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artcalledtattoo · 4 months

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That’s Republican Distraction Endorsement by losing Prunt Before Isreal distraction And shaking Hands Con cedar tall By hello Halley Make us all stupid Republican Hog wash Dear Iowa how’s the weather Not paying enough attention This is not the U.N. Iowa holds the votes for a country Toppled down what with Tornados The whirlwinds provided by IOWA In our Prseidencies Mother Nature gives a finger! Will you fuck up again Or vote correctly Don’t cry over rain from sky Hot cold pressures Are what you like before an election Enjoy the political weather! Iowa-ians Most sad Most sad Most sad You run into others You have early detection alarms The most sad from Iowa Lost personal property You Insured?! You placenta accreta And your poles control all of U.S. No band aid on ur votes Mother Nature calling out to you! My shed was auctioned Florida gave first kid locked in a car In the heat Republican distractions A Prunt !shocks humans!

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britcision · 1 year

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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

#food tips #food #usually pork #you can’t just fry pork plain #it’s fucking boring #no #even just the tiniest bloop of teriyaki #a teaspoon of lea and perrins #or my preferred bastard mix: honey garlic honey mustard teriyaki bbq lea and perrins #leave it in that bitch overnight #i did a 48 hour marinade once and OH MY FUCKING GID #i wish i had energy to do it every day

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)

#its not the fact that wade is touching logan. he does that all the time.#he does it all over #he'd do it all the time if he could #no sweet summer child #its the fact that logan didnt protest or remove wade's hand #not even that wade is cupping a feel. he can be perverted later #its the fact that logan is now a domesticated cat #we've been talking about how logan is physical touch love language AND touch starved?#look no further #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #logan howlett #deadclaws #poolverine #deadpool 2024 #i've seen my house dogs wag their tails when i reach out to them the same way #my house cats too #point is #logan is wade's scary dog privilege. except wade is debatably scarier.#logan is wade's little pet. his little bITCH (affectionately)#who's gonna tell logan things are going to be like this for the foreseeable future

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fraternum-momentum · 9 months

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yandere who's a clumsy killer and mc secretly helps him cause its cute how hard he's trying but he's so incompetent that they lowkey feel bad

#isnt this just kylar LMAO #like bitch just give the the injection u might put it in the wrong spot and mess it up #why didnt u use handkerchief + chloroform instead its such a classic like cmon now ur just making things harder for urself #mc sitting at the basement going 'do u even have an alibi when they question you?? did u make sure no one saw u??? wow ur so bad at this'#frambling...?

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queermasculine · 2 years

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the world needs more butch4butch trans4trans eroticism, so have this sketch of some butch cowboys (feelin’ all manner of things they cannot say...)

#these characters have no canon agab btw; transmasc/transfem status unknown. see whatever resonates with you the most #butch4butch #trans4trans #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #bitches will do an art reveal and not even finish the piece (it's me. i'm bitches)

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naonap · 1 year

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men used to go to war

#imagine you're kunikida and you see this bitch like this at work what do you do #i gave up on the phone before i had even staryed #started #im not re writing thay #THAT #can you tell im lazy #anyway #bongou stray dogs #bsd anime #bsd fanart #bongou stray dogs fanart #bsd dazai #dazai fanart #hmmm what else #dazai osamu

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cherrirui-official · 7 months

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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bogdreamz · 26 days

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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy

#solar opposites #solaropposites #korvo #tervo #did any of you guys read the interview where they said #they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him #Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed #he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him #all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE #and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch #korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell

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sleepire · 10 months

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"It don't bite" YES IT DO.

#red hood #jason todd #dc comics #batman #B is for bitch #this mf ain't even my favorite but his outfit #i live for it #hes so silly #hes also a murder #but sh #how do you tag

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stark-lord · 2 months

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Constantly plagued with thoughts of Edwin now knowing he enjoys being courted and Charles (compulsive charmer) with a whole new arsenal up his sleeve (laser focus on Monty’s whole deal)

“I mean, my smile is prett-y convincing” yeah yeah okay I can see where this is heading. Outlook not so good (for me)

#and the thing is #Charles wouldn’t even be actively or intentionally doing it to woo Edwin. that’s not on his radar what’s he need to do that for.#he’s just Like That #an artist perfecting his art form you could say #Edwin knows! obviously. which is even more satisfying bc #he gets to be on the receiving end of All That AND he gets to be a massive bitch about it #the scathing commentary is directly proportional to how pleased he is #which CHARLES knows #Charles said nothing would change!!! and nothing has they’re still /them/#maybe he’s even working on figuring the rest out. that’s not important.#someone fucking put me down already I am constantly so pained #dead boy detectives #Charles Rowland #Edwin Payne #dbda #don’t think I’ve ever used a ship tag on a post before but hey #payneland #I say hi

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daftmooncretin · 9 months

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fellas is it gay to lovingly caress your captains face as you remove his memories because you don’t want him to cry anymore. (he’s crying because he flirted with leonardo da vinci’s robot girlfriend too hard and she blew up fyi) just before this a mutual friend told you he pitied you because you had no capacity to love.

#although wiping jims mind was quite an unhinged breach of trust #the way he just sadly whispers ‘forget’ 🥹#why did bones come for poor spock so hard this episode this episode though?#he didnt even do anything to deserve it lmao #he actually tried to protect kirk from finding out the truth because he knew it would upset him #and bones was still like this is on you bitch #episode is requiem for methuselah btw #tos #star trek tos #star trek #jim kirk

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abba-enthusiast · 7 months

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German really popped off with hobbylos and asozial. Peak insults tbh

#no hobbies and you don’t even know how to act in a society. bitch. do better

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synthwavecryptid · 3 months

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Vampires are sleek demons for good times

(some say the van der linde gang is run by the devil himself, hard to find and harder to kill, with an appetite bigger than us all combined)

#dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #art crimes with koko #the biggest and meanest bat you ever did see #vampire Dutch is such a bitch I know it #and he’s been feeding off of his werewolf husband Hosea for who knows how many decades #what does lycanthrope blood even do for a vampire besides make them insane #western monster au

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deoidesign · 2 months

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Doing master studies the only way I know how: Stealing them and making them my guys.

(Barberini Faun)

(The Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)

(Covent Garden - William Bruce Ellis Rankin)

#obviously. not actually theft...#i was gonna say these are public domain but covent garden actually isnt yet #it will be. in two years.#thats the most different one though like i added a whole new guy..#maybe not the most different. barberini faun is pretty different i just took the post #pose #its barely even a study. thats not true #but. what was i saying.#oh its not theft it's study... the purpose is to learn!!! but also. if im gonna spend like 2 days on something...#its GONNA be my guys #otherwise. idk. i only want to spend 30 or so minutes per study #just to get the notes down and the practice for the skill im working on #i dont get all that much more out of completely rendering a master study. PERSONALLY.#at least definitely not enough to be worth taking 100x longer #but making them my characters makes it worth going all the way!!!#plus it's good practice w like. not just going 1:1 but actually genuinely interpreting whats there so i can manipulate it...#again. personally. this is just how i worm #WORK #youd better worm bitch #uhm... anyways yeah. ive done lots of study but why TF share it LMAO i dont even save it #its just to learn. ive got 1 million other drawings to save and look at later.#once the learning is done it's done its job and i have no need anymore #this is why the only studies i have are from school. i had to save and upload them #well. ok also i dont study as much now BUT in my defense im a full time artist #an hour or so a week is different ok im learning while working too.. i learned how to learn and i do it all the time now #master studies #digital art #my art #illustration #my ocs

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neechees · 2 months

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Me and many many other people have said this before, but White ppl saying that our opinion is only valid when calling someone out as racist if we "provide solutions" (and if we don't, then it's not really racist, we're "overreacting", and any fallout is OUR fault) is literally just them saying that it's not only our burden to bear racism & they think we ought to do the labor of educating people on it, but we also have to do the labor of offering solutions for THEIR behavior

#like motherfucker why dont YOU offer solutions? why do i gotta do it? you started this shit #we cant even do the first half bc these bitches dont even listen to us they just get mad and say we're overreacting

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cosmobrain00 · 11 months

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merry halloween these two losers infected my brain again n the nightmare bf christmas au forced my unwilling hand to finish this🫡

(n evryone say ty to @miwism for the big brained idea im simply the humble messenger🫶)

#might do more doodles too bc gen this made me happy to draw heheheh<3 #LIKE!!! BYLER R SALLY N JACK CODED FR N IDC WHT ANYONE SAYS!! THEYRE EVEN SHAPED THE SAME PLEASE!!!#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #my art<3 #miwi #“why didnt u post this on halloween instead-” MAYBE bc im an impatient bitch n u guys might get more of this from me anyways so..#also an excuse for me to draw will in a dress again LMAO

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