the colour wheel (low saturation), but as you do shading and lighting, try to spread out evenly so it won't look washed out.

toggle around with hue and saturation slider as you go! the key is always adjusting! you're making hundreds of decisions at once, being conscious of your choice in why a line or a colour should be in a certain way will help improve your process a lot! (i think you can tell which art i turned off my brain and just draw for stress relief ........ which is also a valid way to draw and sometimes the result might surprise you! but for more serious stuffs i try to be aware of most of the move i make. it's problem solving, yeah?)

i find that one way to keep your art from appearing too...yellow in the end (which is sth that haunted my ass for a long while) is always aim for cold tone, so if you accidentally make it warm either way in the end it won't be too warm (and yellow :cry:)

well that's all the stuffs i can think on top of my head. sorry i can't give more advice on colour picking cuz it's sth i don't really know how to give advice on???? i think my colours now are still pretty lame haha........ if there are still any questions i'd gladly answer within my ability, though im very slow to answer ask ( i do read and be happy at all of them tho!)

[discopaddock]

MUSHROOMING - CARLOS SAINZ JR.

PAIRING: carlos sainz jr. x fem!reader

WORDS: 432

GENRE: fluff

NOTE: i need to go mushrooming as soon as autumn comes 🥱🍂 english isn't my first language, so im sorry for any mistakes

WARNINGS: carlos is a little bit upset but only once, toadstools

Y/N and Carlos stood at the entrance of the forest with wicker baskets and little knives in their hands.

“You sure this is legal, cariño?” he asked, looking at his girlfriend unconvinced.

“Of course! But there are some mushrooms that you'll eat only once in your life” she joked and started going into the forest.

“What do you mean “only once in your life”?” Carlos chased her, because he didn't start walking in the same moment as she didn't because of her joke, which had made him mindless.

“I mean that some mushrooms are poisonous” she sighed and rolled her eyes. Sometimes she really could see how her beloved Spaniard was a privileged boy from a wealthy family and she was only a village girl from a family of moderate means.

“THEY ARE POISONOUS?!” he shouted and Y/N only hit his head.

“You can't scream in the forest, a lot of animals live here” she scolded him for his scream and he only took a deep breath to calm down.

Y/N grabbed his hand and squeezed it a little with a grin on her face. “Come on, Carlitos” she said and led him through the forest.

“You're completely sure this isn't dangerous?” Carlos questioned for the last time, watching his girlfriend picking a bolete.

“No baby, you were eating one of these yesterday and yet, you're still alive” she answered and put the mushroom in her basket.

Her boyfriend squatted next to her and picked a mushroom, which looked exactly like the one his girl had just picked.

In the next hour they had their baskets almost filled and then Y/N saw what was in the one which belonged to Carlos.

“Love, um, do you know, what is this?” she asked, holding a mushroom with red hat in with white dots in her hand.

“A mushroom” he answered quickly and picked the same one.

“Carlitos, these are toadstools” she announced and the Spaniard catapulted it into the grass.

“I'm so sorry, cariño” he said and started taking out the toadstools of his basket.

“It's okay, Carlitos” Y/N said and kissed him shortly.

“But look what I had picked! I'm so terrible at mushrooming” Carlos grumbled and next he groaned.

“But you're excellent at racing and golf! It's normal that you aren't good at everything you do. Mushrooming is my thing tho” she laughed a little and kissed him once again. “I love you Carlitos, no matter if you're good at mushrooming or you're not”.

“I love you too, cariño” Carlos said and put his lips in hers.

masterlist

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Master Chief NSFW Alphabet

A = After (what they’re like after sex)

John, before his hormone pellet is removed, just gets up and gets dressed. He's cum, he's moderately pleased you, end of. But after he's removed it, holy fek. The first months after it, he usually falls asleep, because the experience overwhelms him a little, but once he's settled into his new normal, he likes to cuddle and to just talk while gently stroking your belly or back. He likes the feeling of belonging that comes with those moments. You are his home, the one he feels at peace with.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

John never really gives him own body much thought, but if he's pressed he'd say his neck/throat because it is not scarred and his hands, because his hands can bring you pleasure.

On you there is little he would not consider his favourite. From head to heel, he absolutely worships you. Your hair, your face, the crook of your neck where you smell so good he could almost jizz his pants, your shoulders so perfectly kissable, your breasts, your stomach, your back, your pussy, your perfect earmuff thighs and even your tiny little little toes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

The hormonal pellet kept his sterile, so when it was still in, he came only a tiny bit, his seed null.

Once it comes out though, his body is overcompensating. At first he experiences a few months of hyperspermia, cuming so much you absolutely have no idea what to do with it. This bridges out after a while though. He still cums a lot, but not so much that you think he's drained his entire balls in one go.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

None while his pellet is in.

BUT AFTERWARD, OH MY GODS. He is soooo sensitive and even a gust of breath down his neck can give him an instant boner. Sometimes he gets aroused from the cold metal of his dogtags against his skin.

He is barely willing to let you know how easy it is to get him going, let alone anyone he is not involved with.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bare minimum. Guy's probably barely been laid before he met you. Once or twice, but most certainly not more. The hormonal pellet keeps his libido and his desire only ever so slightly above zero.

But your pheromones just WORK for him and despite the pellet, he wants you. It does not always work out the way he wants to, but he sure desires you. Not to mention how he wants you after the pellet comes out.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It's a split between Doggy and having you ride his lap.

He loves the angle of doggy, the way he can just grab onto you and plough you like a beast, especially pre-pellet removal, he could just go ham and see how far he'd make it. Post-pellet removal he still loves, because it is the only position that makes him feel dominant

When you ride him while the both of you are sitting up tho, GORL!!! It is so intimate, so much of him is touching you, you can touch so much of him and he can touch so much of you. Everything is squeezed into this small intimate space and he just looooves it soo much.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Oh no, John is serious as ever, even when his pellet is out. Sex is serious business. Plus, he's never even learned what goofing around was, not since he's been part of the Spartan program anyways.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He shaves his chest, happy trail and puebes. Trims his pits. His body hair is a little darker than his head-hair. Pre pellet removal it does not grow very fast, but once the pellet is out, he has to shave weakly and cuddling becomes a bit less comfy bc of all the stubble, so he opts for a more long lasting way of removing his body hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Pre pellet-removal John comes off as pretty detached, he's just fucking you. He does his best really, but he has to emotional range of a paracetamol tablet, so it is just not working for him.

But once the pellet is out, HOOO BOYYY. Intimacy is so much more important than pleasure. He wants to be held, he wants to hold you. Kissing is soooo important to him. He wants your smell and your taste. Whisper sweet nothings to him, be gentle, run your nails gently over his scalp and hold him, just hold him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

No, he just doesn't. Not even post pellet removal. He doesn't see the point in doing things alone.

He will jerk off if you tell him you want to see if, but he just does that for you to watch, not for his own true pleasure.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty talk, power struggle (is he in charge or is he?), running the risk of getting caught, voyeurism/exibitionism (mutually), overstim (giving), edging (receiving) mild humiliation (recieving), praise (mutual). His praise kink is most certainly the most prominent. He really wants you to tell him he is doing well. Especially for you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He isn't that picky. The bed does fine, or any near flat surface.

At first he is pretty indifferent as to where, too, just where you wanted him. Then, when his pellet is freshly out, he prefers privacy, bedroom, or bathroom. After a few months he'll start getting more careless, happy to shove you up a wall of a corridor that hasn't been frequented in a while...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

While his pellet is still in, his only real motivator is your need for him and your scent.

ONCE IT IS OUT THOUGH, HOLY FEK. He has so much little things that turn him on. The lightest touch, the sight of you in your work out clothes, the breeze running through your hair, scalp massages, you pushing your butt against his crotch. Hell, he even pops a boner just thinking of the way you smile at him in the morning.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bodily waste, blood, calling him sir/daddy, labcoats and breathplay.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's actually a wee indifferent about having his cock sucked, but GODS BE GOOD, he loves eating you out. He does this slowly and with a strange sort of reverence.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He does both and anything in between. There are encounters in which he is absolutely feral with need and rams into you without mercy, but there are also night that he takes hours worshipping you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He'll take what he can get, NGL. Though post pellet removal, John puts far more vallue on a good full session, he will still absolutely make due with a quicky if that is all the two of you will be able to squeeze in.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Post pellet removal, John is rather eager to broaden his horizon. He does not want to try things that may hurt you, but will be okay with some pain on his side.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Usually, he has a very long fuse and can go for two or three rounds, if he wants to, but in the few months after his pellet is removed, he is such a quick shot, but able to go for four or five rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, his cock, hands and mouth do the trick, in his eyes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

John is not at all a tease. He does like it when you tease him a little bit, always makes him more excited for you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He grunts like a wild boar, holy fek. Grunting and groaning and he can't really help but be quite loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The first time he came to you after he'd taken his hormonal pellet out, he was so insecure and overwhelmed about everything. His voice was trembling when he asked you to take the lead, to please kiss him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Straight up horsecock. He's cut, got balls a bit larger than average and the pertest arse in the universe.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pre pellet removal his sex drive is negligible, only engaging when you prompt him. But after that, booooy howdy he can hardly get enough of you. He wants you whenever he can get his hands on you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Tends to put so much of himself in sessions that once it unwinds, he zonks off.