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muppetminge · 5 hours ago

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“the most confident women i know are women with short natural nails”

reminds me of that one video that went viral recently where the woman was saying something along the lines of “i only take advice from women who have a full bush” and it’s crazy that most of the comments tend to agree but only a few are pinpointing why that might be. like hmm… i wonder what it is about a woman who doesn’t adhere to unnecessary beauty standards and simply lives her life in her natural body without wasting the mental/physical/emotional energy it takes to endlessly spend money on hair removal nails makeup etc and WHY it makes her more confident in her body as a dignified human being

i wonder what it is!

#genuinely like. a glimpse into another reality #what do you mean you actually care about other people's nails.......#keeping any and all crude jokes to myself on this occasion btw but the thoughts are definitely being thought.

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muppetminge · 3 days ago

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Anna Bilinska Bohdanowicz Self-Portrait with Apron and Brushes 1887

#went searching specifically for this bc i needed to share it with everrrryone #gd....#truly peace and love.

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muppetminge · 4 days ago

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no hate to my straight woman friends past/present/future but gdd i wish i had more dyke friends like the conversation will shift half a millimeter and i'll sit there feeling like a different species for twenty minutes

#mona mona mona #the benefits of being a woman wrong <3 #also being a ********* **** but that's another thing altogether even if very very related

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muppetminge · 4 days ago

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sorry i do think it's pretty funny that men for thousands of years were like "women just aren't very smart... :( their poor brains can't handle real education" and now women are doing better than men in all levels of schooling to the point where it's some kind of crisis that boys don't learn good... sucks to suck

#yeah because the systems we weren't allowed to be a part of because of said womanbrains are really catering to us Actually.#like maybe yall are just stupid idk. ever considered that.#a more genuine side note nothing makes me as happy as looking at education statistics here and seeing immigrant girls just roaring ahead #the future is bright!

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muppetminge · 6 days ago

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sex is a sacred act between two women

#yeah sure i'll reblog that

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muppetminge · 6 days ago

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Female Skaters ca. early 90s. Bored with everything & way cooler than you.

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muppetminge · 6 days ago

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reminder: it’s impossible to impress a white man, no matter how much beyond his skill level you are, because white men think that they can do anything by default and, more so, they can do anything a woman can do. the only person who can impress a white man is other white men

#'my daily mantra: you are better than this random dude who you have for some reason identified as a rival'#that's so real i'm constantly winning against these bitches and they don't even know it

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muppetminge · 7 days ago

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"Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience."

Mary Wollstonecraft (1759-1797)

#a real one #reading rn and i got to be honest she's so ***

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muppetminge · 7 days ago

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"From Paris to Peru, from Japan to Rome, The stupidest animal, in my opinion, is man." - Olympe de Gouges, a note in the Declaration of the Rights of WOman and the Female Citizen, 1791

#finding the full translation of this is hell btw. thanks for the divine reminder or whatever to get off my ass and actually find it instead #of making do with the two-page excerpts running around everywhere #anyway happy 'regardless of what barriers confront you it is in your power to free yourselves; you have only to want to' or whatever.

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muppetminge · 9 days ago

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Love seeing women with bare faces, short fingernails, practical shoes, comfortable clothing, a full plate, a toothy grin, a relaxed posture. Love love love seeing women comfortable and happy and unselfconscious.

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muppetminge · 10 days ago

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I get so pissed when people say this. The education system was literally created by and for men. Women weren’t allowed to get an education for hundreds of years. Women are still not allowed to get an education in certain countries. Every time women are better at men than something they blame it on “the system.”

#quite literally always saying this...#genuinely if a man says this to me in real life i might just have to attack him.

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muppetminge · 13 days ago

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