[Day 287]
HAPPY EARTH DAY to plant some potatoes :D THIS IMPROMPTU COLLAB WENT BONKERS WTF
Colors by @sillyfairygarden @bad12amcomic (also prompt from her) and @kunehokki in order and lineart/sketch by me!
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i absolutely adore how much fun orlando bloom is having in lotr movies. he's 22 years old. he landed one of the major sexy roles in the movie. he has a crush on his hot older scene partner (viggo). he's giggling like a school girl but he also films badass scenes, and they gave him a fairytale horse and he gives him kisses. he has a pretty wig.
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Welcome to your first day on the job cutie!
Now I know you’re new but we do have a dress code
yes, yes, your suit is nice and all, but everyone knows a secretary needs to look cute!
I’m quite surprised you forgot that, but don’t worry cutie, I’ve got a spare dress for emergencies like this that I’m sure will look lovely on you, and after you get your first pay check you can work on making your own wardrobe of work clothes
What do you mean you’re not going to wear it? Humiliating? Girly?
You really didn’t read the contract at all, did you honey? We can decide how you dress when working! Either put on the princess dress or we have every right to fire you for breach of contract! And I know for a fact you can’t afford to lose this job~
There we go! Hehehe, that was easier then I thought, you look absolutely marvellous dear, I’m so glad we hired a cutie like you!
Now go refill the coffee of all our valued employees! And since you haven’t read the contract properly I’ll tell you now: if anyone asks you for anything, no matter how humiliating, it’s your job to see it done!
Off you go now cutie! And don’t forget to call everyone Sir or Ma’m! You’re the junior here and I know our employees can get quite mean if you ever forget that!
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