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crowley being alone while creating the stars while needing a second person to kickstart them & muriel having a desk alone in heaven and getting vistors only once every few centuries & aziraphale being put on earth for six thousand years with no other angel in sight & hell being constantly overcrowded to the point where just getting through the crowd is the first torture method they use on humans & furfur and shax wanting a promotion just so they can have a chance to not have to constantly be crowded & demons showing up on earth so often that theres even a group teleporter thats used enough to get broken all r just living rent free in my head at all times
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowlingās new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didnāt actually say youāre name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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story about someone finding an easily exploitable genie but asking for happiness prosperity and cool trinkets
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me š
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in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he
inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/
#idk if tagging directly is rude/annoying#so ima play it safe#inspired by my summer fashion of choice (it is summer in australia)#he play banjo#he probably studies psychology or history or something#something super smart but you dont know that bc he spends most of his time busking and collecting bugs#maybe he's studying to be an entymologist#the bug people#idk how to spell it#kubo and the two strings#kubo: and the two strings#laika studios#laika#kubo#modern au#college au#SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWED ME FOR STORMLIGHT#ILL DRAW STUFF I SWEAR PLEASE DONT LEAV ME EEEEE
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#hacks#hacks hbo#ava x deborah#deborah vance#ava daniels#jean smart#hannah einbinder#the way she looks so dejected when she thinks ava hung up#and then looking at the room realising everyone saw#and then ava dashing in like a knight in shining armour#oh i'm going to be so normal about this season#hacks s3#hacks s3 spoilers
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Maximus!!
#my art#fallout#fallout show#fallout on prime#maximus#I rly like the scribe outfits..makes everyone look so smart idk#fanart
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From what I can gather from other peoples genius thoughts and some guesses of my own itās:
August:
H&S, Um- Hide and Seek probably, Um could be the location?
September:
WWI- I thinks itās what would Ian do? Although in the schedule for the what would Anthony do they have the d on the end so maybe not
Aud memes- is for sure most likely audience who memed it
October:
Overnight @ Smosh (ghost and spooky)- is obviously the overnight Shayne and Amanda keep pitching
December:
Crew-
FF- CA(unknown symbol)CR- Iām pretty sure this is family feud cast versus crew. I donāt know whatās in between ca and cr but Iām like 95% sure itās supposed to represent versus
WKCB- Who knows crew best I think. Iām solid that thats a w, c, and b, but the k might be two cās and in that case itās probably something new? But I feel okay about it being a k since it matches up with an already existing series.
TNTL- CG- Most likely crew gauntlet tntl
I feel confident about most of this, the only thing I donāt know is what Um could mean, If anyone has any different ideas or ideas for um keep adding on! Weāre decoding this shit.
SHAYNEāS GETTING HIS DREAM! OVERNIGHT AT SMOSH!!! + ghosts?!?!?
#smosh#smosh pit#WHAT DOES UM MEAN#I love when stuff gets leaked and we just go all in on it lol#everyone is so smart
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I think it's absolutely adorable how Movie Mike and Vanny's relationship is like this
But Mike's still comfortable sleeping on her shoulder and in the palm of her hand.
I think that's sweet.
Theyāve gotten to know each other better, so he feels safe to sleep around her
#ask reply#if thatās smart of him Iāll let yall decide BAHA#YES maybe sometimes she does a little evil now and again#but thatās okay everyone has their flaws šš¾#also no matter how cool Vanny is sheās also still a fail girl at heart#so they match pretty well pff
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I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything
He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???
Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)
Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory
What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it
Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird
I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.
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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D
#I hope this made sense I didn't edit much#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu wild#djdjdjdkdjdkckdkxkgg#the 'this is normal it's fine' chain#and 'why is this tree speaking to me' wild#it's just. I mean. I'd have some pretty insane theories too ok#he has no idea why someone could split into four but he has seen two identical twins at a stable once so surely that's an explanation#he's literally so smart tho. like creativity and stuff? being able to pick up on new skills and concepts? he's a genius. a very goofy genius#aahh for his age I said 2 years of life context because he says he's 117 + Jojo said Lu is less than a year after his journey#also mental memories maturity and time awake is all so complicated#so I just said a couple years as kind of a base number idk#(aaaaand if i said anything offensive im sorry of course and none of this is meant as a criticism of wild but I love his crazy theories)#everyone's thoughts matter so much and I love you guys /gen <33#:)#and. I like this and it's funny and fluffy but if my angst writers wanted to get a hold of this O.O
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trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on youāoh, itās long andā¦blonde. again.
apollo, internally: oh my god theyāre all going to think iām STRAIGHT and that iām sleeping with a WOMAN
trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh thatās for sure klavierās :/
#ace attorney#klapollo#aa incorrect quotes#apollo justice#klavier gavin#take apolloās tone as you will#because sometimes people assuming iām straight is like the actual worst thing you could do to meš¤#but sometimes i feel like a secret agentš like yesš hello fellow straightsšš#also i like the idea that apollo is just SO intent on minding his own business#that he doesnāt even realize that everyone he knows is gay#like heās so smart if he thought about it heād realize immediately but like man is too busy thinking about law for that sorry#so heās just habitually āhello fellow straightsā-ing them and they are ALL confused#me projecting tbh iād rather die than let most coworkers know absolutely anything of value about my lifeš¤#which works until one of them IS actually nice and chill and cool#and then they get blindsided when you finally reveal that you actually DO have a personality lol
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okay i know they went to university basically never because plot, but i'm forever amused by the idea of strangers seeing these two together and being baffled/wildly wrong about them
#yagami light#light yagami#L#l lawliet#death note#death note fanart#dn#jichanart#the contrast between them is just so fun#also. re: caption#i just imagine people being like āwow light is so considerate to be so friendly to someone that weirdā#but in reality light cares more about L's opinion than everyone else's in the room combined#Two Very Normal Top Students Who Are Very Good Friends. Definitely#light being asked about L: āoh ryuzaki? he's a bit odd but he's a nice guy when you get to know him. smart too!ā#light on the inside: I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM#these bitches are FAAAAAAKE so fake it's funny. so funny#L pretending he isn't annoying light on purpose and then light being forced to grin and bear it because they're in public
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I think a lot about Leoās tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when heās forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until itās already been done.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#His aptitude with subterfuge sleight of hand stealth and speed really push how being a ninja really comes naturally to him.#itās arguable that his desperation for the spotlight and validation is an act of subterfuge against himself#note that when heās offered a job as a mascot heās fine being unknown#when he and splinter win the battle nexus Leo immediately says āthey love YOU popsā#idk I think so much about how good a ninja Leo is#and how much his persona is more an actor#Leo as a tot is shown a natural skill at katana too so hear me out-#every Leo is a natural ninja but every Leoās route in life is directly tied to their splinter so#since rise splinter is an actor Leo too aims for it#and he brings it into his whole life - masking always because a Leo makes what they do who they are#I think that Leo naturally falls more in line with that of a typical ninja#his eccentric performer self is his subterfuge skill just set to an 11 at all times#not that thatās NOT him - like I said itās still undoubtedly a part of Leo#but? idk I think about little moments like Leo being the only one to choose stealth in bug busters#or Leo being the only one to almost get Gusās dog tags in The Ninja Art of Hide and Seek (he was so close but luck was against him alas)#like- heās clearly in his element there and he falls into those skills so easily#itās like how everyone has skills in so many things but some exceed more in some than others do#like Raph? Raphās the biggest Hero of the bunch of them letās be perfectly real here. Raph is THE Hero#All the boys are smart in their own rights but Donnie is THE Genius.#and they all have mystic powers but Mikey is THE Mystic Warrior with immense untapped potential#likewise Leo I feel is THE Ninja#but yeah I love how much Leo goes for the spotlight anyway for better or for worse#he IS a performer again make no mistake! but again the way he does it still lines up with his natural ninja aptitude and I love it#Leo loving magic tricks and magicians so much works doubly well here because like#youād think heās focused solely on the performance flair - no itās ALSO and ESPECIALLY the DECEPTION
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Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.
#aventurine#hsr aventurine#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#star rail#ratiorine#raturine#aventio#mermaid au#mer!aventurine#see ok listen#aventurine is a very smart fish and while he cant speak Human#he can communicate by impressing the idea of something on someone#which is why his speech bubbles are all abstract things bc he communicates by sending the idea of what he wants to say to ppls brains#and hes clever hes our cunning merchant gambler#so while he was initially captured by some researchers to be studied#hes able to charm them up and get them on his side... thus allowing him to have more luxury than the average experiemental subject#ofc none of this reallt matters when the researchers wont let him go free but its the smalle victories...#eventually hell work his way up to freedom#ratio is the poor sap who was dragged into the study half way to teach aventuring how to Be Human basically#he accepts the proposition bc everyone deserves to have knowledge! even fish!#my art#comics#scribbles
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Prompt 198
Now Bruce was not expecting to reincarnate upon his death. At least he thinks he died, heās pretty sure he did. There wasnāt any other reason for him to be a well, literal baby. Around two he thinks, which fits well with the fact that itās around that time that babies start forming memory recall, if he, well, remembered correctly.Ā
But while he knew about reincarnation thanks to Shayera and Carter, heād never exactly given it much thought towards himself. Because seriously, what were the chances of such a thing as him being given another chance?Ā
So he was quite surprised at his situation, experimentally opening and closing pudgy hands that looked well, just a tiny bit off. Heād never been that pale before, he thinks, even back when he never went outside like, ever.Ā
He turned his gaze towards the mobile above him with a sort of idle curiosity- a mixture of bats (ha) and other trinkets he wasnāt familiar with. It also caused him to get his first good look at his parent, asleep on a rocking chair right next to the crib.Ā
Huh. They had the same pale skin he did, albeit in the light it looked like it was slightly tinted blue, and while their hair was white they didnāt exactly look old. They looked surprisingly well rested for raising a toddler too, unless they had a nanny or something similarā¦ He rolled over, managing to very shakily push himself to his feet with the help of the crib.Ā
Why was standing so hard as a toddler? And why did he have his memories of everything except how he had died anyway?Ā
His head whipped up from where they were staring at his feet when he heard a snort, finding his parent awake and standing. Somehow silently enough that he hadnāt noticed- or he was that easily distracted by the unfamiliar giddiness bursting in his chest.Ā
āMorning little bat,ā his parent easily picked him up and held him while he inwardly sighed at the nickname. Of course his bat motif would follow him into this life. A low rumbling almost caused him to jump, his body relaxing before he could fully register the sound. Theā¦ purring?Ā
Oh.Ā
He wasnāt human this time around.Ā
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Vlad is a young-adult dad to a reincarnated Bruce#After the hospital he drowned his despair/distress in any way he could & ended up with a baby boy#Bruceās main suspected species of what they were was vampire before the ghost reveal lol#Bruce canāt say shit about Vladās thievery but he has the most judging expression for a toddler#Then he also sees his new dad develop and try to figure out powers#Vlad was terrified to pick him up when he first discovered his ghost fire#Yes this very much changes Vladās relationship with Danny#The reunion has 14 year old Danny meet a Very Smart 8 year old Bruce#Yes Bruce clocks teenage vigilante instantly#And look he Would try to get Vlad to stop the possession shit but as long as itās actual assholes he canāt exactly judge#He blackmailed SO many people in his past lifeā¦ he's trying Not to be a hypocrite here#Why yes Bruce IS very liminal from having a half-ghost dad#Vlad panicked more than he did when his fangs came in (Bruce has made a file about both himself & everyone he meets)#Just because heās now baby doesnāt mean heās no longer Bruce#At some point someone from his world might find their way to this one but that would be a very long time in the future lol#Vlad (unaware of his core being able to feel his ghostlingās big emotions): Wow raising a child is surprisingly easy
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From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)
#i was forced to colour this and its always painful and out of my comfort zone hallelujah#let me just tag this real quick i have a lot to say#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#radioapple#appleradio#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor x lucifer#okay we are back#FIRST things first#oh shit i forgot#my art#i watched silence of the lambs for the first time#and i think that hannibal lecter is just normal smart#but everyone else is really really fucking stupid#OH THE FIC I FORGOT TO SAY#i needed something uplifting and im so happy that i found it#if any of you is in need of some cheering up please give it a read#i am EXCITED for the next chapter#i just love it when charlie screams in someones face#AND THAT āALASTOR HEAVED OUT A DISGUSTED SOUNDā is absolutely me and my best friend every five minutes if we dont like something#i now use a screenshot of that sentence to express my discomfort in our chat#wow im so shit at giving compliments and i am stuck in an endless loop of āwow i loved it so much it was greatā#BUT I REALLY LOVED IT
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