#even as a middle aged man
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"Hollywood star Timothy Olyphant was recently in our store as he was in Bangkok shooting a new movie. Everything custom, he loves his wool silk bespoke clothing!"
From Taylor on Ten's IG
#timothy olyphant#tailor on ten#suit and tie#ok no tie this time#but that's not the point#this was uploaded on july 29#when he was still in thailand#so his hair must be in the process of returning to its gray glory#if only he gained a little weight though#I know he's an ectomorph (with a teeny tiny dash of mesomorph in the mix)#but being too skinny makes him look frail#I hope he's not sick and it's just his metabolism doing its work#even as a middle aged man#fashion#crushes#attractive men#actors
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a BIG part of the lore of Dungeon Meshi is how ageism is bad. About how the long lived races treat the young lived races like children and thus infantilize them and do not show them the respect and understanding they deserve simply because of their looks or short life spans. Whether its because to them they look like children in their eyes (like half foots and gnomes) or because the adult ages of the younger lived races are still in the child ages for the longer lived ones and so they get treated/viewed as children (we see otta receive comments about getting with minors when in reality she dated adult half foot women. so we already see this view towards things like this are a thing in the lore) We see this with chilchuck, senshi, and marcille where the two later view chilchuck as a child and treat him like one even though he is a full grown man who drinks (and is supposed to have grey hairs) all because he looks young and in the newest episode its revealed he is 29 which is still young children to the two of them. We see how perspectives that characters are children because of their age being a childs age for a different race as opposed to their race or because they look like children is a completely infantilizing and disrespectful behavior that causes so many problems in the long run. a theme that is completely flying over the average tumblr users head.
ive seen people get furious at other people because they sexualize chilchuck and even marcille
“oh they look like kids so dont do that you freak”
you absolute fool you missed a major theme of the fucking story. But because they look young suddenly they are children? have you paid no attention to the story? did you just ignore how the ageisim and weird mindset about ages like that causes so many issues that could easily have been avoided. and as for the age one i see people getting furious at others for being into and sexualizing izutsumi even though she is a year past adult in tall man years, but because she isnt in the adult age range in real life (wild your applying real life society standards to a fictional medieval fantasy world). even though even in lore she would be well an adult able to get married and everything tumblr really does have the media literacy of a toddler.
#dungeon meshi#idiots your missing a major theme in the story oh my god#its litterally just marcille saying chilchuck is a kid because to elves 29 is considered a child#even though he isnt an elf and is a half foot and so the mans dam near middle aged#but because 29 is a child in elf years she treats him like a child.#same thing with izutsumi#16 years is adult for tallmen and since she is 17 she is an adult#but because that isnt adult in real life human years (wild your applying real life shit to a fantasy world but whatever)#people get in a frenzied about people thinking she is attractive#like congrats your litterally just doing the exact same thing as the elves in the story do#like you have just completely ignored the lesson#chilchuck#marcille#senshi#izutsumi
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some people really need to learn how to knock
#just a guy in a room totally by himself guys. just totally alone. nobody else with him :))#don’t worry he just had some Cheeto dust on his fingers he had to clean off :))))#arthur lester#jarthur#john doe#(implied)#private eyes#malevolent#malevolent podcast#my art#art#god I can’t even REMEMBER the last time I made a fully rendered digital piece holyshittt#feels so fucking good to have fun and make fanart again. and sexualizing a middle aged man no less!!!#truly back on my brand 😌😌😌 what a breath of fresh air#we are SO back
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He’s not an old man he’s 34. If you don’t have any 34 year olds in your life here’s something to think about: He’s younger than Brennan Lee Mulligan.
#same age as Jacob drawfee#every day I have to fight this battle.#malevolent#ITS NOT OLD MAN YAOI HES BARELY EVEN MIDDLE AGED.#arthur lester
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I'm not immune to propaganda 😔
#5e strahd? I don't know that bitch that's not my man#sorry ireena he's my cringe fail homie he's my bro he's my middle aged riddled by syndromes fam#please read that damn book it's so good#it's so good in fact that I'm using that as tome of strahd in my campaign#with slight fixes obviously but still#a++ characterization#I would advise it to anyone even if you don't know anything about curse of strahd or dnd in general honestly#curse of strahd#strahd von zarovich#my art#totally not have been obsessing over it since july or anything
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seeing people talk about “old man yaoi” and then i look into the tags and see coffinshipping is disappointing. thats just man yaoi. the real saw old man yaoi is john kramer and the insurance guy from saw six but you guys arent ready for that.
#mine#zxmbigirltxt#saw#coffinshipping#pirahnashipping#thats what its called right#john kramer#william easton#tho even that isnnt really old man yaoi. its just old man x middle aged man#but thats the only john ship ik#seen some stuff with mark and mandy x johnbut i do not fw that lol#no hate 2 those that do tho
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We all know who wears the pants in the relationship
@katzenklavierr for the art 😋
#dude for a whole week this teacher has been showing up in increasingly more absurd costumes#Today was snowwhite yesterday was a hotdog#And the day before he was a little German boy shorts and all#Its so funny cause' he's like a middle aged white man#ITS NOT EVEN SPIRIT WEEK EITHER 😭😭😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb church#edit#rvb tex#chex#rvb chex#rvb beta#rvb alpha#halo#edits
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I like when post-game AUs with Bro Strider make him the most miserable pathetic shit you'll ever meet. No one likes him. He barely goes outside. He eats ramen for every meal. H hasn't touched grass in weeks. Hasn't showered in months. People come to visit him out of pure pity but when they actually get to interacting with him he's such a dick they forget why they tried in the first place. Like yeah, he has absolutely no direction, no evil possessed puppet anymore. He's just a dumb fuckin' asshole now lmao
#bro strider#homestuck#i also like these 'cause they're all adulys and he doesn't have as much power over dave anymore#or anyone really#he has no power whatsoever he's just a pathetic middle aged man#trying to be the shit#but he ain't even the fart bro#my post#broposting
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Growing older
#I don’t think he’d take getting old well#like he looks so much like his dad and like he’s too lazy to shave so every morning he sees spitelout which is hard#and also like every year without hookfang hurts even more#and he’s watching all his friends start family and find purpose and grow up and he’s in limbo#idk. maybe I’m overthinkking this#middle aged man angst#snotlout#four draws tag#snotlout jorgenson#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd snotlout#trans snotlout
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It was never more clear than in last night's episode that KR truly only thought of Buck as "big dumb pretty boy" who was around to be the hot guy on the arm of literally whatever woman they could find so long as it was a woman.
Season 7 has some sins to atone for, but I have tried somewhat to offer it the grace I give season 4 for being a short season shot on a last-minute time crunch and under covid restrictions. We didn't see much of Buck in season 7 and most of what we saw was internal, not a lot of emergencies, though the ones we did get felt more balanced and purposeful to moving the main characters along than we had seen in awhile.
But 8x01? 8x01 was Firefighter Buckley at his absolute best and GOD I have missed him! He was silly, he was spouting off bee facts, he was thinking outside the box and saving lives with his ideas, he was gently communing with the bees, he was gently bullying his work husband partner into being a honey trap for bees, he was having an RSD episode and acting out against the injustice of how everyone is being treated because they're supposed to be a family, he got reprimanded for his ideas but didn't let it stop him from doing it again and again because he KNOWS he can save people!! I just- Firefighter Buckley!!!! 😭😭😭
There is a reason Buck was a fan favorite and we got to see everything this week from his giant kid energy, to his deep anger at injustice, to his stalwart co-parent energy with Eddie and having his back, to his ADHD brain coming up with fun facts and useful solutions.
He wasn't dumbed down for the sake of a joke (fully incorrect info on sperm donation after saying he did tons of research (that the writers clearly did not do) so they could get some cheap masturbation jokes), he wasn't the butt of the joke (lightning killing me gave me math powers because he-he i'm dumb and they don't have a plot for me to deal with it in a meaningful way, we're waiting for a LI to "fix" me, I'm calling every woman I slept with to see if I satisfied them) he was SMART, and CARING, and FRUSTRATED he can't save his family from the abuses they are suffering from and it all just felt so GOOD, and RIGHT, and true to who the Buck the audience fell in love with is. No wonder Oliver said it was the best episode they have done in years. I might have to agree.
#911#evan buckley#i just love him so much#kr never had one single fucking clue about who the character was what people loved about him or what to do with him#and even when he had what felt like a thousand plots going on they were all so surface level and didn't DO anything#that it was fully unsatisfying all around#ANYWAY#welcome back evan buckley you have been missed!!#if absolutely nothing else at least tim genuinely likes this cast and likes the characters he created#and it so deeply fucking shows even in stuff from s7 that i think they did poorly#at least the love is there#the love for the cast characters and the setting!!#it's a first responders show!#not criminal minds or a police procedural or a steamy sex show set at a firehouse#even the athena stuff took a different turn than i was expecting which so far has still been about rescuing someone and then a plane#(and not a con-air takover like i was preparing for)#i will never trust a middle-aged white man but at least tim loves the show he created and isn't trying to make it be something else#the 118 the firefam dispatch they are the heart of the show and saving people is the driving force#i will surely be curing tim's name at some point (not a big time skip my fucking ass it's exactly the same skip as always)#but for right now i'm relishing the show feeling like home again
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#''it strikes me that i know that girl'' <- lines that sit in your head forever and ever. narrative parallels of all time#thoughts#my art#les mis#javert#eponine#victor hugo said we've had nice parallels between a middle aged man and a young girl. now it's time for fucked up parallels#i had a whole collection of these w the two of them about parallels/cycles/javert perpetuating the same system that hurt him. but#they're barely sketches so i'll just post this on its own#there's a version of this with ghostly dogs things curled around them which was fun to do but felt a little too silly/reductive/unclear#so i took it out. altho i had a fun bit abt how their different collars represented their character#also not completely sure how i picture eponine but trying things out. i was really thinking abt how in her first appearance hugo emphasizes#that she is still a child even though she doesn't see herself that way & she's been forced to grow up quickly & was sort of trying to#reflect that. the odd area in mid teenage idk#still not Entirely happy with how i've structured/positioned it but it's been sitting on my computer for weeks so i may as well post it
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I love how they explained the D&P lore for the parents and straight boyfriends that were dragged along to the show and those people probably still had no idea what the fuck was going on 90% of the time
#tit spoilers#titspoilers#terrible influence#dan and phil#because how do you even begin to explain sister daniel#there was a middle-aged man in front of me who was clearly confused but did vibe to the song at the end#if you’re reading this and that was your dad tell him he’s an icon
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im going through the same emotional journey watching house md for the first time as i did while watching hannibal for the first time
like i go into it with the smallest of ideas of what the show generally is about, and a hunch that apparently theres two guys who will be fun to imagine as a ship because of some subjectively read homoerotic subtle subtext hints
and then i watch the show and its just. text. not even text the show should actually be called "they never kissed or fucked on screen but it would be less graphic than whatever the fuck im watching happen between these two"
#t4lx.txt#none of those words are in the bible#finishing s2 and im. the old man yaoi has gotten to me once again guys#not even just that but wilson and house both are just so interesting to me#i wanna see so much more of them. cannot wait for them both to get more fucked up#(i say this fully aware that im gonna be emotionally distraught upon it happening)#the homoerotically charged profound bond of middle aged traumatised emotionally repressed middle aged men is killing me#house md#hilson#bbc sherlock#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram
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Jesus fuck. I know I’ve been absent for the past few months and I don’t see myself going on tumblr regularly for the foreseeable future, but the Neil Gaiman thing. Christ.
I’m so fucking furious. I loved his work and I looked up to him. And now I find out that one of my favorite writers is a horrible person. Most of all, I feel terrible for the victims. May they get their justice.
I’ll be pirating good omens and the rest of his work from now on. I don’t think I could separate myself from a fandom that has not only brought me so much joy, but is full of wonderful, creative fans that make beautiful work that he is not fucking related to. It’s not his fandom, and it never was.
#neil gaiman#fuck neil gaiman#always believe victims#and even if the allegations werent true#he’s a middle aged man in a position of power who actively sought out relationships with 18-20 year olds#like fucking hell
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poorly describe your cubito to me
#i want to guess who they are#im so bored please ill even start#middle aged emo man commits voter fraud and discovers doomed yaoi#qsmp#mcyt
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you deserved better from me than an oversized uniform and a world full of troubles
#this is tugs#tugs zorran#tugs zip#fortezza bigg city#senjart#quick doodle before bed (1 am)#when you're only 18 and got force-fed a world full of crime and shady hard-to-trust folks#and the middle aged man that you adore and treat as a paragon of salvation is distant and cannot love you ''normally''#while the person that berates you is the one that genuinely loves you but your brain automatically registers any ''insult'' as ''bad''#and you don't know that he cares for you#family'd so hard they started to develop genuine traditional family problems#we're not beating the complicated doomed familyhood allegations with this one 😂😂😂#the faint ''have to'' in the background is like.#''do I care for you because my boss handed you to me as part of my duty''#vs#''do I care for you because I don't want you to end up like me even though I am NOT warm or nice''#also them without their hats. the one thing all z-stacks have in common that indicates them being from the same group#theres lots of details and themes and whatnot in this doodle but my brain is a mush..... erm..... have fun staring#(fixes my glasses and grins like an ape)
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