#every variation

[hobiebrownismygod]

Spamming you wit my hcs instead of writing cus this is easier and more fun,

Miles has terrible nose bleeds and normally rio just gives him some good ol nasal ointment.. Well his mommy isn't there every morning but you know who is??? PETER!

and Miles doesn't like or trust peter to do it, but if he does it himself he will do more damage than good.

It's like getting your nose swabbed at the doctor, someones gotta hold that kid down .. And that someone is sadly always another kid cause peters and immature dude.

-Jayce 😊

I love getting my inbox spammed so ngl im loving this <3

wait is this insomniac miles or 1610 miles

cuz for insomniac miles I totally see him struggling to put the ointment on his face while he's just like "no nO" or he's holding Miles down while MJ does it for him instead 💀

I can imagine insomniac Peter furiously searching up ways to fix the nosebleed cuz he has absolutely no idea and miles is bleeding like crazy to the point where his voice is all nasally and muffled

1610 would probably listen more to Peter B. though cuz he's like a 'father figure' almost to him. he'd be really annoyed about it but he'd still sit down and let Peter B. do his thing no matter how bad he is at it

although knowing Peter B. he'd probably accidentally pinch the poor guys nose multiple times before applying it properly 😭 1610 would be in tears

[paintedcrows]

Some Oldies in the 80s AU sketches! Grunkle Stan and Young Ford this time.

They are so funny to me. Like to me Stan is completely secure in his relationship with Older Ford. He has just spent MONTHS alone on the open ocean with the guy. Nothing this Young Ford can throw at him can compare. Ford, still a bundle of ego and grudges, has no idea how to respond. Also Bill is a menace

[benevolenterrancy]

"If the original novel had given this thing more than ten words of description, there was no way he wouldn’t have remembered!"

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

supportive chris

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[hawberries]

I can't take it anymore. I'll never get sick of Baizhu. I try to play Alhaitham, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Furina, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Tighnari, Cyno – Baizhu can heal me. He takes me by the wrist to check my pulse. I forage for him. I craft five copies of Prototype Amber for him. He's satisfied. "This gives me a good amount of both HP and energy" he says. "I don't need any field time to full heal your entire team." I want to pull the Jadefall's Splendour but I can't, I don't have enough primogems. He shakes his head gently and puts my credit card away to be used on something more important. "This is not the end. You're taking a turn for the better." There is no hint of malice in Changsheng's eyes. Nothing but pure, instant, teamwide healing with no circle impact or energy hunting. What a kind world.

[robotpussy]

today a girl in my town got stabbed to death on the bus only to find out it was because that dude was trying to get with her and she kept rejecting him.... she was 15 and he was 17. but some of you lot want to act like misogyny isn't that deep and some women even deserve to face misogynist violence

[muppetminge]

wow i love twitter sm.

on a serious note - i think it's funny to portray women not wearing make-up as silly and childish when you're the one apparently caring so much about what other people are doing to their faces.

ask yourself: why do you find bare faces not appropriate for formal events? why does it bother you to see a woman without makeup? how does it effect you? why do you think it effects you?

you're so insistent that there are no societal pressures at play, that women are doing this exclusively for themselves and for the joy of it - then where does this urge to force it on women who don't find joy in it come from? why does it annoy you to see women in their natural way of being? it's a choice, but also there's a right choice, apparently, and anyone stepping out of line shoud be promptly shamed into submission. right?

"a little (whatever) never hurt anybody" okay and neither does a bare face. grow up.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

[platoapproved]

Well, you don't talk about your mother very much.

insp (x)

[wewontbesleeping]

Junior mints are so fucked up. but I reach for them all the same …..

[yusiyomogi]

guys, i hope you understand that calling mithrun "grandpa" is ableist. i know some people do this because they relate to him, i truly understand that, as someone who's 30 and feels very old sometimes. but this is not a type of joke that should be common in the fandom, repeated at every corner. about physically disabled guy who doesn't even count as "middle aged".

[benevolenterrancy]

xiyao shipping vs nieyao shipping

love that for them u.u

[grimfolks]

sweater / jeans / shoes

top / jeans / ballet shoes / earrings / bracelet / rings

top / bottoms / shoes / necklace / watch (bg) / rings

hair 1 & hair 2

[shrimpchipsss]

every night

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more