Fatphobia is crazy like have you ever cuddled with a fat person???? Bc if you have then you know it’s elite. No skinny cuddling could ever compare actually
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Even though I'm a trans man whenever I see my body in the mirror and feel bad about my weight (unrelated to gender dysphoria) I just mentally go "you're so tumblr falin body type" and it makes me feel better :)
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guys I ended up on the wrong side of swiftie tumblr please help get me back to the normal side where people don’t think that Taylor swift is secretly a lesbian who is singing to k*rlie kl*ss 😭😭 like istg she could marry Travis tomorrow and have 8 kids with him and they’d all be like “omg performance art” like you really think queen kylie kelce would involve her family in this if it was fake? The same kylie who is NOTORIOUS for not taking any bullshit? You think she’s involving her kids in this? Not a chance (side note Kylie kelce please adopt me I love you)
also if she was gay it makes more sense from a pr perspective for her to be single for a while rather than for her to have a “beard” she’s constantly slut shamed for having boyfriends and it’s not like those men get away Scot free either…. like she was fresh out of a 6 year relationship she could very easily have gone the “taking some time to work on myself before I get into another relationship” route if she didn’t want to date men anymore but instead she went straight to matty Healy of all people (which I genuinely think is one of the worst decisions she’s made in the past 5 years but then again she’s a grown adult who can do what she likes it’s none of my business and that is an opinion for another day)
“she’s being so loud in her songs only gaylors would understand” so close! Believing that a celebrity is sending you secret messages is actually a sign of schizophrenia! She’s not your friend she doesn’t know you and you should probably seek help xx
p.s. if you read this and felt offended I suggest you get a job I’ve heard they’re really good at filling all that free time you use to try and tear apart a stranger’s relationship
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i get to see my chest without the post op binder on for the first time tomorrow i think!!! the surgeon basically said she left me man boobs bc i'm fat (so that it would be ~proportionate~) and i'm so scared i won't be happy with the results 🙃 cuz like yeah it's natural for fat men to have tits but you can understand why that would still make me dysphoric 💀💀💀 anyway we keep going, i'm ultimately trying to trust my surgeon's expertise plus revision is also always an option. and tomorrow isn't nowhere near the final results anyway. literally had surgery on monday!!!!!
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my plan to keep sioux and donut's dry food in the bedroom away from bean has backfired bc now bean is sneaking in there for it the wee cow
like i'm glad you're finally going into the bedroom of your own volition but COME ON
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quite frankly unbelievable to me how many people don't care about benverly as a ship. sooooo many mfers out there calling benverly boring or plain compared to reddie/stenbrough/whatever. and it's like. what do u MEAN boring. haven't u ever felt impossible to love. haven't u ever felt already ruined at the tender age of 11. haven't u ever met someone who loves u like it's the thing they were born to do regardless.
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every day against my will i see a random people online get a videos of them just doing normal shit or simply existing posted to twitter without their knowledge or consent, in order to either purposefully mock them or to otherwise be weird about them and everyday i wanna killmyself and everyone in the world in turn
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I don't know how but I need out of this house
my mom is pulling a martyr-y guilt trip and my father is incapable of using technology despite my many many explanations
I have nowhere to go though
so I'm gonna eat my noodles and just breathe
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