#aidenyaps

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since like practically everybodys doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, ill draw and write instead of marinating in my thoughts.

if this gets 200 notes, I'll stop eating sugar for a week.

if this gets 300 notes, I'll start posting my work (oneshots and fics) again.

if this gets 400 notes, I'll tell the toxic friends i have at my dad's place that im not interested in talking to them anymore.

if this gets 500 notes, I'll take atleast half a day, off of social media to just relax and be more accepting of myself.

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try coming out to my cousin.

if this gets 5000 notes, within this month, ill try coming out to my bsf (who claims she'd love me unconditionally?)

(yes these are unrealistic in purpose bcz im scared of doing alot of the stuff on this list<3)

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i want james potter who just when he starts dating regulus/lily, is so surprised when the actually want to hang out with him, have dates with him which dont just lead to having sex.

the first time the decide to have a sleepover, things begin to escalate, and after james declines, he makes out to leave, hes told that its fine if they dont have sex, not everything has to end with sex.

and james is just like 🧍‍♂️ when hes told that his worth is not defined by his body. hes so confused because his previous partners always complimented his toned body as they traced their fingers all over them, but when now hes praised for his mind, eyes, heart and soul, he finds that once empty feeling replaced by an ooey gooey one, and he realised oh. this is what love is supposed to feel like.

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ANY BITCH (affectionate) WHO SAYS REG WITH A SOFT G OR REGGIE WITH A HARD G NEEDS TO BE CHOKED BY MY TWO SINFUL HANDS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK??!!

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bother me even if we're not.

pls bother me<3

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

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everytime somebody randomly starts following im so curious. like what did you see? why did you press tjay button? what made you decide?

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me because: "Potter." "It's James, but okay."

and "Reg." "It's Regulus, but okay."

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can we talk about how genuinely disappointed lily would be with herself when she realises she found the quidditch captain hot.

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honey they're killing everyone there anyways. its not like isnotreal is askih people omg are you queer? and then sparing them???

also how do you guys expect a country who's been being bombed since the 1970s to progress to that level???

and if y'all are saying its because palestine is a Muslim country. literally does not matter, there's so many queers in muslim countries, yes sometimes they get shunned by specific societies but nobodys killing or physically harming them.

couldnt say the same about america tho.

I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

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fuck boy regulus x fuck boy james😫😫😫🙏🙏🛐🛐

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au where remus descirbes his crush to sirius and sirius thinks hes describing reg so he starts tryung to set them up and both remus and reg are like what... the heck and james is like :( and sirius is like :D externally and :(( internally and its takes them a long while but they figure it out eventually🫶🏽

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queer muslim fleamont and euphemia who got into a lavender-esque marriage knowing that they believed too much to ever go againt their religion, but at the same time needed a companion to not only satisfy their family but to be undrrstood.

james who opposes the idea of religion as a whole and effie and monty never try to force them into it because they want them to live how they want and not force their life choices on them.

when james starts expiramenting with gender, effie finds herself looking and often staring at james, wishing that she'd had the same saftey net, that she could challenge the ideas and her beliefs as easily as james had.

when james comes out to them, they're scared, but they reassure them with tears in their eyes, so endlessly proud of themselves for raising them with confidence and for letting themselves be safe parents.

when james brings regulus home, they treat regulus with the kindness he dserves and tell them both that they're proud of them both. and then at night they both lay awake with tears streaming down their face as they ache fpr a life that has always felt so close yet so far away.

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"which marauders ship do you hate the most" "which marauders headcannon do you hate the most" "which sirius headcannon do you–"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP

why cant we just be happy??? WHY cant we just let pther enjoy ehat they enjoy, and enjoy what we enjoy???

"hot take but i didnt like atyd" "hot take but i didnt like choices" AND NOBODY GAVE A FLYING FUCK!!! TAKE YOUR NEGATIVE ASS BEHAVIOUR SOMEHWERE ELSE OH MY GOSH.

"jegulus is SO weird" "jily is stupid" "wolfstar doesnt make sense"

TO YOU!! TO 🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵🫵!!! OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT AND ITS OKAAAYYYY!!

"you guys gave regulus lilys personality" "you guys gave regulus snapes personality"

get a life. get an actual fucking life BECAUSE NONE OF THESE SHITS ARE REAL!!!! LET PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY PLEASE.

"idk why snapes worst memory was that, it wasnt that serious"

BRO WAS ASSAULTED!!! PUBLICLY!!! DARE I SAY IT WAS THAT SERIOUS!!!!!

"snape was a good person"

he bullied little kids!!! he can br a traumatised bullied person ehilst also being a traumatising bullying person!!!!.

Y'ALL FORGET THAT CANONICALLY ALL THE MARAUDERS ERA BOYS ARE SHIT PEOPLE!!!

james assulted and bullied someone

sirius tried to kill a kid because of petty rivalry

remus watched it happen whilst having the power to stop them

severus called his bsf a racist slur and bullied children

peter outed his bsf to het him killed

BARTY AND EVAN WERE FUCKING DEATH EATERS!!! REGULUS WAS ONE OF VOLDYS CLOSEST PEOPLE!!!

sure they all did SOME good things but theyre still shitty people.

YES, FANON EXISTS. WEVE MADE IT. LET PEOPLE BE. LET THEM LIKE WHAT THEY LIKE!!!

also, fan artists, fanfic writers are a fucking BLESSING!!! theyre not paid to write shit for you guys, they're not REQUIRED TO DO ANYTHING!!!

keep your opinions to yourself because if i see one more person bashing a fic im going to crash tf out cz it seems as if everyone has forgotten about the handy dandy BACK BUTTON ON EVERYONES FUCKING PHONES.

anyways rant over, thankyou all.

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going down moonchaser right now and just.

please give me post prank moonchaser where james takes care of remus, is by his side day in and out, he tends to the boy hes had a crush on for forever. and then, remus finds himself falling, slowly and slowly, he begins to see james in a different light

and just as theyre getting closer to being what james has dreamed about since he was 12, sirius apologises, he lays himself bare and apologises deeply and irrevocably.

remus forgives him and the two are back to being as inseparable as they were, sirius remains unaware of what was blossoming between remus and james.

james lays awake every night, vrying softly into his pillow and into peter's shoulder, he'd known this would happen and yet let himself believe for a moment.

for a very long time, james remains remus' biggest what if, and he spends the rest of his life regretting what he let grow between him and james knowing that what he felt for james would shrivel in comparison to what he felt for sirius.

his indulgence cost him his closest friend.

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some of my canon compliant marauders headcanons:

1. everyone wants to be james, but james would give everything to be literally anyone else

2. effie and monty actually werent that accepting of james when he came out, and even when they 'warmed up' theyd make backhanded remarks

3. walburga never wanted kids

4. walburga loved sirius and regulus but it was always overshadowed by her hatred of them for ruining her life and making her into her mother.

5. for a long time sirius wished he was like regulus just so his parents would like him. by long time, i mean till like 15/16. and even after he left there was a small part of him that really just wanted to be loved by his mother and father

6. regulus wanted to be sirius till he died.

7. barty's father and mother were in love but his father didnt like him, at all.

8. barty was trans masc.

9. after lily left for hogwarts, petunia slowly started turning their parents against lily until when she was 16, she got properly cut off from them. as in, no letters, no allowance, nothing. this was part of the reason her and james married so quickly.

10. sirius loved the idea of jegulus because he couldnt trust anyone else with james or regulus but hated it because his entire life, these were the only two people he was second to and now it felt like they were choosing the other above him again.

11. peter pettigrew loved to be high.

12. there was a time after james' break up with regulus and relationship with lily where his selfesteem was so low that hed let anyone who looked at him twice sleep with him, and even got into an abusive relationship for a short while

13. marlene always dyed her hair, it was as retaliation to her dad who always prattled on about how a lady has virgin, long, and straight hair.

14. after reg, barty, and evan got the dark mark and pandora chose to be a mediator, dorcas fell into deep depression and considered herslef the worst of mankind for not seeing the signs sooner.

15. the first person in the order to doubt dumbledore was dorcas, her and marlene often fighted about it.

16. peter was so in love with james that it turned into hatred

17. peter was the one who convinced sirius that remus was the spy and convinced remus that sirius was the spy.

18. sirius blamed himself for james and lily's deaths because he was the one to suggest the keeper change.

19. marlene died trying to defend her father who was in the middle of a DE attack.

20. james and lily fell out of love shortly after their marriage

21. harry was born not as a mistake but because of pressure from james' parents and his own guilt for not being a good enough son.

22. pandora promised regulus in 1st year that if he died, shed kill herself because he was her first friend and she didnt see a point in life if he wasnt there

23. after pandora found out that regulus died, she started experimenting every day with dangerous ingredients in hopes that one wring experiment would kill her because the idea of actually comitting was scary.

24. after the prank, sirius tried to kill himself

25. in the events leading up to the prank, sirius was caught and drugged. when he was making his way back to the dorms he realised that he made a huge mistake, and his instincts came into play. so, like he would with his parents (hed make a mistake, even if it was truly a mistake, hed still act proud of it so they couldnt say that all he does is fuck up) and laughed when telling james.

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otb regulus is the most regulus to ever regulus

bring back MEAN regulus.

i know damn well he ain’t stuttering going “i-im… im s-sorry…”

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the lgbt tags being colorfull makes me SO happy.