#every Republican accusation is a confession Tumblr posts

[democratthatlovesguns]

MAGA Descendants of Illegal Immigrants Should Be Deported In Mass

I was reminded today that I am, in fact, genetically more Native American than any other race. As such, I claim authority to speak on behalf of my ancestors.

The descendants of ILLEGAL EUROPEAN IMMIGRANTS WEARING MAGA HATS have overstayed their welcome, just like their ancestors did. And it's time for them to leave our land.

As is common from the MAGA world, every accusation is actually a confession. MASS MURDERERS AND RAPISTS DID NOT ARRIVE FROM LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES IN MODERN TIMES, THEY ARRIVED AROUND 400 YEARS AGO FROM EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.

And once again, in a few weeks, the descendants of these rapists and murderers will celebrate that my ancestors, the natives of the north and south American continents, were so naïve and trusting that they feasted happily with the assholes that would rape and kill them the following day.

Then came one of the biggest assholes in American history, Andrew Jackson. Manifest Destiny is what he called the genocide of the real natives of this land. I'm surprised we don't have a federal holiday to celebrate this genocide as well.

Let us not forget the happy times of the California gold rush. What a fun time is must have been to commit genocide once again against the only group of people that have a natural birth right to this land.

The way I see it, my brothers and sisters and their children from Latin American countries share more of my Native American blood than the representatives of the ILLEGAL GOVERNMENT OF THE ILLEGAL EUROPEAN IMMIGRANTS, and have more a right to immigrate to anywhere they wish on this land.

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THEIR CHILDREN FROM PUERTO RICO ARE NOT TRASH. And it is not a harmless joke as the asshole JD Vance would seek to convince you. It's a harmless joke in the same way that Hitler calling the Jewish people rats was such a charming and harmless observation by a wildly misunderstood but charismatic guy, as Jordan Peterson would describe him (such a hilarious guy right Jordan?).

MAGA Republicans have overstayed their welcome in our land, and it's time for them to go. Especially the SOUTH AFRICAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ELON MUSK, he definitely needs to have his naturalization rescinded and needs to be deported immediately - he can take his mom with him.

[epically-epic-epicosity]

As a resident of Denver who lives across Parker Road from Aurora, and who used to live in Aurora, I can corroborate this.

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[qqueenofhades]

CNN just dropped an exclusive report today with "Georgia prosecutors have messages showing Trump’s team is behind voting system breach" as the headline... whodathunkit

Indeed, the people who have spent three years screaming about election fraud, while being criminally charged in multiple jurisdictions for election fraud (and are on the brink of being charged again for EVEN MORE ELECTION FRAUD), are indeed the people who... committed election fraud, or at least attempted to. Cue shocked Pikachu face from the entire media.

[tenitchyfingers]

This is SUCH a good video

[marches45]

[wilwheaton]

Once again, not a drag queen.

[memeboud]

Nope, not possible. The GOP would NEVER accuse someone of what they themselves are guilty of

Would they?

[isawthismeme]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[nando161mando]

British biologist Richard Dawkins accused student protesters of antisemitism during a recent event. Then, he runs away when stumped on a follow-up question.

[whatthehelloh]

Got another mailer from the RNC today! This unhinged treatise was "from" Donny Jr.

I was going to highlight the projections but then I realized the entire fucking four-page letter is completely unhinged. Everything is a projection. Literally. Read it.

[qqueenofhades]

"Weaponization of the Federal Government." I just....I just can't.

[terriwriting]

When they aren't quoting Adolf Hitler or associating with the Proud Boys, the faith-based Moms For Liberty organization spreads homophobic hate messages and espouses concern for children's safety. But consistent with the maxim, "every conservative accusation is a confession," they have a registered felony sex offender leading faith-based outreach for their Philadelphia chapter.

Phillip Fisher Jr., a pastor and Republican ward leader, pled guilty to 12 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 14-year-old boy in 2012 when he was 25, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer.

[thisismenow3]

Trump showing actual dementia signs on top of everything else

[liberalsarecool]

Harlan Crow bankrolled No Labels. He funds RFK Jr. He bought Clarence Thomas.

For all the 'George Soros' and puppetmaster antisemtism, when the actual money that buys influence and corrupts institutions comes from a conservative, Conservatives don't care. They love the dishonesty and fraud.

George Soros is the gaslight, the projection. Every accusation is a confession.

Attacking a veteran while backing a fake bone spurs draft dodger is a Republican value.