#everthing sucks

[o-finn-bem-viado]

google should kill itshelf togheter with their fucking stupid ai

[princessbrunette]

bunny dragging Rafe around all the cute little stores on her shopping day. he’s just all unbothered but ofcourse he taps his black card for anything and everything she picks up off the shelf

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rafes always a couple of steps behind, tapping at the keyboard of his phone as he furiously berates someone via email. he doesn’t particularly need to look up, simply following the sound of your kitten heels tapping along the black tiles of victoria secret, and the occasional “ooooh, this is cute!”

you brought rafe along because you enjoyed spending time with him. even if you could tell all the girly shit really wasn’t his thing, he didn’t mind tagging along based on the fact you were tottering around the mall in a tiny skirt and he knew guys would be bothering you. it also was kind of a turn on for him to be the one always swiping his card for you, a power thing perhaps.

he nearly walks into the back of you when stop abruptly, spinning around wafting two tiny lacy scraps of fabric in his face.

“pink or white, rafey?” you whine, like the decision was life or death. he hums, zoned out as he hits send before pocketing his phone, blinking at you.

“…what?”

“pink or white?”

he scratches his cheek, carelessly gazing between the two. “both. s’not like you gotta choose — m’a fuckin’ walking piggy bank, clearly.”

you giggle, wrapping your manicured hand around his bicep — dragging him along. “someones grumpy.”

“got some god damn asshole blowing up my email. it’s like no one wants to do their jobs anymore.” your boyfriend complains, subconsciously reaching for his wallet once more once you reach the check out. standing on your tiptoes, you smush a glossy kiss against his cheek, pressing your body against him as the checkout girl rings up your items, placing them into the pale pink bag.

“i’m sorry daddy, atleast i know how to behave.” you flutter your eyelashes up at him, disregarding the awkward gaze of the check out girl. he smirks at your unabashed nicknaming, eyes not leaving yours as he taps his card on the reader.

“yeah, damn right you do.”

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[miquella-everywhere]

Hey lemme say just how much i dislike Charos Hidden Grave and the Cerulean Coast in the dlc real quick

Legit one of the, if not most, underdeveloped most uncared for areas in the DLC. This place legit feels like unnecessary padding as it offers no new substantial lore and is only used to show off past enemies as a way to sugar coat the fact that "hey we remember these guys but we do not give a shit nor care about their lore" and then just moved on from there despite the massive plot holes these areas leave behind

freaking sucks because the red and blue spider lilys are genuinely beautiful

but yeah Charos Hidden Grave and so too the Cerulean Coast are fucking forsaken and could be so easily removed from the DLC and nothing about it would have changed or made any difference to the story.....

​remember when the Death Birds had a matriarch in the TwinBirds as well as an Unamed Outer God???? and that the wandering mausoleums knights beheaded themselves and was a curse from the Death Birds???? and that Miquella was behind the mausoleums as a way to revive Godwyn so he must have made a deal with the Death Birds????

b e c a u s e I s u r e d o

[nanistar]

meet (again) Briskwater, marshclan healer and Hollowspur’s older brother. they are selectively mute.

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[cheeriochat]

Hi im alive

Got metal gear shirt today

I took the photo at the shopping centre IGNORE HOW WEIRD THE IMAGE LOOKS

[ladyelissarose]

has anyone ever felt like a ‘backup‘ friend? Or like their ‘last choice’? yeah... i have.

[sharkboat]

noises inmy fucking rokm ints 1:20 amt i have not had wayer in 14 bours 😂‼️

[systemofthelight]

I JUST REALIZED THAT TBE REASON WHY WE HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP FOR SHIT! ITS CAUSE OF JJ’S FUCKASS SLEEP SCHEDULE FROM SOURCE!

[lily-on-the-fence]

Me after

My dad outs me to his sister

My mum outs me to her sister

My cousin outs me to her dad

Her dad outs me to my grandparents

My stepmum outs me to her family

My friend outs me to my co-worker

[wabitabi]

everthing sucks but atleast i drew Meleoron

yeah i did his hoodie bad urmmm forgive me

[brujaluas]

changes in 1 year for you life...

everthing about my paid readings and spells

pile 1

Many here may be feeling disillusioned or drowning in loving illusions, something like that, as if they are only sure that it will work out with this particular person, but it's okay if it doesn't resonate, this message is not for everyone, it is for a small group, you You will free yourself from some thoughts, you will be able to travel more, explore more, leave your comfort zone and explore what you want, come out of your shell, you will put love on the back burner.

pile 2

some are in a big impasse, they feel tired and exhausted from something, or from life itself, a lot of work, you will become a more understanding and loving, caring person, you will open your heart in a way that everyone will find you kind, at least on a first impression when meeting you, but there is still work to be done (?), if you are looking for a loving relationship, I see a very prosperous and beautiful one in your paths.

pile 3

I see a relationship term here, a relationship that you may not see now but is toxic and sucks you in somehow. You will become more visible because you will take better care of yourself, if you have dark circles they will disappear, I see you happy walking alone and doing your things, you can learn a new hobby.

[pricescigar]

I got to get this out of my head so fuck it Mafia!Price

(No specific gender assigned, for everyone to enjoy 🖤)

CW: Implied violence, NSFW

Admin note: I'm sorry if this sucks I really did try! 😭

Mafia!Price who watches you the moment you stepped into his bar, not knowing it belonged to the most dangerous man in England.

(After all you thought it was some normal bar in a completely normal area. An area that wasn't so normal at all)

Mafia!Price who wanted to know everthing. And every little thing about you, you captivated him that much thay he would watch you.

(Perhaps the man had better things to do than watch you. But he didn't, he had all the time in the world)

Mafia!Price who treats you like royalty, you deserve the whole world after all. You would never have to work a day in your life again, no, he wouldn't allow it now would he?

Mafia!Price who would burn the whole world for you, especially if you got kidnapped by one of his many rivals.

Mafia!Price who gives you his card whenever you want to go out shopping, he wouldn't give a shit if you made him go bankrupt. He can get more money somewhere else, he has his ways...

A car? Sure.

Newest technology? Sure.

(The most expensive bag, jewellery, clothes? You name it. Hell, he'll buy the whole stock for you.)

Mafia!Price who makes you sit on his lap whenever you two are in his bar, not allowing anyone else near you.

Unless you wanted to end up beaten up half to deaf like some poor random stranger who flirted with you.

Telling john that he didn't need to go great lengths, but he did anyway.

Mafia!Price who takes you go the most extravagant restaurants. Five stars. The best table they offer, he doesn't care how much the bill is. He just wants to make you happy.

Mafia!Price who tells you every time that no one else can fuck like he can. No one can fuck you but him, no man, nor woman will give you the satisfaction that he can.

Mafia!Price who always tells you that you are his, and his alone

[sanjisblackasswife]

So.... Hello! I'm not Very good at english since it's not my language but here we Go. I wanna to say i really love your art (from fanarts to your write style) and i Hope you have a good day today. Anyway i don't know If your ask are ope but How the Monsters trio Will react with they being your First in everthing! (Like First Kiss, First love, First s*x, etc) you can do nsfw-ish If you wanted

aww thank u!:) I am not going to go into grave detail because I am already doing a “First time” series with them but i like this request💓imma do it moreso where you’re THEIRS if thats alright

Being the Monster Trio’s First (NSFW-ish)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Mentions of sex

I am half sleep and typing this all in one go so mb for my spelling errors im just making up for lost time not posting consistently because school and coms☹️

Being Luffy’s First:

Crush: Being his crush is no different from being his best friend, he isn’t a very romantic guy if he likes you he will just tell you, “Y/N I think about you a lot, and I also think you may have a Lust DF power because when I think of you i get hard.” Bless him he is very blunt. BUT he does mean what he says so..be nice?

Kiss: Probably the most anticlimactic thing ever. Luffy already licks your face, hugs, and touches you a lot so when he starts running at you after a fight to see if you’re okay BAM. His lips smack into yours like a bowling ball and honestly. It’s cute. Completely uncoordinated, damn near sucked your bottom lip off, but…there was just something so addictive and attractive to his kiss that made you want more

Love: Very odd in his case. He just thought he liked you a lot. The signs were evident though, when you tell him he doesn’t deny it persay he moreso brushes it off because being in love is so new to him. However being his first love is something you can’t forget. He reminds you everyday why you’re important. Why he loves you. And why he fell in love with you.

Sexual Encounter: It was fun! You both were inexperienced. He didn’t know what hole to enter, you were shocked by how long he can stretch his dick. You both even spent the night laughing more than actually having sex, but once it came down to business it was a learning experience for you both. He was so attentive to make sure you were okay you felt yourself crying a little afterwards at how gentle he was with you.

Being Zoro’s First:

crush: He’s actually more of an asshole to you Not even on purpose he just doesn’t want to admit his feelings towards you. You’re beautiful, sweet, and charming and dammit he hates that he has feelings and how you always mess them up when you’re around him! He feels so powerless so please be gentle with him…or put him on blast. It maybe attractive to the mf.

Kiss: Awkward, awkward, awkward. He isn’t the rizzmaster okay. Yes he is pretty and he knows it but he is crap to flirting. absolutely crap. He was so hot in the face when you did the first move and kissed him he was a stuttering mess and pulled you back in for another kiss to prevent you from laughing at him. His kisses wasn’t BAD but …just practice with him. Yeah it was awkward but seeing your face so close and personal, smelling your scent. He couldn’t get enough.

Love: DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT Absolutely ridiculous how in denial he was. Everytime someone even said the word love he’d get so mad because that word applied to you in so many ways. He fell for you and he couldn’t do anything about it. You were the one opponent he could not beat and honestly, he didn’t want to. He fell for you and he fell so hard that it actually makes him nervous to be around you. He doesn’t know whether he loves you or hates you now for being so irresistible to him. Eventually he comes to terms with it and once it does and you feel the same way. Good luck getting rid of him.

Sexual Encounter: You taught him everything. He didn’t know his way from the clit to your ass. It took a lot of trial and error, sex wasn’t really NEW to him. He has seen porn but it’s completely different from films and pictures so sometimes he would back down when making out got too far, eventually he needed that release one late night while cuddling you and even though he could have went to the bathroom you stopped him and …helped him out. Let’s just say Zoro is so grateful he didn’t pussy out this go round!

Being Sanji’s First:

Crush: Sanji is an interesting guy because any woman that knows Sanji knows he is a mixture of a flirt and just having amazing manners for women. You however was just above the usual women he served to. Being his crush was an experience because you seen a side to Sanji most women don’t get to see. You seen him stand up straighter, sly comments that made your heart melt, and even kept his cool…too cool in fact. He really was Mr. Prince for you.

Kiss: The first kiss he planned it out. He knew his feelings about you and that you felt the same so he needed to plan it just right not just for him, but for you as well. The kiss was so soft and delicate you almost didn’t feel it. And that was because he shy’ed away for a moment, scared his sudden bold move would have you smack him, Luckily, he didn’t have to worry feeling your hands cup his cheek to kiss him back. He still touches his lips when he thinks about that time you kissed him.

Love: I mean man…you really are a blessed woman because out of all of the others he has seen and been with he chose you and only you. it’s insane really. He tries in his entire will to not mess this opportunity to find true love up. You being his first love he watches his mouth and actions around you more, He tries his hardest not to ruin the view you have of him and it shows. If you can just reassure him you love him for him and not who he thinks he needs to be. Sanji needs the confirmation that you love him almost as much as he loves you.

Sexual Encounter: LORD—- okay. okay. Just like Zoro trial and error HOWEVER. Much longer and worse. He really is still a pervert no matter how much in love he is with you so you have to take it very slow. Once you both are okay to be naked in front of each other he is back to being a shy boy so you constantly kiss and praise him, telling him how good he is for you, how well he is doing for his first time. You were so kind and patient with him, it never fails to leave a chill down his spine (in a good way) when he remembers that night of love making with you, and now that he has more experience he does nothing but reciprocate the same feelings back to you in bed.

[wizashcs]

Hi pookie

Ill give you a good start on this bc Im so happy you write these ahain💗

Can I get some ideal date headcanons with Zoro, Nami and Robin? Like what is their dream date would look like with their s/o. Sfw/nsfw is fine too~

Thank you for always supporting me, my dearest!! Of course, I'll give you everything you want.

One Piece Headcanons - What is their dream date with their s/o like, with a little spice~

Zoro

This man is such a loser when it comes to dates, because if he's in love, I'm sure he doesn't know what to do exactly. I think he's relying on his partner more in the planning of dates, since he's fine as long as you're happy. (But choose an activity that he likes or at least doesn't hate, because then he wouldn't get grumpy.)

His ideal date is just you, him, and a beer for each one of you. You'd just find yourselves a nice little nowhere, without the sharp noises of your crew members, and just talk. Maybe he'd even get a little more open about his old stories when he was a pirate hunter, or he'd even talk about his days in training, when he was just a boy. He'd also listen to you talk, secretly being glad that he gets to know the little things about you. (He would be so surprising sometimes, when he'd just randomly give something to you that you've mentioned him years ago. You'd be so emotional about it, while he denies the fact that he remembered at all. No need for him to be called a sweet loverboy, you know.)

Nsfw part:

Since you two have found a little privacy, the swordsman would probably get cheesy enough to pull you onto his lap, listening to you like that, then, after a while, he'd start to run his fingers under your shirt while he's behind your back. When you ask him "What are you doing, Zoro?" - he'd simply reply: "Nothing, continue." You decide to join his game, by trying to ignore his touches on your bare stomach and chest. Needless to say, Zoro would take this as a challenge, and will do everthing to make you lose. You can feel him getting hard on your bottom, his chest touches your back, his mouth is sucking on the side of your neck, leaving blood red hickeys on you, marking you as his once again. Meanwhile, he'd play with your nipple with one hand, and tries to untie your bottom clothes with the other. You two will not get out of there without breaking a sweat, that's for sure.

Nami

(s/o is afab)

Nami likes money, but also likes spending money, especially when you're with her to do that. You two would decide to have an all-day date, including some shopping, and then in the evening a hot bath together, undisturbed. When you guys are out there shopping, she'd insist to buy some new clothes for each one of you, and believe me, she hypes you so much when you put on a new set of clothes. "Baby, this was literally made for you. You look stunning." Even if you're insecure about it, she'd buy it for you. Who knows, maybe one day you'll change your mind. (She will be working on changing your mind very hard.)

When you came back home with your stuff, you two decide to have a bath together. I'm sure she have planned all this, so she'd buy scented candles and colorful bathbombs for your lazy night together. You sit in the tub first, so Nami could sit between your legs, pressing her back against your bare chest, leaning her head to your collarbones. At first, you'd just enjoy the bathbomb's gentle tangerine scent, and the blinking lights of the candles you lit, with the ship's easy rocking. Silence, at last.

Nsfw part:

The feeling of Nami's red hair tickling your skin, she's caressing your leg with her nails gently, from knee to thigh. It would drive you crazy. She always drives you crazy. "Nami, you're doing this again..." You breathe out softly. It seems your scolding wasn't very impactful with that pleased moan. She'd turn her head to you, and smile playfully. "Doing what?" She answered with brattiness in her voice. You both know where'd that lead to. The door is locked, so who could stop you two? Nami turns over to you with her body as well, and you'd pull her into a passionate kiss. She'd hug your neck with one of her hands, and with the other, she'd start to wander down across your chest, then your stomach, slowly down there, on your heated spot. She would begin drawing circles around your clit, and after a little while, her middle finger would find your slippery entrance under the water, carefully but also confidently pushing her way into you. You moan and run your fingers through her orange tufts, making her sigh a little. "It's been so long... You won't escape me now." She'd say just before she'd lean back hungrily to the mouth she was longing for.

Robin

Robin would appreciate cozy dates, where you two would visit a nearby library, finding some goods to read together back on the ship, in her room. You'd choose something easy, a short romance novel for the night, instead of an archaeological science book. (I mean, she would really like that, and I'm sure she would read from those to you as well, but no way that's an easy subject.)

When you came back from the library with the book you chose together, you decide to settle into Robin's bedroom. She would open a nice bottle of wine for the two of you, and you could begin your cozy, reading night. You'd read the chapters aloud, and when you reached the end of a chapter, you would take turns. To be honest, you both love hearing eachother read. There's something of a passion, an art about reading to someone. Robin's words flow into your mind like a river, wishing the chapter would never end, because that would mean she'd stop speaking on her gentle voice, and you'd have to take turn. "I could listen to your voice all day." You said, when Robin finished her part. The woman smiled gently, almost shy. "I could read you all day."

Nsfw part:

So you persuaded her to read the rest of the chapters by herself... She sat on a sofa all this time, but as the time passed, you two found yourselves laying on her bed, cuddling. Robin held the book between her two summoned hands, while you rested your head on her chest, snuggling up the her tall, slim shaped body. She held you in her own arms, while she was reading the last chapter of the book. You'd stroke her arm that held you, and then, from a sudden thought, you'd put your hand on her lower stomach, starting to caress her with your nails tenderly. Her stomach jumped a little each time when you touched her, but she managed to keep her words flow the same as before. You became pretty amazed, seeing her being able to resist for so long, even after you began to do the same to her inner thighs, and eventually reached her womanhood as well. Yep, she'd read the last chapter until the last page's last word, while you literally finger her. "You are an unbelievable one." She says, and just after she put the book on her nightstand, she'd turn to you and pull you closer with all four of her hands. "Now... Let's see how long you can ignore my touches, my love."

[suzukiblu]

Could i request some two thirds more? Sorry everthing sucks atm. Hope the writing helps.

Still, it thinks it’s doing okay with this test, at least so far. It found all the babies and it got them all collected and tucked in with blankets like babies are supposed to be, and it didn’t even wake any of them up or anything. And it kept the biggest one from accidentally hitting the other big one in its sleep. 

[lazyneonrabbitt]

RE: @thebearer's Carmy and breastmilk post

Carmy always loved your chest. Great to lay on during cuddles where he'd drop himself on top of you, or mindlessly squeeze in his hands when you're the one laying down on him. When you got pregnant you'd quickly complain about being too sore, swatting his hands away much to his annoyance. He'd stop as soon as you asked, but not without pouting and finding other soft spots to place his hands, usually settling on your ass or thighs.

When you got too big for you both to lay comfortably on the couch he suggested to move the tv into the bedroom so you could still cuddle. He loves to touch you so massages and general comforting rubs weren't unusual.

You sat up against the mountain of pillows Carmy had gotten for you, groaning and whining and in general just having a bad day. Everything hurt, your swollen belly got in the way of everthing, nothing was comfortable and your breasts hurt way too much to ignore today. Carmy was next to you, making sure you got your painkillers and some food in your system before softly rubbing your stomach and kissing from your neck down to the swell of your chest. His hand moved on autopilot, not realizing until you let out a pained whimper that he had squeezed your overly sensitive, now leaking tit.

"Oh shit. Baby I'm sorry.." He looked down at his hand, taking it off your skin and moving it to his lips, licking off the white liquid. You looked down at him doing all of this, wondering if he really registered what exactly he was doing. Not that you minded at all, the initial squeeze had hurt, but maybe this was just what you needed? You blamed the hormones for making you think it looked pretty hot how he licked the milk, your milk, off his hand.

With his lips still on the back of his hand he looked at you and found you staring with that look he knew all too well. His bright blue eyes flicked down to your chest and back up as to ask permission and you only nodded in response before he carefully put his hand back, propping himself up on his elbow and lick a broad stripe over your nipple causing gou to let out a content sigh. "Fuck, Carmy.." You tangled your fingers in his hair, both as a way of showing him its okay, but also to yank at when he got too rough. "Don't tease, just get it over with." You didn't mean to sound impatient or rude, but today had drained all your energy. He smiled against your skin before softly licking once more and latching on. His fingers dug into the soft underside of your swollen breast as he sucked oh so carefully. The sound you made was almost pornographic and in sync with Carmy's groan at the taste of you. Your fingers clawed at his scalp as he sucked harder fhe second time. "Fuck, so good." His praise made all of today's struggle turn into nothing but hormonal bullshit.

He didn't even think about asking before switching breasts. One hand under the still untouched one while the other srroked lovingly over your large, round stomach. You bet you tasted as addicting as Carmy sounded right now. His moans going straight through you untill you decided he'd had enough.

..for now.