#aidenyaps

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regulus (sweating): fucking hell, i hate the fucking sun.

*james running across the pitch, stopping to drink water, wipes sweat off his face using the hem of his shirt*

regulus (now red): its a beautiful day.

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no body gets asexual james like i do.

james, whose body everyone fawns over, his abs, his muscles, the way he looks when he plays quidditch. james who has people hit him up at every party, all the time, for "a good time" and he declines. james, whose only partners have been as a result of a drunken kiss, or a dance, partners who're always read to have sex with him, rushing him, just to get the pleasure of saying i shagged james potter. james who has had sex with his partners because thats what you do in relationships right? youre supposed to have sex. james who's been surrounded by people who give great value to, and love, having sex (aka rabid dogs wolfstar and aro but heathen and freak in the sheets peter) and never knew that you can just not? james who when he starts dating regulus has sex with him a few times too, because well. regulus likes it, and its not regulus' fault thats james is broken. its not until hes just hanging out with regulus and his friends and evan says something that james realises that you can do that. and then he has a breakdown and thinks that regulus will leave him because regulus has always loved having sex, and he had sex prior to james as well. meanwhile regulus is mentally losing his shit because his bf never liked having sex and he didnt even realise? but then they both reassure each other and james gets the support he deserves♥️

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OH CAN YOU IMAGINE regulus whos never had any experience of romance before except from romance novels wanting to try that stuff eith james except James doesnt know that hes trying that stuff with him.

like for example, james is ranting and regulus kisses him to shut him up, and obviously james a very eager? so regulus is like mmMm. im going to need to do this more often. except as regulus continues to do it, james notices the pattern and thinks that regulus doesnt like him ranting, so he stops. and when regulus notices that hes stopped, he thinks that james doesn't want regulus kissing him so often. amd then for a week theyre both on eggshells around eachother until one of them cracks and they both just laugh.

and then james teases regulus saying that he bets theres other, more enjoyable things in the books he reads that they could recreate. (regulus turns into a tomato)

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i can just imagine regulus bitching about james man spreading and james just opening his legs further and picking regulus up to drop him in the space between his legs and saying happy now?

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after tmr ive got a few days between my exam, ask anything (even besides this)

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

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since like practically everybodys doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, ill draw and write instead of marinating in my thoughts.

if this gets 200 notes, I'll stop eating sugar for a week.

if this gets 300 notes, I'll start posting my work (oneshots and fics) again.

if this gets 400 notes, I'll tell the toxic friends i have at my dad's place that im not interested in talking to them anymore.

if this gets 500 notes, I'll take atleast half a day, off of social media to just relax and be more accepting of myself.

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try coming out to my cousin.

if this gets 5000 notes, within this month, ill try coming out to my bsf (who claims she'd love me unconditionally?)

(yes these are unrealistic in purpose bcz im scared of doing alot of the stuff on this list<3)

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everyones busy trying to get with the people they like while pandora and peter have platonic dates and write fanfiction about them all.

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can we PLEASE make our characters brush their teeth before kissing in the morning. i beg you pls.

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bother me even if we're not.

pls bother me<3

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

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i want james potter who just when he starts dating regulus/lily, is so surprised when the actually want to hang out with him, have dates with him which dont just lead to having sex.

the first time the decide to have a sleepover, things begin to escalate, and after james declines, he makes out to leave, hes told that its fine if they dont have sex, not everything has to end with sex.

and james is just like 🧍‍♂️ when hes told that his worth is not defined by his body. hes so confused because his previous partners always complimented his toned body as they traced their fingers all over them, but when now hes praised for his mind, eyes, heart and soul, he finds that once empty feeling replaced by an ooey gooey one, and he realised oh. this is what love is supposed to feel like.

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ANY BITCH (affectionate) WHO SAYS REG WITH A SOFT G OR REGGIE WITH A HARD G NEEDS TO BE CHOKED BY MY TWO SINFUL HANDS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK??!!

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everytime somebody randomly starts following im so curious. like what did you see? why did you press tjay button? what made you decide?

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honey they're killing everyone there anyways. its not like isnotreal is askih people omg are you queer? and then sparing them???

also how do you guys expect a country who's been being bombed since the 1970s to progress to that level???

and if y'all are saying its because palestine is a Muslim country. literally does not matter, there's so many queers in muslim countries, yes sometimes they get shunned by specific societies but nobodys killing or physically harming them.

couldnt say the same about america tho.

I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

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rumor has it that timothee chalamet did the statistics stunt after marrying james potter and his initials changed to R. A. P.

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me because: "Potter." "It's James, but okay."

and "Reg." "It's Regulus, but okay."

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can we talk about how genuinely disappointed lily would be with herself when she realises she found the quidditch captain hot.