#everything could be ok

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[nothingbizzare]

Me and you

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[choccy-milky]

ty to @icedmatchawoatmilk13 for sending this to me! i may have gone a bit overboard but this was so much fun to fill out/think about BAHAHA💖 ill still never get over how perfect the song sarah smiles is for them...the lyrics AND the fact that its an alliteration...im gonna do an animatic about seb and clora to that song one day i swear 😩 ((blank template by oakwolves!))

[autumn-may]

terrisas really funny ithink

[somedecrepitcryptid]

Dreaming✨

[cosmicrhetoric]

i do think it's cute how many posts on here are like "i want to be granny weatherwax when i grow up!" like it's sweet but also yes the perfect grown human ideal that we all have to aspire to is a 70-something yr old huge bitch

[silently-standingstill]

LITTLE GRASSY!!

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[castlebride]

im not meant for a 9 to 5 im meant to stay home and have a large strong man with a big cock force his cum into me until he makes me have his baby

[y-elleven]

the mental image of sae stressing in your kitchen at like 5am trying to not burn the pancakes he saw a recipe for a few days ago so he can surprise you with breakfast in bed is doing. things to me. once he gets it through his thick head that he wants to wake up with you in his bed for the rest of his life he is immediately trying to learn how to be your husband. its so funny bc he canonically is pretty clueless about things outside soccer. he will (try to) cook he will (maybe) clean he will (definitely) provide and one day he's gonna get so good at it that he'll be able to go down on one knee and ask you to marry him and he wont be scared or nervous anymore because by then he knows he can take care of you. but he's not like that rn. not yet. that's why he's slowly losing his mind, gritting his teeth while glaring at the stack of misshapen and burnt pancakes he's gonna begrudgingly eat later, diet be damned, while he slowly pours a new round of batter into the buttery pool of his pan. he knows you'd get on his ass for "wasting food" if you found out and like hell he'd let you eat something like this. he's used to waking up early but he has almost zero experience in the kitchen and he's about two more failed attempts away from never following a recipe from the internet ever again. he's cranky and tired and a little overstimulated, but he'll keep going til he gets it right bc what is he if not a creature of spite? being in love with you can be such an inconvenience to a high maintenance guy like him, honestly. but the look on your face when you walk in on him stacking two wonky-looking pancakes makes him want you to inconvenience him forever

[pixellangel]

:D?

[hvacutie]

Hector (HVAC) Hand-Related Headcanons

Soo I have a Lot of thoughts about his hands, since they are pretty much the majority of what we see of him (so far in the demo, unless you utterly reject him)

first is that they're very manicured and smooth- since it's the only part of himself he dares to show, he's very careful about maintaining them. if you were to take one, though, you might notice it's a little dry. (though don't worry, if you hold it for long enough it'll start sweating.)

that leads me into my next point- when it comes to his daily duties and whatever maintenance he needs to do (assuming he does any lol, writing before full release) his hands are steady as a surgeon's-- they work deftly and precisely to perform whatever task he requires. the moment he's near you, though, they can't help but shake a little, especially the first few (...or several) times you talk to him.

he emotes with his hands! big gesturer, that's what i get from his sprites. (ik it's just for the artist to show emotion without facial expressions but shhh imagination time) his hand movements get more animated the more passionately he speaks about something, and he fidgets with his fingers when stressed. (Before he was ready to meet you, his nails were bitten to the quick from anxiety.)

When getting to know him, the first times he touches you are light as a feather, like he's handling something extremely fragile and rare. He'll need some assurance and encouragement from you that you won't crumble under the slightest pressure, but from then on, his hands are gentle yet firm when they land on you.

With time and built confidence, he would be a mind-blowing massage therapist. All he wants is to give you pleasure, after all, and if his hands can provide that then how can he possibly refuse? (These skills prove useful in other ways as well. wink)

He's just as attentive to you with his hands as he is with the air he sends out, watching the way your body reacts to his ministrations and moving accordingly. By the time he's finished taking care of you you're a puddle half-asleep on your bed, and he's practically glowing with pride.

[bnnywngs]

i feel like, actually, i know that wei wuxian is definitely the more serious parent between him and lan wangji - not as in personality, but in the way they treat their kids' needs (like studies, personal belongings, etc)

the last word deciding anything to do with their kids is wei wuxian's, he's the one everyone looks when they ask for something because as much as a fake teary eyes works wonders with lan wangji, it doesn't matter because if wei wuxian says no then it's a no

a-yuan: dad, can i go out with my friends this weekend?

lwj: ye- *looks at wwx calmly drinking his gourmet coffee* yes, you can

jingyi: dad, can i have this famous luxury brand's shoes?

lwj: *taking off his phone to buy it* *looks at wwx who's looking at him very seriously over his custom mug* ...no, you can't

[partial-prints]

If you love vampires, listen up!

Do you enjoy vampires, 80’s music, a healthy dose of homoeroticism - all with a theatrical flair? Well look no further, for I submit to you Dance of the Vampires.

(More cool pictures at the very bottom)

What is it you may ask? It’s a musical about a vampire who seduces a girl and invites her to his midnight ball - an offer she simply cannot turn down. The whole thing sorta gives Phantom of the Opera vibes, but like, wayyy less creepy (despite it being a literal vampire). I will say now that yes, Tanz der Vampire (the original title of Dance of the Vampires), is in German, but there is a full recording with English subtitles on youtube, so please don’t let that prevent you from watching it. Now if you’re still reading, allow me to elaborate on the 80’s music and homoeroticism that I previously mentioned.

Let’s start with the tragic gay romance, because I’m sure that’s what you want to hear about first. While not a main part of the musical, the main vampire’s son falls in love with - gasp! - the vampire hunter’s apprentice. They dance together, and with stage magic involving a mesh screen and an actor on the other side dressed identically to the apprentice, it appears as though the vampire has no reflection in the “mirror”. Of course, the feeling is not mutual, as the apprentice is only at the castle to rescue the girl, who he is in love with.

Now, onto the 80’s music. Surely you’ve heard of the song Total Eclipse of the Heart, or the singer Meatloaf (even if it was just his role as Eddie in Rocky Horror Picture Show). Well, the man who wrote that song and a majority if not all of Meatloaf’s work, was Jim Steinman, who composed the musical. The soundtrack contains a decent amount of electric guitar, even a bit of synth at parts, and all around just sounds awesome. However, he only had about a month and a half to compose it all, so he reused some stuff he previously wrote, including a couple Meatloaf songs and Total Eclipse of the Heart, a song he originally wrote for a Nosferatu musical that ended up not getting produced. It was actually originally titled “Vampires in Love,” so what better song is there to fill the place of a big love duet between the girl and the Count?

Tanz der Vampire is my favorite musical ever. I’ve loved it ever since Count von Krolock appeared on the screen and first began to sing, and you may love it too. So I implore you. Please do yourself a favor and check it out. I’ll provide a link of a full recording with English subtitles here, but it should also be the first result on youtube when you search “tanz der vampire english subtitles.” (That production also has Drew Sarich as the Count, my personal favorite.) I should add though, do not watch the broadway production because it’s terrible.

If you’re still not sold, I’m not sure what else I could say to convince you, but hopefully you at least found this interesting and learned something new. If you want to know more about Tanz der Vampire or would like to hear about other musicals about vampires, please let me know and I can answer any questions. (If even one person watches it because of this I’ll consider this a success, and if you do watch it please let me know because it would really make my day.)

And now I’ll leave you with some pictures of Tanz der Vampire as a last resort to convince you how awesome it is and that you should watch it. (I also put in the alt text the song each picture is from for anyone interested)

*ooo the set design and costuming have hypnotized you… you want to watch it now… do it for the vampires…*

[moxie-girl]

got genshin on the mind again